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Britsh pilot punches american

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by jsloan10

submitted March 11th 2009

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Britsh pilot punches american
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Hahaha! American soldiers are thick as pig-cum. Friendly fire. A term created specifically for the US military...and the fact they are NOT trained to recognise allied vehicles/flying objects/personnel.
9 years ago
Friendly Fire can be on purpose.
9 years ago
Like when Rish came on your back you mean?
9 years ago
So all i got frrm this was he knows what pig cums consistancy is.
9 years ago
I'm not surprised you are familiar with pig-cum, Fool.
9 years ago
I needed the money.
9 years ago
Look up friendly fire and you will see stories of British bombing their own stationed helicopters. Israel bombing U.S. ships, etc.
9 years ago
Yea Enterx is right, it happens all the time no matter what country. WWII POW camps used to get shot up because they had no way of knowing.
9 years ago
Great comparison.
US military (last I heard) are not trained to recognise allied vehicles. British are.
9 years ago
Well thats because the american soldiers dont have any free time,they are too busy learning how to fire at friendlies.
9 years ago
im tougher than this guy me and my dirt bike gang could punch anyone cause we r so cool
9 years ago
He had a point, You don't see them in helicopters.
9 years ago
socalhotboi, you accidentally spelled "box" B-I-K-E.
9 years ago
Cruel- Americans shoot everything with extreme predjudice. The British do see the enemy when it is right in front of them. For example: Chamberlain/ Hitler Non-Aggression treaty.
America came to the aid of Old John Bull. Fact.
9 years ago
Dude, the russians were the ones who kept the
nazis out of britain. The USA showed up late...
9 years ago
Thats just stupid. If it wasn't for The United States then England would be speaking German. That is a known fact.
9 years ago
If it wasn't for the United States there'd probably be more of us left alive to defend ourselves.
9 years ago
Actually if it wasn't for us then there wouldn't many of you left at all.
9 years ago
Yap, yap, yap, same old, same old, yap, yap!
9 years ago
Yappity yap yap.
9 years ago
no , lets entertain the faggot....

Yes 1rish1 we are grateful
9 years ago
by what facts do you think that 1rish1?
9 years ago
I read it somewhere.
9 years ago
reading it in the stall of your gym doesn't make it true.
you do realize that right?
if it did, then that would mean calling you would be a guaranteed good time.
9 years ago
funny how irish speaks like hes ever done anything at all
9 years ago
nazis lost thanks to the russians, anyone that argues against that is just plain stupid
9 years ago
Didn't you see Band of Brothers? We are the ones that defeated Hitler. If we hadn't then there would be no England.
9 years ago
Well, it would at lest be called something different right now. Like "the place where those rotten toothed tea drinkers used to live" but in German.
9 years ago
it was a joint victory and the best result you americans have ever had in a war
9 years ago
If you watch their movies, you'll see that Americans won every war they ever fought.
9 years ago
I can remember another war where we had some pretty good results.
9 years ago
not sure there will have ever been one
9 years ago
I'm pretty sure we one the Civil War
9 years ago
HOLD THE FUCK UP... when the fuck did the British "claim" to have an army again?!?!? OH thats right you fucken snaggletooths havent done FUCKALL in centuries!!!!!!!!
9 years ago
Facts please, to back up your statement.

Or shut the fuck up, idiot!
9 years ago
we joined america in the war against terrorism and now we can't even get in the top20 of the Eurovision
9 years ago
1rish1! 1rish1! fuck'em up rish! The US military industrial complex is screwing up the world now; But 2 or 3 centuries ago Britain was pimp slapping 3rd world countries. We're all pimps. Pimpin aint easy.
9 years ago
Who cares about Britain now anyway? You're about as important as the stains i left in Cruel's moms bed.
9 years ago
America takes shits bigger that Britain.
9 years ago
You carry on believing that, fuck knuckle. Without Britain as an ally, the US would be fucked.
9 years ago
I thought indica was gonna back us British back there but then he turned into a complete fucking douchebag
9 years ago
Did you know that something like 60% of all modern American inventions were invented by British people working in America?
9 years ago
^Just being a cunt...
9 years ago
What the Fuck is wrong here? Have British History Texts decided to ignore FACT? We helped you in WWI and WWII. Before that we kicked your Lime-sucking asses not once, but TWICE within 40 years. The Revolution and War of 1812. But that's okay. You don't have to thank us, just get your tea-sipping, scone-scarfing, marmalade-munching facts straight.
9 years ago
Fugsy, What facts do you require? I will provide them.
9 years ago
Holy fuck are you dense? You are truly ignorant. How about this for facts you raisin brain... umm HISTORY.
9 years ago
Stfu.
It's a well-known fact that history is taught very poorly, and incorrectly in US schools.
Even a few (more enlightened) Americans around here have conceded that point.
9 years ago
sonn3's statement; "when the fuck did the British "claim" to have an army again?!?!?"
I'd like to know how he thinks we don't have an army, and where he gets the idea that we've done nothing for centuries.
9 years ago
Don't fucking ask me to go into this shit again. Even that halfwit OJ has laid out the reality on several threads of a similar nature. Go find 'em.
9 years ago
Just before you look for your facts, FatPat, don't forget the fact that it was the French and Spanish that won the Revolution for you.
9 years ago
sonn3, where in your "history" books does it say we can't claim to have an army? How can you call anyone ignorant when you don't even appear to know what you're talking about yourself?

Shut up and go back to school.
9 years ago
Our military has been fighting almost every year for centuries, right up until now.

A little selection:

India
Palestine
Malaya
Korea
Kenya
Cyprus
Borneo
Vietnam
Aden
Radfan
Oman
Dhofar
Northern Ireland
Falklands
Gulf War
Bosnia
Kosovo
Sierra Leone
Iraq
Afghanistan

s0nn3, you're a retard.
9 years ago
The Vietnam one is really just our special forces advising your lot, 'cause ya know, your special forces are actually based on ours.

:)
9 years ago
Special Forces, political system, judicial system...the list goes on.

You're country is like our bastard child.
9 years ago
"when you coming home son?"
"I dont know when...
But we'll get together then, dad...
You know we'll have a good time then"
9 years ago
That's quite apt for a Brit/US relationship thingie...
9 years ago
Hey i would have punched those idiots too. fuck that its my life in the sight of a idiot with a 50 cal
9 years ago
I would have just done a Johnny Cage fatality. Punching seems insufficient on this one. I mean...why land if you're not gonna at least deliver some 'Hadddouken!'
9 years ago
C-c-c-c-c-combo breaker!!
9 years ago
One too many 'c-' for me...
9 years ago
And, wrong game dipshit.
9 years ago
"iraqis in helicopters" would be a great name for a norwegian death-metal band
9 years ago
^Fact
9 years ago
raising a 16 0z Moosehead at ya, sloan
9 years ago
Moosehead, classic, reminds me of AK, once in a bar this drunk says to me, "Do you know how you can tell when a guy likes Moosehead?, By the antler marks on his hips". He's probably dead now.
9 years ago
Good times...hawhhhh.
9 years ago
bwahahahahahahaha

Stupid american... must have been some redneck mother fucker with an itchy trigger finger. Thanks for making America seem dumber than it is... if thats even possible.
9 years ago
Sounds fair enough to me. Marine is lucky Brit didnt land the 47 on his head
9 years ago
OOOPS.... no pics and no vids. YAK ! what's happening ??
9 years ago
That's what happens when you die...Everything you love and hold dear just ...goes away...
9 years ago
We had a server crash earlier so I'm just rebuilding it's media archive. So to speed things up I temporarily disabled the other.


It should start working again shortly, maybe 20 minutes or so.
9 years ago
The 'fight' probably consisted of the Brit pounding the shit out of the Yank
9 years ago
he was flying a chinook ? those things are hardly recognized as enemy aircraft
9 years ago
It was a marine. They're meant to be your elite troops and they're still making retarded fuck ups like that. Seriously, train your soldiers better, you've got some serious wars coming your way in the near future. You're going to need to be able to defend yourselves.
9 years ago
What you all don't understand here is the Marines are the retards they give the guns to and say"Go kill something" After they clear it out, that's when the rest of the millitary branches go in and try and win the war.
9 years ago
"These guys are not known for tolerating fools gladly"

That is how a gentleman Brit would call you guys idiots. I just say it how it is, idiots.
9 years ago
This comment blew it, no officer would say that to the press. Fake.
9 years ago
You don't know much about English officers then. They will call things as they see them.
9 years ago
Totally true. ^
9 years ago
team Britain 1 Team America 0
9 years ago
it will be ok butter tooth
9 years ago
Americans are just plain stupid, there is no help or treatment for it. And did Pamela think she could get away with that nip slip... LIVING IN AMERICA! *wooodedooooO!!*
9 years ago
Interesting, moderately funny. But entirely fake, the end comment blew it.
9 years ago
so it's ok to kill iraqi? i the british also don't know who to fight in this war. or do they?
9 years ago
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