points: 3

Asian nerd gets lucky

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I wonder how the hell he managed to pull 3 sluts!

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by phuckassbob

submitted February 18th 2009

130 comments
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comments (130)
the girls got lucky
8 years ago
yeah
8 years ago
how'd he get three sluts?...probly owns a comic book store and has lots of money
8 years ago
He's got the eye of the tiger.
8 years ago
enter the slagon!
8 years ago
He connected their Xbox 360 to their wireless network for them.
8 years ago
Are these the same 3 sluts as with the other nerd?
8 years ago
Nope.
8 years ago
Yep.
8 years ago
go asian guy!
8 years ago
This is sort of like the Mucho version of "Make a Wish".
8 years ago
I dont know why he dont off himself, how much better can life get?
8 years ago
It was the glasses that attracted them right.
8 years ago
All about being good at maths.
8 years ago
how do u get 3 when yo dick is so very small
8 years ago
Maybe he's a good listener.
8 years ago
maybe it's porn and they're actors....
8 years ago
Oh Snap.
8 years ago
I've never heard that one before...
8 years ago
Golly jee, Really?
8 years ago
Oh snap!
8 years ago
Oh Snap...the original bucked-vagina attention-ho is stopping by for tea. How nice. (Watch out all you other attention hos...the sad fucks around here REALLY love this chasm-crotch).
8 years ago
^hank's friend...bravo hank...good call..seems like a good guy
8 years ago
Oh purlleeease! Are you really trying this tactic, now? Haven't you run out of straws to clutch yet?
8 years ago
tits or get the fuck out
8 years ago
are you expecting hank to rescue you again?...shall i pwn both of you once more?
8 years ago
tits girly...pic or fuck off
8 years ago
Hahaha! You honestly need psychitric help don't you? Is this the early signs of dementia...delusion? You couldn't pwn a K-Mart handbag.
8 years ago
*psychiatric
8 years ago
make with the tits slut
8 years ago
As much as I love to disappoint you...I'm a MAN with PECTORALS. In my prime at 32, and in good shape. I don't have titties for you to suckle, I'm afraid. I know at YOUR age and condition things tend to move south. They make push-up bras for your kind...didn't you know?
8 years ago
Dik's popular because he's a nice guy (although recently he has seemed very angry and bitter), not because he is good at pwning people. The fact is he isn't, and never has been, good at it. I think I have seen him pwn someone really good like a couple of times, maybe. Although, we used to make a decent tag team once in a while.
8 years ago
Pretty random, but okay!
We all have shit going on in our lives...no need to become a major cunt-pustule is there?
8 years ago
In all fairness, the definition of a 'pwn' is very vague. I'd like to reserve it for when someone is proven wrong or actually made to look extremely foolish.

I have never been offended by someone making mocking my user name (I'm not just talking about you Hank, lots of idiot noobs try it too) & lts be honest, Irish likes to claim 'pwns' for no reason whatsoever.

We need to clarify things.
8 years ago
No, we don't really need to clarify things, but you are definitely right about Irish. He sometimes claims pwns for the stupidest shit.
8 years ago
Yes we do.

Pwn: when someone is proven wrong or actually made to look extremely foolish.

Done.
8 years ago
Hmm. There are a few like that here. I have never claimed to 'pwn' anyone to my knowledge...but nor do I feel I have ever been pwned.
8 years ago
I don't like your definition, Oranje.
8 years ago
everyone on this thread is a PWN star!
8 years ago
I think that pretty well covers what would constitute a pwn. What would you change?
8 years ago
I don't like it, because you wrote it.
8 years ago
You can't force your foreign ideas on me.
8 years ago
You're being negative.
8 years ago
Can you at least stick to calling me O-Rang when you're being grumpy, so I know the score.
8 years ago
You didn't put hank's name in the definition.
8 years ago
I just pwned everyone in this thread.
8 years ago
The score is Hank 100 jillion to Oranje -3.2. Sorry, that's the final score. You lose.
8 years ago
*orders a review*
8 years ago
RECOUNT.... RE-COUNT!
8 years ago
There might have been a few hanging chads.
8 years ago
More like cling-ons
8 years ago
Haha, Irish
8 years ago
????????
8 years ago
haha
rish being subtle, and you missed it
8 years ago
I'm nothing if not subtle.
8 years ago
Why is it that when I click on my name at the top of the page, James T Kirk pops up?
8 years ago
I thought that was quite funny too.
8 years ago
when i done it before some noob pooped up. now its also james.
8 years ago
I'm ever-present.
8 years ago
like any random noob.
8 years ago
Excuse me? Did you just infer I'm a noob?
8 years ago
Last night it was skulk!?
8 years ago
I was just wanting to see if my comment count broke 150 yet.
8 years ago
nono james, i wanted to point out that you are as everpresent as any random noob.
8 years ago
I never miss anything, Possum, you disgusting noob.
8 years ago
150? Hahahahaha, that's about 5 days of comments for me.
8 years ago
I'm only one comment away from....
8 years ago
25,000!!!!!!!!!!

Woo hoooo!!!! *bells ringing, dancing girls appearing out of nowhere, confetti falling from the sky*
8 years ago
Congratulations, Hank, you have just won...
8 years ago
Absolutely nothing.
8 years ago
TA DAAH!
8 years ago
i think should win a bj off 1rish1
8 years ago
^Hank should
8 years ago
I did.
8 years ago
Possum was sucking Irish's cock.
8 years ago
And he had a fish sticking out of his ass.
8 years ago
Which Hank promptly ate as sashimi
8 years ago
Fail. It was already battered and fried. How'd the chips taste, Cheeky?
8 years ago
Get a bitch to smoke enough meth and her dumb ass'll do a lot
of motherfuckin' things.
8 years ago
Sour grapes, eh?
8 years ago
Not at all, Just speaking from personal, Um what was that?
8 years ago
These are the same bitches that fucked the other nerd guy...talk about being typecast.....
8 years ago
What do you expect?
The guy looks non-threatening.
And he does not have the macho-hype
of his so-called 'hung' peers.

Besides, what is the point
of the ego-boosting huge penises
when their owners re self-engrossed
instead of the girls' orgasm?
8 years ago
you do know that this is a porn, and those are porn stars... right rectumstretcher?
... or are you just trying to vent..

8 years ago
What is this "porn" you speak of? Those are just 3 upstanding female citizens and a lucky out-of-towner.
8 years ago
This guy was just asking if they could help him with some directions, but his pronounciation isn't so good and sooo........
8 years ago
they thought he was saying...
8 years ago
...Wooood yorrr tweeee lady wike to touch maa wuv wod
8 years ago
No, he was try to say directions, but they thought he was saying erections.

Jeez, I hate when I have to spell things out like this.
8 years ago
You guys should write a porn.
8 years ago
Sure, you want to be a fluffer on the set?
8 years ago
Thanks, but no thanks. I'll star if you don't mind. I mean If this little Asian guy can do it who can't?
8 years ago
mulva?
8 years ago
All you guys who are accusing these women of being porn starts are being quite offensive to women who just like having sex...in front of the camera...in groups...with 'unusual' guys...
8 years ago
Are you sure? Maybe women who just like having sex in front of the camera in groups with 'unusual' guys like being accused of being porn stars.
8 years ago
The thing is, Oranje likes having sex with "unusual" girls in front of the camera
8 years ago
*guys
8 years ago
*sheep
8 years ago
*appendages
8 years ago
*english
8 years ago
(I'm not really sure which word is being replaced here. Is it girls?)
8 years ago
Yes, which makes mine less funny. Shit.
8 years ago
Fail.
8 years ago
okay, Hard Chimpanzee...
who you gonna call,
to get your Rocks Off?
8 years ago
Hey PissOn, you fucking little spastic ass blister. Get back on your meds and try annoying me with something that makes a bit more sense.
8 years ago
English girls haha
8 years ago
Lol these comments are priceless this is why I visit Mucho everyday
8 years ago
i visit here because of a court order
8 years ago
Is the blonde Courtney Simpson?
8 years ago
Can someone give me the name of this full video?
8 years ago
charlie chan and the mysterious case of the three skank-pigs!
8 years ago
Bobby I liked your old avatar better. It made me so horny.
8 years ago
Aw fuck.
8 years ago
I could have tried to cover that but I guess the classy thing would be to admit that CruelHM was supposed to say that.
8 years ago
^Dumbass.
8 years ago
In case I get banned...
Fuck you cruelhomo.
Fuck you hank.
Fuck you whunu.
8 years ago
lol
8 years ago
hahahaha...cruel you total fag
8 years ago
Just kidding, it's not me.
8 years ago
It's you.
8 years ago
hahaha shit
8 years ago
Jesus... I can't tell who's saying it.
8 years ago
Then just shut up.
8 years ago
I wish I knew the name of the full video otherwise I would've posted it.
8 years ago
Nerd hunting - fuck team five, i downloaded it, there is a paki they fuck who cant get hard
8 years ago
you could have at least tried to use the reply button to one of the people that asked.
8 years ago
how is this possible?!
8 years ago
Nerd fucker girls rule!
8 years ago
does anybody here notice that they do this nerd hunting shit for the nerdy publicum that jerks off to internetporn the whole day? like you guys.


i only watch such shit for inspiration.
8 years ago
To those who want the full thing: http://thepiratebay.org/torrent/4541027/Phoenix_Marie__amp__Friends_are_Nerd_Hunting_-_%5BNEW%5D_FuckTeamFive.co
8 years ago
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