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VCR Hack

I tried this yesterday and can confirm it is infact real.

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by yak

submitted March 7th 2009

138 comments
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fifth
9 years ago
True story
9 years ago
yes it works
9 years ago
I must of had a different model mine needed peanut butter not marshmallows
9 years ago
Dumbass, I believe the narrator said VCR monsters love marshmallows. The peanut butter is what got your dog interested in your groin.
9 years ago
hahaha
9 years ago
I wanna see that monster in a cage fight with Gizmo.
9 years ago
He's a wreckin machine!!!!
9 years ago
I wanna see that monster in a porno with Trinity.
9 years ago
only if trinity has marshmallows stuffed up her cunt
9 years ago
Bet we'd find alien technology inside a grammaphone
9 years ago
Is that like a Jitterbug or what?
9 years ago
Basically..they're fucking ugly..I agree with buttons a little larger so you can actually press them but christ
9 years ago
yak, not only are you a liar your a mess causing motherfucker!
9 years ago
did you try it? cuz i am pretty sure i said i did and i said it was REAL


9 years ago
You must be doing it wrong Oranjeboom.
9 years ago
i tried it
but i forgot to unplug stuff :(
bye-bye happy home
hello huge electrical fire
9 years ago
I'm gonna set JCVD on yo ass!
9 years ago
I found possum inside of mine.
9 years ago
inside of your what?
9 years ago
shit's legit
9 years ago
your legit
9 years ago
your asshole
9 years ago
shit is TOO legit.
9 years ago
So that's where my marshmellows went to.
9 years ago
my asshole
9 years ago
looking for a little monster *gerbil* to come hunting for them are you?
9 years ago
I can't wait. I got about 3 VCR's to hack right now.
9 years ago
you are going to make so much money off of those selling all the shit inside on ebay!

9 years ago
chubby bunny
9 years ago
Fake.
9 years ago
CAKE
9 years ago
You can tell it's fake 'cos it wasn't a power-driver. I've seen enough DIY shows to know that not one single 'manual' screwdriver exists in the United States.
9 years ago
I'm curious how many would really do that after watching the video.:D
9 years ago
See the jaded poster above.
9 years ago
once he said batteries i was like bullshit, and then the GPS...etc lol this was funny the monster was a nice touch
9 years ago
bullshit ... VCR's are held together with 2 inch screws
9 years ago
No, that's your cars.
9 years ago
and his love life.
9 years ago
That's awesome, the voice sounds like Dan Rojas.
9 years ago
I tried this without the marshmallows, and the monster raped me. =(
9 years ago
Monsters love pussy. Read it all the time in newspapers - "Monster raped me" - "Monster abused our little girl" - etc. You really should have known this, Claude. I therefore have no sympathy.
9 years ago
Rinse, scoop and wipe. Then repeat.
We don't want any more muchoers.
9 years ago
my computer keeps warning me i have a conflicting ip address..nothing happens but wtf does that mean?? i know what an ip is obviosly..i also keep getting warnings i have a trojan virus..but i think it might be fake because..i don't even use the programs that would be able to detect it i don't think..also i keep getting these warnings than certain stuff isnt working ..that it has to shut down..i click ok then nothing happens..what the fuck?
9 years ago
haha i just got one now..it says svchost.exe has encountered a problem and needs to close. We are sorry for the inconvenience. then i say ok it closes ..nothing happens..what gives man?
9 years ago
help you sonsofbitches
9 years ago
i would recommend you getting these three programs:
http://www.lavasoft.com/single/trialpay.php
http://www.safer-networking.org/en/download/index.html
http://free.avg.com/download-avg-anti-virus-free-edition
specifically adaware spybot and avg... and as far as it saying you have a trojan, if you use windows you automatically have "windows defender" whether you like it or not so yeah.. you do have something... get those 3 programs and fix your shit :P
9 years ago
damnit ok thanks yak
9 years ago
i better do it now because i know everyone would miss me here a lot if i didn't have a computer
9 years ago
right?
9 years ago
I think we'd miss the going away party the most..I recommend getting Ad-Aware also from Lavasoft(the link won't load for me so I don't know if I'm referring you to the same product)
9 years ago
and dik, if you do any online banking and shit you are going to want to change your passwords and such once you clean your computer... no idea what kind of trojan you have but most will at the very least gank all of your login information..
9 years ago
Imagine the horror if someone hacked dik's mucho account.
9 years ago
I've tried every flavor of anti-virus/anti-trojan bullshit programs available. Ultimately, I always ending up just nuking the planet from orbit, reinstalling my OS.
9 years ago
"He spends how much on beer?"
9 years ago
"He has a direct debit setup at the local titty bar?"
9 years ago
I had a problem with a virus just before christmas. Best thing is to always remember to back up all your music,vids, photos etc.
9 years ago
"Wtf fuck fuck, this is sick!"
9 years ago
"I should stop this before the guy pwns me."
9 years ago
yeah,AVG is very good - daily updates, etc, even on the free edition
9 years ago
avast! is working pretty well for me. I think it's stopped about 7 trojans so far.
9 years ago
Cunts!
9 years ago
Don't use Avira, it misses too many viruses
9 years ago
No it doesn't.
Avira is one of the most kick ass free AV programs in the world, that coupled with Spy-bot search and destroy is very effective.

9 years ago
Dik you probably have a variant of the Smitfruad virus.
First reset internet explorer settings and delete all temp files and cookies.
Now install Spy-bot search and destroy update it, apply immunization then reboot into safe mode and run a scan. that should hunt down the baddies and kill them.

9 years ago
Could be sloan. There are about 8000 variants of what dik is seeing each year. Your advice is great though. I'm not a huge avira fan, but that is for professional reasons.
9 years ago
Yes it does jsloan. Believe me.
9 years ago
dik get the avg free 8.0 and set it up to scan your puter every day it doesn't mater if your on it or not. but download Reg Cure and when you have a problem like this it will send chuck norris after them and blow them all to hell
9 years ago
I've never had a problem since installing AVG, it seems to work fine.
9 years ago
So basically dikless, you're a fucking noob. What internet user in their right mind doesn't have these:
-Spybot search+destroy
-AVG free edition
-Spyware Doctor (free version is fine, if u wanna locate probs, and has live protection)
-Spyware Blaster
-Lavasoft's Ad-Aware Free Anniversary Edition
All these used in combination seem to protect me from everything. Jesus Christ.
9 years ago
Oh yeah...and don't fucking use IE - any version. Mozilla Firefox only.
9 years ago
people cant possibly still use ie can they?
its (literally) 50x slower then every other browser out there...
9 years ago
I think your good pal dik clearly uses IE. Aboot time you had a word in his ear abbot that, eh?
9 years ago
I said 'abbot'. :(
9 years ago
Looks like yak did learn you a thing or two after all. Canada for the way.
9 years ago
?
9 years ago
Ummm...what are you talking aboot? And...'for the way'. Hmmm. There's a reason dogs should not talk.
9 years ago
I know it's for the win, but whats the point of silly internet slangs if you use them correctly?
9 years ago
Btw...I stand by what I said about knockouts. Extreme velocity in head movement is by far the simplest way to knock a guy out. Which explains why most unsuspecting retards who get sucker-punched end up knocked out if they are hit on the lower part of their face.
9 years ago
I'm gonna get shot for not knowing this, but who is the guy in your avatar Cruel?
9 years ago
It's me...on a typical night out.
9 years ago
(Please stfu Manny. I don't want this to become known.)
9 years ago
Seriously, old yellah...you won't get shot. Since I only know one person here that knew it...which is why I am asking him to stfu.
9 years ago
HAHA it's funny cause this 40 year old fuck bag called you old yeller because you have a dog in your avatar. HAHA Thats sooo fuckin funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
9 years ago
Alright, 75x75 is gonna have to do then.
9 years ago
You're a retard and a noob, CUNTHANDS. I am 32, and the ole yellah thing refers to the execution reference more than the obvious fact of Jones being a canine. Go back your asshole onto a frozen stream of cat puke (again).
9 years ago
You forgot to put one or two "1"s inside of those exclamation points.
9 years ago
Also CUNTHANDS...multiple self-pwns there due to unnecessary shouting, and hyperbolised use of exclamation points/marks. You will die in your sleep within the year.
9 years ago
Lol@Jones. Innit? He is going to die in his sleep.
9 years ago
He will die a peaceful death of exhaustion after rapid play with his rubber fist.
9 years ago
i never use ie always firefox and i always delete everything after i shut it down..almost everything i have is already backed up..i thought about reloading windows but i don't have the disc..i'll try the anti-virus shit
9 years ago
anyone here used opera?
9 years ago
As much as I hate your intestines, I don't want you to not be around here for me to pwn every day - so listen to what I listed, noob.
Also, press ctrl+alt+del and check the processes tab - look for any running processes that look suspicious. Google any that you don't recognise (you know like dikisanoob.exe).
Sometimes you just have to manually remove a file/executable, as some viruses trick your pc into thinking they are important system files...in which case, no anti-virus prog will delete them.
9 years ago
Only a mikebeez head like you would use Opera, mikebeez - you dipmikebeez.
9 years ago
Seriously though...I've heard Linux is good. But I'm not smart enough (and too lazy) to use any OS that doesn't involve me pointing and double-clicking things.
9 years ago
i havent used it an asian kid said it was good
9 years ago
I read on a site that said poopyass limey bags of shit are excluded from using Linux.
9 years ago
Fuck you manky yankee cuz I use Linux at work over here in England.
9 years ago
there are plenty of linux distros that are just as good as any other desktop os such as windows or osx.. it just is a matter of what you want to run as far as programs... but linux has wine for running windows programs and such as well... so *shrug*
9 years ago
Okay. Wtf did that all mean then? This place must be sending me stupid or something.
9 years ago
'wine for running windows progs'
I'm missing something.
9 years ago
linux is an operating system... it does not run windows programs... so in order to run windows programs if you use linux you need to use something like "wine" (the program)
9 years ago
Cruel, wine is a windows program emulator so that you can run things on Linux that would normally not run.
9 years ago
Okay. Thanks for both equally-informative explanations. I don't know much about Linux...only that it's not GUI-based...and is supposedly stable.
9 years ago
you don't know much about linux then :P
linux has xwindows which is extremely customizable and there are a ton of very nice gui's for it...
http://www.ubuntu.com/products/whatisubuntu/810features/
ubuntu is pretty much the flavor of the moment for people wanting to use linux with a primarily windows background (in my opinion)
9 years ago
Wow, you really owned me there cruel, jesus where do you come up with this stuff? Wait wait wait, you flip through your thesaurus and find words you never learned in public schools, then try to use the 4 brain cells you have to make it form a sentence, then you through my name in there and shabang, I'm owned....fuck you are awesome. BTW, you are one of those really annoying close talkers, aren't you?
9 years ago
It took you an entire day to come up with another self-pwning sentence comprised of barely-intelligible English and replete with typos? You're special. Try 1rish1 - he's more your level.
9 years ago
Do you actually think you win arguments? How fuckin delusional are you? Don't get all bent out of shape on me, I wouldn't want you to rip a Fallopian tube.
9 years ago
^jazz hands be angry!
9 years ago
Every shit that ever came outta my ass had more intelligence than anything you could ever say. Please continue to self-pwn and amuse me. You're amazing.
9 years ago
I think his mom caught him masturbating with the vaccuum nozzle again. Poor boy.
9 years ago
Go ahead and deflect the fact you have vaginal problems. Go ahead and analyze my sentence structure and grammar while everyone calls you a twat waffle you old bag.
9 years ago
Kid...move along. You are seriously weaker than K-Mart 'Kewlaid'.
9 years ago
Did you win the argument there? Because that was the most awesome comeback I've ever heard, it's kinda like you being week like 7 days, right?
9 years ago
Sorry...did you say there was an argument somewhere? All I'm seeing is some oafish, acne-infested virgin-boy talking to himself, and showing everyone he dropped out of highschool in the 4th grade to focus on his dick-smoking career.
Jog on kid.
9 years ago
...sorry I meant kindergarten...us Brits don't really understand your schooling system see...maybe nearly as much as you don't...;-)
9 years ago
Hilarious
9 years ago
haha brilliant!
9 years ago
FAKE ! All I found was a 32mb pen drive and an old analoge cellphone. Or maybe my VCR was too old.
9 years ago
hmmm... that could be.. i know they didn't start packing in the bluray players and such until about 1985..
9 years ago
All I found inside of my Betamax was a Walkman cassette player and a calculator watch.
9 years ago
I just tried opening my DVD, and it contained 3 ounces of cocaine.
9 years ago
Surprised you didn't sniff that out before
9 years ago
BAD DOG!
9 years ago
Keep it down, I'm trying to sleep.
9 years ago
I just opened an ounce bag of cocaine and found a miniature Betamax inside (lmao@Betamax btw...thought only UK had those things back in the day). I ran the miniature Betamax under a cold tap. It inflated to regular size...and had an original version of The Karate Kid inside...complete with 15 cert (because Macchio said 'bullshit' and that mean guy said 'bastard'). Good days.
9 years ago
I just tore up my sofa and found a dead guy.
9 years ago
In the sofa...or separate to the said sofa-tearing incident? I need to know.
9 years ago
If I said both, would you believe me?
9 years ago
it seems that pretty much opening common things in your house you can find all sorts of weird things... i just cracked open my ps3 and found a stack of near mint heavy metal magazines and 3lbs of kosher salt... how weird..
9 years ago
You bastard! You own kosher salt? I've wanted some ever since the Xbox 360 came out.
9 years ago
I don't believe you Jones. That sofa/couch has been lumpy for weeks now.
9 years ago
It wasn't me, I swear. I've only been peeing on the damn thing.
9 years ago
Of course you want Kosher Salt. You're a filthy jew.
9 years ago
*Throws a penny through traffic*
9 years ago
My NES recently stopped working and I'd been using it as a doorstop until I saw this vid, so on whim I hacked it. Inside I found a Wii, a PS3, and two XBox 360s. Now I have a new doorstop, a new gaming console and matching bookends for my new collection of PS3 games.
9 years ago
Wow, that is the funniest thing I've ever heard. Great contribution, keep it up.
9 years ago
you sure about that 1rish1 ? , i mean my anecdotes are quite amusing too
9 years ago
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