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Eat Me Out

Cute teen pretends to be a whore. Thats PRETENDS not PRETEENS before you start fapping

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by Batterslap

submitted March 12th 2009

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lil showstoppa all growed up
9 years ago
As useless as an Amish porn star. Most useless and boring upload ever!
9 years ago
yeah, wtf was this shit? how the fuck is this mucho worthy?

Go fuck yourself, batterslap.

And you too yak, for putting this shit up.
9 years ago
someone please put something in that bitches mouth .... like a fist
9 years ago
euhhhhh look at that line all the way down her tongue

someones not getting enough vitamins
9 years ago
eh? that would apply to a discoloration but not a natural fold.
9 years ago
Observe boys, this is a tranny.
9 years ago
tranny with bad taste of music
9 years ago
Those are the worst kind.
9 years ago
Apparently vongo has a lot of experience with trannies?
9 years ago
Visit this site much?
9 years ago
hottest fucking tranny i've ever seen
9 years ago
I must be getting old. Those lyrics are a bit more explicit than I'm used to. Do kids today actually listen to this stuff?
9 years ago
Sadly...this isn't even half of bad as some of the new shit out there.


Ew
9 years ago
This song is old as fuck. Its by Akineyel (that spelling could be wrong) its actually a pretty funny song.
9 years ago
She's even more useless then I am.
9 years ago
angie...this new approach of yours is also destined for failure...
"self-deprecating" is generally funny...
but what you're doing here is not... - can you say "submissive cumbucket" ?
9 years ago
Gawd!
Why is everything about you???

Fucking whore.
9 years ago
He picks on you because you waste your potential.
You are pretty.
You show signs of being smart.
And you are young, the world is yours for the taking, yet you put up this persona that is simply foolish.
Hey have fun with life, but there are limits.
Don't go posting nude pics of yourself for your kids to find in the future.
Don't say stupid shit like " I'll never have kids" your too young to make that decision.
Don't talk about being bisexual to simply sound cool, your gay or your not.
Don't play victim for a response ever.
Don't use childhood as an excuse, your old enough now to take charge, when you get around 30 you will look back and think "What the hell was I thinking", always try and see the bigger picture.
This is the most honest advice you will ever hear, please take it seriously.
9 years ago
jsloan working the 'wise old father figure' angle to get at lucids floppy titties. very tricky old timer. im taking notes and will be using this when im middle aged to get an in with some young attention whores. just remember lucid that daddy didnt love u but jsloan does.
9 years ago
Jsloan, you missed "don't take advise from strangers off of the internet". By the way, people might think you're smart enough to offer advice in the first place if you learnt to spell.
9 years ago
^Moron
9 years ago
monkfish quit cockblockin jsloan. if he wants to glaze lucids pancake nips thats his problem. game on grey hair.
9 years ago
*sigh

I think the biggest thing is that for some reason people think this is more then just a joke to me...It's the internet...half of you are just bits of my imagination running amuck.

Nothing more.

If I took anything any of you said to heart then I would of left ages ago.

I guess your just "being human"...


P.S.
Just because I fell inlove with a girl when I was 16 and had a relationship with her for several months only to lose her to "tragic events" doesn't mean I'm Bi...
9 years ago
MOOOOO
9 years ago
Jsloan10 is trying to give genuine advice. However, losingxlucidity has never showed signs of being intelligent, nor has she shown potential in any aspect. Self-deprecation is only funny if you're the only one deprecating yourself. Also, as I have already expressed, losingxlucidity isn't ugly or fat, but she has some crazy insecurity issues. She's likely to go down on a couple chicks simply because her boyfriend asks her to. She's a fucking doormat, and she'll probably remain one for the rest of her life. At least Vicsin sometimes defends herself.
9 years ago
I am in no way, shape or form a doormat.

Ever notice that by "defending" oneself it ends up just fueling the fire?

I do what I want, regardless of someone elses feelings on the subject. If I happen to have relations with a female it's because I want to, not because some childish horny little boy thinks it's hot.

Now, your right about me having insercurity issues...But that's because of shit I've done to myself, not something someone has done to me.

My potential and/or intelligence is not on display here. If I wanted to show how smart I am, I'd go to a site where people share helpful hints and ideas for solving math problems.

If I wanted to show how pretty I am, I'd join fucking SG.


But this...is Mucho...
None of that fucking matters, so why the fuck would I waste my time trying to prove myself?

This is where I come when I'm stressed out and need a reminder how fucked up everything really is.

Sorry if it's your damn life and I'm not taking it seriously enough for you.

~fin~
9 years ago
there's a really cool site called scifi forum that you might like
9 years ago
Yeah...good recommendation dik. I've spilled some of my life stories there too...and here.
dik the dog-loving humanitarian. Stfu and die already.
9 years ago
There's nothing wrong with Dik the dog-loving humanitarian, if anything being that proves he's far better a person then you will ever be.
9 years ago
It's funny how you still suck up to members that are "popular." I am no way reflecting my own problems onto you, though I feel you are a representation of all the stupid teenie boppers in society. If you come here to look at how sick the world really is, then I pity you. If seeing other's misfortunes and flaws helps you feel better about yourself, you should probably just move to Zimbabwe where you'll feel like the Queen Bee. Oh, and shutting the fuck up would also help. No one thinks you're funny, nor have any of your posts been productive in any way. Everything you say starts problems, yet you continue to post. If replying to people's comments is bad and starting comments of your own is bad, you know what that means, right? Shut the fuck up.
9 years ago
A-fucking-men!
Jesus...I even try to give this stupid bitch a chance sometimes...EVEN when jamiee, dik, Rish, deja, yak, OJ and about two hundred other people were calling her a stupid little teenage attention whore.
You truly are weak Lucy/Angy. Trying to gain favor with dik in the hope he'll capitulate and you'll have a 'strong card in your deck'. Jesus Christ. Hardly surprising you'd go crawling to dik...just like an abused puppy begging for more.
9 years ago
Um, fuck you?
9 years ago
No, you mouthy lil cunt. Go hump dik's leg.
9 years ago
Me & Lucid have exchanged very few words on Mucho, positive nor negative. I'm in no way labelling her a 'stupid little teenage attention whore'.

She may be one, she may not. She is much better to have around here than Cruel, that's for sure. She doesn't bitch & seek attention half as much as he does, no matter how often she is accused of doing so.
9 years ago
who are you spamming now troll? why yak puts up with your shit i don't know...you belong on fucking ebaums...or sci-fi-land ..hahahaha get off the internet ..you suck at it..you don't have a job you useless bum
9 years ago
^pwned
9 years ago
cruel is by far the biggest most desperate spammy noob attenion whore i have ever seen on this site i fucking swear
9 years ago
following everyone around ..pwning himself over and over ..but it's like he too fucking stupid to realize
9 years ago
lucid - re-read that 1st comment by jsloan a few times...
9 years ago
Man, I turned into a twisted Dr.Phil last night.
The hangover was lovely though.
9 years ago
stop typing so loud!
9 years ago
I hate to be judgmental but .. WTF?? this is a generic, boring youtube video.
Batterslap, I am disappointed, do better next time plz, KTHXBYE.
9 years ago
Actually, get me a vid of a midget with a twelve inch cock raping an 80+ year old lady and I will be happy.
9 years ago
I agree, why is this on here?
9 years ago
Because of that catchy tune.
9 years ago
hah i remember that old ass song.

her face isnt there but she has nice legs.
9 years ago
Yeah, this coming from a guy who would fuck a chimp until he found out that it could rip his face off.
9 years ago
i would not fuck a chimp... unless it was toothless and in a coma.
9 years ago
if white girls had better booties, i wouldn't have to hide my girly under my bed.
9 years ago
tommorow there is goin to be a 18yr old "eat me out" gets her wish video....right?
9 years ago
I don't know about you guys, but I'd bang it, tranny or not, before I threw it out.
9 years ago
Rob Dyrdek would not be happy.
9 years ago
Preteen would have been better
9 years ago
i like the peace-out/gang sign flip at the end...speaks to her street cred
9 years ago
Shoot me, poison me, choke me, just make it stop.
9 years ago
just hit the back button and you'll be good
9 years ago
I would kick my kid's ass if she did this.
9 years ago
I would fuck your kids ass if she did this
9 years ago
This is boring.
9 years ago
I'd put it in her mouth.
9 years ago
In a tanning salon of all places. Is nothing sacred with these places. Maybe there are webcams in the beds too.
9 years ago
Boring, fucking ugly and shit music.
9 years ago
another teaser that does not know what a female body is for!!
6 years ago
... all i did was squirt it down her throat.. i didn't know she wanted it in the crack of her ass.. damn .. missed it.
4 years ago
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