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Zimbabwe video

If they were smart like us, they wouldn't worry that they had become a net importer of food and were going broke, and then the government would just save everything by spending a shitload of money they didn't have. Oh wait... Hot chicks at 4:00!

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by El_Wanko

submitted February 16th 2009

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*sniff*
9 years ago
give em a chicken wing
9 years ago
POOR US POOR US...These lame fucks should try to help themselves for a change.
9 years ago
help themselves with what douch diver?

when your whole day goes to finding enough golfd just for food you dont have any time to try anything different. its like living on a very fixed income.
9 years ago
poronico people like you should be stabbed in the fucking face
9 years ago
Yeah they're in rough shape, the poor bastard. So we should send more aid money to Mugabe. That will fix it.
9 years ago
I don't understand why they can't grow crops in the fields, save enough seed for the next year, and continue thus. I mean, isn't that how it's been done since the fucking advent of agriculture. What's the government got to do with it? And rice would definitely be better than bread. It requires less processing, etc... to be able to eat it.
9 years ago
Stop the aid & you stop funding complacency & corruption.

They need to farm their own food, make their own clothes & that is the only way we can help them in the long run.
9 years ago
They used to grow a lot. One of the biggest food exporters in Africa (if not the biggest... I can't remember). The Mugabe took power and kicked out the white farmers, 'cause white people are bad, and here's how it turned out.
9 years ago
It's been proven time and again that moving people out onto the land and moving the farmers out only leads to catastrophic failure. It was consistantly one of the 20th centuries biggest mistakes.
9 years ago
what's the government got to do with it? It's 100% the problem more like. Coming in and taking excess crops, seed, and then reselling the farmers their own food. Corruption corruption corruption. We send tons of aid moneys and supplies but the people in reality end up getting very little of that help. It's a fucking sad state of affairs over there in Africa.
9 years ago
STOP THE AID!
9 years ago
S*
9 years ago
Only rich people deserve medical treatment according to Oranje..
9 years ago
Well, it aint free!
9 years ago
If you are porr then you better live healthily so you don't get sick.
9 years ago
He's right, it isn't free, and I shouldn't have to pay for someone elses care. Particularly if they are too lazy to get out and make their own money.
9 years ago
Haha, the pharmaceutical companies have conditioned you two mice pretty well, it seems.
9 years ago
hahaah. irish shut the fuck up.


i mean did you even watch that vid? most of those starving arent sitting around doing nothing did you see that fucking HUE hole that woman was digging just to get money to live of of? he probably wrks a 16 hour day for BREAD. she works im sure ten times harder than you. by your logic she should be upperclass rich and you should be piss poor.

so before you say some dumb shit like that please attempt to put your whole fist in your mouth.. itll be much more productive
9 years ago
Whatever, if they put half as much effort into doing something more productive then they wouldn't be in that position.
9 years ago
Any bets on who the next "Make a.." is gonna be of? I'll say..drumrave.
9 years ago
It better not be me. I don't need that kinda attention.
9 years ago
I'm putting my money on Hank.
9 years ago
All joking aside. This issue is FAR more serious than any American can grasp. What it is, is a prelude to what is going to happen here when the dollar drops out.
9 years ago
yeh, we all know that, dude...
forgive us our intentional blindness, for we sincerely beleive: that we are somehow different from, and better than ,YOU...as long as we still have electricity

ps...rap still sucks balls...
and so do you
9 years ago
Ryoga, up yours spooky. If you hadn't voted for that piece of shit president we have, we wouldn't be sending our grandchildren to pay our debts like we are now.
9 years ago
haha Ryoga, make sure you think of them the next time you are sipping on that latte on El Camino Real.
9 years ago
Oh no here we go. Don't talk down on the nig or this thread will run forever.
9 years ago
What's he gonna do?
Post more pictures of himself as a wannabe power ranger?
9 years ago
Um, first off this country was far far in debt before the current administration. Has been for quite some time.
Grandchildren paying our debt. The debt is so deep that your statement is actually a positive outlook on the situation.
9 years ago
And suppose the deficit were paid off tomorrow,what the fuck then?think our grandchildren will get a tax holiday?
9 years ago
Billy Mays you have no concept of money. I'll gladly pay you Zimbabwe dollars for the shit you're trying to sell me.
9 years ago
I CAN WITHSTAND STORM FORCE WINDS
9 years ago
HAHA!!! you make me laugh. Is Shamwow Vince related to you in any way?
9 years ago
Everyone seems to have forgotten that the 2004 Elections yielded us a DEMOCRATIC congress, and it was THEY who passed that "loan to the poor" shit legislation. Bush's fault? I think not. Fuckin democrats cant' even run their STATE budgets...how the FUCK are they going to run the federal budget? Fuck you assholes, you don't even know what the fuck is going on.
9 years ago
Loan-to-the-poor existed since Carter, got expanded under Clinton, and kept going under Bush.

Clearly it's made things better for the poor...
9 years ago
Not as much dirt tilling and dying of the plague from what I hear, oh, and more addiction to meth and crack.
9 years ago
i suggest you all watch the movie I O U S A
http://www.iousathemovie.com/
it seems that none of you really have a clue ;/
at least bill clinton had a fucking balanced budget....

9 years ago
Nothing has been balanced in decades if you consider the expected costs of medicare and social security.
9 years ago
We have brought up the subject of America being in more debt that they can realistically pay off. I have at least, & I'm pretty sure Wanko & tiredguy were amongst the others.
9 years ago
^The damn liberals!
9 years ago
um sure they have been balanced... what is NOT balanced is when all the baby boomers retire (which is starting to happen now)
you can't cut taxes and increase federal spending AND keep a balanced budget especially while not increasing your exports AND having all those people retiring..

9 years ago
this IOUSA is very refined neoliberal propaganda. not because the numbers weren't true but because the analysis, suggestions and conclusions are dead wrong (or strongly biased to say the least). in this way i prefer the zeitgeist bullshit because even the dumbest tool could get it. just look who produced this film. it's the finance elite from wall street: warren buffett, alan greenspan, robert rubin... and the founder of that peterson foundation is also founder of a hedge fund (the worst fraudulent speculative scum you could think of). it's late i need to get up early tomorrow so i just want to name a few odd points:

the trade balance deficit is a result of the deindustrialisation of the usa within the last 20-30 years. so why did the corporations shift their production to asia or mexico? because they can make a lot of money by exploiting cheap labor. this is because of the neoliberal elite from financial institutions pushed for a so called liberalization of trade (by the wto) which is basically a ban on the protection of western industries by tariffs and so on. so everything is produced where it is "cheapest" and western industries get transformed into so called service sectors...
why do private households get into debt? it's to a large degree because wages declined since the 70s even though the economies grew. that's in part because of union busting and the shift from qualified industry labour to service jobs. in the same time large fortunes exploded...
reagan like bush first cut taxes first and the following administration is supposed to cut "spending". this is a strategy of redistributing wealth up to the wealthy even more. why not raise taxes on the wealthy who get more and more and more by the policies introduced over the last decades? the reason why they count "entitlements" as not payable in the future is that they want to privatize them and make a profit with inefficient private insurance companies...

so this is just the 30 year old neoliberal propaganda again that tells us the holy trinity of liberalisation, globalisation and privatisation once more... it's just more of the same and it's the very cause of the current financial problems and certainly NOT the solution!
9 years ago
Well it was "balanced" by saying, we're gonna owe 56 trillion dollars when you fuckers retire, but instead of people paying into their own SS, they're gonna pay the current retirees SS, and it's all gonna work because there will be tons of kids and they'll all be really rich.

It's like running a balanced household budget by never having any maintenance done until your car is dead and your roof is leaking and your dog has rabies. But you expect to win the lottery before it gets that bad, so it's cool.
9 years ago
Oranje, America can just go Zimbabwe. They have a hundred trillion dollar note now.. we just need 1 of those to clear up all debts with room to spare.

There's two funny parts to that:
1. For every country on the world, the US is either their biggest trading partner, or their biggest trading partner has the US as their biggest trading partner.

2:With other major currencies (Euro, Yen, etc.) that are touted as possible replacements for the USD as a world reserve currency should it collapse, the central banks of those countries back most of their currency with one thing... US dollars. It's held as a reserve far more than any other currency, and far far more than gold. If the USD collapses, most of the countries of the world will see their foreign currency reserves knocked down 50-90%.

Bretton Woods. The US is the demand, the rest of the world is supply. When we go under, everyone else does too.
9 years ago
Bollocks...
9 years ago
Were going to look back at this point in time, as the beginning of the end.
9 years ago
I'm not scared. Should be a good show.
9 years ago
@El_Wanko You know that we will have the Amero after NAFTA passes.
9 years ago
Apparently 2/3 of the allocated reserves is in US $, whilst 1/4 are in €. If the trend continues, the € could be the main reserve in around a decade. If no country drops out & the UK joins the €, it would be almost certain.

Then you guys would be in so much trouble, it would be bye bye America.
9 years ago
Do you say "after NAFTA passes" 'cause it doesn't already exist?

I have some news for you, nob jockey.
9 years ago
NAFTA is a joke anyway, but ole roy-g-biv fucked it up even more, and now I can sleep.
9 years ago
Corporal_Punishment, re: Congress, you seem to have forgotten that it was 2006 and not 2004.
9 years ago
Naw, not the beginning of the end. I think we're closer to the middle of the end. Another few years and we can all live in bunkers. Except hank, the japs will eat him.
9 years ago
Testify brotha...rap a taste on it
9 years ago
Look how useless Africans are... wow.
9 years ago
This is what America would look like if you took welfare away from the niggers.
9 years ago
Actually. I take it back. These niggers actually work to survive and don't use poverty as an excuse to resort to crime to make money.
9 years ago
Stop generalizing and go back to your productive life of playing video games.
9 years ago
hahahahah
9 years ago
HAHA Die!
9 years ago
Why don't they just go to QuikTrip and buy a taquito or something?
9 years ago
i fucking love quiktrip, i live 2 blocks away. i end up there everynight at 3am. but yes the nigs hit that shit hard, go during bar rush its like a goddamned zoo.
9 years ago
Is that like a Fastrip? Or do you guys have those too?
9 years ago
midwesterner here and i have no clue what either if those are. my first thought was like a 7-11
9 years ago
no here in the midwest its mostly QT, Shell, Flying J, Loves, and Kwik Shops. you know all the white trash necessities
9 years ago
You all forgot about the Kum & Go...very previlant here in Missouri and Kansas
9 years ago
Flying J's are pieces of beez.
9 years ago
I heard Flying J went bankrupt. All we have around here is Fastrac, Nice N' Easy, and a Pilot or two.
9 years ago
No there's still a couple Flying J's around here, but it seems mostly Bp, Kum & Go, Shell, and QT
9 years ago
I love flying J. but morph will back me up with this, nothing beats a WaWa
9 years ago
beerman you from missouri? the last kum and go i remember was in wichita
9 years ago
Well lived in Manhattan KS til last may, now I'm bout an hour south of KC in MO
9 years ago
Something strange is afoot at our local Circle K...
9 years ago
did you goto K-state? im in lawrence, cool.
9 years ago
i remember a "Git'N'Split" in OK...
9 years ago
I give this documentary 2 enthusiastic thumbs up."its the feel good picture of the year"
Thanks El_ for making life fun to live again.

on a side note,i wanted to do a bendle flip on the spade with the gold in the 50,000 dollar bill
9 years ago
They have a 100 trillion one now, they released it about a week after they dumped 12 zeros from their currency.
9 years ago
too bad they chased all the white people out of the country a couple of years ago and now there's nobody left who knows how to run a productive agriculture and economy...
9 years ago
+1 team racism
9 years ago
yes they were once the bread basket of Africa now sadly just a basket case.
9 years ago
This proves that the only good form of racism is whites against everyone else.
9 years ago
valvebounce they are not your words , quit stealing other peoples quotes
9 years ago
Actually Romeo2000 is correct , Mugabe chased all the white farmers out and give their land to his generals , who wouldnt know fuck all about farming
9 years ago
No Wanko, that is the only form of racism, studies by hank have proved that other races dont discriminate.
9 years ago
We ran that shit hole better than they ever will.
9 years ago
"At one time Zimbabwe had the best educated children in Africa"

We all know when that was.

Bad bad imperialism, educating those little fuckers! How dare they? Such evil acts!
9 years ago
Fuck off Buttface, I have never said anything like that.

Fuck off O-Rang, many of the problems of the continent are a direct result of colonialistic policies.
9 years ago
What a cunt. I'm still amazed that anyone will sit there and say imperialism is a good thing. Fuck you, in every possible way, you sad, sad fuck.

"Oh, when you were our servant, you had the easy life. Now that you are on your own, life is rough. Why would anyone want to stand on their own two feet when they can fit in someone's back pocket and be taken care of?"

Fucking stupid. It's better to suffer than be a subject. Anyone that thinks otherwise is either a weak, broken human or a tyrant.
9 years ago
Hank, I was playing. We've been over this before, I know exactly what you mean.
9 years ago
Though in all fairness, the same thing could be said about any single country. They are all run by a single government. The US is a great example, with its many states over such a large area, all controlled by a single government. There aren't all treated equally, but it is somehow different because the states aren't spread around the world.
9 years ago
A one world government & a single world currency is theoretically the best thing that could ever happen for humanity.

The 'New World Order' is always popping up as evil in conspiracy theories, but it would solve a lot of problems.

'Synergy' is important in business, why not the world?
9 years ago
Best how? Which problems?

It's a stupid notion that the human race needs to work together for a common good. Are we individuals, or ants? If a person's life is more satisfying if lived as an individual, then why must we try to move towards this masterpiece society? We're all going to live for a while and then die... why do we need to sacrifice some of that life for the state?
9 years ago
In the end the state could set up padded rooms for most people so they wouldn't hurt themselves or others. We could solve a lot of problems that way. We could drug everyone too so they'd feel calm and happy all the time. Would that be the best thing to ever happen to humanity? There would be less suffering and crime and disease.
9 years ago
You're being silly.
9 years ago
If you weren't being serious, Oranje, then I apologize.
9 years ago
I was reminded just now of a prose poem by a poet from my hometown, Louis Jenkins, which I will share with you all.

How To Tell A Wolf From A Dog

A wolf carries his head down, tail down. He has a look of proccupation, or worry, you might think. He has a family to support. He probably has a couple of broken ribs from trying to bring down a moose. He's not getting workman's comp, either, and no praise for his efforts. The wolf looks unemployed, flat broke.

On the other hand, a dog of similar features, a husky or a malamute, has his head up, ears up, looks attentive, self-confident, cheerful and obedient. He is fully employed with an eye toward promotion. He carries his tail high, like a banner. He's part of a big organization and has the title of "man's best friend."
9 years ago
Yes, it's better to be self-sufficient, but at what cost? Is that dependence worth the suffering of your children? There's nothing wrong with handouts as long as it eventually leads to self-reliance.
9 years ago
Do handouts ever lead to self-reliance?
9 years ago
That's a major problem. But it seems like the two extremes are be a slave your entire life or fade into oblivion. If you get on your knees and suck off whoever is feeding you, then you can at least try and afford your children an opportunity to break free. If not, then they're doomed to the same fate you are. How long do you think people can say, "fuck handouts" before they realize they have to feed their children.

Of course, this is a general view rather than one on Zimbabwe.
9 years ago
Didn't mean to put that comma there. And I failed to put a space between the first paragraph and the last statement.
9 years ago
Who the fuck is saying "Fuck handouts?"

Fuck dude, you usually say shit somewhat intelligent. Brain take the day off?
9 years ago
Oops, I failed to say fuck you. And I didn't mean to imply that you weren't a complete dipshit.
9 years ago
Anyone who vehemently demands dependence yet does not have the tools to maintain themselves are saying "fuck handouts."

Though I'm assuming we're on two difference subjects now. I'm referring more to the general idea of receiving handouts whereas you seem to speaking about imperialism and shit.
9 years ago
"Do handouts ever lead to self-reliance?"

If I remember correctly, back what I said that we should stop giving aid to Africa 'cause it promotes complacency & corruption, you shouted at me, Hank.
9 years ago
Africa needs to learn to stand on its own two feet.

It may not be easy, but it is necessary for the long term.
9 years ago
US air drop of Cluster "Bomb" food.
we can pave over and make something new there.
It may be harsh, but hey, like fucking 80% of them have HIV/AIDS, are massacring one another because they can.
It's beyond saving.
9 years ago
Hey, if you want to live in a pussy country with a nanny state, then so be it. Move to the UK and start choking down dicks. If not, then don't.

And that's why I have a problem with world government. One law for all? Well what if the law that makes pussies feel secure makes me feel oppressed? What if the one law goes against what I believe? There should always be countries where people can choose what kind of laws they want to live under. I don't think there should be any federal law in the US other than the constitution. You want to live where there's no abortions and drugs are illegal, fine. Someone else can live in a state where there's plenty of abortions and tons of drugs. It's just that easy.
9 years ago
If the aid to Africa was intended to help the Africans in any way at all, it wouldn't be given to the governments.

Much as I hate their sunday morning tv shows, I'd be way happier with them stealing my tax dollars and giving them to christian children's fund than stealing my tax dollars and giving them to some fucking dictator with a 10 billion-a-year military budget.
9 years ago
Would you rather the US split up into 50 separate states too?
9 years ago
Oh you kind of said you would, & that is stupid.

Think about all the money that is wasted around the world on duplicating the same fucking processes. Nevermind how much is spent competing with each other.
9 years ago
It already is 50 seperate states.
9 years ago
Yooooou knoooooooow what I meaaaaaaaaan!
9 years ago
I don't recall yelling at you for saying no aid, Oranje, but it's possible, I guess. I'm not against aid to Africa, but Supradimwit just sounded too stupid to not argue with. "They should accept aid so they can feed their children, and then their children will be able/willing to turn down aid." That's dumb. Noone is going to refuse aid money. Not the children or their children or their great grandchildren, etc...ad nauseum.
9 years ago
Nation state, that's the one!
9 years ago
I notice noone has commented on the excellent poem I posted. How sad.
9 years ago
Oranje who cares how much money is wasted? Think of all the money we waste living in separate houses? We could build huge apartment buildings for everyone and it would be far more efficient. I heard plans where we can have 20 billion people on the earth if everyone has robots taking care of a garden in their tiny backyard. And it's like... why? The point is that it's about what people want, not how much money is wasted. We're all people living, not batteries or ants or anything like that. Money isn't anything of real substance except to individuals. All you get is a life and the best you can do is enjoy as much of it as possible. It's all on you.

You seem to be suggesting that people are there to serve the state/society. I don't think so. The state is nothing. There is no greater good, and no moral obligation to achieve any greater good.

I would rather the US be 50 distinct states that could properly maintain their own laws and customs, then what it is now. It would allow people to better live in the society that they wanted to, not the society that they're told is best for them.
9 years ago
You ever read Island?
9 years ago
Well, if not, check it out. Pala is probably the best example of what I agree would be for the best best.

Serve the state? Certainly not!
9 years ago
I've read that.
9 years ago
Not surprised
9 years ago
Can't we all just kill each other and get it over with?
9 years ago
fries exacltly were is my quote pinched from? its a pretty straight forward obsevation.
9 years ago
oranje you gave mugabe a dregree in economics from the university of London.
9 years ago
No I didn't.
9 years ago
He mugged you for it.
9 years ago
He blew Prince Charles for it
9 years ago
Fuck repairing and selling anymore cars , i'm gonna go dig up the backyard right now.
9 years ago
when you got .1 gram i got a tin of grain for you
9 years ago
Africans are fucking stupid, how is it the whole contintent is starving and never accomplished shit? Hank will tell you, its because they are all black.
9 years ago
Well, for one, the average intelligence of Africans, or any other average grouping of people, isn't going to differ much from the average intelligence of Europeans, Americans, Asians, etc...

Saying Africans are stupid is, in itself, a stupid statement.

If you really wanted to understand anything about Africa, or specific regions or countries contained within, you could stop spouting stupid garbage and do a bit of reading.
9 years ago
Oh wow...what the fuck Hank. You are a dumb piece of shit.

Here you go spouting off that africans are as intelligent as the rest of the world...and the bottom line is blacks have shown poor scores across the board in terms of fluid intelligence and crystalized intelligence. You're a douche! AHHA
9 years ago
Actually one man working on mapping the human genome pointed out that people personalities, are to a certain extent mapped out in their genetic makeup, limiting the nature Vs nurture debate. He then went as far as saying that black people, on average, aren't intelligent as white people.

It was a while ago, & was in the news enough for many people to come across. I cant remember his name, but if you get googleing, you'll find articles on him, I'm sure.
9 years ago
My bad, his name is James Watson, & he is actually a Nobel Prize winner for his part in discovering the structure of DNA.
9 years ago
I AM NOT SAYING HE IS RIGHT!!!

I don't know, I'm just bring a pretty talented guys opinion on the subject into this.
9 years ago
He might believe in god, as well. Doesn't make it so.
9 years ago
I always ask this question..if Africa is the cradle of life,and we were all once africans,and you believe in evolution,then why havent the africans evolved?Thats a serious question by the way
9 years ago
You clearly don't understand the theory of evolution.

Stop asking stupid questions here, & just fuck off & do a little reading.

I really fucking hate these idiots who ask stuff like "if you believe in evolution, why are there still monkeys?"

FUCK OFF YOU STUPID FUCKING FUCK!
9 years ago
& its because they are are different 'branch' on the evolutionary ladder.

If you always ask that question, I guarantee there are plenty of people out there who think you're a as much of a fucking idiot as I do.

IDIOT!! ...fuck, people like you really piss me off. You ask that question as if you're some kind of rational thinker, questioning the status quo.

You're nothing more than a fucked up medical experiment.
9 years ago
WANKER!!!
9 years ago
White people spent thousands of years developing in colder climates, where the people who couldn't plan ahead, build shelter, develop ways to stay warm and store food, etc., would die. This is why white people are better at math and science and stealing millions of dollars of tax money.

Black people needed to hunt and fight other tribes to survive, so they're better at gang wars and basketball and smoking crack.

It's pretty basic.
9 years ago
Also, the blacks would have evolved like everyone else but then the turned back the clock by having sex with apes.
9 years ago
...then came AIDs.
9 years ago
Nothing but savages in Africa. I cant wait till all those niggers die of aids and we can move in and take their oil, diamonds etc.
9 years ago
Black people are not "a seperate branch". Are you fucking retarded? All humans are on the same branch.
9 years ago
Most people will probably think you are being serious there, Wanko.
9 years ago
Hank, that was part of my rant. I went off on one a little & that bit was an extension to the monkey bit, not the black people.

Have at least a little faith!
9 years ago
I can't keep track of all your arguments.

You should try getting along with people more and not arguing so much like me.
9 years ago
Im black and im smart.. am i the exception or the rule?
9 years ago
A liar.
9 years ago
White liar.
9 years ago
You are an exception in that most people are dumb.
9 years ago
sweet.


..i think.

i think its more about micro evolution. i mean asians who lack physical stature focus on work ethic and education and it translates into them being better at mathematics. blacks on the other hand are more physically inclined so they excel in running sports and things. whits are closer to asians i think cause of the way chips fall. latins fall closer to blacks. i dunno why it sjust how things go. that dosent mean given the same opportunities a black white or asian person cant achieve the same goals. sure people get slight advantages through genetics but its way too miniscule to say one race is "smarter" or "faster" or whatever if they all are given the exact same stimuli growing up.
9 years ago
Thats the dumbest thing I've ever heard.
9 years ago
You don't ever talk to yourself?
9 years ago
I talk to my dog.
9 years ago
you explain it then Mr Irish you knwo more than anyone cause you talk the most.

i think thats how life on the internet works.. if you talk the most and call everyone a fucking moron it makes you the smartest.
9 years ago
Well according to your theory, since I'm white and closer to asians who are more educated and you are bkack and better at running, you wouldn't understand it even if I did explain it to you.
9 years ago
haha
9 years ago
I can run pretty fast.

Not like a Kenyan though.
9 years ago
Oranjeshitshoes
first off..suck on a 12 gauge you slobbering queen
in essence,youre saying that africans just havent evolved right?
fag
9 years ago
"you believe in evolution,then why havent the africans evolved?"

No, that is what you're saying. I'm saying that your a retard, which you obviously are.
9 years ago
please state your case whiteman..and i mean WHITE
fucknuts..shouldnt you be on your 17th pint twinkle toes?
9 years ago
"The evolution of dark skin is intrinsically linked to the loss of body hair in humans. By 1.2 million years ago, all people having descendants today had the same receptor protein of today's Africans; their skin was dark, and the intense sun killed off the progeny with any lighter skin that resulted from mutational variation in the receptor protein. This is significantly earlier than the speciation of Homo sapiens from Homo erectus some 250,000 years ago.

Dark skin helps protect against skin cancer that develops as a result of ultraviolet light radiation, causing mutations in the skin. Furthermore, dark skin prevents an essential B vitamin, folate, from being destroyed. Therefore, in the absence of modern medicine and diet, a person with dark skin in the tropics would live longer, be healthier and likelier to reproduce than a person with light skin. White Australians have some of the highest rates of skin cancer as evidence of this expectation."

There you go, you uneducated faggot.
9 years ago
You really are an embarrassment to humanity, you stinking sack of shit.

You're fucking useless man, truly pathetic!!
9 years ago
i used to work with a zimbabwean, you couldnt leave your sandwiches unguarded!
9 years ago
Zimbabweans love the beach, because of all the sand which is there.
9 years ago
HAHAHAHA!
9 years ago
Shipeman how did you stand the stink working with that coon? They bathe about once a month?
9 years ago
Shut your fuckhole, shit breath, and go back to sucking your daddy's asshole out.
9 years ago
oh dear lars!
its not the skin you're in....
its the person within!
keith ( my zimbabwean colleague and friend! ) is a very intelligent, articulate man of the highest personal hygiene!
whereas you would appear to be, judging by your 'witty' remarks, a complete fucking imbecile with no more right to walk gods green earth than a bubonic rat!
p.s. your quarterback is black! anus!
9 years ago
They could always sell semen and blood to make more money
9 years ago
Papa Doc sold his own countrymens blood to the americans
9 years ago
Funny, you have to pay to get someone to take your semen.

9 years ago
He takes semen for free.
9 years ago
Papa Doc did play the Americans like a fiddle.
9 years ago
Please, never say "played like a fiddle" again. It's a gay statement and makes you look like a dork.
9 years ago
I don't know what would replace 'played like a fiddle'.

I am open to suggestions.
9 years ago
I use that term euphemistically, but ironically, the word 'fiddle' isn't even used here. We would actually say violin.
9 years ago
South Africa is headed in the same direction. It's the same old story. Whites build a metropolis and a sustainable agricultural system, then primitive niggers in their loincloths and animal skins see these humans with their shiny things and want to benefit from these modern technologies and drive out the whites. So when the niggers have taken over the farms and the new nigger owner tries to operate the combine harvester, the nigger is thinking: "What dis shit be." Eventually the niggers begin starving and it becomes the worlds responsibility to take care of these shitskins. In 10 years from now, we will have the usual TV campaigns of wide eyed nigglets covered in flies, asking us to donate to the South African appeal because their ports, agriculture, hospitals etc have stopped running. Time for nature to take it's course. The only foreign aid Africa needs is air drops of birth control pills and condoms.
9 years ago
Whites built a metropolis? You mean the British built a metropolis & sustainable agricultural system...

hehe
9 years ago
lol @ gestapo
9 years ago
What a dick.
9 years ago
haha
9 years ago
i agree with Gestapo
9 years ago
Yeah that's just quality racism right there. It feels like the mucho of days-gone-by.
9 years ago
That's the kind of shit snivvle used to say.
9 years ago
O-ring boom boom..anything to plug that dank drab bastard of an island huh?
Aint enough he included whites..oh no,has to be the brits.
You think its like a hooligan soccer match on here eh?the limeys vs the yanks is it?
i really like the english..except you and your cunt buddy stoolHM
9 years ago
^Nothing but a mentally handicapped bigot.
9 years ago
send me to Africa and I will make it to the next superpower.
9 years ago
There are bold statements, there are BOLD statements & ^
9 years ago
if they want to fix there economy they must start from the bottom. First they build some decent hotels and start produce high quality drugs, no drug or prostitution laws, everything is legal. Make a nice beach where tourist can have a drink and get high , then some casinos and stuffs that you cant find anyplace else, like animals fighting each others and execution/torture of people and animals in public . Hunting with military weapons and aquariums with sharks they throw in animals and humans( criminals) so people can watch how it looks. I can come up with many attractions I could pay for, if they have good laws they can attract many foreign investors.
9 years ago
Well, it is good to know that you have spent time thinking about the details of this economical miracle.
9 years ago
<b>statements</b>
9 years ago
i hope plantshit's vision will become reality soon. id love to go on holiday there...
9 years ago
"Build some damn hotels already!"
...most smartest comment ive heard on this thread...
9 years ago
hey im just trying to help them, economy is pretty easy, then black people love to sell drugs and do crazy shit so people would actually like to work.
9 years ago
I can't believe I watched the whole thing and didn't see one set of titties.
9 years ago
Question is would you have fapped to them?
9 years ago
Bear eats bugs and spiders and shit, I don't understand there isn't any other way to get by?
9 years ago
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