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Lawnmower DUI

1rish1 on the weekend

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by toolman961

submitted February 25th 2009

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I know a guy who got a DUI for cutting his own grass on a riding mower.
9 years ago
u mean while cutting is own grass? i don't think he got a dui for cutting his own grass.
9 years ago
how is that illegal irish?..in canada you can't get an impaired doing anything on your own property
9 years ago
Well that's what happen when you're speeding
9 years ago
Yeah, his own grass. It doesn't matter if its private property or not he was still operating a motor vehicle while impared. He was actually drinking the beer while mowing, a cop was driving down the street, pulled over in front of his house, got out to talk to him, and then arrested him. He told me that he was pretty hammered.
9 years ago
you said "he got a dui for cutting his own grass" I don't think he got the dui for cutting the grass I think he got the dui for being drunk while cutting his grass. Either way that's dumb how do you get a dui on private property?
9 years ago
I thought that the implication was clear. Sorry, I confused you.
9 years ago
glad that sort of bullshit doesnt happen here in the UK
9 years ago
bullshit happens everywhere
9 years ago
Marc Ryan is great a real redneck comedian, not that fake ass larry the cable guy. The first lawnmower DUI skit was better then this one, he throws down the beer can then stands up and pees right there off the lawnmower.
9 years ago
I think I've seen that one.
9 years ago
pour it out? more like run and drink
9 years ago
I would like to have seen a Pit maneuver.
9 years ago
"Ah think ah crapped muh pants!" +1 team shit?
9 years ago
LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
9 years ago
Stupid redneck. They're useless as fuck but this was funny as shit! LMAO.
9 years ago
If they are "funny as hell" then they are not useless; they make excellent entertainment. Something those of use who have to live among them have know our whole lives.
9 years ago
ive done this before but never got stopped. this thing had a turbo button that made it go about 2mph faster
9 years ago
HIT THE TURBO!!!!
9 years ago
funny ..i've seen quite a few lawnmower dui's that are real...it's a phenomenon
9 years ago
chevy chase comes to mind
9 years ago
oops i think that was a golf cart
9 years ago
Nice, a police cruiser that plays techno music
9 years ago
That redneck needed tazing. What a dumbass. I got a dui years ago and I didn't say anything to the cop and I took my medicine.
9 years ago
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