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by jsloan10

submitted March 3rd 2009

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ahhh, memories...
9 years ago
My daughter and my little brother actually do this at my mom and dads house. They crate their bulldog, so we often find the kids happily locked in. I am reluctant to let them out on most occasions.
9 years ago
Your daughter probably looks like a bulldog and they just crate her by accident.
9 years ago
hahahahaha shit
9 years ago
damn, hahaa
9 years ago
Just for kicks. What exactly did you do with Apathy? Do we have to call ATF?
9 years ago
She ate him.
9 years ago
So that would be the FDA.
9 years ago
No actually my daughters are quite the opposite of what you all seem to think I am, they are petite and thin, they look a lot like their father and as for Apathy...Its a mystery.
9 years ago
For all I know hes lost in one of my fat rolls.
9 years ago
Your complacency is detrimental to your well being. Not that I care.
9 years ago
Neither do I
9 years ago
Perfect, how much to jack of on your fat tits, while I watch a person be mutilated by a midget, that's fucking the queen of England?
9 years ago
I don't know. There is a lot in there...Who's the person being mutilated, how tall is the midget and can it be Michelle Obama instead of Queen Lizzy?
9 years ago
I'm not sure I buy that "mystery" bullshit. If we have to send out a search party, it won't be pretty.
9 years ago
He went home and that was pretty much the end of it.
9 years ago
you killed him didn't you
9 years ago
i knew it
9 years ago
Yeah right, Apathy undoubtedly had his way with you, the mystery is in your belly, I want to see you on an old Maury tape in 20yrs. That's what a gypsy told me.
9 years ago
He's in a hole in your basement, right? Are you trying to make a man-suit?
9 years ago
he's probably still in there. that greasy ooze coming out might be a sign.
9 years ago
Actually no one had their way with anyone...I think we both knew it wasn't going to turn out for us to be more than friends...however as for the man suit...muahahha
9 years ago
Quick! Someone call the Feds. This crazy bitch has bought cases of lotion and his harboring bugs in her basement.
9 years ago
I'm not always mean, I hope your children are happy and safe, from any freak you might meet here.
9 years ago
excuse me vicsin but you basically said you fucked him
you did say it..now you're retracting it?
9 years ago
I never said I fucked him.
9 years ago
It was implied.
9 years ago
Yet in the pic that you two took together and posted, there was a reference to "one of the few times we put our clothes on" in the description.
9 years ago
Yup...we spent most of the time in our pjs...plus...I knew if I put that in the description...it would piss you guys off, or make you puke. Mission accomplished!
9 years ago
I am more disturbed by the fact that nobody has heard from him in ages. That tells me either a) he's dead, b) institutionalized, or c) in your basement screaming to get out.

You fucked him alright.
9 years ago
However alas, as awesomely awesome as Apathy is...there is a thing called distance and a thing called differences and a thing call age that put limits on relationships.
9 years ago
b.
9 years ago
HAHAHA...GZUS FUCKING CHRIST...This is redundant!!!
9 years ago
So are you, drink Drano.
9 years ago
I would go with b. only because my ex husband went crazy...so I am thinking it may be something I do to men.
9 years ago
^huh/
9 years ago
or D)decomposing in that compost heap you call a vagoo
9 years ago
Why'd he go crazy? Maybe that dick that grows beneath your clit. Just joking, bff.
9 years ago
VICSIN!!! yo!!! what it do??? LOL!!!
9 years ago
Its a well known fact that my ex husband is a paranoid schizo I was being funny and saying Apathy must have suffered the same fate as my ex hubby, by saying he was in fact b) institutionalized...All he wanted was a Pepsi!
9 years ago
von if I had a dick that grew beneath my clit...I wish someone would tell me cause I wouldn't need a man!
9 years ago
O god viccy....take your meds and chill...these faggotts aint shit...
9 years ago
well known fact? ..fuck are you talking about..you said you fucked him..pjs?
i don't like being mislead
9 years ago
you killed him admit it
9 years ago
I did dik and I ate his liver with some baked beans and a nice Pabst blue ribbon...the Quick Stop was all out of Favas and Chianti.
9 years ago
Pepsi sucks. I guess he's mad at least two bad decisions.
9 years ago
He probably went to ebaums after what she revealed to him.
9 years ago
I think she's saying that she fucked suicidal tendencies with her dick clit
9 years ago
A-PA - THY!
A-PA - THY!
9 years ago
*hangs head ashamed*
9 years ago
My clit is less then dick like
9 years ago
you mean your dick is less than clit like
9 years ago
vicsin...!!!
9 years ago
Really though you murderous bastard, what did you do to him and where's the movie?
9 years ago
Honestly as far as I know...as of New Years eve...he had a lot of things he needed to sort out along with a computer problem...I haven't heard from him since a text message on Valentines Day.
9 years ago
That's sad, you need someone or something you love to fill you ass and vagina.
9 years ago
try a pineapple
9 years ago
I have someone...I am quite pleased.
9 years ago
wait till it finds out you post on mucho
9 years ago
ASS
9 years ago
"It" already knows and he loves it.
9 years ago
Good 4 "it"
9 years ago
"spent most of our time in pjs" hahah dear fucking god.... apathy is such a loser
9 years ago
i want to laugh at that one but for you calling anyone a loser is too ironic
9 years ago
thats a new one fries... you fat lonesome unoriginal winner
9 years ago
Admit it, vicsuck. You clipped him and turned him into compost.
9 years ago
Alas...my flower bed has never looked better.
9 years ago
I'm not gonna jump on the bandwagon. You seem okay to me.
:)
9 years ago
yep , i'd backscuttle VicSin too
9 years ago
Well...that's a glowing endorsement for sure.
9 years ago
i know plenty of people that would like me to backscuttle them , would you like to join the queue ?
9 years ago
Only queue I join is the dole queue.
And I don't believe any human being wants you doing ANYTHING to them, Rainman.
Jog on, blud.
9 years ago
as an unemployed person you must want people to pay for a night out , i just ask for something in return
9 years ago
She seems OK to you?

She is a 'big is beautiful' fucking retard. She's fat as fuck yet earlier said "No actually my daughters are quite the opposite of what you all seem to think I am", 'cause she's a delusional binge eater.

We don't just think anything, sweetheart. We've seen you fat face, fat arse, fat fingers & fat body. You ugly fat bitch.
9 years ago
That's a lot of 'f' words.
9 years ago
She is fat
9 years ago
she's cuddley
9 years ago
Hanky says i have the typical British spirit.... the 'rooting for the underdog' but i'd rather 'root' VicSin.
9 years ago
*elpiss
9 years ago
She has a man face too.
9 years ago
this is so fucking shady.
9 years ago
But not the 'slim' kind.
9 years ago
Yes my man face is sooo manly!
9 years ago
Well, apparently it's not not manly.
9 years ago
i think VicSin's cute.
9 years ago
just ignore the 5 o'clock shadow, and, yeah...
9 years ago
Yes, it is sooo manly.
9 years ago
Above par...
9 years ago
You have to be joking.
9 years ago
Oh yes the beard and 'stache...so grown in, my boyfriend is jealous!
9 years ago
There are plenty of clean shaven males in the world. Does that make their faces any less manly looking?
9 years ago
You look like a fat man.
9 years ago
Are you jealous because I can grow a thicker beard than you can or because even as a woman I am more man then you will ever be?
9 years ago
I'm jealous you have all the Doritos, fat bitch.
9 years ago
Speaking of Doritos there were some yummy looking ones I saw at the store today. I passed on them though.
9 years ago
i like to share my Pringles with a woman i'm about to have sex with
9 years ago
Flowers in the Kennel?
9 years ago
You're a shallow person...WHORE!
-that's what Dik told me-
9 years ago
i prefer tulips on my organ
9 years ago
shut the fuck up invalid you pail of arse
9 years ago
alright...Ill admit to the geriatrics...yes sir...fucking douchette...faggott leotard wearing 80's hair metal band follow up backstage wannabe...GNARKILL!!!
9 years ago
but that is what you told me to say...
9 years ago
post a pic you fairy
9 years ago
fucking idiot!!! /\
9 years ago
I understand calling me a whore, its such a common put-down on mucho. But... shallow? Now that's just mean.
9 years ago
Um...That's the point...and if you can't join in and be up to par then gtfo
9 years ago
shut up fatty fat fat
9 years ago
Actually...I reckon I could get my entire right arm inside Smelly Kellie. Nothing shallow about that.
9 years ago
"if thy right arm offends thee..."
9 years ago
"First I cut off the left...and then the right...I am NOT a good butcher."
9 years ago
(Btw poss...the Biblical references are beginning to worry me about you.)
9 years ago
was there more before this one?
9 years ago
There might have been.
9 years ago
I bet you could get your entire leg up to the knee inside her before she even notices.
9 years ago
Gives a whole new meaning to foot n mouth disease.
9 years ago
also to "Toejam Football"
9 years ago
When you do this, it is important to but some wood chips in with them. Just in case then need to relieve themselves.
9 years ago
problem?


Solution
9 years ago
Some couple around here thought it would be a good idea to be 'foster parents' to a bunch of handicapped kids and collect state benefits. Later, they got busted for putting them in home-made hillbilly cages. They claimed they needed to be caged, of course.
9 years ago
Ohio?
9 years ago
ya
9 years ago
Florida!
9 years ago
Stan?
9 years ago
Dik doesn't cage his pretty little "peanut butter eating ball-licker"
9 years ago
setting the bait eh noob?
9 years ago
whose the nooblette here drs?
9 years ago
that's funny you should mention stan in a crate ..i was just talking about this
9 years ago
to all of your "internet" friends...you fucking loser!
9 years ago
skip it invalid..i see you're still a douche
9 years ago
hahahaha
9 years ago
I was born a douche in order to stop douches like you...fuck with me motherfucker...you aint nothing but a site stalking gay ass bitch who sits around all day feeling good about themselves cause they put some one down in another state...on the interweb...someone they wish they could have beat their ass a few years earlier...you aint shit and if you really came at me...you would have my real friends and me at your motherfucking grill...dont step....BITCH!
9 years ago
You know that song by Kenney Chesney..."Friends In Low Places"
...trust me...$20 is alot to a Southerner!!!
9 years ago
Douche made me laugh, with his threats, haha, he's a sissy.
9 years ago
hahaha
9 years ago
made another enemy...
9 years ago
what's wrong invalid? you sound so mad..tell uncle dik
9 years ago
He's having a Jeff-like flame out.
9 years ago
Nah its funny cause he wouldn't step...
9 years ago
Make sure to end your murder suicide with the suicide first.
9 years ago
hahahahaha
9 years ago
Yeah, bitch I am INVALID and you knnow what else I am CRACKSMACKULA...you wanna call me out on some more shit...go ahead...I renewed my shit...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!
9 years ago
He looks like such a badass in that pic. I definately wouldn't step.
9 years ago
invalids having another melt down...excellent
9 years ago
your mother is a whore
9 years ago
detective dik, how did you know?
9 years ago
so is your sister
9 years ago
meltdowns only work with a bottle of wine and a colorful rainbow of unrecognizable pills.
9 years ago
haha
9 years ago
hahaha ..you're right..i'm not sure if i should step or not..hmm should i step?
9 years ago
step
9 years ago
I wouldn't step. This guy's not playing around.
9 years ago
*steps...suck my balls invalid you tranny
9 years ago
like you would know what that means...have you taken your viagra today grandpa?
9 years ago
whats he gonna do, type dik to death?
9 years ago
hehe
9 years ago
I wish i could watch two mucho members brawl it out.
9 years ago
invalid gets so mad..its hilarious
9 years ago
that bitch would die and I would be in the pin again...faggott!!!
9 years ago
i think it's because he's a homosexual man who's having a hard time admitting it..(hard time)..haha
9 years ago
ooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhh sick burn
9 years ago
i'm not a fighter ..i'd just get irish to beat up anyone
9 years ago
Acid burn...drs
9 years ago
Im melting!!!
9 years ago
I would fuck irish up!
Lets have two brawls.
9 years ago
hey alec, I'll fight ya, for grins and giggles
9 years ago
shut your piehole invalid you chunk of fuck
9 years ago
I would be down if its for fun and games.
We can even post it, and i can bring some stanky greens for the after party.
9 years ago
Dik likes it when I am mad....he's a masochistic....he likes when he upsets everyone...mental help needed!!!
9 years ago
thats sadistic dush
9 years ago
mmmmm stanky greens
9 years ago
fuck invalid get a dictionary..you jizz sucking crossdresser
9 years ago
actually a combo of both...drs
9 years ago
I like jizz sucking crossdressing...but please tell me what to respell you fucking...well, I dont know what to call you???
9 years ago
I'll just leave this here;

sa·dism (sdzm, sdz-)
n.
1. The deriving of sexual gratification or the tendency to derive sexual gratification from inflicting pain or emotional abuse on others.
2. The deriving of pleasure, or the tendency to derive pleasure, from cruelty.
3. Extreme cruelty.
9 years ago
Lets all beat the shit out of invalid.
Then we can have a BBQ.
9 years ago
Ill take all of the above for Dik...CORRECT ANSWER!!! 5 Million points!!!
9 years ago
don't ever say the word dik again for real motherfucker ..i'm warning you
9 years ago
hey alec, Im looking for some E, got any hookups?
9 years ago
DIK!!! what you gonna do???
9 years ago
I'm trying a new connect next weekend, I'll tell you if its worth a try.
9 years ago
invalid you're a toy to me
9 years ago
Dik=bitch ass faggott on the internet!!!!
9 years ago
puxxy ass plxya on the wxbz
9 years ago
thanks alec!
9 years ago
invalid you are like a squeeky toy..i squish ..you squeek
9 years ago
squeek squeek..squeeeeek
9 years ago
squeek
9 years ago
and thats what you like...isnt it playboy???
9 years ago
swuak...sweek...dik boy? that's how you likw ir....isn't it???
9 years ago
this is starting to resemble foreplay
9 years ago
dik, teach me the skills to piss people off like you're doing to invalid.
9 years ago
it's a gift
9 years ago
squeek squeek invalid...squeeeeeek..hahahaha suck it
9 years ago
or a curse, depends on how you look at it
9 years ago
I'm starting to think all of his typo's are due to the fact that he's only typing with one hand : /
9 years ago
just be a plain out bitch alec..which I have heard you are...should be simple, easy...
9 years ago
dush sounds more like plantshit
9 years ago
I'm still fucked up a little and your sentence structure makes me more sick then the bottle of wine I just drank.
Hey, step up and I'll send you down the elevator you invalid vagina.
9 years ago
Invalid, didn't we tell you to go away, permanently?
9 years ago
This is madness. Twatbox dik is making me laugh...and I seriously want to kick the fuck out of this Invalid for being such a whiny cockpurse.
Talkin aboot all his 'real friends'. Pussy! When I fistfuck dik (and Rish) imma do it by ma lonesome...Jesus. What a weak troller this dude is.
It's funnt how Twig Bossman is throwing all his 135lbs around now though...is it because I've not commented much for a couple days?
dik? Your dog's a whore...and so is Stan.
9 years ago
^squeek squeeeeek squeeeek
9 years ago
Maybe if you didn't write so much, Dik might actually read one of your comments.
9 years ago
no i never read his comments..it drives him nuts..haha
9 years ago
I try, but my attention span goes to shit after the first sentence of his nonsense.
9 years ago
Friends in Low Places is a Garth Brooks song, not a Kenney Chesney song.
9 years ago
Invalid is still a silly little douche bag.
9 years ago
i thought i ran him off the site
9 years ago
in fact.. i did..what the fuck is he doing back here?
9 years ago
kind of like the way i ran hank off
9 years ago
The only things squeeking around here are your rusty ole hip joints, as you try to walk. Filthy old fuckwaddle.
9 years ago
Your mother is floccinaucinihilipilification.
9 years ago
Thats for whoever takes offence to that sort of thing.
9 years ago
Dik does it alot.
9 years ago
^fine example of antidestablishmentarianism
9 years ago
Your mother is a snow blower woulda been just as effective, jew know.
Incidentally...some twatty lil faggot from Eton College made up that word...
Antidisestablishmentarialism gets beaten by a nonsense word??
9 years ago
Hahaha! Bravo poss. You spelt it all wrong though.
9 years ago
This 30- letter-word is a non-scientific English word and it appears in the first edition of the Oxford English Dictionary. It is longer than antidisestablishmentarianism. The 1992 Guinness Book of World Records calls floccinaucinihilipilification “the longest real word in the Oxford English Dictionary,” whereas it calls pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis “the longest made-up word in the Oxford English Dictionary.” It means “act or habit to deny the value of some particular things” but some dictionaries translate it as “the act of considering something to be worthless.” It was formed by Estonian scholars, who searched for as many Latin words meaning “nothing” or “not very much as possible”: flocci (means “a little bit,” but literally it means “a bit of wool”), nauci (means very little), nihili (means “nothing”), pili (means “very little”); fused them together, and then added the suffix “fication” on the end, to give the sense of an action.
9 years ago
This word has been used by Sir Walter Scott and Senators Robert Byrd and Daniel Patrick Moynihan. It was used by Senator Jesse Helms in 1999 during the debate on the Comprehensive Test Ban Treaty [Randolph V. Cinco]. It also appeared on March 14, 1996, in “Zippy,” a comic strip distributed by King Features Syndicate:

Do you think I may be too quick to find fault with things and people, Zippy?
Yeh.
Th’ ‘floccinaucinihilipilification’ process.
Th’ what?
Floccinaucinihilipilification!! It means ‘the estimation of something as valueless’!
You’ve been randomly reading th’ dictionary, haven’t you?
Yes. That and my natural tendency toward antifloccinaucinihilipilification!!

Floccinaucinihilipilification was also used by Press Secretary Mike McCurry in his December 6, 1995, White House Press Briefing in discussing Congressional Budget Office estimates and assumptions: “But if you—as a practical matter of estimating the economy, the difference is not great. There’s a little bit of floccinaucinihilipilification going on here.”
9 years ago
'Estonian scholars'??
You dumbass.
9 years ago
I will educate the ignorance out of you untill you bleed!
9 years ago
Take that, and that!
9 years ago
Foul hippy.
9 years ago
thats alot of reading, try again in a sentence or two you unibrow faggot replying to your own comment motherfucker
9 years ago
'Etonian'. Didn't Jew know that?
9 years ago
CH - mine was the saskatoonian spelling (trying to suck up to sloan)
9 years ago
I will spread my verbal filth like herpes to all of you for I am drinking and the voices command it.
9 years ago
^sloan, how might thou inject thine STD to those of us who are Seeingly Challenged?
9 years ago
Sloan's pelvis began grinding up against her wet pussy, but both of them quickly noticed her stomach was a little in the way. Like a sitcom, they both looked down between them and laughed. Sloan rolled off of her and laughed so hard, he started coughing. Sienna tried not to laugh, so she could pout instead, but she couldn't help it, he was cracking her up.

"It's not funny, Sloan!" she exclaimed, trying to halt her own giggle. "I feel so fat right now."

Sloan wiped his face, and squeezed his lips together so he couldn't laugh anymore. "Baby, you're not--," he tried to get out, but then he started smiling which turned into another laughing fest.
9 years ago
I'm not buying the final draft.
9 years ago
The new subs are here!
*runs out of the room*
*naked*
*putting salsa on his penis*
9 years ago
*uncorks a bottle of veggie oil all over sloan's kitchen floor*
9 years ago
Works best if they are also locked in a cellar.
9 years ago
stffffu....Dik told me to tell you that!
9 years ago
Stfu DoucheMandy ... I told you to do that.
9 years ago
I 2nd his telling you of doing said thing.
9 years ago
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