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Tis a cruel, cruel world, but hey!, look at them tits!.

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by jsloan10

submitted March 12th 2009

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Amen to that!!
8 years ago
His face without smiling in 2008 picture said it all LOL
8 years ago
Notice shes not smiling either! I would rather be married to the Stay Puft Marshmellow woman then the Crypt Keeper.
8 years ago
Marriage is a terrible thing.
8 years ago
shut up slut. ur just saying that because ur 5'2" and u'll never weigh less than a deuce and a half. pierce brosnan wouldnt fuck u if he were 90 on his death bed u damn walrus
8 years ago
No, she says that because she would rather eat the stay puft marshmellow...
8 years ago
I am sorry did someone hear someone talking...Oh I'm sorry it wasn't someone just some more noobs trying to gain acceptance by running tired jokes.
8 years ago
actually this is more about venting frustration for me not a need for acceptance. ur right though u are a tired joke. its just that the fact that u are obese gives u a skewed perspective on what is or is not attractive. having never attracted a man of average weight and build u see him as a skeleton. perhaps a low calorie diet and a gym membership would allow u a glimpse of what most people deem desireable
8 years ago
VicSin is fat
8 years ago
you shut your mouth... she's cuddley
8 years ago
Are we going to start this shit again? You people need a life.
8 years ago
Fries-please, lets be honest.

Vicsin is about as cuddle-y as a walrus.

Coincidentally, "walrus" was vicsin's nickname in highschool for being a fat bitch with a mustache and fucked up teeth.
8 years ago
But Pierce is gay, so a fat chick is okay.
8 years ago
I'm with Alec here. I like fatties, too, but not fatties with itty bitty titties. Cost-benefit analysis. Simple Fleshonomics.
8 years ago
WTF is wron with the fucking threads? This was supposed to go 2 threads down and reset here! FUCK!
8 years ago
fooliam the funny part about that is, I wasn't fat in high school in fact I was a cheerleader for 3 years.
8 years ago
Blowing the whole football team doesn't make you a cheerleader.
8 years ago
If it did, then Hank would be a cheerleader too.
8 years ago
Fries IS a cheerleader.
8 years ago
No but it certainly boost team morale!
8 years ago
@VicSin GODDAMN! speaking of n00bs... youve been here just shy of a year... you havent hardly earned the right to call someone a n00b... you might contribute much but that doesnt make up for lost time...
8 years ago
She only contributes weight.
8 years ago
I saw that Irish.
8 years ago
Sometimes it goes the other way, doesn't it? Where the guy, being married, doesn't have to go out and compete for pussy anymore and lets himself go and gets fat.
8 years ago
Like ME! Women will never be equal to men until they can become morbidly obese and STILL think they are good looking!
8 years ago
thats a bummer man
8 years ago
Bitches are fuckin liars.
8 years ago
Tis definitely my world...and I say - the aging process sucks ass. I mean...Brosnan seems to have shrunk a bit in 12 years (of course he's still a cunt...and we don't know about the blimp's footwear).
8 years ago
Also...I like how they're both happy in 1996...and she's nervous and he's ashamed in 2008.
8 years ago
her boobs are much bigger so i guess that a plus.
8 years ago
But he still needs Viagra.
8 years ago
Worrying about aging or being nervous or ashamed after your youth is gone is just stupid. Don't worship youth. Worship me. I'm one of the few people left on this planet with any sense.
8 years ago
she's still pretty. plus fat chicks give better head cuz they're always hungry
8 years ago
Yeah, but they're fat.
8 years ago
bad head from a chick you find attractive > great head from an uggo...
fact
8 years ago
Neither are good.
8 years ago
misspelled "both" :)
8 years ago
Fact, true, but bad head is always bad head. I wouldn't want some wildebeest like VicSin gnawing at the bone no matter how good it was, I wonder if Apathy ever puked on her.
8 years ago
Yeah. But at least you can just tell the attractive chick to stay put...and fuck her mouth.
8 years ago
I believe it'd be easier to promise the fat chick some KFC delivery, she'd do whatever you want.
8 years ago
KFC do delivery now?
She'd still be fat. Refer to above.
8 years ago
Apathy wouldn't know, he never got any head. And you would be lucky to have me "gnaw at the bone" too bad I wouldn't touch you with lucid's mouth.
8 years ago
+1 team puke.
8 years ago
Hey urkel!
Stfu. Thank you, pleases.
8 years ago
No.
8 years ago
^^absolute boner kill
8 years ago
Yeah good one, refer to KFC bucket above, I'm sure Apathy at least bought you a value meal, just out of curiosity, what are your prices?
8 years ago
Well to be honest it takes more then food sweetness. And to lay to rest any of your curiosity, if you have to ask...you can't afford it.
8 years ago
HaHa, you take insults like a prostitute on Aurora.
8 years ago
Yeah okay sure
8 years ago
You're one of those chunky chicks that's fuckable, as I recall. There...I said it.
8 years ago
Not this fatty again, don't you have 4 or 5 buffets to hit up? Bitch you know you're hungry. Look here roundness, does shitting on your chest cost extra or is that covered in the five dollar fee?
8 years ago
I don't know ask all the girls you have paid to do it to you?
8 years ago
you muthafucka get up, come on get down with the thickness!
8 years ago
Brosnan looks the same. His wife doesn't look terrible, either. She could lose a few pounds, but this is definitely not poster-worthy.
8 years ago
I agree, she still looks ok. Of course everybody ages and if your'e ugly for the start your'e fucked, but if you get fat you always lose a little weight.
8 years ago
*can always
8 years ago
i think it's great that this shows love and all that goes with it goes beyond looks. this is one for shoving in 1rish1's face. girls can do way better than him even if they aren't to his standards :P
8 years ago
Tits or gtfo?
8 years ago
how about this one... you gtfo
8 years ago
I asked for it, didn't I?
8 years ago
"Tits or gtfo"
That's deep man *snickers*

Deja's got a point though.
8 years ago
It's not so much what you said, but that you said something.
8 years ago
testing...cruella?
8 years ago
No. Stfu...all of you. Especially you, Jewman.
8 years ago
yeah, i shoulda just banned it. just too down lately to really care
8 years ago
I love you, Deja. Don't worry, sweetheart...OJ's got some awesome old posts I made on the Sci-Fi forums that he's gonna post here tomorrow/later today.
In one of them...I do a big apology for being an 'online troll'. He's gonna pwn me with it.
8 years ago
I have always imagined Deja as a sexy brunette with nice hot curves and dark eyeshadow bringing out those deep bedroom eyes..Wait, what were we talking about, shit, Yak's gonna beat me again.
MOAR BEER!
8 years ago
"it"...:)
8 years ago
Sloan. How about: LESS BROWN-NOSING?
8 years ago
Making sexual advances at the site's creator is probably just gonna get me in trouble.

Fuck it, Deja's totally hot, and smart, and generous, and wonderful. SHE IS SHINING BEACON OF WHAT ALL WOMEN SHOULD BE!!.

Tito get me a tissue.
8 years ago
i agree with deja. and she isnt even "fat" she just got bigger. and shes still pretty.
8 years ago
...pretty fat.
8 years ago
Love is caring, love is not jealous, love doesn't recognize obesity? Wait that can't be right.
8 years ago
Ah, but the good ones always have curves. I think the skinny ones are a bit crazed from starving themselves so much.
8 years ago
I have a good one. look at this, a big woman that's down right sexy-
http://images.google.ca/images?hl=en&q=karina%20hart&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa=N&tab=wi
8 years ago
My woman is 5' 7" and around 140 right now. I think she's perfect. I don't understand how she even weighs that much, to be honest.
8 years ago
You are beginning to to see the light my son.
Go forth and slay many beer in celebration.
8 years ago
i almost like the "honest" cruel...
8 years ago
what's wrong dejapoo?
8 years ago
I'm always honest, possum. My girl looks pretty thin. I seriously don't know how she doesn't weigh less. I think that's a nice weight for her height though.
8 years ago
I like artistic girls, I love to have a muse. No fatties though.
8 years ago
*autistic
8 years ago
I'm not particular, meat as meat.
8 years ago
I don't care what anyone says...Deja in my mind looks like this one hot bitch i found on Bmezine.com....the pic was title Deja vu....so it fits.
8 years ago
Since this is how I envision Deja...Yak in my mind is a more hairy version of a sexy gay porn star...but you know...not gay.
8 years ago
Stfu you brown-nosing cunt...and get your asshole back on my pole.
8 years ago
whatever youre saying buttloving shitboy ..shut your pie hole you yappy fucking chunk of fuck
8 years ago
i bet you didn't yap this much when you were doing your "bit" hahaha
8 years ago
Yeahhh. Good luck with that...you fucking piece of week-old dog puke.
8 years ago
OH shit! , please don't get Dik mad he beats me when he's mad.
8 years ago
What?? You're not his limp-dick are you?
8 years ago
*some shit about peace,unity and people being as one*
^That
8 years ago
I'm off to bed soon...way past-due.
8 years ago
Goodnight, may you be smothered with dreams of large breasts.
8 years ago
Sorry but he is still fucking plenty of hot young girls. He's just remaining married to her so he doesn't have to give up half of his fortune.

Key lesson: make her sign a prenup.
8 years ago
At least they're still together after all these years. Not many marriages last that long anymore.
8 years ago
I don't see your point, Deja. Of course girls can do better than me. Thats the whole point, I have certain standards, so do they. I've met plenty of girls who I liked but didn't like me. I've found some that met my standards and we got along great. Thats what keeps it interesting.
8 years ago
Sometimes the hunt is better than the kill.
8 years ago
Dont you mean you almost "like" honest spewlHM?
I was on the edge of my seat in anticipation of that sally getting the boot!!!..nah not really,i couldnt give a frogs fat ass.
BTW Spewl,by many a mans standards,your imaginary GF would be considered fat.
I (not out of ass kissyness) agree with Morph and Deja.I think in the end,a guy or gal will fixate on something the other person has or doesnt have,and that will cause them to seperate.Could be fat,could be filthy yellow choppers.
8 years ago
RRRR
8 years ago
EEEE
8 years ago
PPPP
8 years ago
shit..reply button was hiding from me.
8 years ago
LLLL
8 years ago
YYYY
8 years ago
failure :(
8 years ago
dont act all indignant,youve butchered up some replies your own damn self-roadkill
8 years ago
Oh my Christ Chong. He done did it again, didn't he?!
8 years ago
HAHAHA fuck im in tears
8 years ago
money stresses, health issues, general outright depression :(

thanks for asking dik :)
8 years ago
uh, nice... that was posted in reply above... fuck it
8 years ago
"Speedbump... The roadkill Possum"
8 years ago
Blame it on Billy Deja.
8 years ago
spit it out flossums
8 years ago
not funny anymore, bill
8 years ago
You should probably just go now noob, okay?
8 years ago
Fuck Billy Mays anyway, they should be executed by public consensus.
8 years ago
it was a fuckin accident both times..unlike the constant replying to spell a word.Im not into that kinda spotlight twatknights.
OJ pm'd me Spewl..he says hes got the lube if you got the sausage.
8 years ago
You were a fuckin accident...just the one time.
8 years ago
*logs off Mucho
cues up Black Grape"*
8 years ago
I really hate Black Grape.
8 years ago
Oh really? Sorry there, Mr Authority On All Rock.
STFU now, many thank yous.
8 years ago
Sorry there, Mr Authority On All Cock.
8 years ago
Since I am such an authority...I have to say...yours is a rather small, limp, and cheesy one.
8 years ago
Shut up and get back to sucking.
8 years ago
That was pure genius, Wayne's World.
8 years ago
s'okay urkel...BG is just my entry to the Specials...and if you dont like the Specials...
there is no hope for you
8 years ago
Actually, I hate them too.
8 years ago
What a cunthead. ^
8 years ago
you ska hater you!
8 years ago
i will not judge him
urkel is a purist. the end.
...if it wasnt for folks like him
we'd be reduced to echo and the bunnymen status by now
8 years ago
My recommedation for the week:
The Wipers - Over The Edge
8 years ago
ouch!
8 years ago
The funny thing is that she plumped up but still looks young and beautiful, where as good old Double 0 old man looks older then the hottest Bond, Sean Connery.
8 years ago
You'd still let Pierce ride you like a bull, don't lie.
8 years ago
I'd ride Vic like a bull, im druncl an horney right now though.
8 years ago
OK, I looked Vics Myspace page and I still stand by my statment. Those titties need me.
8 years ago
Ok, she's 45, and 5'8" so she's just big in general. Brosnan was quoted saying he was still very turned on by his wife even to this day. Its what marrage is based on, age does wonders on the human body and it just goes to show you that when dealing with life and love it goes much deeper than a nice rack or some DSL's.

Pierce gets a golfclap
8 years ago
I'm Impressed UponErebus, you must be up in age like myself.
8 years ago
There's no fool like an old fool.
8 years ago
I never found him attractive. So no I wouldn't, Sean Connery on the other hand...
8 years ago
You have big hands...
8 years ago
I must cause I totally missed the reply button there.
8 years ago
Welll...you got some rust to work off. Come sit on my lap.
8 years ago
I wanna play wit her bewbies first!!.
8 years ago
Noooooo! I'm still drinking...at 6.31AM UK time.
8 years ago
damn!
go to bed!
8 years ago
I can't...I have some alcohol left...and no place else to go...I got nuffin else.
8 years ago
Sounds like your married.
8 years ago
Haha! 1 soon-to-be-ex wife...and 1 current cutie (but a head-fuck). Women...can't kill 'em...legally anyway.
8 years ago
Understood, oh yes understood.
8 years ago
if it wasn't for all the ass rape, sometimes i wish i could live in a prison for 6 out of 7 days a week.
8 years ago
Yeah, you get many more ass rapings on the outside.
8 years ago
oh the obesity.
8 years ago
Ha, the post was useless until everyone started circle jerking each other on what love is all about. Just throw in some +1 team shit, +2 team puke and talk about raping each other...one average night in muchoville.
8 years ago
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8 years ago
My dick still looks as young as it did when I was a baby.
8 years ago
And is still the same size.
8 years ago
Hahahahahaha!
8 years ago
What do you think I ment?
8 years ago
a real man would never let his woman get like that
8 years ago
yeah but now he doesn't hafta lean in as far to be close to her
8 years ago
http://a.abcnews.com/images/Entertainment/wi_keely_080128_mn.jpg
8 years ago
here she is in a bikini

http://lh3.ggpht.com/fisherwy/R5Dy4We9yvI/AAAAAAAAM78/SkQXnD_Yi74/Pierce+Brosnan+and+wife+Keely+Shaye+Smith+photo%5B8%5D
8 years ago
For all you know that bitch is pregnant ... isn't that what is supposed to happen?
8 years ago
What is she pregnant with a DUST BALL?
8 years ago
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