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Make a Yak!

Yielding the flag of authority and the mighty ban hammer, this figurine will keep you up at night.

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by Jones

submitted February 21st 2009

125 comments
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Make a Yak!
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comments (125)
sold.

8 years ago
lol... awesome!
8 years ago
what is it?
8 years ago
it's a cut-out of the guy who fucks your mom.
8 years ago
its a tentacle
8 years ago
I tried to get one of these at Burger King the other day, and the bitch said "All we got is Dejas and one Whunu". "FUCK WHUNI!" I said, and I've already got 2 Dejas...I WANT YAK!" While she was in back pretending to root through boxes, I hopped behind the counter and started handing out meals at the drivethrough, but off by one car.
8 years ago
my cat hates happymeals
8 years ago
So that explains why I got chicken tenders instead of my double whoppper...no wonder that broads's eyes lit up when I said I'd ass-rape hurt her if I didn't get my double whopper.
8 years ago
So when can I be expecting my free shirt yak?
8 years ago
What? You can't afford to buy one?
8 years ago
I'm a dog, I don't have money.
8 years ago
we run this site... we don't have money either :/ we don't even have shirts of our own :(
8 years ago
Sitting there all shirtless, huh..
8 years ago
^Is fapping at the thought of it
8 years ago
Day of the Tentacle is still enjoyable, I wish they still made games like that.
8 years ago
The Black King for my mucho chess set...
8 years ago
but... im the black king.
8 years ago
Cracker
8 years ago
I'm the bishop.
8 years ago
I'm one of the pwns.
8 years ago
Possum is the board.
8 years ago
bad dog
8 years ago
Morph, you're the black knight.

Tip for you: avoid the flesh-wounds.
8 years ago
A sweet addition to my cut out army.
8 years ago
Ooh..this one is gonna be a challenge it looks like.
8 years ago
Ok, not near as hard as I thought.
8 years ago
^Slow pitch..
8 years ago
Looks like an alien version of the Kool-aid man.
8 years ago
I'm still waiting...
8 years ago
for?
8 years ago
now I'M still waiting...
or am i just flashing back to the Talking Heads again?
8 years ago
he wants his own paper action figure
8 years ago
oh...
8 years ago
Nobody likes him.
8 years ago
Can we get one made of his... lady friend?
8 years ago
Oh no
8 years ago
Oh yes.
8 years ago
Agreed. Nice idea smerf.
8 years ago
I'm planning on releasing a "booster pack" to end it of, stan and such.
8 years ago
Stan gets one & I don't. I see how it is...
8 years ago
It's nothing personal, it's just that you're British.
8 years ago
You've got to include Oj's bush pig
8 years ago
Motherfuckers!
8 years ago
Stan is a more important and recognizable character around here anyway.
8 years ago
I bet he could pull better looking girls too.
8 years ago
Unfortunately, I'm associated with ugly women like smerf is associated with anything fat & you're associated with fucking men.
8 years ago
We bring it on ourselves...
8 years ago
I associate Irish with many things, but fucking men is not one of them. Sorry Oranje.
8 years ago
It is common knowledge that Irish likes the cock, where the fuck have you been?
8 years ago
Hey now, Drum is more associated with fat than I am. I've just been associated longer.
8 years ago
Hey Jones, I think you need to ones for Toolman and his wife
8 years ago
Yeah, don't leave me out.
And ya know what, 1rish1 hasn't asked me for any pictures of my stepdaughters lately. Maybe he did switch teams.
8 years ago
Or maybe he got the pictures of them.
8 years ago
that would explain those "fisting" photos from awhile back
8 years ago
no claude?
8 years ago
Yeah, I was all set for a Deja tonight...
8 years ago
I posted a Ryoga slave at 6 pm. And how would I do a deja when theres no picture of her. Toolmans wife has crossed my mind.
8 years ago
hey, jones - you have done VERY well...
just funnier than fuck
...thanks dog...
8 years ago
there's no picture of a yak either :P

sorry jones, i did mucho at like... noon today or something... give me a bit and i'll get it up
8 years ago
Thank you poss. You know, since I arrived on mucho, you've been like a father to me, a mentaly ill one even, but a father none the least.
Let's forget about this brawl of ours.
8 years ago
Alright, sounds good, was looking forward to taking a break tonight though :/
8 years ago
no breaks for you! you can have a break when i get a break from mucho (most likely sometime in june when yak and i go to nix again)
8 years ago
Aye aye miss, sacrifice for the greater good of mucho.
8 years ago
What's nix?
8 years ago
northern ink xposure... the big tattoo convention in toronto
8 years ago
So does either of you have the purple tentacle on you?
8 years ago
all the tentacles i have on me are black/white

8 years ago
nope, but you've seen yak's cthulhu... that's got tentacles... close enough?
8 years ago
Ahh.. I thought you were maybe attending a water sprite meeting together or something..
8 years ago
Cthulhu?
8 years ago
I'm too slow ._.
8 years ago
funny, dog - i always thought you predated me by at least a month or so...
regardless - you are a funny and creative lil Border Collie...and i will only bite your ass if i feel "threatened" some how :)
btw - you ARE some sort of a scandahooovian legend:
8 years ago
work it out jones.....
8 years ago
"From this experience I've found out it's easy to tell a Dane, but you can't tell them much."
8 years ago
Jones, Are you the Cubeecraft guy or are you just editing his templates? Not calling you out or anything, just curious.
8 years ago
Never mind, read the fine print. Nice edits BTW.
8 years ago
Nice
8 years ago
You know, you need to make a Typical or Dragoness now.
8 years ago
shut the fuck up you disgusting Big Surprise Bag of Tampons
8 years ago
Your just buttsore cause you won't get one!
8 years ago
well yaks cut out is a must.

and i doubt they are going to make 2 cross dressing aliens.
8 years ago
You're right about the 2 cross dressing aliens, but I might make typical and dragoness.
8 years ago
do you even know what these people look like
8 years ago
btw, lux - that is Dr Frankenfurter, right?
8 years ago
Yep! Though it could also be Micheal Jackson...
8 years ago
yak's is a lot gayer than mine
8 years ago
k.. i made one...this one doesn't bust apart when you fuck it
8 years ago
XD
8 years ago
I didn't know you were into tentacle rape.
8 years ago
it never said no
8 years ago
I acturly put a fineprint on one of the black areas saying "Do not fuck.", but I might have made the font to dark to see it.
8 years ago
*actually
8 years ago
I already knew how to make a yak.
Drink one to many beers.
8 years ago
Serious question though. What kind of paper are you printing these out on because regular printing paper just don't make it.
8 years ago
I'm using whatever kind of paper this is that my Aunt prints photos on.
8 years ago
i used some triple-weight stuff i found at hobby lobby...my HP doesnt like it, but eventually gives in and takes it...
8 years ago
^misspelled "GF"
8 years ago
It's probably your GF that made you go to the hobby lobby in the first place.
8 years ago
I admit, I go there to buy sea monkeys.
8 years ago
sea monkeys?
8 years ago
Yeah, they sell them there. And the cool tanks that have a beach theme or city theme for them to swim in.
8 years ago
I'm on my 6th generation. They breed if you keep the water just right.
8 years ago
i suddenly feel SO fucking cool, at least by comparison
8 years ago
? Sea monkeys rock! Buy you some, you'll be glad you did. Warning: they do not have nuclear families like what's depicted on the packaging.
8 years ago
But it is cool when they swim through the little plastic hoop.
8 years ago
...I really really hope he's joking
8 years ago
The longest my sea monkey lived was about a year. I can't find them in stores anymore.
8 years ago
wow... that brings back memories of me having sea monkeys.. lets just say one day a hair went in.. basically it was a sea monkey holocaust.. who knew their immune system couldn't handle a human hair in their water.

8 years ago
Mine died when I added some coffee to the water.
8 years ago
yak's story about this made me think to his stories about his sea man... hahahahahaha oh god, you guys should hear some of those stories
8 years ago
Do tell, you could write it and submit it as a picture.
8 years ago
too drunk
8 years ago
hahahaha
8 years ago
Not joking about the sea monkeys. They rule! http://www.sea-monkeys.com/ Enjoy!
8 years ago
I am going to glue yak on to one of those jack in the box antenna heads and see how fast i can get up to before he comes off....
8 years ago
Then you can glue my pubes to your face and jack off a dog to see how long before it gets off.
8 years ago
*Bark bark
8 years ago
There you go, Best-at-sucking-weiner, seems we have a volunteer.
8 years ago
all the men are at your house getting their balls and ass waxed.... cause you like the smooth!
8 years ago
That doesn't even make sense, you retard.
8 years ago
haha...the good old "you retard" come back....your such an ass that tries to cover himself with name calling...lol...
8 years ago
You are a retard. You make a retarded comment, you get called a retard. I don't make the rules.
8 years ago
And it still doesn't cover the fact that your comment didn't make any sense.
8 years ago
gotcha have em all Muchoman!
8 years ago
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