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I can only pray

That this is a photoshop, no woman should ever EVER get that big.

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by 42Adams

submitted March 8th 2009

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thats a huge bitch
9 years ago
More cushion for the pushin
9 years ago
But you'd need a 47" dick to actually get anywhere.
9 years ago
imagine the quarts of sweat that pour out of that ass on a sunny july day
9 years ago
*pukes*
9 years ago
yes but she as a nice personality
9 years ago
+1 Team Puke
9 years ago
Ron Jeremy'd fuck it.
9 years ago
This must be set up in the "Last picture ever made" category...cuz i know she missed the next step!
9 years ago
They get this big, yuck, but see if they'll do 5 trips up the stairs LOL .. ok, so I have trouble doing more than 2 myself at one time :(
9 years ago
Sorry?
9 years ago
Oh they certainly get this big. I've seen a few huskers like this at the local Wal-Mart. Although they're typically on the motorized carts. Sucks that it went all to her thighs...
9 years ago
not quite all of it.
9 years ago
and ass....and calves....and cankles, hips, gut, neck, back and arms.
9 years ago
you forgot triple gunt
9 years ago
You fapped to this, didn't you?
9 years ago
....maybe
9 years ago
C'mon, don't do that. It's just a bad idea.
9 years ago
Do what.
9 years ago
Look like that.
9 years ago
Is it something she's doing or something she is?
9 years ago
Don't get all intellectual on me.
9 years ago
pass
9 years ago
Racist.
9 years ago
No, it's just that Morph only fucks cartoons.
9 years ago
Morph has got to get himself in one of those Esurance ads.
9 years ago
i soo do arch.


i actually worked on one when ghostbot/wildbrain did it.
9 years ago
Wow. Living the dream eh.
9 years ago
I've seen fatter around my town.
9 years ago
^misspelled house
9 years ago
^misspelled mirror
9 years ago
^misspelled prison
9 years ago
^misspelled mouth
9 years ago
haha, she's not fat. She's actually nice looking.
9 years ago
haha Roland, I like your comeback!
9 years ago
future diabetic
9 years ago
^ future husband
9 years ago
maybe after the gastric bypass and a major tummy tuck.
9 years ago
^future broke
9 years ago
if ur obesity is so drastic that it has severe health consequences insurance companies will some times pay for gastric bypass. i would describe this bitches weight problem as detrimental to her health.
9 years ago
i would staple her mouth shut and lock her in a room. By the time she gets over the loneliness and dementia, she will be skinny and happy it won't matter. Or i can sell her some yak because that does wonders
9 years ago
Why do some people assume being skinny equals being happy? Or even being "skinny" equals being healthy?? Most of the things us dumb ass girls do to get "skinny and happy" are usually not "healthy" things.
9 years ago
i always had this impression that large people were on the whole more happy
9 years ago
Wait, happy isn't healthy? WTF?

Also, if you're so fat that it has severe health consequences, I think health insurance companies should have the right to not insure you.
9 years ago
"Large" people are "jolly" Most of the time its assumed that large people are on the whole more happy because thanks to society making large people disgusting unattractive pigs, all that we have going for us is our personalities so those are overdeveloped and we are on a whole more friendly and caring, usually in the hopes that someone will notice you based on your good heart and inner self more then how big or small your waist is or isn't.
9 years ago
Smerf, I never said happy wasn't healthy I said skinny isn't always happy or healthy.
9 years ago
smerf is a fat, ginger cunt...and I don't care how good his heart is. The only place i want to know him is on an obituary page.
You seem okay to me VicSin. That's MS blasphemy huh? Fuck 'em.
9 years ago
I don't judge people on their size...but I make an exception for smerf. And the gingerness thing.
9 years ago
Ten to one she's dating a black guy.
9 years ago
I wish I could refute that.
9 years ago
Hundred to one KnobRoonie's mom gets assfucked by a prison gang every night, alternating weekly between black and white gangs 'cause she is "color blind".
9 years ago
It's weird that you took exception to that. Where I live lot's of fat white girls date men of color. He stated the obvious, which is pretty boring to say the least, but you finding racism in that only proves the leftard brainwashing techniques work marvels.
9 years ago
Ya Jew!
9 years ago
1. I take exception to KnobRoonie's existence, because he says a lot of racist garbage.
2. I didn't say this was racist.
3. You are a gay.
9 years ago
You try to paint yourself as such a freethinker Rolanda, eh? Give it up, fucker. Noone gives a shit. You are just talking to yourself.
9 years ago
yea roland has the wit of a house cat
9 years ago
Haha, actually, I think he's quite a bit wittier than you.

What's your wit level, Beezy? Tape worm?
9 years ago
my wit level is william whitmore.
9 years ago
Ha, in your case it would be witless.
9 years ago
whitless... witless
9 years ago
^Whitiful... pitiful
9 years ago
witmost vs your shitpost
9 years ago
Fuckin idiots.
9 years ago
Wiki this v.s. Beez licky this
9 years ago
haha whitmiss.. your bitch tits
9 years ago
This is obviously all just distortion caused by camera angle, distance and lens size.

I use this trick all the time when I photograph my penis, to make it look big.
9 years ago
so ru asian or do u just live among the slant eyes?
9 years ago
I'm half-Inuit, half-Ethiopian, aka Eskimopian.

What's it to you, cracker ass cracker?
9 years ago
I don't really need to do camera tricks, though, because my penis is humongous in real life.
9 years ago
If we're mixing phrases, does 'humongous' mean the combined, humorous as a mongoose?
9 years ago
I think it derives from the human fungus that live among us. As in, O_Rant has a humongous ego. But, really, it's just a moldy brain. Not quite the same. And yes, maybe I do have a moldy cock from jacking off in shoes and socks. I'll get some cream and it'll go away. If only so would OJ.
9 years ago
This is not trickery. This bitch has a gargantuan ass. She is one reason why America has nice big roads...to accommodate such broad-sided vehicles.
I don't want OJ to go away. He sucks a mean cock...and is always more than happy to clean up every last drop. Just wish the bitch wouldn't nag so much, and bleed on my clean floors.
9 years ago
there is a reason why the treads of the stairs are made of three by twelves and i wonder if even that miracle toilet could flush one of her logs?
9 years ago
I love fat chicks because when they clap their ass cheeks when your doing that back door access, it feels like a elephant is applauding your dick.
9 years ago
Gilbert!
9 years ago
YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!
9 years ago
she's got no feet
9 years ago
(She?) is doing a handstand
9 years ago
cankles
9 years ago
trash bag full of cornflakes
9 years ago
Honestly, I'm impressed that she made it that far up the stairs.
9 years ago
Honestly, I'm impressed the STEPS allowed her to make it that far up themselves.
9 years ago
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