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Mucho Snow Sculpture

Exactly how i feel about this years winter in seattle, STOP FUCKING SNOWING!

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by 42Adams

submitted March 8th 2009

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Now that's art!
9 years ago
agree!! well done! clappin, fappin..etc
9 years ago
Well done and it's almost over.
9 years ago
It snowed again today though, fuck this shit
9 years ago
so do you think he really did this or just foudn this pic somewhere and is tryin to take the credit?
9 years ago
the latter
9 years ago
i saw this pic in the summer
9 years ago
He never said he did it.
9 years ago
hank just shut the fuck up im trying to be popular here.
9 years ago
I saw your myspace. Online is the only chance you've got.
9 years ago
^creepy
9 years ago
You talking to me, ginger ball shaver?
9 years ago
lol joking, are you on myspace? let me ADD YOU
9 years ago
As if I would be on myspace.

*snorts derisively*
9 years ago
make one come to the dark side, lots of fake cam girls will add you everyday its fun!
9 years ago
My heart is pure. My will is strong. I will never allow myself to be debased by the banality and beez of the myface empire.
9 years ago
Your heart is pure like a cancer cure,
Your will is strong like a fart from King Kong,
Take that how you will...like a bitter, jagged pill,
You stinkin up this site with your ryhmes that just ain't right.
Your words float around the place like a turd that just won't flush,
You loungin all around the place like a dirty fuckin lush,
Actually, China Ass Ski - I'm just being opinionated,
Like a certain balding Brit who your bestie dik lately mated.
9 years ago
Dorothy, you are boring me
Snoring me
You got no heart like the tin man
You get crushed like a tin can
Like a silly scarecrow
You got no brain
No plane, no train, no automobile
You ain't real
But ya walking
Ya big mouth always talkin'
You a little pussy
So don't push me
You the Lion that's always crying
Cryblabbering baby
Always me oh my-ing
Get to the city
You can meet the wizard for certain
Fuck you!
It's Hank behind the curtain
And the next house is gonna drop on OJ
Crush the sad little fag from far away
9 years ago
i gather that neither of you listen to hiphop? "you can meet the wizard for certain?" sounds like some behind the door dick taker shit to me. jesus just stop.
9 years ago
Well, shit stain Beez, for starters, the whole thing is referring to The Wizard of Oz, shitfuck. Sorry, you are too much of an ignorant fuck to get it.

Secondly, I do listen to hip-hop. I bought two new cds last Fri.

Thirdly, put up or shut up. You think you can do better. Let's see it.
9 years ago
Beez, beez always on his knees
Always begging for cock
Always saying please
Beez ass always stinking up the breeze
Always polluting the air
Killing the trees Choking the leaves
Knocking birds out they nests
Killing flowers, bees
And all the rest
Put some pants on you silly homo
Or you gonna get my boot pro bono
in your no-no
Feel free to come back
After they surgically remove my shoe
from your asscrack

9 years ago
Where the fuck did Oz come from? You have a strange mind Hank...
You say 'Dorothy' like it's an offense to me,
Like it torments me, g,
But if I'm the HBIC - you my lil dog Toto, see?
You walk behind casually, constantly...feeling free,
But shackled by the direction that you need from me.
I'm all those things you say and many more besides,
You that bitchy lil witchy - and you even fluffed your lines,
Opines...the man with the answers,
"Hey, I'm lookin for the Pussycat Dolls, and all I got is gay dancers!"
Prancers, romancers...jumpin round like they in trances,
I try to let you right the wrongs - but you running outta chances.
Yeah, I got to the city and I pulled back the curtain,
And what I saw from close behind was a fake with OJ's skirt on,
He said you'd be his bitch,
You already played the witch,
Time to gladly don your ruby shoes - you 'nearly was a contender',
There's guys all over Nippon-land awaitin what you render,
Your wife?
Don't offend her.
You acting like a dirty ho...
So. clip-clap your lil, shiny shoes,
Get off that yellow-brick road, bro...
9 years ago
dude i live in kansas, how the fuck do you not think i got that? what cds did you buy? ive seen more rappers live than you can name and NO i am not going to fantasy rap online with some old dudes. sorry.
9 years ago
I love how this dirty Beez nigger is always playing like he's the foremost expert on hip-hop. Nobody else in the world listens to hip=hop, I guess. Stfu, you stupid little ginger cock gargler. I'll play connect the dots with your faggy freckles and an ice pick, pencil dick.
9 years ago
lol i dont have red hair! haha wtf or freckles! you never answered my question, what albums did you pick up? im not a nigger either, i just said that cause i know you are full of shit.
9 years ago
From Kansas and you still didn't get it. Pretty sad. And what's this now? You are claiming that you are somehow more authentic than me? "ive seen more rappers live than you can name" Weak. And highly unlikely. I've got a lot of cd's, fag, and have been listening to hip-hop since 86. When were you born again? Fucking young douches like you think you know it all. Fucking pathetic.
9 years ago
You had your ugly ginger mug on here before, liar.
9 years ago
"When I was your age."
9 years ago
I have a real problem with gingers too. They just have huge chips on their shoulders...and who could blame them though?
9 years ago
I picked up K'NAAN and Jay-Z greatest hits. I'm not full of shit, and if you are planning on telling your opinion on these albums and whether they are good enough to lend me credibility in your eyes, don't fucking bother. I'm not interested in your opinion, asshole.
9 years ago
Hankie you are still avoiding my question what albums did you buy? i was born in 85 son! read up if you think i didnt get it...wtf? so you claim that since you are older than me that you know more about everything, typical out of touch old ass. so who are YOUR favorite rappers? go first and ill tell you mine. dipshit
9 years ago
Haha, you are the one claiming that you know more, fag, not me. Fucking self-appointed experts. Fuck off.
9 years ago
I'm not interested in who your favorite rappers are, asshole. It's fucking irrelevant. I listen to hip-hop and have done so for a long fucking time. You try to play the expert and are gonna try to judge me. Fuck off and die.
9 years ago
what are you fucking talking about? answer the question??? or are you afraid because none of what you have been saying is true and you will look like a dipshit, go ahead hit up wikipedia.
9 years ago
You're fucking stupid, dude. I fucking answered your question. Do you think I give enough of a shit about you to you lie about listening to hip-hop music? What a fucking tread, you are.
9 years ago
lol hank jay-z is one of my fav rappers. i just wanted to see what you liked. it wasnt that hard. im not tying to be an expert i was just calling you out and you answered so now i shut up. bam
9 years ago
Yeah, I'm gonna hit up wiki and pretend to be a rap fan, because that's what I think will ingratiate me with all the cool young kids like Beez. ROFL!
9 years ago
just thought about that what would you look up? "good rappers"
9 years ago
Don't call me out, dude. You aren't anybody.

I never bought any Jay-Z, but have heard some tracks of his I liked a lot on different albums, so I picked it up. It's allright, but the K'NAAN album is fucking really good. I'm not shitting you, dude. A lot of clever wordplay and fast, infectious grooves.
9 years ago
whats the album called?
9 years ago
p.s. reasonable doubt or the black album if you want to buy any other jay-z, they are the best.
9 years ago
Btw, Cruel, you need to work on your editing.
Your rhymes get wordy and loose
Like a thesaurus in Beez's caboose
9 years ago
The Troubador. It's not hot over there right now? The store here had it ranked at #4, I think.

It's really fucking good, imo.
9 years ago
cool man ill check it out. its 7 am i gtg to sleep later
9 years ago
I don't edit Hank. I often like to do looser rhyming, since it's more challenging to get the timing.
9 years ago
Okay...I edit a bit Hank. But you edit, and still write shit. Actually, you getting better Hank.
9 years ago
Actually I lied. You're rhyming is shit Hank.
9 years ago
I can tell you don't edit. That was my point. I think your rhymes would be better if you did. There is a lot of fat that could be trimmed there.
9 years ago
My rhyming has been pretty good from the start. Just a few flops here and there. Kinda the opposite of you.
9 years ago
I know what your saying. But to be honest...I'm not even trying. I have lots of shit on my mind at the moment. Love life is going superbly though - happy on that score.
9 years ago
No Hank. To be fair...I was kicking your Jew ass from the beginning. Only recently have you gotten a lil better, and I am just not trying right now. Don't make me come over there Hank.
9 years ago
No, Cruel, to be honest, your rhyming isn't very good at all, and hasn't been, from the start. You make a few decent turns of phrase here and there, but that's about it.

Typically, you use lots of overly flowery words, flitty, gay references, and loose/lame rhymes.
9 years ago
It's like rap lyrics mixed with some old, dusty english poetry one was forced to read in school.
9 years ago
Haha! Fuck you. I have never said I try to rhyme like I'm rapping. I only said that tongue-in-cheek. I like some rap and hip hop, but have certainly never tried to 'rap' here. Besides, when we had our 'rap-battles' OJ said I was better. Case closed.
9 years ago
I have to go out now. If you're on later when I am...I'll gladly get my head focussed on outrhyming you (again) and put all that important 'life' stuff on hold.
You been breathing in some of dik's delusion gases, dude? Don't worry boi - I'll happily learn ya, head-turn ya, catch, skin and burn ya!
9 years ago
Allrighty then. I'm saving all these in a word document. Pretty funny to read through. (My parts at least)
9 years ago
You're a fake, Jewdus! I've seen your lil ass online for hours...and no battle. Wtf man? The love will die eventually. I know you're pissed that I spelt Auschwitz incorrectly on my other rhyme...but don't hold it against me.
9 years ago
...the love will die?
wow
9 years ago
What? It's true. Just ask dik.
9 years ago
Wtf? I just woke up. Always signed in, not always here.
9 years ago
kiss?
9 years ago
What love? Try not to sound so gay, hay-seuss. And stfu, possum. Fuck, you are irritating.
9 years ago
Well fucking hell...you're just gonna cause confusion doing that, Stiller.
I gotta go bed now. I left a somewhat rushed rhyme for you somewhere earlier. Can't remember the thread now...it was just a mild opening gambit.
9 years ago
Did you poop out a fresh, stinky rhyme somewhere? Do tell.
9 years ago
*sniffles a bit, but keeps chin up*
9 years ago
Don't insinuate I am sounding gay, Hank. I'm as straight as Tom Cruise. Probably straighter.
9 years ago
You are as queer as a football bat.
9 years ago
hahaha
*wipes tears*
9 years ago
I can't remember the fucking thread now Hankowitz. It's nothing special. You've got a blank check to come up with a doozy-response now. I'll vaporise whatever you think up tomorrow.
Tip: try not to do something like this for a change:-
My name is Hank,
I'll chew yo ass,
Eschew your ass,
Jump up and down and corkscrew yo ass,
You just a pass,
A passing fade,
A fading-fast,
Never made the grade,
Degraded and debased,
Fast-faded and red-faced,
You lookin at the clock,
Like it's time to end the race.
See what I'm saying? Add some flesh to yo bones, nigga...on the trigger.
9 years ago
...laterz Snow...in my Slim Shady gardens...
9 years ago
That was a lot better than your usual shit.
9 years ago
Mentos, anyone?
9 years ago
My sentiments exactly!
9 years ago
It rained here so fucking much today that I was expecting Noah to show up.
9 years ago
Why would he pick you up?
9 years ago
I said 'show up', not 'pick up'.
9 years ago
He wouldn't show up at your house unless he was there to pick you up. Unless, maybe, he wanted to offload a bunch of manure or something. Think about it, Kirk.
9 years ago
Maybe he would just stop by to say, "Hello".
9 years ago
Noah has more important things to do than stop by and say hello to some heretic non-believer.
9 years ago
Obscene. There should be a law against this sort of thing. We must protect the children from obscenities and filth for the future of our country.
9 years ago
are you fucking deluded man?!?! there are middle schoolers giving each other blowjobs and you think this is obscene. pull your head out of your ass and see whats going on in this country
9 years ago
i think hank was being facetious
9 years ago
Haha. There are middle schoolers giving me blowjobs, but that doesn't mean obscene finger gestures are proper fare for public society.
9 years ago
Regardless if you see this pic for its comedic intent then you would find the humor in it, but alas i guess some ppl are just to serious to understand something funny.
9 years ago
Middleschoolers blowing each other is not what comes to mind when I think of what's wrong with society. More like middle schoolers blowing each other away.
9 years ago
Middle Schoolers aren't blowing Hank, they're blowing him off.
9 years ago
They are BLOWING ME AND TONGUING OUT MY ASSHOLE!!!!
9 years ago
For fuck sakes, ASSNINJA, you really are dense, aren't you?

Ya, I'm really too serious, aren't I? Jesus, you are the one that needs to pull his head out of his ass, you fucking mental midget.
9 years ago
STOP BEING SO SERIOUS
9 years ago
I MAKE SNOW SCULPTURES OF MIDDLE SCHOOLERS AND HAVE SEX WITH THEM!!!
9 years ago
SO DOES ARCHMAN!!!
9 years ago
isnt that an inapropriat statement for a teacher?
9 years ago
Depends on the context.
9 years ago
I'm really annoyed at the spelling of 'inapropriat'. It wasn't even close. Unless that was stoned-talk...in which case...yeah. We all got it. I prefer to condense long sentences to 4 or 5 words...or vice versa.
9 years ago
yeah..there surely is a context that makes "I MAKE SNOW SCULPTURES OF MIDDLE SCHOOLERS AND HAVE SEX WITH THEM!!!" totaly ok..
9 years ago
may i join?
9 years ago
I'm glad you agree, now pipe down.
9 years ago
wasnt stoned talk. just woke up next to the notebook after 1 bottle of vodka and 2 bottles of wine. and my english sucks generally.
9 years ago
That's tragic for a couple reasons...mainly because you have a notebook though.
9 years ago
yeah..i know. it sucks. cant play any games newer than unreal tournament or quake 3 on it.. but on the other hand i can chill out on the couch instead of a computer table and a chair.
9 years ago
1 of vodka and 2 of wine. bullshit
9 years ago
what? bullshit? wine and vodka is a fuckn funny combination. and did i say i drank them alone? sorry, elchris that you assumed this because you always have to drink yourself to sleep alone in your moms basement.
9 years ago
i have as much fun drinking when im alone or with friends
9 years ago
i love drinking alone in my house till i feel i sleep its great
9 years ago
Were you drinking alone when USA kicked the shit out of Venezuela 15-6 yeaterday?
9 years ago
hahah, yea
9 years ago
lost a bet there
9 years ago
Oops.
9 years ago
I really should submit the cock-and-balls snow "sculpture" with MS on it from December...
9 years ago
must be kind of yellow by now?
9 years ago
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