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Fag eats hottest pepper in the world

Apparently, the Jolokia is not to be fucked with.

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by dirtyrottensteve

submitted March 2nd 2009

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aka the ghost chili
9 years ago
It looks like he stole that polo shirt from a Quizno's employee.
9 years ago
Your manager must be pissed.
9 years ago
Ha. I did work in Quizno's when I was in college, and my manager got pissed about everything he possibly could. The best day I ever had there was when a strong wind broke the front doors off their hinges when the manager was bitching about how shitty his luck was.
9 years ago
He needs to die from this...on camera
9 years ago
haha That would be Great..
No more Fag on camera!
9 years ago
Thats exactly what i said "I hope he dies!!" lol

9 years ago
the pepper that causes contractions eh? ill pass
9 years ago
Holy fuck I know. He's got little junior dumb ass on the way from this miracle pepper.
9 years ago
bastard should have taken a bite where the seeds are...

i remember eating a habanero pepper during history class in 11th grade. shit fucked me up good for about and hour.
9 years ago
Just wait till it comes out the other end
9 years ago
excellent point. He should have saved the ice cream for his asshole
9 years ago
HAHAHAHAHAH smerf that was fucking funny
9 years ago
I can't tell if that is sarcasm.
9 years ago
no it was the truth smerf is one funny blue dicked asshole...
9 years ago
when it comes out, his salad tossing lifemate can give it a taste as well
9 years ago
Blue? What the fuck are you babbling about? I'm a goddamned Smerf, not a Smurf!
9 years ago
SMERF: Social, Military, Educational, Religious, Fraternal

SMERF: Scrap Metal Recycling Facility

SMERF: Sports, Military, Educational, Retiree, Fraternal

SMERF: Standard Mean Equivalent Rolling Force

9 years ago
good thing he only took one bite.
9 years ago
Not for those of us crossing our finger for a case of full blown anaphylaxis.
9 years ago
*fingers
9 years ago
Now I'm just waiting for the video of a dumbass teenager who shoves a whole handful of ghost chilis in his mouth.
9 years ago
HAHA... at the end " i think im having a contraction Right now"
his pussy couldnt take it.
9 years ago
he compared it to giving birth...
9 years ago
it'd be funny if he actually gave birth
9 years ago
Why on this earth do people eat those fucking ridiculously hot peppers in the first place?
Bet Gavin wished it was a ballsack he was munching on...anyone named Gavin is an asspirate
9 years ago
secretly take one of your friends cigarettes and stick the butt in an open jabenero pepper then sit back and enjoy funny shit
9 years ago
sit back and enjoy the beating
9 years ago
omfg. Thank you. Never thought of that. but DAMN that would rule all. I actually have some amazing hot sauce made by a friend. Habanero FTW :D
9 years ago
According to Wikipedia:
"In northeastern India the peppers are smeared on fences or used in smoke bombs as a safety precaution to keep wild elephants at a distance."
9 years ago
i would rub this pepper in my eyes
9 years ago
dik is your avatar a pick of you? cus if it is, you look smart but scary....w/e oh dont rub peppers in your eyes, we watch people do stupid things not do stupid things ourselves.
9 years ago
you noob..that's hunter thompson
9 years ago
you dik..i love you...muah baby
9 years ago
gaaaay
9 years ago
like a fox
9 years ago
gay like a chinkaski gay? or cumrave gay?
9 years ago
chinaska is the Ultimate gayness
9 years ago
You should all fuck eachother and die. Jsexy...you are the most pathetic sycophant (and noob) I've ever seen here. I always think you're kidding around with your comments...but you're not are you? It's...it's...I got nothing.
9 years ago
Hunter S Thompson killed himself..are you thinking of following in his footsteps Dik-a-reno?
9 years ago
why would a happy guy like me kill himself?
9 years ago
aww. look at your fans!
9 years ago
Herby is like a dumber version of Cruel. Going around annoying everyone, just for the sake of being a twat.
9 years ago
nice avy, oj
9 years ago
hahaha you will never know! alright love you.
9 years ago
I&m still looking for the undercover VicStink. Is it this Jsexy noodle, I wonder?
9 years ago
Yeah. Thanks for that OJ. Lose the fucking Wanko avvy already, you sad cunt. He's gone. If deja and yak want to reinstate him - that's their choice. This isn't a Mandela situation. He had poisonous views anyway.
9 years ago
HAHAHAHAHA
poisonous views huh?
You mean he wasnt a sheep like yourself?The guy was entertaining as well as thought provoking-youre just a spammy lump of shitbricks
9 years ago
"do your boobs hang low, do they waddle too and froe, can you tie them in a knot can you tie them in a bow, do your boobs! hang! low!"
9 years ago
one time this chick gave me a bunch of hot peppers..she told me to wash my hands after i touched them..i ignored her..i took a piss..it hurt..thank you
9 years ago
dik burn?
9 years ago
Oh, OK! My girlfriend had a baby while were dating, but since we'd never had sex, I couldn't figure out how she got pregnant.
9 years ago
blame top cat......i would, hes got that look in his eye
9 years ago
I've seen this clip before, and at the end there's another shot of him turned completely purple. That's what made me doubt the whole thing in the first place.
9 years ago
That is super interesting.
9 years ago
Not as interesting as when you zealously shoved a whole one of these up your dirty ass...just to see how nice it would hurt you.
9 years ago
hey cruel
9 years ago
shut the fuck up
9 years ago
Hey noob. Shut the fuck up trying to look cool by trying to tell your superiors to shut the fuck up. You called yourself 'Weakest' for a good reason. Now, go run after some cars.
9 years ago
apparently no one saw the full video to this, its fake btw.
9 years ago
Fair play but seriously what was he expecting to happen?
9 years ago
Once again, fake.
9 years ago
how do you know this?
9 years ago
cause i saw the whole video
9 years ago
Fuck him, I once ate a phal curry!

"My tongue jut melted the icecream like it was on fire"

Erm, peppers don't actually create heat. They create the sensation of heat. Noob!
9 years ago
they also kill that part of the brain that feels the 'heat'
9 years ago
Youre a stupid jackass fagfuckboom.
Stop going around threads and always correcting shit like you're some pedophile Mr Wizzard.Pompous limey dickbag.
Now go piss up a rope bloody cunt
9 years ago
I like learning new things...mucho makes me smarter...thx to people like OJ who have intelligent contributions
9 years ago
"always correcting shit like you're some pedophile Mr Wizzard"

hahaha That has to be one of the funniest insults EVER! ...correcting someone like a paedophile, classic.

Thanks Jamie ;)
9 years ago
Seriously, that's some funny shit. I'm still chuckling to that one...
9 years ago
You're still knuckling one out to Jamie's compliment, you mean.
9 years ago
I'm seriously hoping jamiee wasn't being serious.
9 years ago
serious, I like Oranje
9 years ago
Really? What's to like?
9 years ago
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/CruelHM

"Sad old man who can't even get people in the dole queue to talk to him 'cause he is so boring. He compensates for that by calling himself 'The Lone Ranger'. As intimidating as a pillow & as witty as one too. He likes to compensate for his endless shortcoming by projecting them onto his all-round superiors"
9 years ago
Ilike reading his comments, he is well informed and good at arguing...a lot like you, hank...I must say, I usually agree with Hank on political and social views, but always enjoy getting another intelligent perspective.
9 years ago
I'd like Oranje too, but he's from Yorkshire.
9 years ago
MrFugs is my very favorite though
9 years ago
Oh, Hi MrFugs

*blushes*
9 years ago
Oh... erm... *zips up*

Hi jamiee!
9 years ago
O_Rant is an egotistical twat. Just look above. He refers to himself as someone's "superior". Translated into American English, that means, "I'm an asshole."
9 years ago
He's also the king of projection and since that is precisely what he accuses others of, he is also the king of self-deception.
9 years ago
In all fairness, I should be the King of everything.

How's that for egotistical?
9 years ago
& that includes being the king of the aliens we are yet to discover.

Now, excuse me whilst I go have a lucid dream & abuse my power as the king of all that there is & ever will be.

Goodnight all, even you Hank. Not you though Cruel, I hope you die in your sleep.
9 years ago
The only thing you are the king of...is the king of wan, OJ...giggly lil follicly-challenged hermit.
9 years ago
I'm the king of sleep.

Fugs out.
9 years ago
When I am King, 0_Rant will be second against the wall, right after ElPiss.
9 years ago
You guys spend way too much time here to ever be king
9 years ago
Wrong, I am jacKING it right now.
9 years ago
i hope that pepper burns this douches fucking asshole out.
9 years ago
Jesus died for his sins.
9 years ago
"Let him go Ralph; he knows what he's doing."-Auto
9 years ago
He should try the Dorset Naga from England
9 years ago
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