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Updated Map of England

Cruel, Oranje... translation? It doesn't make a whole lot of sense to me really, but nonetheless, it looks like it might be offensive... Hehehe.. Doesn't orange live near the ass where all the boats are being shitted out?

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by JerkStore

submitted February 6th 2009

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Updated Map of England
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9 years ago
Nah, wrong update.
9 years ago
Not offensive. Just crap.
9 years ago
lol
9 years ago
Well like Archie Bunker said: "england ain't nothing but a place for fags".
9 years ago
i think he meant america
9 years ago
high five* fries
9 years ago
Americans-dumb, England-fags
9 years ago
i would much rather be an idiot than gay, at least i would still get layed the right way
9 years ago
That would require you getting laid in the first place.
9 years ago
America invented fags.
9 years ago
I think that was Greece.
9 years ago
England must of had a Nachosbellegrande combo.
9 years ago
Wow. England has a lot of lawns.
9 years ago
They all have ultrasonic alarms so no shitting in the rosebushes fleabag
9 years ago
Too bad you don't have ultrasonic toothbrushes. =(
9 years ago
whammy
9 years ago
This is why the UK sucks ass and America is the greatest country in the world! AMERICA FUCK YEAH!
9 years ago
i've never heard a more infallibly correct sentence
9 years ago
The "This is why" part of your comment leads me to believe that you understand this picture. Could you be so kind as to explain it to me?
9 years ago
Actually that was a joke, but it seems as though the British are taking a huge shit on the french
9 years ago
Fuck!

This picture makes no sense.
9 years ago
It's a cartoon from the 1700's. Good to see Jerk is upto date
9 years ago
I just didn't care enough to look into it more.
9 years ago
I googled John Bull, apparently he is a character used to represent Britain & he mocked the French, quite mercilessly.
9 years ago
Again. I couldn't be assed Googling this. The French require no mocking...they do a good job mocking themselves.
9 years ago
looks like you both need to brush up on ur 1700's english history
9 years ago
What?

You mean 'cause we didn't know about this cartoon character? Fuck off.
9 years ago
For once I agree.
9 years ago
You agree with me more often that you'd ever admit.
9 years ago
That's bullshit.
Oh, and btw...in NINE years...you'll still be ugly...and a slaphead.
9 years ago
I like the fact that France is being shitted on. However, wouldn't it have been better to have a mouth on France?
9 years ago
It does, below Normandy and above the F in France.
9 years ago
Basically it's from the time when France was getting revolutionary. It's George III (maybe) shitting a defensive force to make France shut the fuck up.
9 years ago
No Jerk, I'm from South Yorkshire, pretty far from the arse. It is basically the heart of Britain.
9 years ago
no Yorkshire is the strong shoulders that supports the head of England
9 years ago
I live in leeds and to be fair, its the best city outside london. The north has everything going for it, cheaper to live, its faster growing, and i dont have to listen to some stupid half cast cunts talking "london" anymore.
9 years ago
Leeds is shit. Full of cuntsacks and annoying ethnics.
9 years ago
^ He's right, you know.
9 years ago
cheeky was telling me that Yorkshire is full of dumbshits and used fries as an example. I guess it makes sense that Oranje is from there too.
9 years ago
But Yorkshire has the city of York and that's one of the prettiest cities in the world. Guess the Romans and Vikings didn't anticipate who'd inherit it...
9 years ago
Oranje and me are both from Doncaster too
9 years ago
What a fine crop.
9 years ago
Over this way, you can get John Bulls from the chip shop. They consist of two slices of potato with a corned beef hash filling, dipped in batter and deep fried. They are good!
9 years ago
Sounds like you're trying to overtake Glasgow as the heart-failure capital of Europe.
9 years ago
Only something like 4% of people from Doncaster go into higher education.

I really am the cream of the crop.

I always knew I was.
9 years ago
Though saying that, I can't think of many people I associate with who didn't go.
9 years ago
How did that ^^^^ end up here? It was supposed to be under your googling John Bull comment.
9 years ago
reply fail?
9 years ago
MrFigs, that sounds like a heart attack waiting to happen. I've eaten some pretty damn odd things, but that is one I'd have to pass on.
9 years ago
If it was strapped to a cock, you'd eat it.
9 years ago
Hahaha!
9 years ago
oh, those are boats.. i thought they were beetles.. which would make more sense.

9 years ago
On account of there being over 750,000,000,000,000,000 of them?

With over 350,000 species, & a new one being discovered at the rate of 1/hr?
9 years ago
I've just bought a beetle.
9 years ago
Has it been previously discovered?
9 years ago
WHY?
9 years ago
Well, I'm not gonna pretend to 'get' this. Something to do with the French revolution I'm sure.
Diggin the massively-oversimplified 'map'. Shit...manages to make England look even smaller than it actually is.
9 years ago
It's Napoleonic piss taking
9 years ago
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