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hometoys

sounds useful

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by jsloan10

submitted February 22nd 2009

18 comments
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comments (18)
why does the guy have a lemon wedge on his work bench?
8 years ago
Because when you rub it on the tip of your penis; the citric acid makes it tingle.
8 years ago
Because it's a protractor, dumbass
8 years ago
I gotta get some lemons.
8 years ago
I keep my lemons in this girls stomach and then I make her masturbate with a large rod like object to keep them fresh.
8 years ago
Lemon wedges do make good protractors
8 years ago
i actually am a carpenter and use lemon wedges to triangulate measurements.
8 years ago
Really...who is going to turn a girl on with a home made sex toy. "here honey, look at this dildo I made out of used car tires, rusty soup cans and tree sap."

besides, the guy on the cover looks like he is trying to make himself some meth
8 years ago
The MacGyver of FleshLights.
8 years ago
exists only in fairy tales.
8 years ago
Some friends of mine are into bondage, I bought them a copy of this as a joke.
8 years ago
Billy Mays: Before They Were Stars
8 years ago
goat's losin it....
8 years ago
lol possum.
8 years ago
I always knew Quick N' Brite had to be something sexual. Billy you bastard you.
8 years ago
hometoys for homeboys
8 years ago
yo
8 years ago
werd
8 years ago
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