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Make a VicSin!

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Took me 5 days, but I finally got dressed long enough to submit this picture.

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by Jones

submitted February 25th 2009

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Make a VicSin!
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is that bacne?
9 years ago
Yep.
9 years ago
Fucking A it looks just like me! Thanks Jonesy! I am touched!
9 years ago
Welcome back. Please, come inside and make yourself comfortable. May I offer you something to eat?
9 years ago
i'd snort an oxy off your titty.
9 years ago
Its good to be back believe it or not I missed you guys, as for something to eat. I'm trying to watch my girlish figure, so make it a Diet Coke instead of a chocolate shake with that Super Size Big Mac meal.
9 years ago
The days of 500+ comment threads are back.
9 years ago
I dunno about that. Have you guys not matured at all in my absence?
9 years ago
No. Did you expect us to?
9 years ago
Nah! Which is exactly why I am glad to be back.
9 years ago
We fear change
9 years ago
Welcome back. Have you met Lucid yet? You two could be friends.
9 years ago
so wheres apathy?
9 years ago
Jesus Jones, why did you have to make one of this bitch?
9 years ago
she ate him
9 years ago
"I'm trying to watch my girlish figure, so make it a Diet Coke"

Bitch, you just caused me pain! My sides are now split!
9 years ago
i´m with hank on this, attention whores like vic and ryoga dont deserve that

*goes back to sleep*
9 years ago
Urks, I don't care for other attention whores. For sure not that obese hobbit like creature. Typcial is my only love, stop trying to rip us apart.
9 years ago
Lesson learned. I promise I won't make a choosingxviscidity.
9 years ago
Thank you.
9 years ago
It's not for your sake slut.
9 years ago
Lucid needs to start sucking my cock. If only to give herself a sense of purpose.
9 years ago
Oranje, babbby...I'd be glad but I can't suck what isn't there.
9 years ago
Don't call me your love....
9 years ago
Are you suggesting that I don't, in fact, have a penis, Lucid?

I refute that.
9 years ago
fries can vouch for it too.
9 years ago
Yes, darling.

That goes for both of you.

Oh! And photos would end this belief...
9 years ago
You're no good. STFU.
9 years ago
And OJ...'tis indeed true that you have a penis...see it flopping down from your neanderthal-like forehead there?
9 years ago
*2-hit combo*
9 years ago
No...those comments were no good.
9 years ago
Why are you talking again? If it's to ask for the $4 for what you call 'sex' - forget it. You should bge paying ME.
9 years ago
You get that Lucid,? You should bge paying the grammar cop.
9 years ago
Oh, that was good OJ. Really good. I never said I didn't commit the occasional keyboard fumble/typo. That's hardly grammar is it, you flaccid dog dick?
(A comma before a question mark would definitely be bad grammar however.)
9 years ago
Grammar cop is the term used for the anally retentive like you around here. Do keep up, grammar cop.
9 years ago
Attempt at save? FAILED. ^
9 years ago
I think 0=Rant is confusing the grammar cop with the spelling police.
9 years ago
Plus, he's a dirty chav and probably cheated his way through school.
9 years ago
They don't have schools where he lives.
9 years ago
I must have cheated 'cause I didn't spend hardly any time revising.

Oh no, I'm just smart as fuck.
9 years ago
Poor, insecure fool. ^
9 years ago
^seeks validation from strangers.
9 years ago
Seeks anal creampies from strangers in public toilets. ^
9 years ago
^ gunna bge pssied of by, this.
9 years ago
It's a pretty pattern Mr I Can't Subtract 23 From 32...but I'm slumbering for the night/morning now. ^
9 years ago
The perfect cut out companion for my drumrave cut out.
9 years ago
i thought vicsin and apathy were hooking up... guess there needs to be an apathy cut out now...
9 years ago
God dammit..
9 years ago
You know, I think he posted a picture of himself once.
9 years ago
*whipcrack*

9 years ago
You could always just make it a plain white cube, no one would know the difference.
9 years ago
No wait, that's Archman isn't it? Damn I fail.
9 years ago
Actually, I already made Archman. He's on the backside of all the others. Flip them around and there you have him.
9 years ago
Apathy's was a beer avatar
9 years ago
9 years ago
hey yak i can't see recent comments..if i can't see recent comments i can't pwn
9 years ago
i already emailed you..i'm still not getting the service i deserve
9 years ago
I just had trouble logging in too.
9 years ago
It's because what's her name is back. This site is imploding.
9 years ago
i like how it says saves the whales on there lol
9 years ago
I've always been an advocate for animals.
9 years ago
Eating them anyways.
9 years ago
and fried foods
9 years ago
and ice cream ... i like ice cream too
9 years ago
Rocky Road here please!
9 years ago
only if you'll share
9 years ago
It seems you're already on it. Fnar fnar.
9 years ago
Oh ffs. What an interposting retard. Way to go Rainman...you fucking timed that just as I posted. How dare you interpost on my interpost.
9 years ago
she was talking to me not you , you fucking wankstain
9 years ago
You had 10 minutes to analyse what I typed...and you still came out with THAT? Duh...read my post again, Rainman.
9 years ago
i'm off reading other threads , i cant be on here giving you answers straight away
9 years ago
Nice. ;-)
9 years ago
will i get one?! :O
9 years ago
i made one of you months ago
9 years ago
........ what?
9 years ago
Substitutes "made" with "fucked" and you'll get the general idea.
9 years ago
*substitue
9 years ago
...fuck! I give up.
9 years ago
Next time just give up before you start.
9 years ago
who's vicsin?
9 years ago
ooooh you're such a joker
9 years ago
your worst nightmare!!
9 years ago
i thought i ran her off the site
9 years ago
I'm sorry for resurrecting her dik.
9 years ago
questionable decision to be sure
9 years ago
it's bad that you would want to 'run' anyone of the site
9 years ago
He's pretty aggressive for an old guy, isn't he?

(Actually, I think it was me who ran her off the site.)
9 years ago
if you guys only knew :P

9 years ago
do tell
9 years ago
excuse me fries but no it isn't...sometimes people are poisonous snakes..sometimes i'm the anti-venom
9 years ago
Yak, come on. You can't leave us hanging like that.

She's on the site under a different name, right?
9 years ago
VampVic or whatever the fuck she calls herself
9 years ago
ya..thats it..apathy's here too i imagine..frankly what a couple of pussies being so embarrassed at the people they actually are
9 years ago
suck it pussies
9 years ago
in their defense they have reasons to be embarrassed
9 years ago
Fat people with confidence are just weird. Its like, you're fat & that is incredibly unpleasant, so please, hide yourself away.
9 years ago
i don't care if vicsin's fat or skinny or anything...she was a dick...an attention grovelling yappy sack of slut...she makes me want to puke to this day..(not the sexy kind of puke)
9 years ago
vampvic was just a poor choice of name for some random person... probably had no clue why you kept calling him vicsin...
9 years ago
lol poor sod
9 years ago
Thanks for calling my woman a whore dik.
9 years ago
Hi dik.
Your dog's a lil whore...and so is Stan.
9 years ago
you've never had a woman
9 years ago
Cruel your woman, and I use the term loosely, is a whore. A filthy used up herpes infested whore. I hope you two are happy in the little time you have left before she dies of aids.
9 years ago
is he dating your mom ?
9 years ago
No, he's dating your dad.
9 years ago
of course , i mean who in their right mind would touch your mom
9 years ago
^Irish.
9 years ago
It's a vicious circle.
9 years ago
I touched Irish's mom....with a bat.
9 years ago
That's cruelty to bats!
9 years ago
Yeah, she's been on here for a while. No, I will not tell you her alternative screen name.
9 years ago
TokenFatChick?
9 years ago
Smerf's got the inside scoop.

*Shudder*
9 years ago
billymayshere?
9 years ago
I like the "thicker paper recommended" hahaha
9 years ago
Ooo OOOO! Jones, do me! lol.
9 years ago
Complete with Action Man eagle eyes?
9 years ago
i'd like to 'do' Typical
9 years ago
Cruel I think there is something wrong with your computer monitor or brit eyes.
9 years ago
I guess there's something wrong with Losingsluttiditty's eyes too then...coz she's seen it also.
9 years ago
Typical doesn't deserve a cut-out, she's missed several Relaxation Clinic appointments.

She's been a naughty girl and will have to be re-educated... when I eventually catch her.
9 years ago
I am sorry fugs, I will be over poste haste.

And Cruel, we all know how credible that bitch is, she would agree that the sky is green if it would mean a little attention. I saw one pic on my profile that even comes close to what your describing.
9 years ago
I would advise against that course of action Typical
9 years ago
Why would that be, cheeky? I wouldn't do anything that would leave permanent scarring.


Well, not unless she's allergic to baby oil and feathers...
9 years ago
I'm an not allergic to anything, my people were bred well.
9 years ago
I bet you're allergic to being punched in the face.
9 years ago
i don't think it is possible to have an allergic reaction to that, but I will check it out and get back to you.
9 years ago
It seems Typical has followed your example of begging to get a doll made of her, O-Rant. It was much more pathetic when you did it, though.
9 years ago
It was meant to be sarcastic. Hence the "OOOoooooo's."
9 years ago
Hmmm, a punch in the face isn't really the kind of treatment I had in mind.
9 years ago
Get someone to punch you in the face, I bet it goes all red & swells.
9 years ago
i'd like to punch Typical in the draws
9 years ago
OJ if you think that's what defines an allergic reaction, stay out of medicine.
9 years ago
Kinda like if you don't know kilos>pounds/lbs you should also steer clear of medicine.
9 years ago
When I get up in a morning, my joints ache, and I feel lethargic, and depressed. Is that a work allergy?
9 years ago
Look up sarcasm, sweetheart.
9 years ago
WHOOSH.
Typicunt-ActionManEyes>OJ.
9 years ago
/Yawn
9 years ago
Get some new material cruel. I growing bored of these tired ass worn out insults.
9 years ago
You're only NOW growing bored of them?
9 years ago
Alright. I'm sorry you're a cross-eyed cunt. Go get the surgery - say it's affecting your nursing career...that way you can probably get around it being an elective.
9 years ago
I like how you got her ugly ass nose just right.
9 years ago
Actually it needs to be bigger. Not quite Italian enough
9 years ago
Don't blame Italian genetics...I'm significantly Italian too.
I must confess to not having had dealings with you. You didn't seriously get 'run off the site' by that used walrus tampon dik, did you?
9 years ago
It's not just your nose, you're what we Brits would call 'a big unit'.
9 years ago
Us Danes would probably call her 'a huge bitch'.
9 years ago
No, it was me who ran her off. I pwnd so often, she was like my door mat.
9 years ago
I'm confused as to how this 'running off' thing can occur. I mean, your buddy dik speaks of doing it to me for months...and I'm still waiting. Will I know when I've been run off? I mean, I just need to understand this phenomenon.
Is she really like your doormat? She has Ultraman on her front, and Mothra on the reverse? That's weird.
9 years ago
I highly doubt you drove anyone off this site.

I however was credited by subvomm herself as being the driving force behind her swift exit.
9 years ago
Fuck off OJ...you couldn't drive one of those kid's pedal cars off a curb.
9 years ago
you dont pwn anybody
9 years ago
^hanky
9 years ago
Look at what you done did, Rainman yeh pesky varmint. You gone un killed a thread again.
RIP potentially-funny thread.
9 years ago
0=Rant = Egotistical bag of shit

Frieshit = Dumb guy everyone feels sorry for
9 years ago
She said so herself...

Pwn3d!
9 years ago
Well, looking on the bright side of things, she was actually pretty easy to pwn, so it could be fun.
9 years ago
Her comebacks consist entirely of complaints that your joke wasn't funny or original.
9 years ago
I'm not egotistical, I'm just superior.
9 years ago
You're just jealous that you can't be me too.

There is only one of me & that is me.
9 years ago
Well, 0=Rant, for starters, why should I trust your account of history? I have no firsthand knowledge of that. Secondly, I was the main antagonist before Vicstink slithered off to less flamey environs. Therefore, I will take the credit.
9 years ago
Fine, but in the case of subvomm, she repeatedly complained about how 'nasty' I was to her & then fucked off.

I'm taking the credit for that fat ugly whore.
9 years ago
for people really fell sorry for me ?
9 years ago
Since when is human horseshit superior to anything.
OJ. You're an insecure, northern shitbox who strives desperately for recognition and/or acceptance on a nauseating, daily basis.
You swing from camp to camp like a homosexual, banana-starved primate...desperately waiting for a fitting and compliant posse to align with.
You're more hormonal than the entire annual Miss Universe contestant list, and you talk more crap than Flava Flave with his asshole and mouth switched over.
9 years ago
*do
9 years ago
Oh sorry, I thought you said I have first hank knowledge of that".

I didn't just skimmed it & missed the "no".

I'm still taking credit, if you were there or not.
9 years ago
People always pity retards.
9 years ago
^for fuck sake!

Note to self: If you change a sentence, delete the old one properly.
9 years ago
Pwn3d!
9 years ago
"You swing from camp to camp like a homosexual, banana-starved primate..."

Hahahahaa!
9 years ago
OJ? You fucking failure.
9 years ago
Cruel, that is the biggest load of psychological projection I have ever seen

If I wanted acceptance I wouldn't bother arguing with people like Hank, Irish, JamesT etc etc.

You liked me then hated me, you hated Hank then liked Hank. You're the flip-flopper, your the one who keeps jumping camp & you're the one striving for acceptance, recognition & whatever other bile you just ranted on about.

STOP PROJECTING YOURSELF ONTO ME, YOU NUTTER!
9 years ago
You really are creepy.

Is that why you don't work? You're registered mentally disabled.

Are you bipolar?
9 years ago
You argue with Hank et al, precisely because you seek that acceptance. Me? I don't give a fuck. If people like me here? I don't give a fuck. If they see my wit? Great. If they choose to ignore it? They're weak. If they choose to challenge it? They'll lose.
Only person who has ever pwned me here is yak - since he can pwn anyone at will...with a simple thwack of his banhammer.
9 years ago
^ & I'm supposedly the egotistical one?

You claim that I argue 'cause I want acceptance, yet you do it....why?


You'll suck dick for an alliance Cruel. You & Hank need each other now 'cause you have both outed yourselves as idiotic faggots.
9 years ago
Oh good one OJ. If all else fails...try calling me creepy. Wow. That's quite an honorific epithet around here. Thanks!
No. I'm actually pretty normal...and I never said 'I don't work'. I said I wasn't working at one particular time...and my legal career won't be happening now...since I cancelled it when I moved to America, and now I'm just too old and can't be assed.
9 years ago
0=Rant, you are the one that projects, little girl. Consistently, the things you call me apply perfectly to yourself.
9 years ago
Cruel, you have no job, an unstable whore of a girlfriend, you're in your 30s...

You need keep saying how witty you think you are, how independent you are & how you'll always win. That is because you have noone to independently validate you, so you do it yourself. That isn't what you are, it is what you'd like to be & like people to see you as being.

You're a loser.
9 years ago
Actually, I think a lot of people here outed themselves as many things recently. Sad and pathetic mainly. In a world where 'idiotic' means 'too witty for you to handle', then I guess you're right OJ-WikiMC.
9 years ago
Cruel, you egomaniac. Stfu with that dumb shit. I have definitely pwnd you a few times.
9 years ago
Egotistical:

"If they see my wit? Great. If they choose to ignore it? They're weak. If they choose to challenge it? They'll lose."

"You're an insecure, northern shitbox who strives desperately for recognition and/or acceptance on a nauseating, daily basis.
You swing from camp to camp like a homosexual, banana-starved primate...desperately waiting for a fitting and compliant posse to align with"

^ That is Cruel 100%.
9 years ago
You tried to suck my e-dick, & after I just made fun of you, you buddied up with hank 'cause you saw him as the next person who could be you papa.
9 years ago
I think 0=Rant's arguments, like all his commentary, are strictly for himself. He loves the smell of his own shit so much. It's all actually a monologue he carries on with himself.
9 years ago
Is that because you haven't been arguing with me, Hank?
9 years ago
Make sense much?
9 years ago
Anything you know/think you know about me...is stuff I have freely shared here. Wanna know why? Coz I don't give a fuck.
I've had a great life up to now...lots of disappointments, but way more fucking awesome times. I've lived, loved, fucked, drank, smoked, fought, bought, sold, smiled, cried, laughed, shouted, bled, caused bleeding...more in my 32 years than most will ever do in 100. I cannot complain at all. If I died tomorrow...I've done what most people are too afraid to do, and I've pretty much left no stone unturned.
What you got OJ? A shitty 2:1 from some 10th-rate uni, no life skills/experiences, no woman, no sex (other than from drunk, unsuspecting retards), and a receding hairline.
Hmmm...look up the word LOSER on Wiki...and see that your name IS mentioned.
9 years ago
OJ. I've neevr tried to suck anything of yours...not even that cute lil lollipop you carry around with you and your pigtails. YOU, my lil northern stink-skank are the one who has said many times how YOU like ME/have liked me/find my comments valuable here.
Wake the fuck up.
9 years ago
*Off goes OJ to provide links from 6 months ago where I've said he looks 'pretty normal' compared to most people here...and how I think he's pretty intelligent*
9 years ago
I have a good degree from any viewpoint, I work from home & earm good money. I live with my friends & always have friends coming over. I'm single & choose to be so 'cause I enjoy going out & doing what I want with whom I want. Skills & experience? I spent thousands before & during university travelling to different countries. The hairline, I'll let you have that one.

I'm 23 & have 10 more years before I'm your age, my life is brilliant.

Way to fail, gyro man.
9 years ago
haha I do have a lilipop, I got that earlier when I went to see my nephew.

Cheers for reminding me.

*goes to check coat pocket*
9 years ago
& you're claiming I suck upto you now??

HA HA HA
9 years ago
CruelHM says:
*I've said he looks 'pretty normal' compared to most people here...and how I think he's pretty intelligent*
9 years ago
I have powers, see lil boy?
For someone with so many friends...you sure spend too much time here...and too late also. And, I've seen the quality of your female conquests...bravo.
Also, you have no basic math skills. I'm 32. Try again.
9 years ago
I know, as soon as this contract is over I'm looking into going to HSBC as a financial advisor. Working from home allows me to work when I want, so long as I get the work done.

When I work, I'm at my computer. When I'm at my computer, I Mucho.

I get paid to do this.
9 years ago
Great. I'm sure you'll add to the market and financial crash with your excellent math skills.
9 years ago
Can't do any worse than the CEOs did, now can I?

Apparently, they say that there will never be world peace because the dominant countries will never trust one another. Their will always be the issue of personal security & nations will sign treaties & promote cooperation, but they will always be prepared to go to war with one another.

Interesting.
9 years ago
There*

Piss off
9 years ago
Yes but you also get paid to do your work right? When is your contract up Oranj
9 years ago
Well. That really was an excellent digression, I must say.
9 years ago
Just read my book when it's published. It contains all the answers to your theorisations and confusions.
9 years ago
Derk, I just said I have to get the work done at my own pace & I have been out almost all day today.

My contract is up in 6 weeks.
9 years ago
Right now I'm making the parameters for a press release. I don't have all the information yet, but I need to have it ready to update & send out tomorrow.

P.S. Don't believe what you read in the papers, argumentative cunts like me get statistics before you do.
9 years ago
ah, I've got a cousin who's his own financial broker I guess you can say..he's fucking swamped all the time..how do you manage?
9 years ago
I'm not a financial broker. Right now I'm working in PR.

I get to take information, pick out who I like, disregard what I don't & apply it all as I feel it best represents my desired outcome.

It's awesome.
9 years ago
no sex (other than from drunk, unsuspecting retards) --- Cruel, haha. That fuckin cut deep.
9 years ago
I'm done now & since it appears that me & Cruel are done fighting, I'm gonna watch a film. I'll check this thread before I sleep...
9 years ago
Check yoself before you break yoself, nigga.
I'm going bed.
9 years ago
Quite nice of you Oranje, yeah it sounds like you've got a pretty awesome job. I guess your services are in demand..I hope I'm able to pick and choose when I'm finished Uni..wait so you get to twist their finances the way you want??
9 years ago
Since I don't want to read all of that, I'm just going to start from somewhere in the middle. CruelHoMo's motivation in life is to try to prove to everyone else that he is somehow better than them. Theories for why this is abound, but the commonly accepted one is that he's a loser who has been made fun of for far too long, but has discovered the internet as a way to convince others that he is indeed "cool, smart and knowledgeable", completely missing the fact that he's an asshole that no one likes.

This run-on sentence created by Smerf, and was provided for by a contribution from... oh, fuck off!
9 years ago
Smerf, your short comments are almost never worth reading. How many people you think are gonna bother with that?
9 years ago
hi
9 years ago
skulk, are you really a little old bald dude?
9 years ago
smerf? You seriously are dumb and ineffectual...even when you're trying to jump on a bandwagon.
At least OJ tried...and doesn't have ginger nuts and a freckly, repulsive body.
Whadsamatter carrot-top? You been feeling left-out and insignificant again? Not my fault your family have no faith in you or your abilities...and so took the very smart choice to not support whatever the fuck academic endeavours you think you are involved in.
I just take little joy in flaming you. You don't have a thing going for you.
9 years ago
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