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How to win Bar Fights by Bas Rutten

Perhaps a re-post, but the original file is broke. This should prevent you hosers from losing so many bar fights.

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by ThoseUnknown

submitted March 10th 2009

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dangida dangida dang......EXACTLY
9 years ago
dang
9 years ago
ding-dong
9 years ago
they teach us all these moves in the army so you better not mess with me
9 years ago
the army is more gay than the navy... fact!^^
9 years ago
niggers smell like chicken... fact!^^ go back to africa
9 years ago
Before you go calling the Army gayer than the Navy, I would just like to point out that Hank was in the Navy.
9 years ago
stop talking pedro
9 years ago
im so tough with my dirtbike gang so romeo lets go mob dez with my dirtbike game cause im so much hotter
9 years ago
oh you got a gang too? im in a jet fighter gang we all got really cool pocket knifes i just wish i had it with me
9 years ago
yah dude my dirtbike gang has sick brass knuckles that say love hate cause we are so tough
9 years ago
are you two dicksuckers related?
9 years ago
Me thinks armyboi & socalboi are not related... unless you think being a douchbag is enough to make you family...

Two happy little rump rangers together on the internet..
9 years ago
that depends if you can be related to urself . . . them being the same person. his parents however were most likely very close blood relatives to one another.
9 years ago
actually i met socalhotboi when i was doing training out in the desert
9 years ago
*sucked off
9 years ago
what the fuck did any of that have to do with 'dangida dangida dang'?
9 years ago
'dangida dangida dang' is hindu for 'armyboi and socalhotboi r products of a consanguineous relationship between siblings' . . . u should read more worm
9 years ago
Cruel has this playing on repeat. In fact, he probably has since the 'shower incident', whilst doing time.
9 years ago
He raped a guy & wants to make it easier for himself in future.
9 years ago
When you hear "give 'im the elbow", it reminds you of the last time you were gang fisted.
9 years ago
Has the doctor taken the stitches out of your ass, yet?
9 years ago
*spits out tea*
Bwahaha!
9 years ago
Would have thought you'd know how that feels Cruel
9 years ago
Thought isn't your strong point.
9 years ago
maybe not but sarcasm is
9 years ago
But what if you're drunk as fuck?
9 years ago
^then you offer to dance to "Tequila" whilst in heels
9 years ago
Mahzer brings up the best point.
9 years ago
That's what mates are for. Two hold him, while you dish out some cheap shots!
9 years ago
I mean, if you're at a bar, chances are you've been drinking, in which case any semblance of a planned and strategic attack goes out the window. Have you ever actually seen two drunk fucks fighting each other? Funny shit.
9 years ago
A pocket full of salt helps out in a bar fight too
9 years ago
u dirty man
9 years ago
nope, necessity
9 years ago
"I'm sorry sir, but I'm gonna break your leg."
9 years ago
Or you could not put yourself in a situation like this at all.


i like akido. its very gentle in its thrashing.
9 years ago
shut up pan face
9 years ago
I studied Akido... and I am not going to knock it. But you need to be incredibly good to use it in real life. This new MMA style makes you a better fighter faster then studying Akido.
9 years ago
I've trained in Aikido also. I can even spell it correctly, unlike you two fucking fucktards above.
Yes, you have to be very skilled to use Aikido effectively...but combine it with conventional fighting and MMA knowledge and it's very useful.
9 years ago
He's right. In a bar fight its all legal. As long as the other guy throws first, or you know enough people in the bar to back your story. Nothing wrong with a kick to the balls.
9 years ago
go back to mexico
9 years ago
i knew you would be writing this shit down rish
9 years ago
aww you got a cute nickname for your gardener how sweet
9 years ago
I fertilize lawns with cow mikebeez.
9 years ago
stop talking beaner
9 years ago
beaner?
9 years ago
Yep, beaner, aren't you paying attention?
9 years ago
so that would make you a nig?
9 years ago
Apparently you aren't. I'm the beaner.
9 years ago
who in fuck is this lurker who now thinks he is mr tough guy on muchosucko?

seriously - armyboi - on behalf of everybody here at mucho- STFU already..
9 years ago
lol at anyone that calls you a beaner man. wtf
9 years ago
That made me mikebeez my pants.
9 years ago
he's really quite sensitive and introspective when you get a few cups of chamomile tea in him
9 years ago
cool. looks like a shortcut to jail for murder.
9 years ago
This guy is a fucking pussy.
9 years ago
Well, compared to Norris, fuck yea!
9 years ago
Bas would dismantle chuck.
9 years ago
His father must have been a swell guy.
9 years ago
This is not really a good instructional video because it does not show what his feet are doing for some of the moves. I need to see his feet....
9 years ago
He's wearing Homer Simpson slippers.
9 years ago
BANG!
9 years ago
"i'm sorry , bang ..no i'm not" haha
9 years ago
This is not really MMA. I think this fighting-style is called 'common sense'. Just because Bas is an MMA dude/trainer.
9 years ago
I prefer Jeremy St.Ives
9 years ago
The Krays twins could have shown this twat a trick or two. Reggie's 'sucker punch' for a start.
9 years ago
Is that the one when he offers a cigarette then breaks your jaw when you go to take it?
9 years ago
yep
9 years ago
Wasn't one of the Krays a poopie pusher?
9 years ago
it's true that he liked boys
9 years ago
He said he wasn't a poof, but homosexual. I guess there must be a difference.
9 years ago
i think that means he's the man of the relationship?
9 years ago
come on dont make me kick this guys ass hes annoying!
9 years ago
"It's starting time again."
9 years ago
Was that code for "get down on all fours" in the joint?
9 years ago
That was really good. And all by yourself. Aren't you cute.
9 years ago
thefucks wrong with the comments?
9 years ago
noob
9 years ago
thx for the enlightening answer
9 years ago
noob
9 years ago
btw nobody congrated me with my 150th comment
9 years ago
i make 150 comments before lunch
9 years ago
You misspelt '150 Canadian dollars from oral tricks'.
9 years ago
Maybe because we don't care?
9 years ago
*to my
9 years ago
-darling pre-op transexual, black, midget boyfriend. Marry me shortstuff!
9 years ago
is that 1rish1 ?
9 years ago
this guy watches to many bruce lee movies
9 years ago
These are all basic Kenpo moves. I'm a black belt...took me 5 years to get.
9 years ago
Took me 6 minutes.

You wasted 5 years.
9 years ago
Those are all basic moves. Period. Kenpo-ryu has little to do with that.
9 years ago
The owner of Tapout, "the Mask" or whatever they call him, died in a car wreck this morning.
9 years ago
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