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Dog pus

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by Jones

submitted February 24th 2009

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Dog pus
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poor thing it should really be put out of its misery
9 years ago
i agree, take jones out the barn, i'll be right there....
*loads shotgun*
9 years ago
You guys are fucking stupid. Have you not seen all these fucking vet shows on tv these days. Somebody finds a duckling with a broken wing, they will spend thousands and thousands of dollars on fixing it and caring for it indefinitely, if necessary. All this dog needs is to get put into a warm, clean, loving environment, his wound cleaned out and sewn up, get some anti-biotics in his system and he'll be good as new.
9 years ago
he'll look pretty cool with an eyepatch too
9 years ago
Of course, if it was my dog I'd have him fixed up all nice and healthy, but instead of having his eye sewn shut, I'd have a little metal snap put on and I'd use his eye socket as a coin purse.

Imagine how much pussy that would get me.
9 years ago
i'd put a laser in it.
9 years ago
i knew a guy who had a poodle and for some reason his eye died or whatever..i can't remember all the details but..the fucking thing was a horror show to look at...he told me the reasons he never had the dog's eye removed was because it was old anyway and it cost 500 dollars
9 years ago
it was upsetting as fuck to look at..all misshapen and yukky
9 years ago
Vet care ain't fucking free. That's for damn sure.
9 years ago
God. Stfu. You are so predictable. Wow, you're an animal lover, but couldn't give a fuck about kids. We get it already.
9 years ago
cost 700 dollars for me to get stan's teeth fixed last year
9 years ago
700? Just to have his remaining teeth removed, so he can suck you off better? Wow.
9 years ago
Cruel, you're the most predictable person here. You show up make some lame attempt at flaming someone, get pwned, and slink away until the next day. Just do us all a favor and shut up for a bit. You are getting a bit tiresome.
9 years ago
Yeahhh. Stfu okay Rish. YOU calling someone else predicatble...that is nearly as funny as you calling someone gay.
9 years ago
That retort is getting a bit old.
9 years ago
And so true.
9 years ago
you 2 should go buttfuck each other
9 years ago
You would be so jealous if we did.
9 years ago
Keep me out of your gay fantasies.
9 years ago
Says the person who's apparently obsessed with gays, huh.
9 years ago
cruel is only obsessed by the depiction of pre-pubescent boys in an overtly gay... (or at least sexually suggestive) context...
he cannot help himself
he does not know that he is "sick"
he does not merit ridicule or anger...
only pity
9 years ago
Fuck you, Whunu!@
9 years ago
you 2 are tyalking again? what happened to backstabbing centipede, nsync fag, you will die real soon, etc
9 years ago
My dog got attacked by two Pitbulls yesterday and had to have her stomach sewn back together :(
9 years ago
Sorry urkel.
9 years ago
we have the same issue with pitbulls here...always roaming around alone..usually it's because kids get pitbulls because they think they're cool but they can't look after them
..glad your dog is ok
9 years ago
In all fairness, we have a pitbull at work that is a sweetheart, once she's comfortable around you. Remember that we keep her as a yard dog.
9 years ago
The owners (or their parents) should be seriously punished. People that don't fulfil their responsibilities as a dog owner are really fucking low.
9 years ago
Wow, Mako, that really was fair of you.
9 years ago
If the dog was an innocent child, dik wouldn't be saying a darn thing. Bag of puke.
9 years ago
+1 team puke
9 years ago
Were having the same problem of here with those dogs. They're actually illegal but the little chavs keep that as status dogs. The have 'chain fights', which basically means they keep them on the lead as they make them fight. It gets worse, 'cause they generally live on big council estates, they have been known to put two dogs into a lift on the top floor, send it to the bottom & see which one is alive when it gets there.

9 years ago
Dogs aren't the problem, it is the sole responsibility of the owners. Owners should only get dogs which they are able to control. Big powerful dogs with dominant personalities are not for the first time dog owners, for example rottweilers. I have one & she is the best behaved dog I have ever seen but a first timer would have problems with a dog like her 'cause they are so eager to be the pack leader.

I'd fully support bring back the dog licence.
9 years ago
^Keeps a rot as a status dog.
9 years ago
^Doesn't know anything about rotteilers.
9 years ago
^Keeps a rot as a status dog.
9 years ago
Whatever anti-Einstein.
9 years ago
Keeping a big, tough dog as a status symbol is really pathetic, O-Rant. Can't escape your chavvy roots, is it? What council estate did you grow up on?
9 years ago
I noticed Oranje was sporting the trademark Euro trash tracksuit in that one picture of him holding that ugly little baby. I think he must really be a chav.
9 years ago
hahaha

You think you're so clever when it comes to poetry & how deep & meaningful it can be, but as soon as it comes to a dog all you see is its size. What an ignorant naive little man you must be.

HankNaiveSpammyChinaski

& Hanks Poodle, sorry 'Irish', I still have that jacket. In fact, I'm wearing it now & some jogging bottoms too. I'll be popping it in the locker for a few hours at the gym, & then I'll be wearing it home again too.
9 years ago
I have had 3 dogs. A Labrador that wouldn't stop chewing shit so my parents gave her away. Then a Labrador crossed with a spaniel who died when she was 12. We had a family friend who had rottweilers his entire live. They had the best temperament, incredibly smart, uber loyal & made fantastic family pets so that is what we got next.

"Arggggh big dog BIG DOG, scary" <-Hank
9 years ago
You said 'uber'. That's definitely an auto-fail.
And Rish is dik's poodle not Hank's...get it right, McRaggy.
9 years ago
Get back in your basket.
9 years ago
You're jealous of Irish being Hank's poodle, we know. The effort you are making to replace him has been noted though, A for effort.
9 years ago
...said OJ to his box of supersized Tampax.
9 years ago
No, Cruel is Hanks bitch.
9 years ago
You never say anything true. ^
9 years ago
Haha, you can take the chav out of the council estate, but you can't take the council estate out of the chav.
9 years ago
You're scraping the bottom of the barrel now, Hank.

Your insults were never good, but damn, you're just failing now.
9 years ago
O-Rang is a chav!

ooooh PWNED!!

hahaha loser
9 years ago
Oh, was that a pwning? Thanks for letting me know. I never know these days. Anyways, I'm just pointing out your obvious insecurities caused by your low-class upbringing. How many hours did you spend trying to change your accent so people wouldn't think you are who you really are?

(Getting a status symbol dog kind of ruins all that hard work though, doesn't it?)
9 years ago
Everything
__________
/Hanks Head\

9 years ago
Haha, we both know that's not the case.
9 years ago
All pit bulls should be destroyed. Period. No moreof those dogs, no more of their problems. Simple. Or is it?
9 years ago
I think the stupid people who allow toddlers to stroll around a dog of ANY kind unsupervised should be destroyed. That shit has happened too many times with horrific outcomes. Dogs can be jealous little cunts, and I always cringe when I see kids around dogs.
9 years ago
Gotta admit, I used to see a little girl 'round these parts walking a 150lb Rottie on her own. wtf chance has she got if it decides to kick off?
9 years ago
hahaha

As far as that dog is concerned, that girl is family. If it is a well trained family pet it wouldn't just 'kick off'. If someone decided to do something to harm the girl, them it wouldn't be 'kicking off' it would be 'defending its family'.

However, if it was a guard dog, then it is a different story. Those things are trained to be aggressive.
9 years ago
Contrary to the completely unfounded shit you currently choose to believe, rottweilers are very intelligent, highly trainable & are not prone to violence.

Not only are they used by the police & they are also used for search and rescue and something you won't know about.

When you think of dogs helping blind people, you probably think labrador, but guess what, rottweilers are commonly used too.

Para, I always thought you were intelligent, why are you taking your view of dogs from The Sun?
9 years ago
According to the FCI Standard, the typical Rottweiler is "good natured, placid in basic disposition and fond of children, very devoted, obedient, biddable and eager to work. His appearance is natural and rustic, his behaviour self assured, steady and fearless. He reacts to his surroundings with great alertness."

The Intelligence of Dogs is a book on dog intelligence by Stanley Coren, a professor of psychology at the University of British Columbia in Vancouver. Brightest Dogs:

Understanding of New Commands:
Fewer than 5 repetitions.
Obey First Command: 95% of the time or better.
1. Border Collie
2. Poodle
3. German Shepherd
4. Golden Retriever
5. Doberman Pinscher
6. Shetland Sheepdog
7. Labrador Retriever
8. Papillon
9. Rottweiler
10. Australian Cattle Dog

pwn3d pwn3d & pwn3d!
9 years ago
+1 team Jones!
...no bichon friese?
9 years ago
Average Working/Obedience Intelligence

Understanding of New Commands:
25 to 40 repetitions.
Obey First Command:
50% of the time or better.
.
.
.
.
45. Bichon Frise
9 years ago
Comparatively, pretty stupid.
9 years ago
Who are you pwning, O-ring? Looks to me like you are talking to yourself.
9 years ago
hibbing?
are you at least part finn?
that would explain some of your "grouchy-old-bastardness"
9 years ago
Who me? No, Duluth. English, Irish, and German.
9 years ago
Duluth...
interesting place - in some ways, almost more like a Northern European city than an american midwest town...
OJ might actually fit in there...
9 years ago
I had a German Shepherd that was really sweet but if you so much as raised your voice around family then she would become aggressive.
9 years ago
O=Rang should stay out of my hometown. He's not welcome. I'll put the tribe on alert.
9 years ago
^she would only get aggressive when you ran out of peanut butter..
9 years ago
I have a beagle that wags his tail at anything that moves.
9 years ago
aggressive? how so, irish?
you mean - if NON family raised their voice?
9 years ago
Ahhh, yes, dog story time:

My brother owned a pitbull that was pretty much psychotic (its mother was given crystal meth while pregnant). FYI, even if it's still a puppy, don't buy a dog from a crack dealer.

My cousin's pitbulls, 65 lbs and 100 lbs, however, are the sweetest dogs ever.

My aunt's old German Shepard (120 lbs) was never trained to be a guard dog in any way, but if someone was at the door and you didn't want them there, his head went down and ears back. If that didn't work, he's start growling, which usually did the trick.

My dog is generally described as the cutest dog ever, and has shown signs of being both very intelligent and incredibly dumb (incidentally, I now know how much a new cover for a spa costs). He's a purebred, 100% American mutt.
9 years ago
Oh yeah, and my friend's rottweiler was also a sweet dog
9 years ago
Yes, nonfamily, growling and showing of teeth.
9 years ago
rottweilers are great dogs... mine is a saint really. the smooth fox terrier not so much hes fucking crazy, a great dog too though
9 years ago
Fuck you whunu, you moron.

Obey First Command: 95% of the time or better.

As in 96%, 97%, 98%, 99% or 100%

All being BETTER than 95%.

Fuck me you're too stupid to be alive.
9 years ago
On a more serious not...where's this fucking triple-post clanger that para supposedly dropped? I see it in recent comments...but not here? Wtf? A triple-post would be special. Matrix? Meet glitch.
9 years ago
lmao@not.
9 years ago
I doubt he triple posted.

I'm guessing he pressed post, refreshed the page, saw it wasn't there & tried again.

After his 3rd attempt he gave up. It isn't his fault, the comments are fucked. It's been happening to me too.
9 years ago
WTF is this...I hope the "owner" was drawn and quartered.
9 years ago
i very much aggree with you on that one
9 years ago
i hate to see animals like this =(
9 years ago
i have a feeling that this is a homeless dog that got in a fight with another animal... not sure why everyone is assuming some person 'owns' it... nature happens, even to doggies
9 years ago
You make a lot of assumptions there.
9 years ago
everyone else is assuming it's animal abuse at the hands of a person... why would that be the first conclusion?
9 years ago
It's usually correct.
9 years ago
Not everyone else assumed that. If you went to the bottom of the thread, you would see that I pointed out that possibility that it might not have been abuse quite a few hours before you did, Deja.
9 years ago
Independent discoveries, I'll be Darwin and you can be Wallace.
9 years ago
lately, i haven't really bothered to read any of the comments... seems it's mostly bickering between you (hank) and everyone else, so not really worth my time
9 years ago
Not worth my time either, but people keep following me around.
9 years ago
i dont follow you around
9 years ago
Pus == funny.
This == not funny.
9 years ago
I'm not laughing either.
9 years ago
i am
9 years ago
only because I told you a gay joke
9 years ago
At least he still has his nuts. I always check if a dog still has his goodies.
9 years ago
So you can plop them into your mouth?
9 years ago
WHACK!
9 years ago
LOL
9 years ago
yo
9 years ago
Seriously, Deja, why would you even post this?
9 years ago
There's been a lot worse shit on this site.
9 years ago
So?
9 years ago
So stfu, crybaby.
9 years ago
seeing another human beat to death with a wine bottle is one thing man but an animal cant defend itself to cruelty of this nature.
For once i do have to agree with 1rish1 on this
9 years ago
Ummm, CockNinja, we've have had dismembered children on here. Do you think a fucking dog with a missing eye trumps that on the suffering scale? Typical reaction, "Coochie coochie coo. That's a good baby. Hee hee. Look, he smiled at me. Who's my big boy?" etc...

P.s. STFU, Your opinion means nothing to anyone here.
9 years ago
I think the over-defense of animals, and the sick comments about humans here...especially children...is fucking retarded...and dare I say it? HYPOCRITICAL.
9 years ago
We all have our weak points. Mine's racism, Dik's is animals, yours is kids. Let it go, dude, and stop following Dik around like a nigger baby and his mutilated puppy begging to suck my dick.

NOBODY GETS BETWEEN ME AND MY NIGGER BABY BLOWJOBS!!!!
9 years ago
hehe
9 years ago
i hate nigger babies
9 years ago
*Sarcastic golf claps*
Very well said Hank. How fucking weak, dude. I didn't know flip-flopping could be a career. Maybe you should look around the threads more often, and you'd see dikless is MY stalker...not the other way around. Fucking weak shit, dude. Plus, don't confuse the issues. I haven't supported you/complimented you any more than you have me...don't be such a sheep.
9 years ago
What are you fucking mumbling about, shit-for-brains? Nothing is sacred here is what I was saying. You couldn't get that?

The stalking goes both ways with you two. I've seen such within the last 5 minutes.

What issues, support, compliments? What does that shit (whatever it's supposed to refer to) have anything to do with what I said?
9 years ago
i'm actually cracking up..i think you broke his heart
9 years ago
and i have not responded to him once
9 years ago
No. Your heart is the one that's been broken...for weeks now, remember? You did it to yourself though.
I already cracked the joke that Hank broke my heart about a week ago when he said 'stfu'.
Another impressive FAIL/selfpwn there dikrot.
9 years ago
...btw, who is gonna be your new defender, dear dikky in distress. Maybe Rish would be the natural choice. Try not to get him banned too okay?
9 years ago
I'm not the sheep shearer.
I'm the sheep shearer's mate.
I only fuck the sheep
when the sheep shearer's late.

Ya see, dude. I just want to have fun here, for the most part, and whoever wants to piss on my parade with their bullshit, whether it's Dik, or you, or O=rant, or Antshit, or Buttface, or who-the-fuck-ever, is gonna get told to FUCK OFF!!! YOU ARE FUCKING WITH MY VIBE.

There's no flip-flopping here, shower shoe. All can fuck off equally if they douche up my Mucho space. Comprende, amigo?
9 years ago
Cruel is definately the stalker.
9 years ago
Imagine my surprise when I read that. Imagine my surprise when I saw you couldn't even spell 'definitely'. Way to go homotard...5 words...and you still fucked up.
9 years ago
Did I just get a ticket from the spelling police?
9 years ago
Its pretty piss poor that you have to resort to that, but then again, piss poor is pretty par for the course with you.
9 years ago
That ticket goes with your many citations for public indecency...you know, lurking in alleys looking for bum cocks to suck.
9 years ago
He has like 5 lines that he keeps repeating to try and 'pwn' people. He plays grammar cop too, in the hope people don't notice he has nothing new.

...& he thinks of himself as witty; hi-lar-ious!
9 years ago
Well it doesn't compare to your multiple arrests for felonious cocksucking with attempting to swallow the evidence.
9 years ago
Spoken from experience I see.
9 years ago
haha irish
9 years ago
im positive hank has mental issues... btw: the hank,dik,cruel soap; seriously, what a bunch of lame schoolgirl bitches. embarassing shit, the 3 of you should fucking leave the site
9 years ago
people fucked up=don't care.
lil puppies=an outrage.
you thinking of a cute comeback with the '=' sign in there=fag
9 years ago
>crueHM
9 years ago
Looks like a noob reply fail violation there, but he has a point.
9 years ago
About fags using the = sign?
9 years ago
i wish there was an onomatopoeic phrasing for the hand gesture and sound people make when something goes over someones head....
9 years ago
i would have used it twice on this post alone
9 years ago
Never utter my name.
The sound is the same sound your mother makes when I fuck her raw on your broken bed, while you're out shopping for new build-your-own rockets.
*Pwah-boing-pwah-boing-pwah-twowahwahw-SWIIOOOSH!*
9 years ago
Are you trying to imply that something went over my head in this thread, Metalface? It does happen from time to time, but I don't think so in this case.
9 years ago
No Hank...I don't think so. I think OJ stating that about you has now sent you into a subconscious spiral, and you're gonna pounce on any comment that might seem to imply it.
Actually, if you have to ask MetalNoobDisgrace chances are something has gone over someone's head at some point here.
9 years ago
Everything
__________
/Hanks Head\
9 years ago
Wouldn't 'whoosh' suffice, Metal?
9 years ago
Everything => Oranje's ass.
9 years ago
haha, whoosh on cruel too...
p.s. thanks bellum
9 years ago
stfu jerk i was gonna say that.. he is right though, i was talking about faux-cruel
9 years ago
time to take ol yeller out back son.
9 years ago
Aww poor doggie. How terrible some people are......Hey, is that a lottery ticket by his tail there?
9 years ago
"A loose lottery ticket was exactly what Patches was keeping an eye out for."
9 years ago
it'd be funny to see a kid with his eye poked out hahahaha...bleeding like a dick...hahaha
9 years ago
fapfapfap
9 years ago
"bleeding" like a dick? I think you're doing it wrong.
9 years ago
He's never done it right.
9 years ago
so who's following who? i'm following who? tell me hypocrite
9 years ago
Cry a little louder.
9 years ago
Shut your shit-eating mouth, you fucking stinking, drooling mongoloid.
9 years ago
that was a little bit funny from whunu
9 years ago
:*(
9 years ago
No, it's ;(
9 years ago
or :'(
9 years ago
Those sick fucks.
9 years ago
Who? Maybe it was just an accident or something. Everybody just assumes it was human abuse w/o knowing anything at all.
9 years ago
yet another dog, this fuck up the site. I don´t come here to feel sorry, even if I did it wouldn't compensate the guilt I owe for the urge to see and laugh at other people miserable. There´s has never been justice in the world and so it continues, but I guess if you choose the ant life you can live by your truth nature and become what you are. I have respect for that and I wish I could pretend and live the happy life and die in pain and frustration with only my regret and will to live left.
9 years ago
What a fucking drama queen. ^
Dude, when you finally do whatever it is you are gonna do...and the trail inevitably touches on this site at some point...I'd like to just point out - you are NOTHING to do with me.
(yak...you may want to clarify that too).
Call it a vision...but I'm sure you're gonna be on the news one day...and for all the wrong reasons.
9 years ago
you describe a prediction not an vision, maybe I will maybe I will not. I don´t like publicity and I know should shut up with my "disturbing" talk about my point of view about things, but I don´t .

I'm young and I will probably learn to be quite in time, but im very interest in others people life and its hard to understand you people with your conflicted mind , thinking logical and still can feel love and other feelings, which are not logical and therefor you always seem to have some sort of duo-moral . It doesn't make sense, its just very very interesting.
9 years ago
you describe a prediction not an vision, maybe I will maybe I will not. I don´t like publicity and I know should shut up with my "disturbing" talk about my point of view about things, but I don´t .

I'm young and I will probably learn to be quite in time, but im very interest in others people life and its hard to understand you people with your conflicted mind , thinking logical and still can feel love and other feelings, which are not logical and therefor you always seem to have some sort of duo-moral . It doesn't make sense, its just very very interesting.
9 years ago
Okay, but did you really have to double-post that?
9 years ago
And no...it seriously was a vision. To make a prediction you are gonna do something extreme based on your comments wouldn't be very hard to do.
9 years ago
easy happens when the server is placed in a 3rd world country.


what kind of information do you base your vision and statement on?
9 years ago
I have a sixth-sense shall we say. You cannot resolve your mental issues, obviously. But, that's not others' fault. Finalize yourself if you think that will help, coward...but don't selfishly bring pain to others, just to see if it might make your demons go away/greater demons take their place. To be you is easy. To try to be 'regular' is harder than any struggle you think you have...fucking drama queen.
9 years ago
thats great, maybe you can vision the next winning numbers for the lottery to me ? Well its hard for me to motivate myself to become as stupid as you. Relearn old feelings as boredom,loneliness and such doesn't sounds all through fun . Thats an interesting anecdote you tell , im suppose you eat food, therefor you consume life to continues yours. Then you probably say thats okey and eat vegetables is not cruel because they are consider to be "useless" , thats pretty selfish i think . If i would bring pain to others it would be for amusement,food or anything like that, not get away demons (which i dont even have) . I dont want to be regular , its doesnt look so fun.
9 years ago
its not easier to become me then regular, its my nature not yours
9 years ago
So Planty, how are those depression medications working out for you?

And, how did you get out of the hospital?
9 years ago
He talked the guard to sleep then snuck out. Jesus, what a boring baby.
9 years ago
the "swedish psycho?/ mucho made me do it" google search awaits thee
9 years ago
I don´t take any medication. I was released from hospital , why would I break out when I choose to be there in first place? I enjoyed to be there and listen to the dark minds of others. By the way it paid off to be there, the girl I gave up my freedom for like me a lot. Unfortunately my try to love doesn't work out well anymore, I don't feel like I did before. Maybe I can never learn to love....poor plantpoop!
9 years ago
I don´t take any medication. I was released from hospital , why would I break out when I choose to be there in first place? I enjoyed to be there and listen to the dark minds of others. By the way it paid off to be there, the girl I gave up my freedom for like me a lot. Unfortunately my try to love doesn't work out well anymore, I don't feel like I did before. Maybe I can never learn to love....poor plantpoop!
9 years ago
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