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low fat god

praise jesus

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by jsloan10

submitted February 22nd 2009

33 comments
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low fat god
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let jah be praised
8 years ago
^sinead o'connor fan?
8 years ago
nah. Peter Tosh: Legalize It.
Igziabeher my noble possum. I DO like ripped up pics of the clergy
8 years ago
^she's actually got a reggae album out there...and it actually sucks less than you'd think
8 years ago
He thinks pretty sucky.
8 years ago
it's all aboot expectations, von...
8 years ago
Expectations are always poison, possum.
8 years ago
Hang on, Sinead O'Connor has recorded a
reggae album? When? How? Why?
8 years ago
1 -couple of years ago
2- bought time in a recording studio i guess
3-she discovered that she was actually bob marley's re-incarnation
8 years ago
Fat is universal. its the ultimate constant.

you eat too much you get fat.

if only our governments were that reliable.

i dunno what im saying right now.
8 years ago
That happens to me all the time.
8 years ago
Eating won't make you happy JS.
8 years ago
Neither will not eating, so its a lose lose situation isn't it!?
8 years ago
No, no, I meant the Idonno what im sayin right now thing.
8 years ago
You can eat as much as you want. It just depends on what your eating. So VicSin next time you eat 5 Double Whoopers. Try 5 tuna sandwiches instead.
8 years ago
Thank you for the sound advice markie, now let me give you some in return. When you think you can keep running the fat jokes cause they are so funny and make you sound so cool, remember that you are just a lonely man, on a computer, making fun of someone you have never met.
8 years ago
And after you do that...try eating 5 double whoppers.
8 years ago
I wanna try to eat 5 double whoppers.

I don't think i could make it past 2 and a half, three at most.
8 years ago
vicsin, are you single?
8 years ago
Nope
8 years ago
you and apathy aren't a thing are you?
8 years ago
yeah i think they still are.
8 years ago
I actually haven't spoken to him in quite some time.
8 years ago
The foundation of Christianity can be found in Adam & Eve. You took the forbidden fruit off the tree of knowledge. You'd still be in Eden if you’d just shut the fuck up and didn't ask questions.
8 years ago
Christians are bad enough, especially the fat ones that scream about gays in the church, guess they forgot about gluttony, I'm neither a christian or a gay, but I don't understand these people that want their cake and to eat it too, oh wait, I guess that makes sense. Fattie tatties.
8 years ago
Were you fat as a child? Do you have a fat sibling that got more attention then you as a child? Did you get less food at a buffet because of a fat person in front of you? Whats your personal vendetta against fatties?
8 years ago
Oh perhaps its not a vendetta, perhaps its a secret obsession. Do you pound the pud to plumpers vongo?
8 years ago
Fat people are annoying to work with because they are slow, they are annoying to be served by because they are slow, they raise the general price of medicine in this country because they are unhealthy, the list goes on.
8 years ago
Oh you didn't answer the other question though...do you pound the pud to plumpers.
8 years ago
Jesus died for your sins--sational all-you-can-eat buffet only $6.99 (drink included)
8 years ago
I'm trying to eat my way to death.
8 years ago
they're just praying that a dairy queen opens up in their shitty little town..
8 years ago
I think I'm going to try to introduce a prayer-circle at work...
8 years ago
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