points: 16

East Coast vs. West

Tupac Chinaski vs. dik E. dik

featuredmuchoers gone wild

by ClaudeBallz

submitted February 20th 2009

511 comments
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hahaha...Claude, you are the best.
9 years ago
That is funny as hell, man

Claude, you have talent
9 years ago
So do you...that assmop Stan told me. He said you needed some real fuzzy lovin, and he was just in the right place at the right time, whilst dik was hangin from the corner of the room dressed in tight black leather and zippers.
9 years ago
Jesus christ, shut the fuck up, would you?
9 years ago
That doesn't rhyme? Kick 'im again!
Should-a been~ "Jesus christ Crue', shut the fuck up too, would you doo-doo?"...
See what I mean Hank?
No wonder all the little Muchos mistreat you?
9 years ago
i was wondering how long it would take you to tell him to shut up hank..
9 years ago
Don't wonder things about me.
9 years ago
STFU Hank. You've broken my heart telling me to shut the fuck up. You were special to me man, so special.
HAHA. You can calm down now dik...normal MS service has resumed. Bring it on, you fucking bitches!!!
9 years ago
Whatever dude. Flame dik all you want, but there is no need to rag on Jamie.
9 years ago
It was hardly a raggin. I already said yesterday I think she's okay. Anyway...I'm a happy chappy...I have my relationship back for good. Yay!!
9 years ago
(Real-life relationship that is (I can't wait for the gay comments)).
9 years ago
Good, maybe you'll chill out a bit.
9 years ago
Okay. Now get off your fuckin high horse Tonto, okay?
9 years ago
What? Are you talkimg to me?
9 years ago
Looks like it.
9 years ago
I don't get it.
9 years ago
I think he is trying to display his independence again. Lack of 'alliances' etc...?
9 years ago
I'm a soldier of fortune...I'm damn good too. Didn't you know it yet?
And stfu please OJ. I'd better start rapping...coz I don't want you to 'not dislike me'.
The new Friday 13th - brilliant in my opinion - saw it earlier. (Although I was high on Cali orange at the time). I still think it's pretty good.
9 years ago
cruel find weed!
9 years ago
AND FIRE BAD! ARRRRGGHHHH! lol
9 years ago
Yes poss. Totally okay bit of Cali orange. I smile much this weekend. Good weed, and back with the woman I love.
Fucking hell. Life can be kind sometimes.
9 years ago
Shes a whore.
9 years ago
You know her?
9 years ago
Who doesn't?
9 years ago
hahahaha
9 years ago
why the fuck did everyone i know have to be dry tonight? ive had to resort to salvia, for fucks sake. it was amusing though. i was sitting up in my seat here at the computer looking down, and it was like i was looking down onto a parking lot. my dick was the side of a car and my leg was the door opening and there was porn playing on the hood of the car. everything looked really cartoonish and fake though, like something you would see straight out of pee wee's playhouse. then i ate a fucking entire can of bloomin' onion flavored pringles. fucking drugs.
9 years ago
salvia's still legal where i live...so it must be worthless
9 years ago
No, it's not.

It's legal here too, but I don't think it should be. Weed just chills you out but salvia is fucking mental.

When I did it, the floor (blue carpet) turned to something like a mercury (silver & wavy), the bodies of my friends disapeaed leaving floating heads & the boor to the room vanished. When someone else came into the room I panicked 'cause I didn't know how they got it.
9 years ago
*disappeared
*door
*in
9 years ago
^doing salvia right now
9 years ago
I did it a couple times and freaked out when I "came back" and there was a guy in my living room that for while I couldn't recognize.
9 years ago
Try it poss, then see how worthless it is, you'll me surprised.
9 years ago
*Things To Do: find salvia dealer*
9 years ago
I still have two ounces of 20x to 60x extract left from when i used to sell it on ebay if you want to try some. it was thanks to mucho that i found out about it in jan-feb of last year. i saw the video, was psyched about it because it was legal and saw where it was being sold on ebay. bought some and then i saw how many people were selling it on there and how you could buy it in bulk for cheap and mark it up 2x-5x the cost and still sell it like hotcakes. being shown all over youtube, the news and dr phil made it even more popular. they banned it from ebay back in september though, so then i had seen sellers offering another legal drug called kratom. i had never tried it but since making money on salvia was out of the question, i thought it wouldnt hurt to check it out. i bought some, tried it out, and did it for a week straight. kratom is legal in all 50 states and its used as an alternative to opiate based painkillers. i'd compare a dose of kratom to taking a handful of lorcets. last time i checked, they were using it in rehab centers to help people get off of methadone. it tastes like eating sand though and that would be enough to turn most people off of it. i saw other people offering it in capsules for nearly twice as much, so i bought a little $25 50-600mg capsule making machine and they sold faster than i could make the pills. I went through a kilo of the powder in maybe two weeks, then i decided alright, this is a great investment. i bought 10 kilos and a larger $500 capsule making machine that filled 600-1 gram capsules the size of 9mm bullets. I had to register with the DEA to purchase the capsule machine haha. went through the 10 kilos in less than a month, but even filling 600 pills at once wasnt fast enough for me. i picked up 26 kilos and a $1400 automated capsule filling machine around this past thanksgiving. had to register with the DEA again for that third pill machine. anyways, i had 20 of 25 kilos gone by christmas but then ebay suspended my account because they found that i had an old account from like 5 years ago. if anyone wants to take over the business, let me know and we can talk.
9 years ago
Do you really think any of us are going to read that? Most of us aren't tweakers.
9 years ago
and somehow, this cool dude cant even find pot on a saturday night?
epic failure
9 years ago
you will if you want to make $6k a month tax free(ebay/paypal fees are about 15% in the end though). all it takes is a small investment and going to the post office everyday.
9 years ago
i live on the border of ohio and kentucky, its BFE here. theres only like two dealers in this whole county.
9 years ago
and by dealer, i mean the smallest small time dealers you can imagine. they never have more than an ounce at a time because they always spend their money on stupid shit or smoke their own stuff.
9 years ago
I just looked up that kratom it comes in powder form & a more 'leafy' looking form. Which did you sell?
9 years ago
I can't do it obviously, 'cause I'm English, but I'm curious.
9 years ago
^^*contacts parole ossifer, narcs on anotherday*
ha HA
9 years ago
the plain, unextracted powder is what you want. the active chemical in the leaf is absorbed much easier if its ground to a superfine powder. if you just buy the powder though, its just like eating sand and you will more than likely puke on your first spoonful. it does not mix well with any liquids and will still taste horrible, so thats why people are willing to pay 2x as much for the same thing in capsules.
9 years ago
okay, just kidding...but cool dude?you dont think you're being watched?
you dont think they've hacked your IP?
...stupid, stupid, stupid...
9 years ago
thats the best part, the law cant touch me. everything i do is completely legal. even if it was illegal, good luck, im behind seven proxies lulz.
9 years ago
^my hero
9 years ago
like i said, ive already had to register twice with the DEA to purchase the capsule filling machines. they ask what i planned on doing with the machines and i told them straight up and they didnt care because its legal. my local post office is also the local FBI building and everyone in there knows what i do.
9 years ago
show me an example, link to one on ebay or something.
9 years ago
I can see thai green/red
9 years ago
& you don't seem to be able to get it in anything like 26kg. How did you get that
9 years ago
federal prison isnt that bad, cool dude...you'll fit right in...just stay away from that one guy who keeps asking you about your bowel movements...
9 years ago
i bought my stuff outside of ebay from some distribution corporation. theres different strains(thai, malaysian, bali, red/green etc), thats just the same thing as different marijuana strains. each different one offers a different type of high. some are more stimulting, some are more relaxing, etc.
9 years ago
I'm interested in doing this in England, but I'd need to get it in bulk in order to actually make much of a profit.
9 years ago
You wanna help a brother out with a few tips..
9 years ago
I'm going to sleep now, if you want to discuss this email chod56@gmail.com

I'll get back to you tomorrow
9 years ago
I have 6 kilos left and three capsule making machines sitting idle in my basement if you'd want to get a start.
9 years ago
wow
9 years ago
I'm interested & if you email me we'll discuss it further tomorrow.
9 years ago
if anyone else out there in internet land wants to consider getting into this business, email me @ ebaysbestkratom@yahoo.com
9 years ago
and there ya go...
very good oj...
9 years ago
im going to get mucho shut down for drug activity now lulz.
9 years ago
you're funnier than i initially gave you credit for, cool dude
9 years ago
<3 you too.
9 years ago
I am intersted but there is no way I'm trusting anyone from here to get me involved in any scheme involving money or drugs legal or illegal.
9 years ago
whatever you say. just do a search on ebay for "kratom" and see how many hundreds of auctions there are selling. i understand where you are coming from, I was the same paranoid way when i first started out, but i researched everything for a few months and consulted an attorney before i started to make sure i was good. im just so open to talk about it now because my account was suspended and i just want to get rid of what i have left over and all of the equipment.
9 years ago
and if anyone didnt already read in one of my other posts, my ebay account was suspended because i already had an account from a few years back, not because i was selling that stuff.
9 years ago
You're all noobs. Salvia is shit.
9 years ago
you're just bitter because you were sold plain salvia leaf when you thought you were getting 20x extract.
9 years ago
oh fucking christ in a side-car!
9 years ago
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
9 years ago
Damn, thats pretty much what happened, in a nutshell.
9 years ago
Not really, no.
9 years ago
I feel this is a biased portrayal of the situation. Very funny, but fuck you Claude.
9 years ago
hank has issues...
ready?
9 years ago
In reality, I would kick Dik's ass. He was getting winded just from meeting the beer delivery guy at the front door, so he pays the guy an extra fiver to bring it into the couch, take one out and put in his hand.
9 years ago
HANK - shut the fuck up
and acknowledge the pwnage already...

you dont have to actually admit to it...you just have to "agree to disagree"....
9 years ago
(Hank vs. possum. Hmmmm.)
9 years ago
instituting "play dead, then bite 'em up the ass" policy...
mmmm....hanky.....
9 years ago
*february 15, 2009...
...northern lights light up the northern plains"...
fuck
...god's paintbrush....
9 years ago
possoob?? Telling hank to STFU? Don't do that.
9 years ago
Exactly, that noob is getting too big for his britches.
9 years ago
Just call him Cheech...he loves that, don't ya Cheech?
9 years ago
More like Screech.
9 years ago
You're dead to me now. But boyyyy...I sure enjoyed what we shared...you lovely lil tongue-twisting guy.
A part of me will always know Hank.
Farewell my Chin-Ass-Keep.
9 years ago
Kill the gay vibe, please.
9 years ago
Oh get real.
I'm comfortable in my sexuality thanks. I hope your comment doesn't evidence the potential manifestation of some deeply-repressed, latent, homosexual tendencies. I'm taken, bitch!
9 years ago
I am always real.
9 years ago
What, like 'real' mayonnaise?
9 years ago
Like real artificial leather.
9 years ago
is it just my computer or does cruel's avitar only show up every other comment?
9 years ago
His brain only shows up every 5th comment.
9 years ago
thats good odds that
9 years ago
Better than once every 11,000th like you, Mr HarmlessRetard.
9 years ago
Bravo!!
9 years ago
real.

9 years ago
best damn thing i've ever seen here
fact
9 years ago
*TRUE DAT*
9 years ago
Judges...

10 10 10 10 10
9 years ago
hahaha, god after what happened to me tonight, I am thankful for mucho!
9 years ago
what happend? im in the process of killing 2 6packs of beer

9 years ago
Raped?

Ha!
9 years ago
i'll drink a couple for you :P

9 years ago
no, not raped...i'm thinking either "jeffed" or "fuck, i ran out of Cheetos"
9 years ago
how the fuck did oranje post between my posts ;P

9 years ago
'cause I know the guy who runs the internet.
9 years ago
yak, some of the new porn ads are pretty hot.
9 years ago
I ran over a deer and fucked up my car, I already submitted the pics
9 years ago
"a deer? a cute lil bambi trying to get a lil drink of water?
...*calls the chimp-abuse hotline*
...and never ever gets laid by Marisa Tomei...
9 years ago
I mean I ran the fuck over it, going about 45-50 mph and the deer was probably 150 lbs and my entire front bumper and hood is all fucked up
9 years ago
been there done that drums..
ran over an already "Kilt" deer last winter, only doing 25 mph...
fucking dead doe re-aligned my Caddy's steering, to the tune of $347 american dollars
9 years ago
oh, well I'll probably have a couple thousands $$ worth of repairs, that is if they just don't go ahead and total it. My radiator is leaking, the entire front bumper would have to be replaced since it has a nice crack all the way threw it. I can see my engine from where my light was and the hood would need to be replaced, and my passenger door won't open any more
9 years ago
through*
9 years ago
Isn't there a vid on here somewhere where the deer gets hit and flies straight up, like it was in a tractor beam or something...?
9 years ago
^canadian
9 years ago
just hope the deer didn't fuck your frame up...
if it was 150 lbs it wouldnt suprise me if it did...
150lbs is a SMALL deer.......
like just a baby... normal deers are several hundred pounds...
and irish... the new ads on the display? yeah we are working with a new ad network... we will see how they do in the next few days...

9 years ago
Depends if it's a buck or a doe. 150 is pretty average for a doe. On the small side for a buck, but the big ones were once smaller, so it's nothing unusual or anything. Don't exaggerate, yak.
9 years ago
i'm not sure how i'm supposed to post those pics drumrave... i can't really make anything out, especially with the car... you could have at least used a flashlight or something for some illumination if you're going to take crappy cell phone pics in the dark :/
9 years ago
way to go drumrave
9 years ago
it might be funny just to see the shit he tried to post. I can't stand it when people post useless shit.
9 years ago
That's funny your total of 7 submissions are pretty shitty themselves. Maybe one good one.
9 years ago
Drum, you're an idiot.

& if you can't open the passenger door, frame is almost certainly fucked.
9 years ago
I bet Drum had sex with the corpse.
9 years ago
Even a dead deer would be too intimidating for Drum to get an erection.
9 years ago
*frying a venison steak*

GODDAMN IT DRUM!
9 years ago
My dad hit a deer once when I was a kid. Totaled the car. It was a tiny little Honda Civic. No hunting license, but we had it chopped up (illegaly) and ate it all winter. It was fucking great.
9 years ago
There are fucking zillions of deer in Minnesota. My little brother gets one every fall. Lucky bastard.
9 years ago
It was a white tail doe, and they don't get very big in Jax, and deja I submitted a new pic that you can actually see it. Also the car won't turn, so I think the frame and te drive shaft both maybe fcked up
9 years ago
Yeah ok, your deer crashing drama isn't interesting anymore. Go back to stfuing.
9 years ago
I've always wondered, is it illegal to eat a roadkill deer? if so, why?
9 years ago
I don't think it is illegal to eat roadkill, but my dad had killed the deer and didn't have a hunting license, so I think it's a bit of a grey area.
9 years ago
My grandfather always had venison on the table for the holidays...very tasty...my dad provided duck or goose...my job was always cleaning the birds
9 years ago
My job was to get on the counter as many times as possible before getting kicked in the face.
9 years ago
I've only cleaned fish. It bothers me. I want to learn how to clean fowl and game.
9 years ago
Is it true that in America, if you hit a dear you have to leave it, but the person behind you can pick it up?

I'd just pick it up myself, that's a lot of free meat.
9 years ago
*deer
9 years ago
I was thinking of moving to Northern Minnosta for a few years.

I rag on America a lot, I know, I know. Still considering it though.
9 years ago
*Minnesota

(Not havin' much luck with the spelling lately)
9 years ago
"It is illegal to claim a deer carcass without a permit. If you do take the carcass, you must report the accident to the authorities. You can ask a law enforcement officer for a permit to keep a deer carcass. You can eat the deer yourself, or you can donate the meat to charity. Make the best out of a terrible situation."
9 years ago
Northern Minnesota is great. Duluth is a very nice small city.
9 years ago
Aren't you going into the army, though, Oranje?
9 years ago
I have been seriously reconsidering that career path. I'm currently working in PR which allows me to work from home & I'm kind of liking it.

Advertising/PR, it is easy for me. Taking particular pieces of information, interpreting them as I'd like & then passing it on in a form of my choosing...it's interesting.
9 years ago
yeah, northern minnesota's cool - extra bonus: very close to canada, if us americans get to be too much for you :)
9 years ago
I think it actually depends on the state, Oranje...in NY you can take roadkill whenever you want to, including deer. Saves the state from having to send a guy that gets paid forty dollars an hour to get it.
9 years ago
$40 an hour to pick up roadkill? Where do I apply?
9 years ago
Well, 40 if they're working at night. I think you have to pass some kind of civil service test.
9 years ago
I can pass any test.
9 years ago
You couldn't pass a DNA test
9 years ago
^I have no idea what that means.
9 years ago
Too bad, it was funny.
9 years ago
Mr Fugs, You are NOT the father

^example of passing a DNA test
9 years ago
Nah, I mean that I forgot what it was I was implying when I said it.
9 years ago
Seriously, there was more to it, but I can't remember for the life of me what it was.

I forgot almost instantly.

Ah well...
9 years ago
I'm sure it would have been great.
9 years ago
Unlike your grades
9 years ago
They were good enough.
9 years ago
To spell FUDGE
9 years ago
I'm in the clear then. I like these 'tests'.
9 years ago
However they did discover several STD's
9 years ago
i have a deer in my pants that'll fuck your frame up
9 years ago
I miss dik :(
3 years ago
don't we all :( he kept this place lively
3 years ago
All ya'll Jews crucified him.
3 years ago
I just assumed he's too drunk to get on the internet now
3 years ago
can somebody donate a spare cornea or two?
3 years ago
I will give money to whomever gets dik back on mucho
3 years ago
how much
3 years ago
He got mad at me for telling him to stop spamming with freshie every night so it won't be me
3 years ago
If we bring back dik can we leave freshie gone?
3 years ago
lol@Heather missing dik
3 years ago
Freshie isn't gone
3 years ago
Well....I got him back after the crash. I guess it's up to me.
3 years ago
Claude It depends
3 years ago
I miss FatBoy
3 years ago
Ive not been around a lot, I was hoping Heather :(
3 years ago
Are the funds going to be USD or CAD?
3 years ago
i thought dik-gone was more about NotBeingAbleToSee than MS politics...
3 years ago
Poss I think it might be both
3 years ago
nix - paypal bitcoin
3 years ago
"Depends" hahaha
3 years ago
Nixon: YEN
3 years ago
YEN, you say? Let the hunt begin!!!!
3 years ago
I would donate 5 USA DOLLARS paid to you in nickles for the return of dik
3 years ago
He taught me how to say "well said" =(
3 years ago
I would make a big pile of Heather's YEN and roll around in it while Muchoing....
3 years ago
@toaster

Epic self-pawn
3 years ago
I will put those nickles into a dirty sock and rap you across the mouth with it
3 years ago
Please keep in mind I am sugarmomma to a few people so I have to keep the purse strings tight
3 years ago
wtf is going on up there....
3 years ago
Chaos
3 years ago
* possum exits before the inevitable ass-death of this thread *
3 years ago
Don't go...there's so much to learn from this thread.
3 years ago
pawn? 8(
3 years ago
It's like the opening scene of Raiders
3 years ago
please don't go poss.. there's power in our voices, we can drown him out
3 years ago
Throw me the Mucho and I'll throw you the whip....
3 years ago
like that scene in Elf
3 years ago
Go easy, pb...this is like our church.
3 years ago
Okay, the church from Beneath the Planet of the Apes, but still
3 years ago
hi
3 years ago
@Heather
no need to bother, you titless canuck
3 years ago
oh hey
3 years ago
I'm enjoying looking at the frieze of JT calling poss a noob
3 years ago
so a Dik-fund?
3 years ago
May the Blessings of the Bomb Almighty, and the Fellowship of the Holy Fallout, descend upon us all. This day and forever more.
3 years ago
he did?
3 years ago
How much did you donate to the server?
3 years ago
Maybe we could buy him a retina or cornea or w/e it is that he needs. Mucho could be the new gofundme
3 years ago
dik do you need a new retina circle y/n
3 years ago
sorry CIRCLE: Y / N
3 years ago
Not to be political, but why is a Canadian having any kind of health issue...
3 years ago
There's bound to be a cadaver in some muchoers basement, I'm sure
3 years ago
Donate to the server? I remember that shit... I gave $300.....
3 years ago
have you MET dik?!?!?!?!? he might be the most stubborn person on earth
3 years ago
Canadian Health issues = long lines....
3 years ago
He's like Quint. And I'm Brody.
3 years ago
doctor: sir you need to stop drinking and smoking in order for your health to improve

dik: oh well it's been a good run
3 years ago
his BAC is probably too high at all times for surgery, plus side he'll never have a blood born infection
3 years ago
Farewell and adieu to you fine Canucky ladies...
3 years ago
i didnt donate anything for the server, because i had no idea how the internets worked and hadnt even figured out paypal yet...hopefully my eleventeen proing episodes made up for that though
3 years ago
lines, schmlines, he went to the doctor..
3 years ago
what is the internet even
3 years ago
OK.... next time I have to go to Canada for business I will stay an extra few days and quest for dik.... for Heather's YEN, of course.
3 years ago
start in Kingston
3 years ago
meh - dik still blames me for

well, lotsa stuff

3 years ago
dik blames everyone for everything. He's such a grump
3 years ago
I was near him one time last year. It crossed my mind.
3 years ago
Kingston.... that's only a few hours from where I typically have to go.... I'm in.
3 years ago
take a gopro with
3 years ago
lol dik helmet-cam
3 years ago
I'll catch this dik for you, but it ain't gonna be easy. Bad user Not like going down the eBaums chasin' punkys and duhgs This Canuck swallow you whole. Little shakin', little tenderizin', an' down you go. And we gotta do it quick, that'll bring back your users put all your businesses on a payin' basis. But it's not gonna be pleasant. I value my neck a lot more than three thousand bucks, girl. I'll find him for three, but I'll catch him, and return him, for ten.
3 years ago
Yes, it will be good to document an American walking the streets of Kingston randomly with a bullhorn yelling for dik.....
3 years ago
I'll give you a nickle and a cupcake instead
3 years ago
Should go swimmingly...
3 years ago
And I will mash that cupcake so hard into your mug you'll spit pennies.
3 years ago
I still don't have any real offer.
3 years ago
Claude, did you know that is my fantasy?

* TheAllMightyToaster channels dik *
3 years ago
NG that sounds like a foolproof plan
3 years ago
chill out, CB...

you're the biggest pussy here at the moment, because you can't even email a nigger. So shut the fuck up, dude!!
3 years ago
Here
3 years ago
I can give you a work address. THey'll forward it
3 years ago
1600
3 years ago
NOT
3 years ago
Pennsyvania Ave.
3 years ago
Washington, DC
3 years ago
20500
3 years ago
Heather, I'll call you to bail me out if I get arrested....
3 years ago
* Heather jots that down *
3 years ago
also...never speak of my name in a paragraph, pertaining to DirtyDug, pussy.
3 years ago
Put "Care of Congressman Underwood". They'll know where to send it
3 years ago
nixon, i would actually appreciate an email from you, if you are so inclined...
3 years ago
NG but...but... my pursestrings!
3 years ago
wat is my MSmail again?
3 years ago
I'll leave some cash in a locker at Pearson international for you....
3 years ago
possum@muchosucko.com probably. or yorick@muchosucko.com, whichever
3 years ago
It will be by the international flights....
3 years ago
that sounds exciting
3 years ago
ya -one of those them
3 years ago
lol....they don't have lockers in airports anymore, Nix.
3 years ago
IM GONNA EMAIL POSSUM NOW!!!!!!!!

YAY!!!!!!
3 years ago
I feel a little left out that I've never gotten a poss email
3 years ago
heather.... locker 23.... combination... your birthday....
3 years ago
just leave it in an unmarked briefcase on the floor in the international terminal, that should be fine
3 years ago
I'm gonna be arrested for sure....
3 years ago
Maybe put a sticker on it that says it's been to Africa, they love that
3 years ago
Might as plus-up the caper. Put a big American Flag sticker on the damn thing
3 years ago
*well
3 years ago
* possum exits before the inevitable ass-death of this thread *
3 years ago
make sure it emits a slight humming sound
3 years ago
I'll put the American flag sticker right next to the "do not open, ebola inside" sticker
3 years ago
He'll be fine. I gave him a pot cookie
3 years ago
humming, stickers, unmarked brief case..... I need to start packing....
3 years ago
you could always just blame dik....
3 years ago
"So, Mr. American, you're trying to tell me that this blind Canadian put all this cash and ebola virus in this brief case and forced you to walk the streets of Kingston shouting for dick?

You're under arrest"
3 years ago
hahahahhaa

well when you put it THAT way.....
3 years ago
It sounds legit to me
3 years ago
dik: I've never seen this American before in my life, officer!!!

Police: Of course not, you're blind Mr. Canadian Citizen!!!

Nixon: HEAAAAAATTTTTTHHHHHHHEEEEEERRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Chris Hansen: Why don't you have a seat right over there?



3 years ago
awwwwwww you think I'm underage, that's so sweet!
3 years ago
dik would probably just get confused and burn the airport down and then blame zeke
3 years ago
we killed mucho
3 years ago
STOP RIPPIN' MY MATERIAL, NIX!!
3 years ago
I am not a crook!!!!
3 years ago
your material?
3 years ago
Claude djing is the best thing to ever happen to me. Tonight I mean.
9 years ago
best thing in the last 40 seconds

9 years ago
hahahaha
9 years ago
hey dik, submitted the HST funeral...didn't make it I guess. 4 years and it ain't on here?!
9 years ago
i have it in parts of a couple of movies
9 years ago
Gonzo was awesome, breakfast with Hunter ok. You have to read the book Fear and Loathing in America (a collection of letters over 4-5 years, you can see his tone change throughout...GREAT). Did you know there is a Rum Diary movie in production?
9 years ago
i did actually...looking forward to it
9 years ago
Depp in the lead again (could'a guessed that) Eckhart would do a good Sanderson...fuck I haven't read that book for like four years...gotta polish up on it.
9 years ago
Don't, then you'll know what happens!
9 years ago
Just finished re-reading The Great Shark Hunt. Quality read
9 years ago
What's it about? I'm looking for my next good read...Just finished Water for Elephants...it was entertaining
9 years ago
I bought that Water for Elephants book when I was home last year, but haven't read it yet.
9 years ago
It's a collection of stories and articles for Rolling Stone, National Observer etc
9 years ago
It's a good read, a well told story about the circus life when they were on trains...interesting...sometimes tragic

Cheeky, all stories by Hunter S Thompson?

9 years ago
Yep. Just finished Tokyo by Mo Hayder too, which was fucking great.
9 years ago
I just read Whispers.
9 years ago
Liar. You don't read books.
9 years ago
Last book I read was Hundred Years of Solitude. What would be a list of good books to read? I want to have a better personal library.
9 years ago
Yeah, listening to an audio book isn't reading, Irish.
9 years ago
That was good, but I liked Love in the Time of Cholera better.
9 years ago
Atlas Shrugged was really good, and many of Ayn Rand's books are classics, to me anyway, like 100 Years of Solitude
9 years ago
Audio books are cool for long road trips, especially through Utah, nothing but religious stations on the radio, or no stations at all
9 years ago
Q by Luther Blisset is one of the best books I've read in many a year. Also like Trainspotting by Irvine Welsh and Regeneration by Pat Barker.
9 years ago
Don't keep a personal library, read a book & then pass it on to someone who you know will enjoy it. Definitely the way to go, 'cause that was you get good stuff given in return that you wouldn't necessarily have chosen yourself.
9 years ago
Ya, I pass on all but my art books and reference books and a few favorites for guests to pick up if they want
9 years ago
I actually read a lot and have quite the personal library. I take really good care of my books and have multiple book cases in my study. Most of my friends are pretty shocked when they see it.
9 years ago
you don't have a study
9 years ago
you're thinking of your bathroom and those "books" are old Hustlers
9 years ago
Irish, Playgirl doesn't count either.
9 years ago
I do have a study. I have a room for my books and my computer and my desk. It actually has 2 desks in it. Its wood paneled matches my desk and the entertainment center I have in there. Its pretty fucking pimp, if I do say so myself.
9 years ago
I do like Hustler's Barely Legal mags, since you brought it up.
9 years ago
Just how big is your house?

Number of rooms, without counting shitty little store cupboards.
9 years ago
Mine's seven rooms, but that's not including the secret basement.
9 years ago
3 bedroom, 2 bathrooms, living room, dining room, kitchen, study, sunroom, washer/dryer room, and a detatched garage.
9 years ago
One Hundred Years of Solitude was really good, so I bought a book of novellas from Marquez.
And I want a personal library because it's good to have all of them at your fingertips in case you want to reread. Plus, the idea of having your own library is awesome.
I'll look into Atlas Shrugged, but I've also been meaning to read up on philosophical books.
9 years ago
Rand was sort of the mother of Objectivism, good stuff.. ie contribute as you can but DON'T be taken from.

My bookshelves are full, so my new ones get stacked horizontally on the old ones.
9 years ago
I subscribe to a podcast called Philosophy Bites, I like it, and I don't have to read philosophy books
9 years ago
Philosophy is a load of nonsense.



Or is it?
9 years ago
I AM the greatest. I'm going to bed.
9 years ago
Instant win!!
9 years ago
Cursin at you players worse than Marty Schottenheimer
9 years ago
Funny shit!
9 years ago
who's the other guy?
9 years ago
Hanks mother in law
9 years ago
My mother-in-law is much uglier.
9 years ago
wife?
9 years ago
Nope. There is a pic of my wife on here, but Claude didn't use it. It must be one of my many, many rap groupies.
9 years ago
wife-in-law ?
9 years ago
I didn't see here. It must have been during one of my Mucho vacations.

Do be kind & post a link.
9 years ago
All you had to do was click the tag for me at the top of the page. Lazy bastard.

http://www.muchosucko.com/show/my_wife-42716/tag/hankchinaski
9 years ago
Your wife looks more manly than you.
:)
9 years ago
Huh? Since when do geisha look manly?
9 years ago
First time for everything. Congrats.
9 years ago
isn't the other one supposed to be cruelhm?
9 years ago
You know, cuz crul was the "Yoko" and that character there is Asian.
9 years ago
Your put downs are baseless, cruel rendering them ineffective
9 years ago
Sounds good, Yoda. Any other pearls of unwisdom there, Confuckcious?
9 years ago
Stop being a douche, please.
9 years ago
This is easily the Greatest 20 punchline i have ever experienced in life.
9 years ago
LMFAO!
It didn't go down like that. Hank blocked, and executed a perfect 'shoooo-ryu-ken', and dik's front fell off.
Then, Wanko logged into his CruelHM2 account and said I was sucking Hank off for saying that it did not go down like that. Pretty standard really.
9 years ago
Shutup queerboy, we all know your secrets now.
9 years ago
That was lame. You should change your name to El_Weako.
9 years ago
I can't. No one can use the underscore anymore. It makes me safe from fake accounts.
9 years ago
Too fucking right they cant...

I discovered that over a year ago
9 years ago
You're lucky!
9 years ago
Wow, I'm so jealous.
9 years ago
And gay.
9 years ago
Shut the fuck up...pedo fake-account-making freakzoid.
(I gotta confess...some of the shit you said was fucking funny...but I still hate you and the space you occupy).
9 years ago
Oh, and fuck you too OJ...fucking contrary philistine.
9 years ago
Wanko is disillusioned about politics, but by far the funniest conservative I have ever encountered...Wanko should replace ann coulter, the world would be a happier place
9 years ago
'Oh, and fuck you too OJ...fucking contrary philistine.'

I have no idea what you're talking about.
9 years ago
Is it 'cause you liked that piece of garbage Curious Case of A Load of Shit?
9 years ago
Ovis.
9 years ago
Jellied eels.
9 years ago
Bangers n'mash
9 years ago
Mako, they were doing a North/South divide thing...
9 years ago
Eccles cakes
9 years ago
This is the funniest thing ive ever seen on here and ive seen something things before
9 years ago
well put
9 years ago
Fries that comment was almost as awesome as the video.
9 years ago
Fries, sort yourself out man! Otherwise I will have to agree with Oranje that you're turning into the English Plantshit.
9 years ago
Oh fuck, I've just realised that I missed my 2nd Mucho birthday.
Still, good enough reason to go out for a few beers tonight.
9 years ago
Any reason is good enough to go out for a few beers.
9 years ago
Or stay in and have a few.
9 years ago
I'm staying in and drinking chu-hi tonight.
9 years ago
I have over 25,000 comments.
9 years ago
And a large penis.
9 years ago
only one of those is correct
9 years ago
You'll need a whole lake of beer once we've finished with your lot on Tuesday.
9 years ago
Oh, and Fries, you are the English Plantshit
9 years ago
He really is a dipshit, isn't he? But, English Plantshit is too long. How about Englishit?
9 years ago
whats happening on tuesday ?
9 years ago
FA Cup replay in Coventry.
9 years ago
Or Friedshit
9 years ago
or Plantplease
9 years ago
How about Frieshit?
9 years ago
PleaseShit has a certain ring to it.
9 years ago
Hahaha! Nice one, Kirk.
9 years ago
I like Lishit
9 years ago
:(
9 years ago
I will be playing darts on tuesday, but we're at home so I'll be able to watch the Rovers beat Coventry while I'm winning my games.
9 years ago
That's funny because I'll be watching The Mighty Sky Blues beat the Rovers on the same night
9 years ago
Oh no you won't!
9 years ago
Oh yes I will.
9 years ago
Sorry, is this a 15 minute argument or the full half hour?
9 years ago
Ever time you say Rovers, I think Doncaster Rovers.
9 years ago
Nope, I mean the good old Blackburn Rovers, the ones who are currently allowing Man U. to demonstrate where the back of the net is.
9 years ago
That Ronaldo is a dirty little fucker at times
9 years ago
The Rovers (Blackburn, Oranje) don't seem to be hard enough these days, they used to top the yellow card league every season, they are losing that aggressiveness. Beat 2-1 tonight. Time to go for drinkie-poo.
9 years ago
you lush
9 years ago
I'm pounding beer right now too.
9 years ago
*drumrave
9 years ago
Beer is dangerous... I've just ordered another £200 worth of bits for my car that I don't really need right now. :(
9 years ago
i just charged 14 "Slap-Chops" to my ex gf's visa
9 years ago
Oops, make that £320 worth of bits... I've just tallied the bills in my emails. I think I should go to bed...
9 years ago
I need some new trainers...go on, just one more thing.
9 years ago
Size 9
9 years ago
Trainers = Shoes?
9 years ago
i sure as hell hope so, hank...
otherwise Oj's got a lotta splainin' to do
9 years ago
Fuck off, pissant. You are a spammy little annoying shitfuck. Don't comment after me.
9 years ago
good morning Hank!
honestly, i do regret my drunken,so-called, "attacks" in your direction last night...
mainly because i have no idea WHY i was pissed at you in the first place :)
*needs more salvia*
9 years ago
not apologizing, mind you - you probably deserved it, somehow...just cant remember WHY
...
9 years ago
Some Adidas Samba's for me Mr Fugs. Size 10 would do nicely
9 years ago
Poss he probably did deserve it.
9 years ago
Probably not. I am usually the victim.
9 years ago
I watched this three times. I can't wait for next week's episode.
9 years ago
*WARNING: SPOILER INFORMATION*

Next week, I do a drive-by on Dik's house. Dik hides behind the beer delivery guy who get shot 27 times, but lives.
9 years ago
Dik puts the beer in the fridge before calling the police.
9 years ago
hahaha
9 years ago
for 'drive-by' please insert 'sexual free-for-all'
9 years ago
At least Dik knows what the correct priorities are.
9 years ago
Fries, stfu, your comments are stupider than beez.
9 years ago
my comments are unique
9 years ago
fries really is a worthless bastard.
9 years ago
Sure, you are unique. Just like everybody else.
9 years ago
You better watch it, Hank. I'll get dik to pwn your ass again.
9 years ago
Well, you probably get lots of dick, but what's that got to do with me?
9 years ago
Fucking hell. Do Rish and dik come in a pack of two? Buy one deluded fool who thinks he pwns people...and get the other one free.
9 years ago
they are independently funny, like hank...sorry your mucho faction came to such an early ruin...not
9 years ago
Faction? It was never a faction. Now, I know you aren't as stupid as your 'man' now, are you?
I'm independently wittier than all of you combined.
Fuckin losers.
9 years ago
You're a wittless faggot.
9 years ago
Cruel is pretty witty when he's on. Better than a lot of the regulars (I won't name names, Irish). He can be abrasive, though, which is why people don't like him.
9 years ago
I'm witty and usually pretty funny
9 years ago
No, I think people don't like him because he writes a novel for every response. If you write an essay every time you respond, there's bound to be a sentence that's witty.
9 years ago
Drum, you are never witty.

Supra, you are never right. STFU and don't contradict me again, you fag.
9 years ago
If Cruel didn't rap, I'd probably be the only person who didn't dislike him.
9 years ago
I like everyone, until I log back in and see all the stupid people I hate.
9 years ago
It's a pity that most people simply aren't as agreeable & likeable as myself.
9 years ago
I'm probably the most agreeable, likable, intelligent, and witty person on this site.
9 years ago
You're a pile of loose feline stool samples.
9 years ago
I wasn't expecting that.
9 years ago
What were you expecting?
9 years ago
Apparently nothing because I must have missed the fight.
9 years ago
I've watched this like 8 times and I'm still laughing...I like the air canada plane and the mixing kitty and the animated dik is pretty hilarious
9 years ago
I've been hanging onto the Mix-kitty clip for months waiting for the right time.
9 years ago
Claude, who's the other person sitting with Hank?
9 years ago
Don't know exactly, but google "ugly Japanese" and (she) shows up somewhere
9 years ago
Your mother.
9 years ago
I didn't know you were Japanese rish. I'd have never guessed by the way you spell.
9 years ago
I like the little rap-quote at the end.
9 years ago
It's Eminem.
9 years ago
".... Cursing at your players worse than Mary Shottenheimer..."
9 years ago
who's the 3rd person?
9 years ago
Maybe if you'd read the threads,it would answer your question.
9 years ago
...too lazy...
9 years ago
bravo claude. fucking bravo!
9 years ago
Hanky got his ass kicked
9 years ago
Shh Rainman.
9 years ago
Shhh Rainman.
9 years ago
And yet i didnt repeat myself
9 years ago
Nor did I. The second one had an extra 'h'. So you're short-sighted, and retarded? Oh, to be you.
9 years ago
That makes it even more retarded, retard.
9 years ago
Take your mum's bra off...this instant young man.
9 years ago
Got yourself a random insult generator, I see.

9 years ago
I've had it for years...it's called a sharp-wit and very quick thought time.
9 years ago
'Take your mum's bra off'

'Ovis'

'Stop bleeding on my shoes'

That is what you call wit? Random garbage with no relevance to anything?

hahaha

Fuck off, you backwards cretin, you suck.
9 years ago
Fries is wittier than you.

You're to wit as Irish is to heterosexual.
9 years ago
He's too manly to fuck women. So what?
9 years ago
Fucking women is for puffs?
9 years ago
Layer Cake ftw!
9 years ago
And not random either. You've been dripping your bloody gash around this site for months now...acting like some attention-starved housewife...who reads Jackie Collins novels and knits tea-cosies, whilst she awaits the return of her hard-working (but alcoholic and violent) deep-sea rigger hubby. He only makes dock once a month...but he makes you pay OJ, luv. Doesn't he just.
9 years ago
Calm down OJ...eeaaaasy there soldier. Yeah, I can drop a subtle line now and then too. So fuckin what?
9 years ago
Cruel: "I like you" "I don't like you" "You're smart" "You're dumb" "Hank is gay" "I love Hank" "Hank is a moron" "Hank is so talented"

You in a nutshell.

Mr Soldier of Fortune doesn't half like expressing his feelings.
9 years ago
You forgot the part where I always hate dik.
9 years ago
...and I'm unpredictable. So motherfucking what. You fucking northern candle stick.
9 years ago
*"I always hate dik"
9 years ago
Yeah, me too.
9 years ago
what ? you love cock
9 years ago
*Walks away from thread, as the B.O-laden, fatassed retard-head, sprays into the room, and kills the flow dead*
9 years ago
All hail the Claudeballz
9 years ago
I'm just amazed that noone has called me on the globe rotating backwards.
9 years ago
It turns towards the east half the time, so it's OK.
9 years ago
I noticed it but didn't want to seem confrontational.
9 years ago
Excuse me, but isn't the globe rotating backwards?
9 years ago
That's how you can tell it's fake.
9 years ago
that was the only fake bit , the rest was all true
9 years ago
Crawl in a hole and die.
9 years ago
anyway you still got your ass kicked
9 years ago
No, I got my ass licked...by you.
9 years ago
so now who's having homo-erotic fantasies
9 years ago
What fantasy? Next time bring maple syrup. I prefer that over the grape jelly you always bring.
9 years ago
fries is a fecal fiend.
9 years ago
*fickle friend
9 years ago
Bravo.
9 years ago
i miss Hanky
5 years ago
Chop sockie
3 years ago
Yo Jones, I’m really happy for you…I’ll let you finish. But ClaudeBallz had one of the best videos of all time! One of the best videos of all time!
3 years ago
And this was it....
3 years ago
I'm most proud of turning this around in a few hours.
3 years ago
Might as well give a shout out to Cheers
3 years ago
I stole from both of your videos to make mine...

http://muchosucko.com/57983/MUCHO
3 years ago
hehehe
3 years ago
it works.
3 years ago
it still works
3 years ago
ClaudeBallz
All ya'll Jews crucified him.
4 hours ago

R.I.P. dik
3 years ago
GET YOUR ASS BACK HERE
3 years ago
*SO I CAN ROCK MY NEW STRAP-ON
3 years ago
shut the fuck up Punky.
3 years ago
HOT
3 years ago
now say that, while you slash my backside with a horsewhip, woman.
3 years ago
*lash
3 years ago
yeah, as if you had room to talk about strapon practices..... you shove a cattle prod in your dick for 'pleasure' ffs
3 years ago
your point? 8)
3 years ago
I like toys, and so does my girl. Don't be jelly, birdy bird.
3 years ago
you dn't have a girl.
3 years ago
^past tense? yeah...she(T_ _ _)left me. I found a new dish, and she rocks!!
3 years ago
she's kinda hairy...but who gives a fuck. 8)
3 years ago
she's a dude. an imaginary dude.
3 years ago
recover password
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