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Bad egg

Humpty dumpty fucked with the wrong guy.

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by jsloan10

submitted March 10th 2009

30 comments
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Bad egg
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I used to draw smiles on hard-boiled eggs so i knew which was which. To this day, I call hard-boiled eggs smilies. Fuck off.
8 years ago
if u spin them on their side u can tell which are hard boiled
8 years ago
the hard boiled ones spin better than the raw eggs.
8 years ago
Yea, but the chick I lived with at the time thought it was 'cute'.
8 years ago
How'd that work out for you?
8 years ago
well hes single now.


so id say pretty fucking hilariously awesome!
8 years ago
It worked out great my senior year in college. Then I was off to grad school and other women.
8 years ago
Morph, been married since 1994 brother.
8 years ago
All the more reason you should have gotten and degraded that hooker like we talked about.
8 years ago
Don't you have tricorders for that shit?
8 years ago
that eggs almost as tough as me
8 years ago
Yeah, the broken one.
8 years ago
yah i sometimes pull out my sick brass knuckles and try to be tough and fight people
8 years ago
The mere fact that you need brass knuckles to "try" to be tough and fight people kinda proves my point.

Silly little pussy.
8 years ago
You do realise this whole socalhotboi/armyboi combo thing is just some retard fucking around, right?
8 years ago
hey smerf lets go out in the dez and race
8 years ago
Thats what happens to people when i take out my pocket knife
8 years ago
...they get pissed and smash your head open.
8 years ago
^^^BOOM! Headshot
8 years ago
who the hell is this armyboi?..he seems like a douche..i wonder if that's him in his avatar..that'd be funny
8 years ago
He's an idiot, his name is armyboi and among his interests are "shooting his m16" which is fine but also "flying jets I'm a jet plane flying"...the fucking air force flies jets you tool
8 years ago
hey derk you dont know shit about fuck i have intensive training with my pocket knife i know how to fly jets cause im in a jet gangs stupid
8 years ago
Right there, proof that armyfag and socalfag are one and the same.
8 years ago
shutup mexican no one wants your tacos
8 years ago
See above...this armyboi/socalhotboi combo is just some fuckhead fucking around...and he's actually doing a rather good job of making a lot of people look rather noobish. Derk...really? dik...come on, man?
This guy is pwning left and right.
He seems to have an El_Wanko style. Hi El_Wanko. :)
8 years ago
Love Deviant Art dot Com
8 years ago
^ gay
8 years ago
and he didnt even get a splash of egg blood on himself.
8 years ago
Egginja style! >.>
8 years ago
That reminds me of "Una Pelicula con Huevos".
8 years ago
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