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Good British Fight

A good pubtime scrap. Nothing like Britain for this sort of stuff.

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by Theck4

submitted February 10th 2009

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what a fuckin waist of 3 minutes of my life. the brits r fuckin a so fuckin stupid
9 years ago
Ironically, if you look at who posts this crap, it is the Americans.

Theck today, Bootface with that Man Stroke Woman yesterday...
9 years ago
I know americans post it but where the fuck do they get it from? They post it to show how stupid your humor is
9 years ago
true. oranje most of your humour sucks.
9 years ago
I see what you're saying & due to the fact that we have only been creating comedy for a few years & have a very small selection, you're obviously correct.
9 years ago
you've only been creating comedy for a few years... wtf??? ok we'll give you time to catch up seeing as america has been around so much longer then brittan. you are a true fuckin retard oranje
9 years ago
^lol

...I'll be leaving you to think things through now.
9 years ago
britain* sorry
9 years ago
You are a fucking idiot.
9 years ago
sarcasm is conveyed so well over the internet
9 years ago
and you are a fat self loathing piece of japanese shit Hank
9 years ago
hank's black you noob
9 years ago
Wrong on all counts, ReallyRetarded.

However, you have just shown clearly that you are fucking stupid.
9 years ago
As if there was any doubt.
9 years ago
wetoddid once again shows his dumbfuckedness.
9 years ago
oh well i'm gonna go fuck a real girl and go to bed have fun
9 years ago
I knew that from the first time I saw his screen name.. he spelt it all wrong..
Where I'm from we did it like this..

I AM SOFA KING WEE TAH DID
9 years ago
My sarcasm never is appreciated as it should be.
9 years ago
Irish, waxing your eyebrows & shaving your balls is so heterosexual.
9 years ago
i enjoyed it, but its always hit and miss but thats how all sketch comedy is.
9 years ago
At least he's going to give us in Brittan time to catch up! Thats very reasonable.
9 years ago
what a fuckin waist (waste) of 3 minutes of my life. the brits r fuckin a so fuckin stupid.

sorry, run that last part by me again...

so stupid we can string a full sentence together? i put it to you that it is, in fact, you who "r fuckin a so fuckin stupid" dumbshit
9 years ago
I never said I shaved my balls. That must have been from one of your fantasies, Oranje.
9 years ago
dickish likes to shave homeless mens balls
9 years ago
Wow, that was super funny and original. Keep them coming, Best-cocksucking-winner. Maybe if your lucky they'll let you take off the padded helmet and take you on a field trip later.
9 years ago
ha....your favorite thing to say...which you must have ready to copy and paste....get a life idiot..
9 years ago
You calling someone an idiot has about as much sting as elpiss calling someone a transexual junkie.
9 years ago
only you would know about elpiss
9 years ago
Me and everyone else that spends any time here. Really, "only you would know about elpiss", is the best you could come up with.
9 years ago
Oranje, for the record, I thought the Victorian Age was fuckin' hilarious.
9 years ago
i shave my balls
9 years ago
thanks for that zek i was always curious lol
9 years ago
Brian! Brian! Eat the mother fucker already.
9 years ago
Claude would have.
9 years ago
he would have also used the reply button
9 years ago
I don't get it.
9 years ago
that's because it's british humor...
it's just tooooo sophisticated...
9 years ago
Haha.. Simon Pegg is a funny motherfucker though....
9 years ago
I don't really care for him.
9 years ago
I though Run Fatboy was a semi-decent to decent flick... Kinda gay, but pretty funny.
9 years ago
I just watched Layer Cake. Why does all you guy's movies look so low budget?
9 years ago
James Bond has always been a faggot but this guy is gonna make him even faggier.
9 years ago
I think Layer Cake is awesome.

It was made for only £4million.

Paul Blart: Mall Cop cost $26million

I'd say we are getting much more value for money.
9 years ago
& Daniel Craig would kick your arse.
9 years ago
Daniel Craig is a pussy.
9 years ago
you guys!!!! oh sorry, didnt remember that irish has the dibs on commenting oranje.
9 years ago
Irish, if you keep up with such nonsense, you'll force my hand. I'll have no option other than to call you a 'big stupid fat head'!

Persona, what the hell are you talking about?
9 years ago
Daniel Craig? ahahahah that's your country's bad ass?
9 years ago
?: I've got an idea... Why don't you come 'round for breakfast? I'll squeeze some orange juice and grind some coffee and we can talk about this like adults. How's that sound?
Dragan: Sounds very hospitable.
?: Do you know where I live?
Dragan: No.
?: Well, fuck off then.

^ That is funny!

& one you can use yourself, "Fucking females is for poofs".
9 years ago
Even the name sounds faggy.
9 years ago
"Even the name sounds faggy."

Nice
9 years ago
Hahaha!
9 years ago
Oranje: When your little argument with irish about the reason why nazi germany didnt win the war(invaded england), irish got very protective! he didnt want any disturbance in his arguments between the two of you. Yes he made a fool of himself, but you did not far any better yourself!
9 years ago
Daniel Craig > Timothy Dalton > Roger Moore > Pierce Brosnan > Sean Connery


p.s. wtf!? 26mill on Mall Cop!
9 years ago
Are you on drugs? Sean Connery last and Timothy Dalton in 2nd?

Get

The

Fuck

Outta

Here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
9 years ago
persona shut up ok?
9 years ago
Yes, Hank.. drugs are great....
Sean Connery = buzzkill
9 years ago
Rowan Atkinson would be great as James Bond, as a back up we could throw in Jermey Clarkson ;)
9 years ago
Thanks for your opinion, Persona.

I'll be copying it into word, printing it off twice & have them both laminated. I'll send one copy to a safety deposit box in Zürich & the other to you, to autograph before I have it framed in order to adorn my wall.
9 years ago
dik, I will never give you that pleasure!
9 years ago
That Jason Statham guy from the Transporter should be the next James Bond.
9 years ago
Dude, Johnny English was good enough.. We don't need Rowan trying to be all serious and stuff... I'm not gonna buy into it anyway.
9 years ago
You might wanna cut back on the crack, JerkS.
9 years ago
Yeah, Turkish would make a great Bond I think....
9 years ago
Timothy Dalton in 2nd & Jason Statham as the next bond?

I'm trying not to call you people idiots any more, but you're making it REALLY fucking hard!

You people are crazy!
9 years ago
James Bond is a fag no matter who plays him.
9 years ago
Although Daniel Craig is gonna take it to a new limit.
9 years ago
Alright though... you guys can maybe agree with me on this. Best opening scene to a Bond movie: Living Daylights

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yqCJbq9Ma08
9 years ago
Hey O-rang, who the fuck are you talking to? You people? Do you mean Americans? Only one American (Jerkstore) was saying that dumb bond shit and another one (me) had called him on it before you.
9 years ago
I get so fucking sick of your fucking bullshit, O-Rang, you cunt.

Hey, how's this for an impersonation of O-Rang?
"Hello, I'm smart and I'm British. England is the best country ever and all Americans are dumb." Pretty much sums it up, doesn't it?

How 'bout shutting the fuck up with that lame bullshit, you fucking conceited tosser.

9 years ago
That's a pretty accurate impersonation.
9 years ago
Heres my Oranje impression.

I'm British and a raging homo. Although I'll never admitt it, I don't like America because deep down I know they saved my worthless country from the Germans. I also like to wear ladies undergarments.
9 years ago
Actually thats my Oranje/cheeky/fries impersonation.
9 years ago
I was actually talking to Jerk & Mako.

Jerk: "Daniel Craig > Timothy Dalton > Roger Moore > Pierce Brosnan > Sean Connery"

Mako: "That Jason Statham guy from the Transporter should be the next James Bond."

Do you now see that your attack was a little unnecessary, Hank? I haven't said anything negative about you, or Irish.
9 years ago
HUGE misunderstanding!
9 years ago
fuck statham... craig was born to play bond
9 years ago
I agree with Metalnoob...and Craig is possibly the shortest Bond too...at 5'10...but easily the most believable and 'human'. I liked Dalton as Bond.
9 years ago
Craig is a fag and so are you.
9 years ago
Stfu midget...Elpiss said so. And, if I were genuinely a fag...you'd love me...u cocksmoking faggot.
9 years ago
Dalton was a good Bond, HM. Oranje, every day you make it a little less easy to like you, but I'm trying lol...seriously though, what don't you like about Statham, Oranje?
9 years ago
Dalton was fucking awful, the worst Bond ever. Craig's not bad, but I just can't picture him as Bond. Connery ftw.
8 years ago
Thank you for your response to my comment and make sure that wikipedia gets it right! You won that argument,but anyhow..
fish`n chips will make you fat ok!
9 years ago
I made a reply to oranje, not a fucking new post, well it happend and a fuck you my malware infested cmputer...
9 years ago
You don't have to make excuses here persona, it's reaaly not necessary.

We all know you're a useless, thick cunt.
8 years ago
*really
8 years ago
I'm trying to work out what anybody would find funny in this sketch. Been trying for almost 4 hours now, and I've still come up with nothing.
9 years ago
There isn't, not 1 thing about this is funny. It is just shit!
9 years ago
Shame really, since I kind of like Simon Pegg in a lot of things
9 years ago
Not the best Big Train sketch
9 years ago
You people are all dicks
9 years ago
Just 'cause you like shit porn & shit comedy.
9 years ago
You filthy fucking freak!
9 years ago
Ovis.
9 years ago
By'eck
9 years ago
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