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I tried to search for this to see if it was already here but I started to dry heave and had to stop.

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by jsloan10

submitted February 28th 2009

111 comments
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Which of the two sets are boobs?
8 years ago
Daaamn how does this happen?
8 years ago
Walmart culture.
8 years ago
My eyes may be deceiving me...but where in the hell are her nipples..on either boob?
8 years ago
see when your that fat, i believe your genderless, so it dosent matter.
8 years ago
Things that make ya go bluhhhh!
8 years ago
Walmart culture. Hahahahahaha.
I get that one.
8 years ago
Well done. ^
I like how you get to see lots of people riding around in fat person vehicles in Wal-Mart. Coz, u know, they're not sick as such...and Wal-Mart is one of the only stores large enough to accommodate their vehicles in high numbers.
8 years ago
I thought Jabba the Hut was green?
8 years ago
Did you? I thought he was a kinda browny green colour?
8 years ago
fucked up walmart story. i went to get some groceries (cuz it was late and nothing else was open) and i was standing three or four feet in front of the cheese section browsing. this fat bitch on a scooter rolls right up to me. so i kindly step back to let her through, then she moves a few more inches and sits there without even looking at me. so i wait about two minutes for her fat ass. later on i pass this dude on a cell phone, and he's bitching about her obviously. i get to the front of the store and the cops have been called. the guy called her a lazy bitch, and she fucking screaming and crying. it was kind of funny to see a 40 or fat woman in a scooter crying in walmart and screaming "he called me a lazy bitch" the walmart manager had no idea what to do, so he let them go. then when the cops show up the stupid bitch starts blaming the manager for letting the guy leave the store--saying "wal-mart doesn't care about its customers" and wanting the cops to take some kind of action against wal-mart. it was pretty pathetic.
8 years ago
Unfortunately, that 'blame someone else' culture is everywhere now, and the courts seem to be backing it up. People who trip over uneven floors should be prosecuted for not opening their fucking eyes, instead of being able to sue the land owners.
8 years ago
that thing is definitely a part of the jabba's palace crew
8 years ago
Now I know what's on her chest...or rather under it. She just had a couple toilet seats and lids sewn under her skin.
8 years ago
Yeah, because it's a law somewhere that Walmart must care about their customers.

Stupid fucking lazy bitch.
8 years ago
^lol, Cruel
8 years ago
Thanks man...at least someone sees it. I mean, this thing really wants people to shit on her chest in the worst way, huh?
8 years ago
Soon obesity will be scaled by number of boobs.
8 years ago
look likes a female stay-puft marshmallow man
8 years ago
looks like a female michelin man
8 years ago
Speaking of tires, my car is due for a new set. Any suggestions?

2005 Honda Accord, 4dr, P205-65-R15
8 years ago
For a performance tire, the Goodyear Eagle GT...for a touring tire I like Continental's.
8 years ago
I like the round ones that don't cost very much.
8 years ago
I'm thinking Michlen (or however you spell that). Costco puts them on sale for a really cheap price occasionally.
8 years ago
I told you...the bald kind, please.
8 years ago
You can get the Conti's for $70 a tire, Smerf.
8 years ago
I tend to go for Pirelli's
8 years ago
Khumo makes a very good tire that isn't too expensive. But if you don't really don't care about price BF Goodrich.
8 years ago
michelin pilots are good but cheapish/half decent and with the best name have to be kumhos, nice traction in the dry and decent rolling resistance
8 years ago
Bridgestone Potenza. These are fairly high performance and relatively inexpensive.
8 years ago
Don't buy Conti's unless you do a high mileage, they start cracking on the tread after a couple of years.
8 years ago
Having said that, with a Honda Accord, you're better off buying a new car for your tires.


Har har de har!
8 years ago
haha
8 years ago
i had some toyos on an old corolla i used to have wich were pretty good and cheap. japanese
8 years ago
if i remember right my dad drives an honda accord
8 years ago
My first big car was an Accord. Quite a nice car
8 years ago
elchris that sounds like you dont even know who your dad is
8 years ago
he has several cars and i havnt visited in a long time
8 years ago
I'll back up the Khumo rubber. On my third consecutive set and they're brilliantly ace-fab. Ecsta KH11 are the ones you should be looking at.
8 years ago
'60 minutes ago'. Nice.
Everyone should stop talking about tyres/tires and cars now...and more about smerf having ginger pubic hairs.
8 years ago
smerf is cool , you leave him alone. kumho are cheapo tyres.
8 years ago
Durex make good rubber
8 years ago
fries? You're too dumb to know what cool is. You wouldn't know cool if Frosty the Snowman had a cold glass of ice tea and sucked your cock in the middle of a blizzard...in an igloo.
Sit down.
8 years ago
of cause i know what cool is , i have a ZT-T and an Escort Convertible
8 years ago
*gay
8 years ago
im gonna look those up
8 years ago
hahahaha what a fucken loser
8 years ago
Pot, meet Kettle.
8 years ago
you have been dying to comment all day huh buddy?
8 years ago
Nope, not really. I have been entertained with my new tv.
8 years ago
Although slacking off at work wasn't as fun.
8 years ago
do you ever leave your house
8 years ago
What part of me being at work earlier didn't you understand.
8 years ago
I actually have an office I go to, whereas you just hang out in truck stop restrooms for work.
8 years ago
i dont work. work is for losers
8 years ago
Sure it is. Keep telling yourself that. How you do your job, no matter what it is, is the measure of a man.
8 years ago
pffff
8 years ago
what a dumbass
8 years ago
i bet thats what your employer tells you
8 years ago
Yes, you are.
8 years ago
I don't agree with that, Irish.

I'm definitely a work to live kind of guy. I certainly don't live to work.
8 years ago
Neither do I. I think you may be misinterpreting what I'm saying.
8 years ago
1rish, all "work is for losers" means is that he doesn't get paid for his glory-hole work.
8 years ago
Cruella seems a little obsessed with my pubes.
8 years ago
dont be so pathetic fatty, irish just insulted you in some other thread yet here you are licking dick
8 years ago
No, here I am making fun of you, fucktard. I'll get around to calling him a bastard in the other tread eventually.
8 years ago
fapity fap fap fap!!
8 years ago
i must've drank too much: i'm seeing double
8 years ago
Did she escape or something? wtf?
8 years ago
Looks like nothing escapes from her.
8 years ago
What the hell could she escape from?
8 years ago
vegetables
8 years ago
Fake. This is supposed to be a pic of the huge mythological pig/ape woman that lives deep in the temperate rainforests of Washington state. Supposedly, she is 7 ft. tall, 800 lbs, yet subsists entirely on pine cones, insect larvae, and unlucky squirrels. Believers have named her "Mossy".
8 years ago
hehe nice observation...
8 years ago
Totally fake, you can see how they screwed up the foliage.
8 years ago
bingo!
8 years ago
Does she (I presume) actually have a chin or does her face just go straight to neck?
8 years ago
She has a gullet like a pelican. Better for storing extra cake for midnight snacks that way.
8 years ago
Ah hah, it makes so much more sense now...
8 years ago
Reminds me of the time I saw an oarfish.
8 years ago
oarCore
8 years ago
Orca?
8 years ago
Seal-brain orca-core?
8 years ago
The internet is straining under the weight of that bitch.
8 years ago
I wonder it feels like cutting butter when you stab "it" with a sword
8 years ago
She has legs like an ostrich, awesome.
8 years ago
it should be executed! no trial, no jury..... straight to execution!
8 years ago
send it to 3rd world countries they can eat a looooong time at this
8 years ago
what? 40 comments and no vicsin reference yet?
8 years ago
VicSin is like Victoria Beckham next to this lardass
8 years ago
it kinda looks like subliminalvomit
8 years ago
I was going to say lamexlwhore, but this one has tits, 4 of them actually.
8 years ago
:( How rude. I have tits, their just invisible.
8 years ago
Shut up, whore.
8 years ago
Shut up, cunt.
(and i don't mean hank)
8 years ago
Hi Kirk, how's it going?
8 years ago
I refuse. Sorry. :(
8 years ago
Good hank.
8 years ago
scary
8 years ago
^cool avatar
8 years ago
Don't know where her tits end and her belly begins... but I'D HIT IT LIKE HAMMER-TIME!!!
8 years ago
DISGUSTING
8 years ago
Thought quadruple boobs only show themselves when you got wrong cup. On a second thought posting picture of some Norwegian trve black metal frontman is fvcking kvlt.
8 years ago
i wonder why it's outside naked and wet in the first place....
8 years ago
Outside cuz it won't fit through the door, naked cuz there isn't enough material to cover it, and wet cuz it has it's own weather system.


That ain't no moon.
8 years ago
Finaly a clear picture of Bigfoot
8 years ago
idiot , Bigfoots are never in focus
8 years ago
You'd better hope Sasquatch doesn't read that!
8 years ago
fuck off sky
8 years ago
2 layers of tits. Holy shit.
4 years ago
For some odd reason this reminds me of those ceramic frogs with their mouth open that people put next to their kitchen sink to hold their sponges.. that's it, I'm done.. off to bed..
4 years ago
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