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elpiss at work

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that's how he finances his drug habits...

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by Romeo2000

submitted February 6th 2009

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elpiss at work
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work it baby
9 years ago
and remember... an unwashed hobo asshole is only an inch away from that dick you're sucking.
9 years ago
I think he should be more concerned about the unwashed hobo dick that's in his mouth right now.
9 years ago
I remember this. I put my cig out on his cheek when he wouldn't swallow. Stupid faggot.
9 years ago
how does a hobo afford a new SUV in this economical times?
9 years ago
surgeon general's warning: if you keep sucking on those things, you'll get cancer.
9 years ago
August 12th 2004 ... "It was all good," until the PUSS from his Abscess teeth slobbered down to the open sores on my bald spot, sending me into violent convulsions.




















9 years ago
So this is you in the picture, is that what your saying? You can suck hobo dick all you want, i dont give a fuck what you do, but blogging about it seems pretty fuckin weird. Plus your a fucking idiot.
9 years ago
^^^ Gooface ... Do us all a favor and take your life. Just open a wrist and go night-night, you son of a diseased whore.
9 years ago
You dont seem to has the same mastery over english speakin i has, so let me dumb it down for ya prick. Fuck off
9 years ago
Multi fails.
Infection juice is PUS, not PUSS.
9 years ago
nono. you got there something wrong. elpiss payed the hobo to let him suck his dik.
9 years ago
How much did he pay you, a carton of cigs and two bottles of wine?
9 years ago
+ a sandwich for my cellnumber. so he can come for seconds.
9 years ago
THAT CANT TASTE GOOD
9 years ago
You've tasted better.
9 years ago
Sounds like you two have tasted one another.
9 years ago
Dos Blammos.
9 years ago
A chick will suck your dick because you're rich, you bought her dinner, you gave her a ring, etc. Why, in Jesus' name, with all the clean gay dick out there waiting to be sucked, would you suck DIRTY BROKE-ASS HOBO DICK?!? Can you say "LOW SELF ESTEEM"? (I knew you could.)
9 years ago
It's probably for some fetish porn site, you dipshit.
9 years ago
Hmmm... you apparently have it bookmarked. Please, Hank, share the link with the class. Dipshit.
9 years ago
Haha, I was just pointing out your stupidity. No need to break your water over it.
9 years ago
www.elpisssucksbumcock.com?
9 years ago
www.bumcockiswhatelpisslivesfor.com
9 years ago
Hank, let go of the bait before you get the hook. You said it was a fetish site, so which one is it? You're obviously familiar with hobo cock sucker sites. Do you pay monthly, or does your disability check cover the whole year?
9 years ago
www.elpisshuntsforrottencock.com
9 years ago
Hahaha, maybe I'll tell you Soda if you lick my nuts just right, you who are you.
9 years ago
That wasn't very good. I don't think I'm gonna tell you.
9 years ago
He looks like he's really enjoying it...come on you fucking bum, make love to the camera.
9 years ago
nick nolte needs no needling, neumann!
9 years ago
That alsmost sounds like a Buseyism.
9 years ago
gary gags on guy's gangrenous glans!
9 years ago
possum say: I sold out and am great buds with some noobs. Fucking Cheech.
9 years ago
cruel crams cream up cum crater!
9 years ago
Cheech. ^
9 years ago
Chong, chum!
9 years ago
Pretty strange how I knew from day 1 the whole Cheech thing would be an issue for you. Hmmm. Incisive I am...
9 years ago
okay...ha for that
9 years ago
Um, don't mention it?
possum say: I'm feeling regular nowadays.
9 years ago
actually, i havent taken a dump for three days...wanna smell my farts?
9 years ago
...you misunderstood the type of regular I was referring to...
9 years ago
Possum, you may want to see a doctor...
9 years ago
no, i didnt
and
no, i dont
9 years ago
No, you really, really should.
9 years ago
Yes, Cheech, you did. It meant...you are feeling like a regular here at MS...like your nooby buddy Metalface.
9 years ago
moderator? these british types keep licking their finger, then touching me!
can we please get back "on topic", now?
9 years ago
Moderator?

Haaahahahahahaha!

G'night all!
9 years ago
seeya fugs...please take my advice:
pull down your pants and slide on the ice
9 years ago
hahaha
9 years ago
Was that a rap? I'm starting to see lots of rap participation.
9 years ago
if you freely participate in the rap, then it's not actually rap...it gets logged as "consensual"
9 years ago
ps - sydney effin freeman
9 years ago
Boo booooh.
9 years ago
Can't be much of a drug habit really cos i can't see a tramp having lots of money.
9 years ago
man, I never thought of dirty hobos as sexual beings
9 years ago
you are so turned on right now
9 years ago
let's go get us a bum...think we could find a tranny bum?
9 years ago
That's gross.
9 years ago
Bicho's always available
9 years ago
Hi Jaimee, you weirdo!
9 years ago
i imagine dik to be close to a bum anyway
9 years ago
how am i like a bum?
9 years ago
calling someone as capable of hate as me a bum after i just got home from work is a risky endeavor.. will you be proceeding?
9 years ago
probably not
9 years ago
Although... you do have plenty of facial hair
9 years ago
he shaved in early January
9 years ago
Hi Roland, is it cold up there?
9 years ago
He shaved or you did? If it was you can I see?
9 years ago
no, I keep it 70's style
9 years ago
i've still never seen it
9 years ago
^Prefers the wrong'un
9 years ago
It's okay jamiee, winterbush is acceptable this time of year.
9 years ago
oh, phew!
9 years ago
No, it isn't. If I take the time to manscape the least you can do is shave the kitty.
9 years ago
i trim my bush , it makes my manhood look bigger
9 years ago
5cm instead of 4
9 years ago
Damn you Cheeky , i'm trying to impress the Mucho females
9 years ago
Hahaha...I think it's funny guys call theirs bushes too
9 years ago
What's happening Cheeky?
9 years ago
Things are freezing, that's what's happening.
9 years ago
See 1rish, winterbush can be a twofold meaning: Some people use it to describe an overgrown out of control bush, and some people use it to describe a bush that is just grown in.
9 years ago
Meh! Fucking cold is what it is!
9 years ago
Hi Fugs! long time. Cold? Canada was cold...-24C...Brrrrrrr!

I left in a blizzard and arrived in 75 F weather, flowers blooming, palm trees swaying, and a blu blue sky
9 years ago
GODAMN IT!
9 years ago
You can visit anytime Cheeky; any of you Brits are welcome
9 years ago
Hi sweetheart! It's not quite that cold here, but it's below freezing. Economic situation aside, I still hope to get out over there to see you both at some point. I need some sun therapy!
9 years ago
warmed up to 33 F here today...digusting sloppy mess it was, hmmm?
s'okay though - tomorrow night we're getting another blizzard rolling in...ps - i hate yu jaimee
9 years ago
Any travel is out of the question at the mo, cuz after a fire at the boss's main warehouse, everybody is a suspect. Wasn't me, I would have burnt the garage...
9 years ago
Hahaha! Given the state of England's economy right now...I'd say your boss is the main suspect.
9 years ago
The company is tens of thousands up on last year, with no bank loans or other debts, etc. The idea of an inside job is to save them time looking for the robbers that failed. My main worry is being dragged in for 'a talk' and me telling them what I think of the situation. They wouldn't like it...
9 years ago
The £ failing against the Euro gas increased trade no end. The 'recession' is good for business.
9 years ago
*has oops.
9 years ago
save your shillings, Fugs
9 years ago
It went up to 50 (or 10 celsius) here today, possum. It's like a one day heat wave...supposed to get a little snow tomorrow night.
9 years ago
yeah, shark - you'll get what we get tomorrow, on
Tues or Weds, ithink
hello spring!
goodbye spring!
...god i hate february...
9 years ago
Amen. Another 30 days or so of this shit, then hopefully we're done with snow.
9 years ago
they ever catch that bastard, btw?
9 years ago
Oh yeah, they got him the very next day. He's only being charged with assault and weapons charges, which no one is too happy about-he's a fuckin' murderer. The funeral home did an excellent job on Tim, though-it's not the norm to have an open casket for someone that was shot in the head, but the funeral home did a great job.
9 years ago
wtf? weapons and assault?
what dont they understand about "cold-blooded murder?"
...weird ps - closed circuit to mako: the "dead wife's" dad was/is an undertaker...those fuckers do a ?pretty good job, dont they
9 years ago
Yeah, this place has always been good, actually...it's run by a bunch of old school Italians-I'm sure I'm related to them somehow lol. But anyway, yeah, I'm guessing that the DA is just trying to go for an easy conviction. You can pretty much plea bargain your way out of anything around here if you have enough time and money.
9 years ago
"Stay Young
Die Pretty"

wow i'm old
9 years ago
it isn't all about you possum..isn't it time you submitted a pic of yourself?
9 years ago
Nooooooooooooooo!
9 years ago
This should be a poster to help kids stay off meth
9 years ago
maybe they're in love..ever think of that?...maybe they're making love
9 years ago
it's sexy
9 years ago
Makin love out of nothing at all?
9 years ago
Whilst a camera crew just happens to be passing by?
9 years ago
zing
9 years ago
this is the most erotic thing i've ever seen
9 years ago
you people just don't know what love is
9 years ago
or what love might look like if you were a homeless guy
9 years ago
What is love?
9 years ago
Baby don't hurt me.
9 years ago
go to the back roland
9 years ago
You know you're bobbing your head, you crusty old hippie.
9 years ago
ya
9 years ago
i think the important thing here is that we've all learned a lesson..love can come in all shapes and sizes...even shapes that are shaped like the homeless
9 years ago
Now the world don't move
to the beat of just one drum...
9 years ago
...or one bum.
9 years ago
You don't know what love is
'til you've learned the meaning of the blues
'til you've had a love you had to lose
you don't know what love is
9 years ago
i wanna know what love is
i want you to show me...
9 years ago
Yes, true love's
A many splendored thing
9 years ago
Whats love got to do with it?
9 years ago
Love hurts, love scars,
Love wounds, and marks,
Any heart, not tough,
Or strong, enough
To take a lot of pain,
Take a lot of pain
Love is like a cloud
Holds a lot of rain
Love hurts, ooh ooh love hurts
9 years ago
^FTW!
9 years ago
^^STFU
9 years ago
Inflammation of the foreskin
Reminds me of your smile.
I've had ballanital chancroids
For quite a little while.
I gave my heart to NSU
That lovely night in June.
I ache for you, my darling,
And I hope you get well soon.

My penile warts, your herpes,
My syphilitic sores.
Your moenelial infection,
How I miss you more and more.
Your dobie's itch, my scrumpox
Our lovely gonnorrhea,
At least we both were lying,
When we said that we were clear.
Our syphilitic kisses,
Sealed the secret of our tryst.
You gave me scrotal pustules,
With a quick flick of your wrist.
Your trichovaginitis
Sent shivers down my spine;
I got snail tracks in my anus
When your spirochetes met mine.

Gonoccocal urethritis, streptococcal ballinitis,
meningo myelitis,
diplococcal cephalitis, epididymitis,
interstitial keratitis,
syphilitic choroiditis,
and antertior u-ve-i-tis.

My clapped out genitalia
Is not so bad for me,
As the complete and utter failure
Every time I try to pee.
My doctor says my buboes
Are the worst he's ever seen,
My scrotum's painted orange
And my balls are turning green.
My heart is very tender
Though my parts are awful raw,
You might have been infected
But you never were a bore.
I'm dying of your love, my love
I'm your spirochaetal clown,
I've left my body to science
But I'm afraid they've turned it down.

Gonoccocal urethritis, streptococcal ballinitis,
meningo myelitis,
diplococcal cephalitis, epididymitis,
interstitial keratitis,
syphilitic choroiditis,
and antertior u-ve-i-tis.
9 years ago
wow
hahaha
9 years ago
Love is a many-splendored thing
9 years ago
whoopsy on zeke!
9 years ago
^fail


put your arms around me baby
can't you see i need you so
hold me close against your skin
i'm about to begin, loving you....
9 years ago
dam you interposted possum
9 years ago
:)
9 years ago
Yeah, wow cheeky. You can Google, and cut&paste...that's talent indeed.
9 years ago
and you can drone on and on and on about nothing in particular. That too, is a rare talent
9 years ago
Never mind your attempts at "rap"
9 years ago
I notice you don't deny the cutting and pasting. At least anything I say/do here is original/my own.
9 years ago
Your own, yes. Original, maybe. Boring, undeniably so.

If you notice what was going on in this thread you'll see people posting lyrics to other songs. Now, I could've typed all that out but that would be something a moron would do. So get off your high rocking horse and fuck off.
9 years ago
No.
And..."two outta three ain't bad".
9 years ago
*yawn*
9 years ago
*golf claps*
9 years ago
*crickets chirp*
9 years ago
Cheeky can't rap. He's too white.
9 years ago
seriously though - what's the tune to go along with the "lyrics"?
9 years ago
Three blind mice.
9 years ago
The pussy is free
'cause the crack cost money
oh yeah
I say the pussy is free
cause the crack cost money
oh yeah
9 years ago
you're a funny guy for a negro
9 years ago
Hey poss! We prefer nigger nowadays.
9 years ago
It's the Medical Love Song by Monty Python
9 years ago
White men can't rap. A fact ably demonstrated by Vanilla Ice, Hank Chinaski and CruelHM.
9 years ago
indeed
9 years ago
suck it hank
9 years ago
However, cheeky...'Ice, ice baby' is one of the biggest-selling singles of all time...and even 'proper' rappers (like me) will freely admit to liking it. Don't tell me you don't love it whenever you hear it...and even sing along.
9 years ago
I'd rather cut my ears of with a rusty nail than listen to that. Then pour sulphuric acid into the holes, just to make sure I couldn't hear that stupid shite ever again.
9 years ago
you are living in a fucking fantasy world cruel...ice ice baby? hahaha..."proper" rappers? fuck me you're a simple thing
9 years ago
You two know nothing about rap, so stfu.

And for the record, my raps are quite tight. I could probably sell them.
9 years ago
If there's one thing I know about rap it's that white men can't do it and that Vanilla Ice is...

If there's two things I know about rap it's that white boys can't do it and Vanilla Ice is crap and it's possibly the wors....

Amongst the many things I know about rap it's that white boys can't do it and Vanilla Ice is crap and it's possibly the worst musical form of expression ever invented. Along with Jazz
9 years ago
"nobody exp...oh, bugger.."
9 years ago
The Spanish Inquisition?
9 years ago
the bum...isn't enjoying it....FAIL
9 years ago
that doesn't stop elpiss
9 years ago
is that an attempt on humor there? fail. whoever you are
9 years ago
it made me laugh
9 years ago
Yeah, but to be fair, balloon-animals make you laugh too.
9 years ago
lolzo mckennah
9 years ago
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