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CruelHM

"I enjoy Dance Dance Revolution (keeps me fit)"

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by urkelbot

submitted March 14th 2009

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hahahaha pwned again cruel...big time get the fuck out of here you pussy
9 years ago
he likely honed his dance dance revolution skillz whilst in da joint...hahahaha
9 years ago
Attica! Attica!
9 years ago
*Kicks over a Volkswagen*
9 years ago
I think your pwning skills are actually getting weaker, Dik. If that is possible.
9 years ago
hunter s. is a bitch and charles buk sucks dick, there its settled.
9 years ago
Actually...Hunter seems like one pretty cool drughead to me. I guess dik is trying to say he's cool and anarchic like Thompson too. He isn't.
9 years ago
Pussyhands, leave the Volkswagen alone!
9 years ago
Cruel=Anarchic? I don't think so! You, my friend are a Rabid, British Patriot! I Salute you! I salute any patriot to their country. Except the French. They have no patriots. Only capitulators.
9 years ago
Where did I claim to be anarchic? I said Hunter Thompson was...and dik isn't.
I guess I am patriotic. Britain is an amazing country - especially when you factor in its minute size. Incredible achievements.
But, nowadays the US is a far better country to live in. You are actually FREE in America...to do whatever you want - even if it results in self-harm. (You may wind up in jail...but at least you're free to do it).
Over here we have the Shit Police...to make sure you don't push too hard and get a pile.
9 years ago
Hahaha... Cruel is right about dik.

I saw part of the new Gonzo documentary last night.... It was like a noob's guide to HST. LAme.
9 years ago
ummm...you be dissing hunter,jerks?
9 years ago
cruel is right about me?..is that a fact sir?
9 years ago
tell me
9 years ago
I've just never been convinced that you are worthy of the HST avatar.... very audacious.
9 years ago
how could I have missed this? LOL, oh yeah I was at work. Still dont have a job do ya you fucking bum nigger?
8 years ago
good job urkel haha
9 years ago
I agree, That's funny as hell. Plus good craftsmanship. But I would've liked to have seen a handstand.
9 years ago
STFU you nobody
9 years ago
Piss off dick, It's not like you're anybody either.
9 years ago
haha everyone on this site if a bunch of nobodies.
9 years ago
Fucking nobody among nobodies. ^
9 years ago
going to jail doesn't make you a somebody, it make you a nobody who can't get a job. Thank god i got my felony off my record or i'd be as unhappy as you
9 years ago
makes*
9 years ago
...you're still a nobody.
9 years ago
Is somebody telling me i'm nobody? nvm, its nobody anyway.
9 years ago
you know, I was happier when I thought you were dead.
9 years ago
alec was dead?
and i missed it?
9 years ago
Alec. Going to jail also doesn't make you guilty either. I have no convictions here, or in America. Way to pwn yourself there with the felony thing though. I was charged with a misdemeanour only.
Are you always this stupid?
9 years ago
I was convicted of criminal mischief. destruction of property. The cop that arrested us knew i didn't do it, but felt like being a dick and putting it on me. The crime was that a car was hit with a rock. criminal mischief should be a misdemeanour but its not. Don't act so smug prison bitch, it doesn't suit you.
9 years ago
"criminal mischief"
...sounds like you molested a mouse or something...
9 years ago
Smug? I actually spent 6 weeks locked-up for pretty much nothing at all. I could have been out almost immediately - but was not gonna have false shit on my record.
You sound like a moron - if you got convicted of a fucking FELONY that you didn't even carry out. Dipshit.
9 years ago
Poss. You can't molest a mouse. They're always up for it. Fucking sluts.
9 years ago
Do you think anything you say is remotely funny?
9 years ago
*forgives urkel for hating ska*
9 years ago
Haahahahaha!

Wait, Urks hates Ska?
9 years ago
he dissed the Specials last night :(
9 years ago
urk likes grindcore
9 years ago
I hate most ska. Some I can tolerate. And yes I do like grindcore.
9 years ago
i love ska! i do!
for 20 minutes, tops, though...
make any sense?
9 years ago
Ska is the shit.
9 years ago
Ska is top 5 forst worst music genres ever. Ska fans should be ashamed.
9 years ago
Fuck you, you nasty titted whore.
9 years ago
what the hell is ska
9 years ago
Ska and grindcore are both garbage.
9 years ago
Ska is prancy punk faggotry.
It's great.
9 years ago
Too hot! This is just too hot. Now they runnin for dere guns...
9 years ago
Ska rules enough said...
9 years ago
Ska is up there with ICP, Nickleback, Kottonmouth Kings, Bono, and Celine Dion...fucking terrible.
9 years ago
you take that back right now bitch
9 years ago
ska is fucking great
9 years ago
Typical! Hush your mouth, young lady!

You're in so much trouble right now you're gonna keep me busy for a week.
9 years ago
Yeah Fugs...you go teach that bitch...in private. Cyber the shit outta her.
Some ska is awesome. I find myself agreeing with elpiss on something. Jesus. That cannot be good.
9 years ago
Without Ska, we wouldn't have had 2-Tone, and without that there'd be no Madness. Which would be unfortunate.
9 years ago
Catch-22? Freakin' awesome band... The Urge as well... ska rules

Typs.. shut your pie-hole....
9 years ago
Fries I will NOT take it back...

Fuggies....I am sorry.
9 years ago
Typical = mikebeez
9 years ago
Typicunt. You really ought to take it back...you lil fool. Also, take back those defective contact lenses too.
9 years ago
I don't use contacts. Have a pair of reading glasses....haven't worn them in like 2 years.
9 years ago
Jerk....how do you figure that one?
9 years ago
cause you pretend to know what you're talking about.. constantly
9 years ago
Jerkstore doesn't understand the concept of "an opinion."--Fact!
9 years ago
Lovely.
9 years ago
Only thing missing is the carpal tunnel from typing those mile long paragraphs.
9 years ago
Good job Urkel. This actually made me lol.
Just remember though...you have a myspace...(and you look like a reformed, rebellious Amish boy who sucks plenty cock).
Other than that, huzzah!
9 years ago
*I've given you guys lots of personal info about me and you still can't pwn me. Even when you guys gang up on me.*
9 years ago
Why are YOU misquoting me now Rish, you dirty faggot? That was correct right up until the second sentence.
'gang up on me'. Shut the fuck up.
9 years ago
I found this amusing...and from a guy I barely converse/flame with. Am I supposed to feel pwned? Sorry, I think it's funny.
9 years ago
Even people who don't talk to you are pwning you now.
9 years ago
And you are constantly whining that we are ganging up on you.
9 years ago
youre both pathetic scum and wel just leave it like that
9 years ago
elchris won that round.
9 years ago
Somehow, that's even worse coming from elchris.
9 years ago
Not only has elpiss has never won a thing in his whole life, but I really don't see how being called scum by him can be considered an insult, since in his case scum is a step up.
9 years ago
So...what's below scum called?
(Don't say 'CruelHM' or 'my whore of a female' or 'my mother').
9 years ago
...and don't say 'no, not MY mother...YOUR mother, Cruel'.
9 years ago
no, you
9 years ago
That was brilliant.
Oh well...back to Cheechdom you go.
9 years ago
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