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Tub of Lard

I am wagering a guess that there is 2 pints of water left in that hot tub.

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submitted March 5th 2009

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Tub of Lard
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I'd venture a guess that any liquid in that hot tub is bodily fluids, probably mostly composed of sweat.
9 years ago
Age, isn't it time to switch to a whack-Hillary avatar?
9 years ago
No 'cause I think Condi is hot. I would bang that gap tooth two ways from tuesday.
9 years ago
you cant even see the fucking water
9 years ago
Is this an intentionally fat get-together, or are these people just randomly assembled losers?
9 years ago
Fitting that many fat people in such a small space takes some serious effort. I say intentional.
9 years ago
and they only used 1/2 cup of water
9 years ago
Haha.
9 years ago
Nasty.
9 years ago
If someone farted, it wouldnt burst...it would just flatten.
9 years ago
eww the water must be like brown and all sticky and slimey
9 years ago
"hey does anyone else think it smells a little funny in here?"

9 years ago
I bet it has that nasty ass fat person smell.
9 years ago
my old lady's fatter, no mine is, no fuck you mine is!
9 years ago
desert wind** * **
9 years ago
Haha! Excellent.
9 years ago
"Party in the fat tub everyone! "
9 years ago
That one fatty is Trying to keep everybody from her tits cause she has a Big mac under that pancake titty..
9 years ago
How do they get out...
9 years ago
They don't. We trick the fatties to get in, but when they try to get out and realize that they're stuck, they start killing each other for food. If one manages to get out, rabid wolverines are unleashed upon it.
9 years ago
However, DumbSlave was an exceptionally crafty fatty and escaped.
9 years ago
It would be funny to run up to the hot tub and take a nice long piss and see if any of the fatties try to get up and eat me.
9 years ago
Seriously...who the fuck are you, you talentless fuck? E-baum's is for you...we expect a little better here.
9 years ago
haha it seems you are searching for my comments to be a little douchey.. find something better to do and suck my taint.
9 years ago
he is doing exactly that.that's what he does..he's a fucking noob that thinks he's cool because hank accepted him...fact...watch out though..he's done hard time
9 years ago
Hi dik. Fuck you dik. I fucked jamiee in the ass with no lube dik. She liked it dik. She said I was better than Stan, dik.
9 years ago
see?not reading it but there he is...hank control your bitch
9 years ago
He already DID control you dikless, remember? maybe not...dementia is common at your age. Oh, and stop abusing horses.
9 years ago
i have a policy about not reading his comments but let me guess..he sounds upset and is trying desperately to insult me...probably insulting my dog or my family..am i right?...cruella you're a rerun..you're american idol...
9 years ago
54321:
9 years ago
How ingenious you are dik. Quite remarkable how you try to sell your bs to people here. Look, you're controlling me now...counting down, and predicting tha, yes, I will indeed make a reply.
Quite a talent you have...to read my posts and then act like you don't. You need to join plantshit in an asylum. You can't seriously think people here are that dumb?
(dik says 'too long'...or just says nothing at all...in an attempt to make himself look special...bless)
9 years ago
hes not doing so well tho.. something about your age, dementia, and cruelty to horses.
9 years ago
Bwahahaha! What a fucking noob! Well done Screech Macchio.
Hey dikless...I like your new noob-recruit...he's got talent. I wonder how long before you get HIM banned.
9 years ago
haha well in his defense i am pretty cruel
9 years ago
i'mnot entirely sure if i have dementia but if i do it's awesome
9 years ago
I love you dik.
9 years ago
I lied...fuck you dik.
9 years ago
I lied...I love you dik.
9 years ago
dik, are you done toying with Cruel yet? Its getting old. Hurry up and run him off the site.
9 years ago
Mwahaha! He has stamina for an old guy, huh? Is that why you love him so, Rish? Takes your lickin and keeps on a' tickin'.
9 years ago
Here comes the story of the CruelHM,
The man the authorities came to blame
For somethin that he never done.
Put in a prison cell, but one time he could-a been
The champion of the world.
9 years ago
hahahahahaha
shit
9 years ago
too funny... the hurricane...
9 years ago
46664
9 years ago
i don't read his comment out of spite i was assuming he was apologizing to me by now...no?
9 years ago
man irish that fucking cracked me up
9 years ago
You'd like me to be the champion of your world wouldn't you Rish...you strange dish.
9 years ago
the cruelman of alcatraz
9 years ago
I think he did apologize.
9 years ago
he's probably used to apologizing to his cheating girlfriend
9 years ago
Are you getting your feuds confused now, dik? HANK is the guy you want to apologise, CruelHM is the one you want to run off the site.
*Gently sits the confused ole guy back down in his incontinence chair*
9 years ago
Hahaha, "the cruelman of alcatraz"!
9 years ago
Hahaha! Stfu, please. Thankyou please.
9 years ago
i guess he chose to start living
9 years ago
I wonder how many guys shes fucked behind his back.
9 years ago
at least 2 he knows about and accepts ..he seems like a desperate yes-man bitch kinda guy
9 years ago
Nowhere close to as many guys as you've fucked behind the back...of the gym's fire escape doors Rish.
9 years ago
probably at least 6-9 more. 3 -4 that he suspects and accepts because he is a pussy...the other 5 minimum he doesn't even know about
9 years ago
True. I bet she gets gangbanged and goes ass to mouth on her lunch break and then kisses him when she gets home.
9 years ago
i know his type of person..they are pussies...despite all that time in prison
9 years ago
Damn! There's me just thinking she wasn't flossing.
9 years ago
too long you fucking pussy
9 years ago
You are absolutely right dik. You have me pegged precisely...you and OJ should team up, and then I wouldn't need all those expensive shrink visits. :-)
9 years ago
She told me she uses your dick to floss with.
9 years ago
*calls ref. Rish, really??*
9 years ago
presumed apology not accepted you fucking candy-ass..go apologize to your soon to be ex again girlfriend for being such as cup of fucking yogurt
9 years ago
Prison changes a man.
9 years ago
That's really good dik. What, you saw me call that new noob-pet of yours 'candyass' on another thread...so now your senile mind wants to give it a try here? Hmmm.
9 years ago
he's "institutionalized" like Brookes
9 years ago
3...2...1...
9 years ago
i honestly don't even know why you comment assballs...you get pwned bad every time.. we're toying with you..laughing at you.. you're stupid sir...even hank pwns you and he's your sponsor
9 years ago
I feel like a cat batting around a ball of yarn.
9 years ago
he misses the ass rape so this is the only abuse he can get.
9 years ago
I haven't even pulled my claws out yet.
9 years ago
Rish - you feel like a pussy toying yourself in your dirty back-passage.
9 years ago
i haven't even scratched my balls yet
9 years ago
dik. You couldn't pwn that generic respirator jamiee kindly loned you from her recently-deceased grandfather.
9 years ago
i blame hank frankly for making this shitfuk feel cool while putting down his friends
9 years ago
fuck you dr.hankenstein...control this girybitch
9 years ago
How many of you fucking social rejects does it take to TRY to make some kind of impact? Shiiit. Three, four, ten? Bring something, ladies. ANYTHING.
9 years ago
^probably prison talk
9 years ago
i wonder how many guys cruel shivved in da joint
9 years ago
Awww! dikipoos. You're STILL sore that someone actually saw you for the hypocritical, pathetic loser you truly are.
"Hey everyone...look at me! I'm kind, funy, and nice to animals. Everyone love me. Pleeeaaaase. I'm awesome."
Pathetic old cunt.
9 years ago
he likely wrote a lot of rhymes while he was "inside"
9 years ago
I blame Hank too. I sometimes laugh at the noobs when they try to clown on a regular just to make them feel accepted before we run them off, but apparently Cruel actually thought someone thought he was witty or something.
9 years ago
In prison you must of slobberd on a lot of cock because i honestly don't see how the other inmates could shut you the fuck up.
9 years ago
It would be nice if Hank would just yank back on his gimps leash every now and then.
9 years ago
i wonder if he's a crip or a blood?
9 years ago
im going back to lurking fuck these shanagins.
9 years ago
Or swat him on the nose with a newspaper or something.
9 years ago
"my name is cruel
and im hard as hell'
i don't like dik
and i been in jail"
9 years ago
I bet he was a blood because of the color of his prison underwear.
9 years ago
a man learns a lot about himself in prison....for six weeks
9 years ago
Cruel, are you still penpals with your prison husband?
9 years ago
Tut tut. Boys. Jealousy is a terrible thing. I pity you actually dik. Isn't it about time you and jamiee got married? Or is that the problem?
9 years ago
my name is cruel and i 'd like to say.
i spent six weeks in prison and i'm pretty gat
9 years ago
*gay
9 years ago
Like I said dik...you wouldn't be able to handle 4 hours in a holding cell for PI. You'd cry like a lil bitch too. :)
9 years ago
*spins turntable
9 years ago
You were right the first time...'I'm pretty gat'.
9 years ago
i will not accept any fucking apology from you you rappy faggy ass-kissy insult to manhood everywhere..save that shit for your girlfriend that cheated on you
9 years ago
Stools,did you fight back when the sisters were administering a sever beating and stuffing their cocks down your smelly gullet?
9 years ago
Dear, mom
Please don't worry about me. I'll be getting out in about 5 weeks. I've met some nice new friends and they've taught me the joys of anal sex. I hope you still recognize me when I get out. 6 weeks is a long time.
Your daughter, Cruel
9 years ago
hahaha
9 years ago
dik...seriously, you strange lil old man. You REALLY do have dementia huh? And are delusional too.
"Hi. I'm dik. The whole world should apologize to me...especially my parents...for making me look this way."
9 years ago
This limey shit-filled colostomy bag for a (sub)human should be ran off the site once and for good.
9 years ago
"dear mom..can you send writing paper, pecils and lingerie?...please don't ask..love cruel....
9 years ago
Why do you call Dik old?
How old are you Dik?
Crude -if you avoid hard time you may live to be an old man..doesnt that sound nice?
9 years ago
I mean, come on ladies. What the fuck I gotta do to help you try to pwn me. I've given you so much ammo...but you still couldn't hit the Statue of Liberty with a 12-guage, from 6-feet.
9 years ago
I bet he still gets aroused when he smells maple syrup.
9 years ago
dik...I've noticed you use the word 'pencils' a lot...and you always misspell it too. Whadsamatter Catweazel? Is that some manifestation of a deep-rooted, subconscious homosexual alter-ego that is frustratedly awaiting release...you know...since 'pencils' is pretty close to 'penises'...and you seem to have an aversion to spelling it correctly...for fear of the association.
9 years ago
Hey CrudHMMM
what can you say?
Its like telling a sightless-since-birth man how wonderful a sunset looks.you being the blind rat
9 years ago
Do you still buy your spit flavored brand of ky-jelly?
9 years ago
Lol@Rish! Yup...lots of syrup in US jail system huh? :)
9 years ago
i'm 40.. and spry as a motherfucker
9 years ago
cruel thinks hes cool because he learned to touch his toes in prison and he thinks that makes him young.
9 years ago
you're a phony cruel..a fraud..a weak pussy that never could muster a fucking reply if it wasn't for hank building your weakened manhood...now you follow around everyone...anyone could do that..i could too..it's easy
9 years ago
dik says: I'm dirty, and gay as my mother's fucker.
9 years ago
my tail isnt for sale cruel.
9 years ago
now go get your apology list ready you bitch..your cheating girlfriend has it..depending if she spent the night
9 years ago
What drugs are you on dikipoos...and could you please send me some? I've always been the same way here...for years. I remember arguing with you about 18 months ago. You were weak, and gay even back then.
9 years ago
just because you wish hes a gay doesn't mean he is.
9 years ago
Hank didn't build anything for me, you freak. Way to insult your friend...AGAIN. We both share a liking of poetry and prose...and neither of us knew the other shared that interest...until quite recently. You seriously act like a jealous, scornful lil bitch. Go back to sleep old lady. Fucking embarrassing. jamiee picked a winner.
9 years ago
i assume that said" yes dik..you're right..i am a total pussy..i follow prople around that i think are weaker than me..because i am a gay man...a very gay, gay man."...ps:"you're right about my girlfriend dik..she's a monster whore."
9 years ago
apology not accepted you fucking half-man
9 years ago
the more dicks in your ass don't make you more of a man cruel.
9 years ago
you're a fucking stain on this nice happy site you disgusting bucket of fuck...fucking pussy ass kisser know it all wanna fit in so fucking bad motherfucking pussy bitch......fact
9 years ago
awww heck i'm just kidding
9 years ago
(i'm not kidding)
9 years ago
When you die from aids cruel, this is going to be the only thing people remember you for.
9 years ago
Breathe old man...breathe.
:)
9 years ago
the truth hurts...seems to me when yappy motherfuckers hear the truth it shuts them up...see^
9 years ago
now...get your shine box
9 years ago
If it makes you happy to think that...think that Mr dikless. I genuinely feel sorry for you. You've lost a good friend in Hank. I wonder if you'll ever be 'man' enough to make amends with him properly, and regain your friendship.
I can quite happily yap all day actually, you ugly cunt. It's just your material and routine are getting a bit dull...and I do have to go in about 30 minutes, and meet my imaginary, whore, cheat of a female.
9 years ago
pwned
9 years ago
"..i follow prople around that i think are weaker than me..because i am a gay man...a very gay, gay man."
Hahaha! HYPOCRITE alert, Mr Self-Proclaimed Noobkiller. You're so deluded and pathetic...it's quite hard to put into words. Astonishing really.
Unlike YOU...I follow A LOT of people around...and flame anyone I think deserves it. YOU 'pick on' noobs...coz it's easy.
Look at my profile, fuckbag. It's a bold boast huh? Nah. It's the truth. I don't discriminate.
9 years ago
hahaha ..even the shapes of the letters i'm not reading look mad...what's wrong gaybutt? are your feelings as hurt as before when you renounced your manhood?... you're a puppet...i say you do...just like your normal life
9 years ago
cruel thats bull... you thought it would be funny to flame me but i put your gay little flame out with my nutsack.
9 years ago
now i have to get ready for work...but i think maybe i'll follow you around tomorrow pwning you...like you so desperately try to do with everyone else ...you are a futon
9 years ago
'futon', 'laser-douche' (never gets old).
Enjoy your evening walking the streets, dikless!
9 years ago
Did I miss anything? Did Cruel apologize for being such a cockhungry douche bag?
9 years ago
He said he couldn't change how he was made and that we shouldn't judge him for how many inches of cock he can fit in his mouth, but for how many inches of love he can show..
9 years ago
Wow... You really had nothing better to do for two hours than this?
9 years ago
You don't discriminate, huh? So, what color is my hair again?
9 years ago
Your hair is mousy-blond.
9 years ago
Smerf's family reunion
9 years ago
Actually, much of my family is relatively thin. The problem is, I got all the mass, none of the height.
9 years ago
The Jaws of Life - they have more uses than you think.
9 years ago
where's the water?
9 years ago
You know what Typical?
I see nothing but fuckin smiles on these blobs..bet they're happier than your ugly fuckin ass
9 years ago
It's amazing how internet porn affects the average e-perv's standards...
9 years ago
Fuck you jerkybore
Got nothing to do with standards.Just stating my interpretation of whats in the photo.A bunch of tons-o-funs get together to fuck shit up and such,have a great time and pissant bitter dorks on this site weigh in like they are arbiters of what constitutes fun.Pitiful
9 years ago
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