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Nasty Spider Bite

KerSplat! Yummy. Plus 50 for Team Puss!

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by cheekycov

submitted February 8th 2009

58 comments
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comments (58)
She covered it up. As a member of Team Pus, I don't think it merits 50 points.
9 years ago
yeah pus only gets 1 point, team shit however racked it up with my last submission
9 years ago
You should get extra points for submitting an original photo of yourself, shitdick.
9 years ago
you still cheating for team shit drum?
9 years ago
calling irrational points and whatnot
9 years ago
I was absent when you guys made the shit puke puss teams, so could i see the rosters in a muchokombat fashion? please.
9 years ago
i'm not going to watch this...
9 years ago
You must.
9 years ago
Dude, all it is is a female doctor getting ready to lance a guys spider bite, a little blood comes out, she makes a joke about her period, and it's over. No big deal.
9 years ago
mustn't
9 years ago
possum, you fuckin candy-ass.
9 years ago
no, seriously guys...i have this problem with spiders...
9 years ago
Poss, it EXPLODES!

& that's a bird, not a guy.
9 years ago
There aren't even any spiders in it.
9 years ago
no no no - no exploding spider bites....no no no
9 years ago
One time late at night I was sitting on my bed with my back propped up on the wall, and my room mate at the time was walking by and stopped in the doorway to talk, the first thing he said was "dude there's a spider by your head!". I looked over and there was a good sized black widow cruising along the wall maybe five inches from my ear. I was wearing a thick flannel shirt at the time so I slammed my fore arm against the spider and then pressed it to be sure it was squashed, I pulled my arm back, and there's no spider or guts or anything on the wall. I turn my arm, and the fucker is hauling ass up the sleeve of my shirt, at this point I jump up and pin the little fucker there with my other arm, so I'm standing there with a fucking black widow pinned between my shirtsleeves, not sure the pressure will kill it as the shirt is thick and soft and the strategy already failed once. Whats a nigga to do? I didn't want it to get me, and I for fucking sure didn't want it loose in my bedroom, so I walked over to an open area and pulled my arms apart, the asshole spider fell on the floor and I curb stomped his ass, gave me the heebie jeebies for a week.
True story.
9 years ago
I wonder who's gonna play you in the movie???
9 years ago
chris tucker
9 years ago
wonder who's going to play the spider.....
9 years ago
Christina Ricci.
9 years ago
one time i put on my underwear and felt something sharp on my giat testicles...i pulled my underwear down and there was a spider in there biting my balls
9 years ago
*giant
9 years ago
*elchris
9 years ago
*with a microscope
9 years ago
*mangina
9 years ago
That's no spider bite. That's a love bite from a Singapore hooker.
9 years ago
oh... ya grandpa?*
9 years ago
*All your comments are fucking lame*
9 years ago
I love exploding cyst videos. This is a good one.
9 years ago
Top 5... Maybe?
9 years ago
someone should remake arachnophobia with a scene like this, except it explodes and tons of tiny spiders come out
9 years ago
shut up shut up shut up shut up
9 years ago
and then the guys mouth opens and spiders crawl out.
9 years ago
Possum have you seen The Mist? Some freaky spiders in that movie. You should watch that bit and post your reaction.
9 years ago
The way they ended that movie wasn't true to the book, but epic indeed!
9 years ago
watched it last year...meh...
read the novella ten years ago
...the stupid-ass movie actually made me root for the spider- thingies...just hoping they'd get the so-called "actors" to shut up...horrrible, predictable, badly- written, and comically-directed, piece of dog shit...
9 years ago
You can't really go to a movie based on a King story with high expectations.. unless it's a non-horror one. I read Rita Hayworth.. in probably '88, and later when they announced a movie I was fucking horrified they'd ruin it..
9 years ago
Still advocating King pretty hard ah Rolando... well, why wouldn't you...
9 years ago
maybe i was being harsh...but i'm just SO fucking tired of decent SK stuff getting recycled into the Movie Of The Week...give Terry Gilliam a shot at any King stories...THAT would be interesting
9 years ago
Is anyone actually going to make cell.
9 years ago
i would actually love that...
(Cell, i mean)
if the fuckers would actually follow the book, and disregard the stupid "movie"
shit...
9 years ago
Never even considered that pair-up possum, highly intriguing!
9 years ago
Gilliam & King I mean..
9 years ago
Gilliam is so good that I willingly go to watch anything that he makes.
9 years ago
Unlike Michael Bay or Jim Cameron
9 years ago
Or Speilberg or Howard
9 years ago
Gilliam isn't that good.
9 years ago
Even his bad films are very watchable. Not to mention the Fisher King, Time Bandits, 12 Monkeys, Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas and Brasil
9 years ago
Possum, you remind me of my friend Erin...So much in fact I'm going to call you Erin from now on.
9 years ago
You remind me off a runny shit.
9 years ago
definitely impressive
9 years ago
I got but by a spider once.
It was on the front of my calf.
Every time someone saw it they wanted to puke.
I didn't even go to the doctors, I just used Neosporin.
9 years ago
that was fucking awesomei just wish it laid eggs in it
9 years ago
I've always wanted to do that.. the feeling must be sooooooooooooooo satisfactory... yumyum
9 years ago
well that felt like it landed on me.
9 years ago
Remind you of your bukkake gigs?
9 years ago
burn!
9 years ago
Oh I see one of my fans you would know wouldn't you XP
9 years ago
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