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Man vs dog

Attempted home robbery, the home owners dog had other ideas though and tore the guys skull apart. That'll do dog, that'll do.

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by jsloan10

submitted March 10th 2009

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Man vs dog
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So what you're saying is the guy and the dog had a face off?
8 years ago
thats what happens when you butt heads w/ a pit
8 years ago
Zing!
8 years ago
Urkel, sir, freaking hilarious.
8 years ago
I want to buy a dog like that
8 years ago
Good job boy !!! U should kill the motherfucker, ooouuuu ... wait U DID!
8 years ago
That pit isn't even fully shaped. Not supposed to see the ribs.
8 years ago
it was hungry obviously
8 years ago
Leave it home alone with your kids~
8 years ago
Pit-bull dogs are amazing dogs. Mine is a sweetheart with the family and other dogs. She doesn't like men with beards or sorry to say, black people. I got her like that. So if you are a bearded black guy, trying to rob my house, you'll end up like this.

My 90 lb mother loves Lucy, and Lucy is more than 1/2 her weight.

And deadskinmask, it is perfectly fine to see ribs on a dog like this.
8 years ago
I'd rather have a pet tick attached to my eyeball. All pitbulls and their owners should be chopped up and fed to a nice animal, like tiger sharks, for example.
8 years ago
in what is quickly becoming a scenario too often repeated, i'm with hank on this one
8 years ago
Great minds think alike.
8 years ago
Whatever, the nicest dogs i have ever met were pits, and ironically the most piece of shit dogs ive come across seem to be those tiny fuckers. Dirty Steve, i know its ok to see ribs, just saying the dog isn't ripped like some.
8 years ago
shut up, dickweed. that was pretty stupid said
8 years ago
going to have to agree with elchris on this despite how it pains me
8 years ago
were really bonding arnt we pops?
8 years ago
no
8 years ago
I have a pitbull and he is an amazing dog it's all how you train them.
8 years ago
Dogs behave as they are trained to behave. Only morons who think alike don't know that.
8 years ago
My cousin has two pits. Both very nice dogs, even if one looks mean as hell.

Steve, my mom had a dog as a kid that didn't like black men or facial hair, too. Not very impressive when you find it was a dachshund. More impressive when you find out it killed a deer and animal control had to pry his teeth open with a crowbar.
8 years ago
Smerf, you've told that bullshit dachsund/deer story here before. You are full of fucking shit, dude. No way.
8 years ago
O_Rancid was trained to behave like a cheap whore whenever he dad wanted a little action.
8 years ago
I'm up wayyy to late/early today.
8 years ago
fail hank. just fail.
8 years ago
Sit, Zeke, sit. Good boy, now shut the fuck up, Zeke, shut it.
8 years ago
With all due respect sir, you failed. Horribly.
8 years ago
im just laughing at "my mom's dachshund killed a deer" yea man my cat killed a t-rex the otherday
8 years ago
The only thing I have failed at is ignoring you, knobhead. Oh, and I failed to pull out of your mom in time on numerous occasions, but luckily a good kick in the stomach will usually cause a miscarriage. Now, don't disrespect your elders ever again, Tread Head.
8 years ago
triple fail. my mom's dead asshole.
8 years ago
What about your mom's dead asshole?
8 years ago
You gonna give it mouth-to-stank resuscitation?
8 years ago
Go Hank!
8 years ago
The thing is most ppl don't know shit about dogs, pits are very friendly loving animals when it comes to humans but the way they are bred makes them very aggressive towards other dogs. That's not to say a pit wont bite your face off to protect it's family though...
8 years ago
If you havent raised, trained and bred dogs you havent the slightest knowledge of dogs, hence your opinion has zero value. Every single dog can be raised to be good or bad.
8 years ago
poor guy, he just wanted to steal some stuff
8 years ago
My first thought was that is/was you.
8 years ago
poor dog
8 years ago
We're not that lucky, Captain
8 years ago















i wonder if the "man" had this dog put to sleep 'cause it done killed a whigger

8 years ago
probably mistook him for a real nigga... :(
8 years ago
Randy Watson....lookin ass nigga
8 years ago
That's why when ever you attempt any kind of robbery you always carry a gun.
8 years ago
And Dog Repellent.
8 years ago
Or a piece of steak.
8 years ago
peanut butter
8 years ago
or a shark
8 years ago
yeah dude... dogs still have wild in them, man is too "civilized." Maybe if dude hadn't been afraid of dog and attacked as an animal himself, he could have made it... Doggies' got bite though.
8 years ago
Shut up you crazy asshole
8 years ago
he makes a good point though
8 years ago
Dogs aren't hard to fight off if you own one. Just from playfighting with dogs you learn how to avoid getting bit.
8 years ago
Fuck that 420, I'm not robbing anyone.
8 years ago
I like to play choke my mother-in-law's dog until it's eyes bug out and it's tongue turns blue.
8 years ago
No, wait, that's actually my mother-in-law that I do that to.
8 years ago
the badger needs it
8 years ago
She needs more than she gets.
8 years ago
just another noose around the neck of pitbulls and their owners.
8 years ago
Good boy!
8 years ago
Thank you kindly.
8 years ago
wow, that guy won't do that again!
8 years ago
Its a good thing that the scumbag died. Otherwise some fucking lawyer would be having a field day with a case against the owner.
8 years ago
Nah, the family will probably sue
8 years ago
The lawyers get all the monies either way~
8 years ago
poor fella. his eye looks injured.
8 years ago
I've been attacked by a pittbull but i was able to win. I'm 6'5 and im pretty sure if i was shorter it could have leaped up and gotten my neck and ended me, but it got my lag and i punched it in the head 4 times and then it ran off. I was lucky but its still possible
8 years ago
yea right . . . ur a 6'5" pitbull punching badass just like im a 6'6" nigger with a 45 inch vertical, a 4.2 forty, and a donkey dick. i guess u can be who ever u want on the internet.
8 years ago
im only 165 pounds. im a string bean, but i do box and those 4 blows to its head were nuck on skull. I did get lucky and if that fucking dog took me down i don't kno where the fuck i would be
8 years ago
u need a protein diet son. a dozen hard boiled eggs every day for 8 weeks and then hit the gym
8 years ago
*coughbullshitcough*
8 years ago
I never thought of a pitbull being so damn vicious. I figured dogs were pretty simple to take down, even if they hopped on you.
8 years ago
100lbs of pure muscle going for ur throat. maybe easy with a gun?
8 years ago
100 lb pitbull is on the big end of the scale. Figure 20 lbs of bone, 30 lbs of organs, blood and other fluid... 50 lbs of muscle. Sure, I could take that.
8 years ago
i sure thats what burgler benny in the pic though too right before it ate his face. ur a ginger tho so u pry dont taste as good as a regular person. u might be safe.
8 years ago
Smerf's excessive body hair, like a lion's, acts as a protective mane.
8 years ago
seems like it would be fairly easy to give it a boot to the face if one came running up to you. but i dunno. have never been in a fight with a dog.
8 years ago
You guys stfu. Everything Alec said about the attack was 100% true besides the Pit Bull being a Bichon.
8 years ago
Pitbulls have very thick skulls. You hitting it on the head probably tickled it to the point that it couldn't hold on anymore. Let's face facts, if the fucker had gotten a real bite on you the only way to get it off would've been to break it's jaw with something.
8 years ago
Manny is right. A lot of my friends have pitties and they think it's fun when you punch them in the head. It's still a pretty poor effort to lose a fight to a dog, even a pittie. If a dog locks on you you it's defenseless, just grab its balls and twist.
8 years ago
they can easily jump 4 feet vertically
8 years ago
I once saw a pitbull jump 10 feet vertically while chained to the Titanic.
8 years ago
I once got attacked by a pitbull, and when it jumped at me, I kicked it in the balls. After it hit the ground it pulled a gun on me but it couldn't pull the trigger since it didn't have any fingers.
8 years ago
But I'd be done see'n about everything
when I see an elephant fly.
8 years ago
once a pitbull watched me use an atm then stole my card
8 years ago
a pitbull once killed my dad
8 years ago
A pitbull once tried to carjack me.
8 years ago
that sounds like bullshit
8 years ago
dik is such a trickster
8 years ago
Not many people know this, but former world chess champion Garry Kasparov was a pitbull.
8 years ago
a pitbull once ate some food...
8 years ago
forgot to say, i needed 40 stiches from the dogs teeth on my lower calf.
8 years ago
You also forgot the reply button.
8 years ago
its hard out here for a pimp.
8 years ago
^^ nigga please.....
8 years ago
Your still full of shit
8 years ago
next time a dog pic or vid is posted, the story will include a telling of 50 stitches
8 years ago
...and he'll be 6'8"
8 years ago
why is being tall so hard to understand? damn munchins don't think we exist untill us tallies step on you.
8 years ago
true dat^
8 years ago
possum
8 years ago
Isn't this the same pitbull from that picture a couple weeks ago?
8 years ago
They are like black people. They all look alike.
8 years ago
Whoop, whoop.
8 years ago
Walk it off.
8 years ago
at least the human managed to get a bite in too
8 years ago
Poor dog, probably stings
8 years ago
I think that's a piece of the unlucky fellow's flesh on there.
8 years ago
did they let the dog keep that bit
8 years ago
there would have been nothing left but blood and the echos of his screaming if it was stan..fact
8 years ago
stan is known as a poof in dog circles
8 years ago
he's a fucking killing machine man...a killing machine
8 years ago
Good dog.
8 years ago
man i lost my car yesterday, i still havnt found it
8 years ago
I can't call you out on that, I've done it myself. Good night was it?
8 years ago
hadnt been that drunk in a long time. always get in trouble when i drink
8 years ago
Dude, where's my car?
8 years ago
Good lesson for next time tho.
8 years ago
gaaay
8 years ago
Snarf
8 years ago
Fries
8 years ago
Zombie dog eats brains
8 years ago
recover password