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I'm On A Boat

Believe me when I say, "I fucked a mermaid."

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by Twister

submitted February 27th 2009

63 comments
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comments (63)
For anyone who boats, this is exactly how we feel cruising the waters.
8 years ago
seconded
8 years ago
this is the way i feel in my canoe
8 years ago
This is how I feel after fucking a fatty.
8 years ago
Fuck motorboats. I'm all about the sails.
8 years ago
Fuck trees, I climb buoys motherfucker!
8 years ago
pos-eiiiiiii-don!!
8 years ago
I downloaded this cd...it's great stuff
8 years ago
I agree. Most of the songs on their album are pretty good. Some of them are better if you watch it with the video, like Ras Trent.
8 years ago
The "Jizzed in my pants" video is funny as hell
8 years ago
Okay, Sandberg=SNL, right? How'd they work in fuck?
8 years ago
it's his own project called lonely island
8 years ago
no, its cause he's on a boat mother fucker
8 years ago
they are both in fact correct, its common knowledge that boats have no rules.


8 years ago
samburg is pretty young to be jumping sharks
8 years ago
That's a pretty big boat to be jumping sharks.. "Samberg" and the lonely island digital shorts MAKE SNL funny again, so I don't see how he has sold out.
8 years ago
He has sold out because Dik doesn't like him anymore. Plain and simple.
8 years ago
In America, shark jump YOU.
8 years ago
Ha ha ha ha ha haaaaazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
8 years ago
no shit..did you see "jizz in my pants"? somebody needs to sit down with andy samburg and tell him what ambition does to people
8 years ago
although laser cats was kinda funny
8 years ago
"Laser-douche". I nearly died.
8 years ago
ignore off..can you quit following me around? you are fucking desperate..a minute ago you were literally begging hank to talk to you...fuck dude.. nobody wants to talk to you because you act like a fucking robotic predictable homo...even hank is ignoring you... i know it hurts and for that i'm happy...now fuck off.......ignore on
8 years ago
Haha. Funny lil man. Eat my shit, and enjoy it.
8 years ago
Btw...I'm not reading all that. Get back to eating my shit.
8 years ago
thats pretty lame
8 years ago
what a couple of fags
8 years ago
thats rich coming from you
8 years ago
im rich
8 years ago
yes you are
8 years ago
its kinda hard to not follow u dik when u comment on almost every fucken thing submitted not to mention all the bullshit u start with everyone
8 years ago
excuse me..i'll decide where and when to comment you shitfaced disgusting greasy ball of fuck
8 years ago
fucking noob who the fuck do you think you're talking to?
8 years ago
Oh no, it's gonna be another epic pwning by dik!

Brace yourselves!
8 years ago
DB = Yak
8 years ago
i don't quite understand why people think yak needs to bother going under another name. yak = yak. if he wants to say something to someone, he's not going to hide under some random name
8 years ago
Brace yourselves
Or just erase yourselves
Put the rock in the pipe
and freebase yourselves
Like a book on a shelf
in it's own world
It's own parallel universe
It's own third eye
It's own sixth sense
Ya sleeping every seventh sunday
and ain't paying the rent
8 years ago
Anyways, whoever this noob is, he makes a lot of sense.
8 years ago
deja - i know, i know....:/
8 years ago
I'm really yak.
8 years ago
actually i'm yak..everyone knows that
8 years ago
also enjoy your ban irish
8 years ago
Since I'm yak I might just ban your ass.
8 years ago
hacker
8 years ago
Thats it, dik. You're banned.
8 years ago
Just turn off your computer and don't even bother trying to respond.
8 years ago
If you do, I'll make your ban permanent.
8 years ago
Why don't you guys try that while using Yak's avatar at the same time. Maybe it'll work.
8 years ago
*copies, pastes*
8 years ago
shut the fuck up dik ur a nobody ur the only person i know who comment on theyre own shit, 1rish1 if u have any say which I hope u do please follow through with what u said this asshole somehow lowers the moral status of mucho with all of his gay ass comments and dumb fucken jokes u would be doing us all a favor
8 years ago
uh huh.



8 years ago
Lmao. yak is so many people these days.
Devil. Rish is dik's lapdog...and they were just kidding around. They have no power here...only Deja and yak do - they are the site owners see? And I'm both of them...but I'm not gonna try using their avatars...coz I don't want to have to ban myself.
8 years ago
Is he serious or is he fucking with me?
8 years ago
He's fucking with you. I'm yak.
8 years ago
Prove it.
8 years ago
Haha! You can't can you? Why...because I'm 1rish1.
8 years ago
yaaaawn. im goin to sleep
8 years ago
I just got up and it's going to be a great day!
8 years ago
The song on this CD called "im the Boss" is also really good. Actually over all aside from "We like sports" it's a pretty solid CD.
8 years ago
I didn't care for Sax Man. Jack Black ruins everything. Dream girl was pretty funny.
8 years ago
Oh yeah Sax Man WAS kinda weak also, forgot about that one.
8 years ago
I loooove boombox
8 years ago
LMFAO T-Pain makes this song. Without him, this song wouldn't be anywhere near as good.
8 years ago
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