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by jsloan10

submitted February 26th 2009

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Sounds like its time for some more Celebrity Jeopardy
9 years ago
The day ish mine
9 years ago
Crude & shloppy, highlander, your attack was no
better than that a child...
9 years ago
kcebert xelA

9 years ago
That is family guy jsloan, not snl. but still funny, adam west is almost as funny as connery
9 years ago
That man is greatness in whatever he does.
9 years ago
Dont post anymore comments.
9 years ago
I reiterate, who the fuck do you think you are? Stop hating and try doing something more than just put others beneath you. That just reveals that you truly are a dumbshit.
9 years ago
You are gonna have to come up with better comebacks than that if you want to survive here, StankyPu.
9 years ago
Hank, given that both theirs screen names end with the same sound, you may want to reconsider that insult.

Unless, of course, you were aiming it at both of them. In that case, carry on.
9 years ago
Only one of them made a comeback.
9 years ago
smerf do you have a nipple ring?
9 years ago
Yes.
9 years ago
shuck it trebek
9 years ago
You didn't put the answer in the form of a question. Sorry.
9 years ago
Oh I'll play your game you rouge.
9 years ago
Below Me
9 years ago
Shouldn't it be mother instead of mom?
9 years ago
Texas $
9 years ago
BUCK FUTTER!!
9 years ago
I'll take Famous Titties for $400
9 years ago
Anal bumcovers for 300
9 years ago
I'll take "I have a hard on" for $300.
9 years ago
Huge Ape Tits
9 years ago
Hey, were going on about SNL celebrity jeopardy references here. Your tits should not come into it.
9 years ago
That was funny.
9 years ago
i thought it was real bad
9 years ago
Jap anUS Relations for 100
9 years ago
ha, I lol'd
9 years ago
Everyone here is missing the point. And that's the fact that all of your moms are whores. Except mine. She's dead. So there you feel better now about yourself by trying to make fun of her in return
9 years ago
Did she die in whoredom?
9 years ago
Scrabble she's whoring in heaven.
9 years ago
She's a triple word whore.
9 years ago
^hilarious^
9 years ago
Thanks.
9 years ago
My mother was a saint. 'nuff said.
9 years ago
*bernard
9 years ago
^win
9 years ago
This isn't even the right joke:

What's the difference between you and a mallard with a cold? One's a sick duck, I can't remember how it ends, but your mother's a whore."

Do your fucking research.
9 years ago
Go fuck yourself with a flaming Trebec, you mincing faggot.
9 years ago
Whatever dude, this post is horrible. Not only did the user post something inaccurate, but by itself the joke sucks, kinda like your mother Trebek (learn your names douche)
9 years ago
Wow, you really are a whining little bitch, aren't you?
9 years ago
The reason this is funny is because you can really hear Connery saying it...every time you read it. Complete with pauses.
And because all your moms ARE whores...
9 years ago
...especially dik's mom. If that skanky bitch was gonna fuck a bum to get pregnant...she shoulda at least fucked a good-looking bum (like me).
9 years ago
werent you supposed to be some harvard snob and suddenly now youre a bum
9 years ago
youre full of shit is what you are
9 years ago
^pot meet kettle
9 years ago
what have i ever lied about, fries?
9 years ago
youre so dumb i dont think you even know what youre saying
9 years ago
Yeah, really. And where the fuck did I say I went to Harvard? Wtf. I'm not American.
9 years ago
Fries is beginning to seem a lot less dumb to me lately. Fuck you elpiss. Go snort some animal tranquilisers. Addict fuckhead.
9 years ago
youre very easy to upset
9 years ago
i inject animal tranquilisers. im not addicted to anything
9 years ago
Except cock.
9 years ago
well if elchris is gonna get addict to something , it may as well be something he really likes
9 years ago
"The reason this is funny is because you can really hear Connery saying it...every time you read it. Complete with pauses."

Subvocalisation, we have been over this before.
9 years ago
...bollocks.
9 years ago
^blame it on Tourette's?
9 years ago
or alcohol.
9 years ago
Fuck Tourette's it's a load of fucking shit wank bastard crap!
9 years ago
Nice reply fail.
Any person who doesn't 'hear' Connery shayying this 'joke' is a liar.
9 years ago
Also (I'm sure you'll correct me) but I've always known subvocalisation to refer only to oneself. Are you saying when we read this joke we 'subvocalise in the style of Sean Connery'? Interesting.
9 years ago
Yup, that is exactly what I am saying.

What is interesting is that some people always subvocalise in another persons voice, never their own.
9 years ago
& I would just like to say...NEW SOUTH PARK!

WOOO HOOO
9 years ago
I hate Connery. Tax dodging cunt bag
9 years ago
Fucking milk man cock sucking fuck nut
9 years ago
If he loved the land of his fucking birth soooooo fucking much why does he live in Spain? Ball munching waste of skin and organs
9 years ago
He should be force fed deep fried mars bars until he fucking pops, the fucking shit, cunting wank stain
9 years ago
Who the fuck would want to claim England?
9 years ago
You don't like him then?
9 years ago
He's a whinging Scottish cunt rag
9 years ago
WANKER!
9 years ago
COCK KNOBBING SHIT CUNT!
9 years ago
Only because there is a picture of Sean Connery with it,that's why it sounds like him saying it in our internal speech. If it was a picture of let's say... your mom it would still sound like him and it would still be true. She is a whore
9 years ago
Who wouldn't choose Spain over Britain?
9 years ago
Especially Scotland, the deep fried mars bar capital of the world.
9 years ago
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