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Awesome

A dead baby hanging out of the shark's mouth would be a nice touch.

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by jsloan10

submitted February 14th 2009

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america's number 1 new threat, bears on sharks
9 years ago
With thompsons..
9 years ago
And cigars. Secondhand smoke is a killer too!
9 years ago
...it was a hairy bear, it was a scary bear...
9 years ago
Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear...
9 years ago
Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair...
9 years ago
Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't fuzzy...
9 years ago
Was he?
9 years ago
seriously hank?
9 years ago
Fuzzy Wuzzy was a pig-faced lady.

& if you bought the QI book, you'd get that.
9 years ago
A big black bug bit a big black bear
and made the big black bear bleed blood
9 years ago
Holy shit. -What could you possibly counter this with? Maybe a platoon of ninja ferrets. Maybe.
9 years ago
They would have to be on meth to stand a chance.
9 years ago
Off you go then.
9 years ago
Would ninja ferrets on coke work?
9 years ago
Meth'ed out mutant ninja ferrets with lightsabers...our only hope against the cigar-smoking bears on sharks with thompsons.
9 years ago
Wait, they could get support from some Navy Seals and Special Horses.
9 years ago
Ba-dum-tish.
9 years ago
I suggest an air drop, but everyone knows the parakeets are worthless
9 years ago
Jawsome
9 years ago
Were gonna need a bigger boat.
9 years ago
But I could do half speed, if I wasn't chummin this shit.
9 years ago
"You heard 'im, slow ahead. 'Slow ahead,' I can go slow ahead-come on down here and chum some of this shit."
*SPLASH*
"You're gonna need a bigger boat."
9 years ago
Have you ever read the book? The film is nothing like it. There's maffia dons in it and Brody's wife fucks hooper.
9 years ago
I've heard about that, but never actually read it. Apparently Quint's character is quite different than Robert Shaw's portrayal.
9 years ago
I read it. It is actually better than the movie. But, then again, I also read Dianetics.
9 years ago
i read it too but i don't remember any mafia dons...i do recall that slut mrs brody banging sharboy
9 years ago
*sharkboy
9 years ago
well, maffia connections anyway. The sex scene's kinda graphic too, considering it's supposed to be about a shark terrorising a village.
9 years ago
The headband really takes away from the awesomeness.
9 years ago
yeah, what the hell is it?
9 years ago
A gangster touch of style.
9 years ago
HarryT?
we're waiting...
9 years ago
I used to draw stuff in 5th grade too.
9 years ago
post?
9 years ago
hmm bear vs shark, whod win?
9 years ago
On land or in the water?
9 years ago
Tiger Woods!!!!
9 years ago
in the water up to the bears waist while standing up
9 years ago
Assuming the bear and shark are evenly matched size-wise, I'd give it to the bear. If it's a polar bear then the bear's odds increase dramatically.
9 years ago
maby
9 years ago
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