points: -2

KTFO?

Definitely not

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by xzekiel

submitted March 5th 2009

110 comments
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comments (110)
He wasn't knocked out, he was just temporarily unconscious due to a sudden trauma to the head.
9 years ago
he was just tired..

9 years ago
and the fist was a 2000mg ambien.
9 years ago
He asked for it. He got lucky, last time that happened someone wound up with a cactus up his ass.
9 years ago
I didn't see any little birdies flying in a circle, therefore, he was not knocked out.
9 years ago
Cartoon logic can not be argued with as it is absolute truth.
9 years ago
LIES!
9 years ago
id like to see his mom "having a good time"
9 years ago
what a clever retort
9 years ago
What a bunch of fags.
9 years ago
Yes.
9 years ago
Agreed.
9 years ago
boom head shot
9 years ago
i was laughed
9 years ago
at?
9 years ago
if you just stand there and let anyone punch you in the face, whether he be 205 or 125, youre going to get knocked out. dumb thing to do.
9 years ago
Idiocracy.
9 years ago
at its finest?
9 years ago
Of course he was KTFO. Jesus Christ. If anyone doubts that fact - they are totally retarded (like the lil guy denying it).
This must be off an Ultimate Fighter series...maybe the latest one.
9 years ago
It's the trauma of the human brain rattling against the skull that causes a knock-out. In this case...that 155lb MMA dude (I'm guessing) was hit by a 205lb MMA dude...right on the button (right hand side of his jaw/chin area) causing a good ole bit of sharp brain wobblin...and lights out. Pretty damn good one too. Dude was obviously a lil drunk also...and wanting to test his much larger MMA contemporary.
9 years ago
Really? Go fuck your self.
9 years ago
no shit
9 years ago
Sorry, did you say something...Oldbitchofbadhead?
9 years ago
Also, verbosity is the soul of wit.
9 years ago
Innit?
9 years ago
Don't speak of innit. I can also 'do' concise. Depends how I feel.
9 years ago
For anyone who was unsure about just why that guy was laying on the floor, completely unconscious & with no equilibrium as he came around...Cruel says he was knocked out.

If you missed the Ultimate Fighter t-shirts, the Ultimate Fighter house & the Ultimate Fighter interview sequences where it says their name & weight class...Cruel says it "must be off an ultimate fighter series".

I do hope you're all as happy as I am that he cleared that up for us.

Much appreciated Cruel.

Thank you, thank you sir.
9 years ago
Hahah! Yeah. I also never looked at the tags. It's definitely the Surreal Life.
9 years ago
...and the 'Team Mir' thing on the back of his shirt, too. Fuck. I need to get more sleep.
Another reason I miss US. One of my favorite shows...and other UFC shows throughout the week on Spike too. :(
9 years ago
being knocked out by being hit on "the button" has absolutely nothing to do with your "head wobbling" or your "brain rattling against your skull". it has everything to do with a nerve cluster right by your ear near the back of your jaw bone (you can feel a bony ridge behind your ear, thats it).. getting knocked out by being hit on the button is your jaw bone smacking up against that, it has nothing to do with severe brain trauma from getting your head batted around for 30 minutes like you see in pro boxing lots of times.. if this guy just got punched right on the cheek rather than the jaw he wouldn't have went out cold like this from one punch, but rather would have been a little groggy from being hit in the head and his "brain rattling around"... very big difference.... thats also where the term iron jaw came from, the fact that certain people have strong jaws help prevent them from being knocked out because of this fact (lots of it is to do with genetics)

9 years ago
Yes yak...I've heard something like that before. I don't think that's correct. There is actually a bit of conjecture on the subject, but I believe the generally-accepted answer is sudden and rapid head acceleration (leading to my technical term of 'brain rattling').
http://www.rossboxing.com/thegym/thegym15.htm
This is why a good punch to the jaw or chin is MOST likely to cause a knockout (since is causes most rapid head acceleration due to most people having underdeveloped neck muscles...and therefore 'floppy-prone' heads)
9 years ago
A person with an 'iron jaw' could really be said to have a 'strong neck'.
But, what the fuck do I know, right?
9 years ago
It's the sudden impact and acceleration of the head...not a constant pounding to the head.
9 years ago
You are both right. There is a nerve at the back of the jaw bone that will make you drop and you can also get KOd from the brain hitting the skull to hard. The brain basically floats it fluid and when you get hit it bounces. In this case though I'd put money on the jaw thing.
9 years ago
Seeems reasonable. ^
So, basically in a boxing/UFC bout...when you see a good strike (say, a hook to the jaw or chin) and the person's head goes flying and limp...it's probably the brain thing. And, where you see a shot where there's not much movement ...it's most likely this nerve theory.
You should note that this 155 pounder's head moved quite a bit from that punch. I don't think it was yak's theory in this.
9 years ago
I've only heard the brain rattling theory.
9 years ago
^Great. You should probably just butt the fuck out then.
9 years ago
'May name is Hank, I don't have a clue, but nonetheless, I wanted to stop by & say so to increase my comment count.
9 years ago
cruel, in this the guy got hit square "on the button" the reason why you bring your hands up and tuck your head in while boxing is to prevent easy access to this area of your head so worse case scenario you get hit on the side of the head or directly in the face (which will make you wobbly because your brain is like irish said basically floating around in your skull, which is designed to protect it from sudden movement) its more dangerous to take many shots to the head for that reason, because think of it like a glass of liquid, if you jostle it once sometimes nothing will spill out of it but it'll splash, but if you take that same glass and just shake it side to side even a little bit back and forth you'll notice it will start to splash quite a bit.. thats what happens to boxers brains (and not mma fighters as much) because of those constant hits with the huge gloves... something suspended in fluid is designed to be able to take short jolts but not sustained short jolts.. if you see a person get knocked out quickly and they are like dead on the ground its generally never because of sustained head trauma (you can recognize this by someone getting "rocked" in boxing or other fighting... they will keep standing and fighting but be really woozy looking and just get worse and worse), someone getting hit squarely on the button (like this guy in the video) will just drop, either go completely limp, completely stiff or start doing the rubber chicken....
it really has nothing to do with the movement as much as the shockwave in most knockouts.. most one punch knockouts are just simply someone getting hit "correctly" on the jaw...

if you go and watch some knockouts you will see what i mean and be able to tell the difference really easily.. you'll also notice that the area where people get hit has a great effect on that... its much better to get hit on the forehead for example..

so yeah, when you see someones head go flying, watch the replay and like.. 90% of the time if its a clean shot its a clean jaw shot right on the side of the face... its no mistake why boxers tuck their heads into their chest :P

9 years ago
Haha, fuck you 0=Rang, you usually comment when you don't know what you're talking about. Plus, you are a little girl with a little cunt.
9 years ago
It's the jaw rattling the brain from what I've read and heard, but way to type a thousand words to prove your point, Yak. Good job. You must be right.
9 years ago
I usually comment because I know what I'm talking about.

People like you need to to correct you. Ya know, 'cause you dunt know nowt.
9 years ago
*me
9 years ago
No, you usually comment because you like to hear yourself talk. Stfu.
9 years ago
Hear?

Yeaaaaaah.
9 years ago
No. Stfu and stop talking to yourself.
9 years ago
HEEEYYY CRUEL!!!!

Hank needs you to come help him. Paedophiles in prison cope better than this hypocritical cunt does on here.
9 years ago
Why would I need help? Nothing you have said is necessary of any defense. Just you, 0=Rang, doing your usual bullshit. Whan you have something substantial to say, let me know, 0=Rang.
9 years ago
^Robin, definitely Robin.
9 years ago
& I thought I was talking to myself?

Way to counter your own lame comments.
9 years ago
i box and i've been nailed right on my chin. The pain went straight above my to ears and if you can eat the shot(not moving your neck at all) its actually 10 times worse in the long run because all the damage goes to the head. this is why its still much more dangerous to be a boxer because of the long term affects.
9 years ago
And margarito is a freak of nature and some of these physics don't apply.
9 years ago
I have to agree with 1rish that both yak & Cruel are right. Just remember that when the brain does in fact the inside of the skull, that usually results in a concussion.
9 years ago
*hit the inside.
9 years ago
seriously chinaski, why are you such a yappin bitch? you should take some medication for your adhd
9 years ago
I'm gonna have to say that yak pwn'd Cruel on this one.
9 years ago
And oranje, do you mean like the time you thought Denmark was Holland?
9 years ago
isnt amsterdam in copenhagen right nest to the schipol airport besides legoland
9 years ago
for real? :)
9 years ago
yeah, besides legoland
9 years ago
besides?
9 years ago
No, they're all suburbs of legoland, which in turn is the capitol of Scandinavia.
9 years ago
^requires diagram
9 years ago
Btw Possum, I'm working on a list of ultimate stalker song hits. Any suggestions?
9 years ago
why ask me? :(
9 years ago
I just figured that you might know a trick or two since you're in the business.
9 years ago
^means that in a nice way
9 years ago
*pukes rainbows*
Absolutely. You are a musician right?
9 years ago
i'm a musician AND a stalker
Jackpot!
9 years ago
That's like the best combo there is. Chicks dig that, just ask sting.
9 years ago
but anyway, why do you want "stalker" songs, jones?
...maybe i dont wanna know...
9 years ago
I'm making a mix tape for my girl.. well, soon to be girl of course.
9 years ago
I don't really know, I just noticed how many big hits have creepy lyrics and thought I could make something of it like a picture book or something.
9 years ago
i'lll see what i can "dig up"
9 years ago
The problems of need
I need you
Obscene dreams in
Rusty beds
No one came here
Tonight
I pulled on me
I need to

I unstick pages and read
I look at pictures of you
I smell the lust in my hands
Everyday I die

Her favorite trick
Was to suck me inside
Oh so very
Art nouveau
Completely false
Feelings of love I don't
No one knows, but that died
Years ago

I unstick pages and read
I look at pictures of you
I smell the lust in my hands
Everyday I die



Creepy enough?
9 years ago
Sounds like a start, I unstick pages and read,I look at pictures of you,I smell the lust in my hands and Everyday I die sound really creepy.
9 years ago
i was alone
i was all by myself
i was thinking of you
i was all by myself.....
9 years ago
well he took little susie
to the junior prom
(excitable boy, they all said)
and he raped her and killed her
then he took her home
(excitable boy, they all said)
9 years ago
I have no idea what you are talking about, Jones. You'll have to link me to it so I can see my comment in context.

I can't even imagine saying Denmark is in Holland without it being in some sort of sarcastic context.
9 years ago
How about you go stick a live wire in your vag and link up with the power company, you twatty little bitch?
9 years ago
Just kidding. Let's be friends. I'll walk you home. Can I get some stink finger, or what?
9 years ago
Did you bring your knee pads?
9 years ago
You wish we were friends.

You're worse than cruelsuckscock

You complain about us being friends, then enemies, then friends & then enemies all the fucking time.




GET USED TO IT, BITCH.
9 years ago
after ten long years
they let him out of the home
(excitable boy, they all said)
then he dug up her grave
and built a cage with her bones...
well he's just an excitable boy

bip!
9 years ago
I attempt to tolerate you. I really fucking try, but you just don't cut it, Chinaski.

You will never rise above the role of a minor insignificance. You will always be an irritation, 'cause you're not bright enough to shut up and fuck off.
9 years ago
^excitable?
9 years ago
Wow, you sound really angry. What's wrong? Did mommy say 11 was too young to go on the pill?

(I don't really want to be friends. I just heard from the neighborhood kids that if someone buys you some candy you'll let them get a little stink finger.)
9 years ago
^ Like I said...

...not bright enough to shut up and fuck off.
9 years ago
You really don't have anything today, do you? Could you rouse yourself a little bit? I'm starting to get bored.
9 years ago
break it up you two
9 years ago
just kidding
9 years ago
^ Read as "I give up".
9 years ago
I win!

I'd celebrate, only it is a hollow victory!
9 years ago
^59 minutes ago?
...oh yeah, here comes Daylight Savings Time...
9 years ago
Pwning Hank is like beating a black man at....scrabble/chess/connect for/guess who/guess which hand.
9 years ago
"count your nose"?
"connect the dot"?
"guess your sex"?
9 years ago
Come on Hank, you weak little fucking faggot!

.......?
9 years ago
I cant be arsed waiting for that mental midget to think of a clever retort, I'm going to bed.

Hank you need help man, you're fucking dinging a slow painful death.
9 years ago
you know the more i think about why the regulars don't get along the more i come back to one name
9 years ago
That's right, you're dinging!

...& you'll continue dinging, loser!
9 years ago
Yeah, go sleep it off. You definitely don't have anything today. I actually regret coming back to this thread. It was a total waste of time. But, thanks for getting so worked up, 0=Rant. That provided a lttle amusement.
9 years ago
1) is this really oj?
2) if so - did he find a salvia connection?
9 years ago
Well I'm certainly far more worked up than your mail order bride will will be, that is for sure, Mr Goatee.

Let me guess, you pay the rent, you buy her cloths & you support her parents.

That's right Chinaski, it is love.

lol
9 years ago
^needs more ether
9 years ago
I think 0=Rant failed Geography class.
9 years ago
My bad OJ, turns out it was Kojach on the Moses lego thing, I take it back.
Nice song Possum.
9 years ago
i wasnt knocked out i thought it was funny? WTF
proud monkey
9 years ago
I wasn't knocked out, I just had to run to the store for smokes...
9 years ago
When he was out his friend should have taken a sharpie and drawn a brain on his head.
9 years ago
i had tom lawlor as a teacher when i was a sophmore in high school for world history.
9 years ago
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