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US vs the rest of the world...

i dont see japan, canada, china, or the UK here though...

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by possum

submitted February 4th 2009

408 comments
what do you think? let everyone know!
US vs the rest of the world...
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america...FUCK YEAH!
6 years ago
fuck ya, mealworm...look at my comment :)
6 years ago
look at me
6 years ago
ahhh, indeed pussom... I wonder why?
6 years ago
a - cause i'm american, and proud of it
b - but i'm sick and tired of Nazi-americans
c - in soviet russia, maps pwn YOU
6 years ago
'cause Japan, Canada, China, & the UK all have a high GDP...duh!
6 years ago
^thanks genius :) ....I hear possy, i feel the same way about a and b, but in soviet russia c feel the same way about me
6 years ago
Poss... "Nazi Americans"??
6 years ago
only referring to boots, k-billy, and a few other wannabees...
besides - I DONT FUCKING CARE!
i just thought the "map' thing was funny, and i knew that deja would post it if she was still in a mood :)
6 years ago
Hahahaaa... that's awesome, possum...
6 years ago
dont forget about : India, France, Germany, Russia, ect...not to mentoin the rate in which a few of these countries GDP is growing...
6 years ago
dont look at skulk.
6 years ago
So when other fellow proud Americans who have been brought up with a strong moral character voice their opinion,that makes them nazi-americans?I know youre and older person pussum..wasnt a sense of right and wrong drilled into your rodent skull?
So if your play-dead daddy was around,and he said"son,you have to do right by people in order for them to do right by you"and then you went about your life only later seeing these mealy fuckminded cocksniffers who go around blaming everyone for whats ailing them and it wouldnt piss you off?
Think about it dirty rat boy..what makes a person like you call them,a nazi-american?
Id assume you'd consider me to be one.
6 years ago
Probably, you sound a clueless fuck.
6 years ago
Hank buddy, What the fuck is with your sentences lately?
6 years ago
what... are they nicer than usual?
6 years ago
I missed a word.
6 years ago
It's a new thing I'm doing. I'm intentionally leaving one word out of each sentence to protest the horrible oppression of the people of.
6 years ago
what fuck? rof?
6 years ago
nazi american? Kewl
6 years ago
what's a nazi american again? Can you break that down for us Opossum?
6 years ago
Metalface has a good sense of humor.
6 years ago
Its funny cause its true.
6 years ago
Here we go again.
6 years ago
Notice England doesn't even rank.
6 years ago
oopsy
6 years ago

"'cause Japan, Canada, China, & the UK all have a high GDP...duh!"

Damn, you're dumb.
6 years ago
umm...yeah...
6 years ago
I wasn't talking to you Poss. I was talking to numbnuts up there who doesn't quite understand how this map works.
6 years ago
i know, oj
lol
6 years ago
England also seems to have a high percentage of annoying wankers who love the smell of their own shit.
6 years ago
I thought Luxumberg had the Highest GDP
6 years ago
You must mean per capita.
6 years ago
i dont like the smell of my own shit
6 years ago
Sure you don't.
6 years ago
My shit does indeed smell good.
6 years ago
you are a bitch then. I bet you don't burp to.
6 years ago
My shit is so good, that I actually eat it.
6 years ago
Oranje!
Look what I got!
I got a stick!
You want it?
You want this stick?
Go get it!
*doesn't throw the stick*
6 years ago
Now, if we were talking regional, we could include the northeast and call it UK. Japan is considered only if you include the GDP generated by the US sewer system since the are scatophiles and China owns the US through the banking system, or should I say owns the North American Union!
6 years ago
^^ I'm not 100% on what you mean by that, Irish.

Is it because I proved you wrong so many times yesterday, you're now pretending that you only said those things to get a rise out of me?

If so, it really is a lame attempt to cover up the fact you ran away with your tail between your legs after being made to look like an ignorant retard with no knowledge of history.
6 years ago
When have I ever run from you?
6 years ago
*pats Oranje's head*
6 years ago
Why would I give a shit about some battle that didn't involve my country? Particularly one that happened before my country showed up and saved yours. Therefore rendering the battle of no consequence. So what, you held off Hitler for like 2 minutes and then we showed up and kicked his ass.
6 years ago
Sooooooo that ball/stick shit IS a way of covering up the fact you were pwn3d numerous times yesterday...or what?
6 years ago
Keep back peddling like you're in the circus, boy.
6 years ago
No, it is simply me pointing out how I amuse myself with you.
6 years ago
You didn't pwn me yesterday and you know it.
6 years ago
You made stupid claims, I proved them wrong.

You were pwn3d, numerous times. Anyone with the ability to read knows it.
6 years ago
I wish I could read, but I'm too dumb.
6 years ago
Nah, you just act dumb.
6 years ago
You never proved anything wrong. You spouted your usual pro-British/anti-American nonsense. I pointed out multiple times how we stepped in and saved you losers and still refuse to accept it.
6 years ago
You said we didn't with the Battle of Britain - I proved you wrong.

You said I couldn't prove their indiscriminate bombing was 'impotent' - I proved Hitler was a poor strategist & how it was, in fact, 'impotent'.

.....you said I didn't pwn you & I have just proven I did.

+1 fail for Irish.
6 years ago
You are creatively interpreting what was said yesterday and you know it.
6 years ago
Either that or you were just too dumb to understand it.
6 years ago
"creatively interpreting what was said yesterday"

As if I would do such a thing.
6 years ago
Im fair, like a Fox (News).
6 years ago
I'm not an actor
I'm a chiropractor
I break backbones like you two-tone
You no color havin', lover havin', brother havin'empty boast
Lonely like a ghost gumming ghastly toast
You soggy like cereal
Whammy like bloggy
Spammy like venereal
6 years ago
your cereal is venereal
6 years ago
oranjie, why do you always get so riled up when people remind you that it was America who bailed your asses out?
6 years ago
I'm bemused by the way you guys are proud of the fact you joined the wining team at the last minute.
6 years ago
We were all around the world fighting, whilst you guys wondered whos side to join.
6 years ago
My cereal is serious.
6 years ago
Yeah.... all that funding we sent you Brits FOR YEARS before D-Day was us wondering whos side to join... lol, dude, you should stop while you are WAY behind.
6 years ago
Irish #2 steps up. Go for it, K-Loser.
6 years ago
Funding you sent us?

You mean the Anglo American loans?

"The most important term was monetary convertibility of the pound sterling. Though not the intention, the effect of the convertibility was to damage the economy. Companies could demand payment in dollars rather than the pound sterling. These dollars were then spent in the US rather than in the UK depressing industrial demand — this all ate into the loan rather than the money being spent on improving post War Britain."

Again K-Billy, very noble of you guys to profit from WW2. We fought Hitler 'cause it was the right thing to do, you guys looked to it as a business venture.

Very noble.
6 years ago
why dont you join in hank? oh, that's right. You dont comment on stuff you dont know jack shit about.
6 years ago
I know you don't know shit.
6 years ago

If it wasn't for us, you guys would have chosen to become Nazi America.
6 years ago
Should we bring Prescott Bush into this, K-Billy?

6 years ago
Are you saying that war does not cost anything? Like we were just going to give it to you? We gave, sold, distributed to you: Tanks, planes, guns, warships, ordinance, food, medical supplies etc etc you fucking re re. Very noble indeed. Who knows what would have happened if we werent so noble?
6 years ago
Yeah. bring Prescott Bush into this. Also remember to bring in George Bush Sr. who's plane got shot down.
6 years ago
We won the Battle of Britain whilst most of our forces were around the world.

Hitler was NEVER a threat to us. Hitler wasn't even mad enough to attempt to invade Britain if we stayed at home like you cowards.

We fought Hitler, & so what if you LOANED us money to do so? We did what was right, you didn't....for years.

There is nothing you can say to alter that FACT.
6 years ago
OH, then i guess you didnt need us after all. Churchill must have been just kidding when he was asking/pleading the USA for assistance. After all, Hitler was small fries. You guys had the situation totally under control! You won the Battle of Britain after all! That's right! LOL!
6 years ago
Just shut the fuck up Orangie and save some face. WE bailed you out. WE gave you supplies. That's the history bud. Now, go brush your teeth and drink some cider.
6 years ago
*Hitler was NEVER a threat to us. Hitler wasn't even mad enough to attempt to invade Britain if we stayed at home like you cowards.

We fought Hitler, & so what if you LOANED us money to do so? We did what was right, you didn't....for years.*

FACT
6 years ago
FACT
Hitler wanted England like he wanted France. He was repeatedly repelled however, thanks to your brave men and women and the shit ton of supplies we gave you. I say again. HITLER wanted England. That's the battle of Britain. It was Hitler trying to break the English so that he could invade somehow. He was a threat to you.
6 years ago
You know as well as I do that if we didn't declare war on Hitler after he invaded Poland (which was the right thing to do) & stayed at home with a cowardly 'Britain First' attitude, he wouldn't have stood a fucking chance...'cause he didn't whilst we were spread all around the world.
6 years ago
i remember that, billy and i were both there to protest going to war on the steps of congress...
good stuff that was
6 years ago
"Hitler was NEVER a threat to us." Yeah, he was gonna take over all of Europe and leave you fags alone. "We fought Hitler because it was the right thing to do." You fought because you were scared shitless. We saved your sorry asses and thats all there is to it.
6 years ago
Japan wasn't a threat to us but we got involved in Pacific too.

That would be after Germany declared war on you, Japan declared war on you & then we declared war on Japan 'cause they attacked you, not us.
6 years ago
If the Germans came by plane, we shot him down. If he'd have attempted to come by boat, we'd have blown them out of the water...
6 years ago
yall can't take credit for the work of the gremlins from kremlin
6 years ago
Like I said before, you were holding them off delaying the inevitable, then we showed up and saved your ass.
6 years ago
Hey Irish, can you read..

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Oranjeboom says:

*Hitler was NEVER a threat to us. Hitler wasn't even mad enough to attempt to invade Britain if we stayed at home like you cowards.

We fought Hitler, & so what if you LOANED us money to do so? We did what was right, you didn't....for years.*

FACT
6 years ago
&

*You know as well as I do that if we didn't declare war on Hitler after he invaded Poland (which was the right thing to do) & stayed at home with a cowardly 'Britain First' attitude, he wouldn't have stood a fucking chance...'cause he didn't whilst we were spread all around the world.*
6 years ago
We loaned you money. That doesn't sound like jumping in at the last minute.
6 years ago
"then we showed up and saved your ass"

hahahaha

You didn't just 'show up' anywhere. You were attacked by the Japs & Hitler declared war on your cowardly country.
6 years ago
"Hitler wasn't even mad enough..." You are dumb. You think the war happened because he was mad?
6 years ago
perhaps it was the gnomes of nottingham?
6 years ago
You fought less than Half of WW2 - pathetic.
6 years ago
Oranje thinks Hitler woke up on the wrong side of the bed and decided to take over Europe.

Thats another fail, Oranje.
6 years ago
Russia (lack of choice) > Britain > US
6 years ago
wowowow Irish...

You DON'T think Hitler was insane?

hahaha
6 years ago
You're obviously a crazy mother fucker too if you think he wasn't.
6 years ago
Oh, so now you are trying to insinuate you meant mad=insane instead of mad=angry.
6 years ago
"Keep back peddling like you're in the circus, boy."
6 years ago
Thats another fail for you, by the way.
6 years ago
Only an idiot would think mad meant angry in that context.

Major fail Irish, showed a major lack of reasoning there. What an idiot.
6 years ago
We both know you meant angry. Give it up Oranjefail.
6 years ago
both of my grandfathers and my dad's step father were at the d-day invasion.. so you can't say america didn't do its fair share.... and HELLO?!?! economic crisis over here, still trying to work out the 'new deal',
ironically the war is what pulled us out of the depression...
6 years ago
Typical American action, to completely misunderstand something that is so obvious.

That really is funny Irish. You must be embarrassed now.
6 years ago
We both know you meant angry.

hahaha

Angry didn't remotely make sense there Irish. You're so slow.
6 years ago
have you heard any of his speeches?
motherfucker was downright PISSED OFF!
6 years ago
lol

He was the maddest mother fucker on the planet!
6 years ago
You're never gonna live that down, Irish.
6 years ago
Live what down? You're never gonna live down that you think Hitler tried to take over Europe because he was in a bad mood.

+1 Fail, Oranje.
6 years ago
*Serious question*

Is the term 'mad man' not used in America? Doesn't mad mean crazy?
6 years ago
yall are BOTH excellent failers...
I aspire to one day surpass you guys, but only under your guidance and wisdom...
:P nooge
6 years ago
^ You better hope the answer to that question is 'no', Irish. Otherwise you have no excuse here.
6 years ago
under a loose definition, they both mean the same thing, though they have subtle differences in meaning
6 years ago
It isn't as common as it is there.
"You're mad" is a pretty dated expression here. We would just say "You're crazy".
6 years ago
Either way though, you meant angry, and we both know it. You are failing left and right today.
6 years ago
Irish is a mad man & a failure of epic proportions.

oooooooooooh do I mean angry or crazy, Irish?

lol
6 years ago
you sodding wankas are all daft
6 years ago
"It isn't as common as it is there."

& exactly where do you mean by 'there'?
6 years ago
come on rish, wheres the rebuttle, we're almost at 300 comments..
6 years ago
damnit he logged off, now we'll never get there :(
6 years ago
America needs the UK, and the UK needs America. End of it.
Rish is gay...OJ fucks retards. End of it.
I gotta go watch Eastenders.
6 years ago
Of course he just logged off. He just fucked up by saying "It isn't as common as it is there."

He can't exactly continue to argue semantics after admitting how the word is used in Britain.

He is such a fool, he can't avoid fucking up his own argument.
6 years ago
"exactly where do you mean by 'there'?" I mean there as in where you are, fuckbag. You are grasping at straws. You asked a serious question I gave you an answer. The expression is dated as in it is no longer commonly used. Mad means angry just like how you meant it.
6 years ago
You are just full of fail today. You honestly belive WWII started because Hitler was angry, I pointed out how stupid that is, and now you are arguing semantics to try to cover your stupidity.
6 years ago
I'm gonna have to go with OJ being right, and that you are grasping at straws for arguments.
6 years ago
Japan wasn't a threat!?! Tojo and Yamamoto fucking bombed Pearl Harbor! US Ships and planes and people! WTF are you talking about?
6 years ago
Jones, I have previously ignored you because you are no importance around here (except for your good dik PS), but do me a favor and stay out of this. Its between me and Oranjefail.
6 years ago
"It isn't as common as it is there."

So firstly you say that mad is used as crazy in England but not in often in America.

Since I'm British, it is obvious how I meant it to be crazy. You just said that yourself.

"You honestly belive WWII started because Hitler was angry"

hahahaha no....just no...
6 years ago
I'm not even going to respond to your crap about this any more.

Jones just pointed out you're being stupid & everyone else can see that too.
6 years ago
I'm going to guess that Irish is just trying to egg on a certain English wanker by arguing about stupid shit.
6 years ago
You're talking about me, aren't you.
6 years ago
Doesnt matter if he says it wasnt, Your just gonna insist that he was anyway.
6 years ago
He said 'English wanker' & he doesn't like me.

It's a safe bet that he was, Bonaduce.
6 years ago
Were you talking to me?
6 years ago
^^I only see "english wanker", nothing about "he doesnt like you", the doesnt like you part just shows you wanting it to be about you. ;)
6 years ago
"You're talking about me, aren't you."

^ That question was actually a joke, I know he was talking about me & I was supposed too.
6 years ago
A child will deny bad behavior or transfer it to someone else, even if an adult is completely aware or witnessed what actually happened.However, it boggles the mind to witness an adult do the same thing; it isn't normal mature behavior. When an adult projects, what usually ensues is some kind of argument on what actually happened and who actually did what. The truly amazing part, though, is no matter how you confront the projecting adult, they will deny everything, the same as a child does. This truly is childish behavior.

Oranjeboom in a nutshell. :)
6 years ago
I don't deny arguing with anyone.
6 years ago
Oranje truly is childish. While I'm here I know mad is used in Britain for crazy but you meant it as angry and you know it.
6 years ago
what was up with Neville Chamberlain, oj?...wasnt it something like, ensuring peace thru appeasement?
6 years ago
Be honest Irish, no bullshit here.

You are 'creatively interpreting' the word mad 'cause you accused me of creatively interpreting the argument from yesterday.

If you know the term mad is predominantly used to mean crazy, here in England. Why on earth would you assume I'm suddenly using it as mad now?

You must be doing this shit on purpose. A kind of 'ball/stick' thing you were going on about before.
6 years ago
Consider yourself pwned.
6 years ago
*mad angry
6 years ago
Just look at that comment where it was from. I was saying that if we didn't join the war, stayed in Britain & kept all our forces here, even Hitler wasn't crazy/mad/insane/whatever enough to try & invade us.

The word 'angry' wouldn't even make sense in the sentence.
6 years ago
Then why did you use it that way?
6 years ago
You're being silly, Irish.
6 years ago
get a room you two :)
6 years ago
the krauts would have made fookin mince meat pie out you twats and you bloody well know it for fucks sake you punter.Werent it V2 rockets that were being flung onto your shores?
Im sure you had them gerrys quakin in their booths.
As ive stated elsewhere,the US populous were dead set against being a part of war in europe.I see how you confuse that with being a chicken shit,whitey
6 years ago
i just love at the end of the day i can relax go on my fav list, click on muchosucko.com and read all your guys comments. you guys are like actors on a show, your comments are funny as hell, theres yak, irish, hank, claud etc..you guys ever go back and read your comments like its a book iam dien of laughter not at you but as a wow thats fucken funny as fuck kind of laughter. you guys are so smart and witty. (long live mucho!) and its members)
(^fail( i expect it)
6 years ago
You forgot Dik, but it's good you didn't mention any of the English guys 'cause they aren't cool like us.
6 years ago
Considering there are only about 4 English guys on here, we sure do make a big impression.

Small numbers, big impression. That is a British way.
6 years ago
*the
6 years ago
bad teeth and obnoxious yelling. That is a British way to ya know.
6 years ago
A god fearing Yank, accusing someone of 'obnoxious yelling'.

Good one, K-Billy.
6 years ago
What does that even mean Oranje? Wow dude.

Have you lost all your marbles? Looking over this thread and your child like tantrums, my guess is, yes.
6 years ago
Only 1% of the total munitions used by the UK forces in WW II was sourced from America. Just for the record. Did that 1% make the difference? Doubt it.

Also, prior to WW II almost 46% of all American Industry was owned either wholly or in part by UK interests. Lend Lease not only cost the UK for the loan, but was forced to give up all her holdings in US Companies.

With the power of hindsight, the UK could well have done without US aid completely.

And, fuck it, the US had declared war against Japan, Japan were German allies, US would have entered the European Theater anyhows - it was a huge big stinking rip-off by that crippled fucker the US had as president.
6 years ago
Yes, but I'd just like to add; The US didn't declare war on Japan or Germany. Both Japan & Germany declared war on the US.

K-Billy I meant you aren't in a position to accuse anyone of obnoxious yelling...being a GOP supporting god fearing Yank. Understand now?
6 years ago
Japan only attacked Pearl Harbor (not a declaration of war), the US formally declared war on Japan the following day. On December 11, the US declared war on Germany and Italy but that was simply a response in kind to the Axis declaration of war against the US.

But, well, you know...
6 years ago
Japan must have been angry, huh, Oranje?
6 years ago
paqra-bellum is right, but oranje a make something up to say he's not. Japan declared war on the US hahahaha What a Douche bag you are orang
6 years ago
Damn rish i think lil OJ got lost looking for that stick.
6 years ago
He isn't very bright.
6 years ago
wayyy to fail there 1rish. of course mad ment insane there. you saying anyone "isnt very bright" really means a fucking lot
6 years ago
dumbass
6 years ago
You calling anyone a dumbass means even less, you dirty little gringo.
6 years ago
little? im taller than you
6 years ago
You're probably about 5 foot even, you little bitch.
6 years ago
184 cms
6 years ago
you and hank are about the same height right?
6 years ago
Wtf has height to do with anything? As much as I cannot abide Rish, I feel certain he could throw you around, tie you in knots...and then cum in your mouth (his favorite part).
6 years ago
ElPiss's insults never graduated grade school. Short jokes are funny to him. Talk about a dumbass.
6 years ago
only...
6 years ago
nine...
6 years ago
more...
6 years ago
comments...
6 years ago
to ...
6 years ago
go...
6 years ago
four-hundreth?
6 years ago
Pearl Harbour put Japan & America at a state of war. Regardless of that, Japan officially declared war on the US at 6am, FDR signed the declaration at 4:10 p.m.

On December 11, Hitler and Mussolini declared war on America and the U.S. Congress responded in kind.
6 years ago
I would be interested in reading your source material for those statistics Para. Something seems left out.
6 years ago
I should say something again, you fags got riled up big time last night.
6 years ago
@ Mr. Bootface; Yes you should say something again! ... Yes Sir, indeed you should! It's your dry wit and grasp of what is right, and what is wrong w/ society, that keeps this slow-running shell of a site afloat!!!! Icommend You Sir. ICOMMEND YOU!!!!!!
6 years ago
double spacebar fail??
6 years ago
Ahhhh .... MetalFace, You tricky little devil! I was conducting an 'Impromptu poll' of who was "out and about" scoring Gorgeous babes, and who was monitoring the precise spacing techniques of MUCHO SUCKO Commentors!!! hee hee hee ... You the man Mr. Metal ... YOU THE MAN BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!
6 years ago
i would have let a single spacebar fail go... but how often do you get to see a double? on the same two words no less :D
6 years ago
modisoon, shut up
i dont like boots, or his politics...
but he's part of MS, like it or not
whereas, you are just some noob that hasnt figured out what to do with his penis when it gets all "hard and itchy"
6 years ago
@ possum, How sad to see a little boy feeding off his emotions. For the record, I've been a member of MS long before you had the notion to charter into dangerous waters! Don't even bother to reply' just make sure your 'Burger King' name tag is spit-polished before you clock in tommorrow. You fuckin' shit-eating faggot cunt.
6 years ago
modisoon5

aim:
Joined: 12/11/2008 at 23:59
Occupation:
Interests:
Comment Count: 21

Fail!
6 years ago
how old are you modi?
6 years ago
wee ooo wee ooo... grammar police here, i think you needed to hyphenate faggot-cunt, or a comma or something
:P
6 years ago
fuck! i bothered to reply...
,,...do i get extra fries now?
6 years ago
HaHaHaHa You Degenerate fairies! Say what you want, but I have a sexy/ass wife .. my own business, and a life outside of watching 2 women and a cup. You fucking 5'7 #250 pound queers can type all the loser crap you want .... I'm going to have some Shrimp Scampi ... then FUCK my sweet babes ass for an hour or so. HAVE FUN TALKING WITH YOUR "boy*friends" LADIES!! HaHaHa FAGGOTS>
6 years ago
you are clearly far superior to us all
*bows and kisses feet*
you must've evolved beyond our rudimentary MS ways, so that means (hope hope) that you'll delete your profile and move on and never come back, right?
6 years ago
modisoon. You left out a few things.
Your wife is cheating on you.
Your business is failing.
Your life outside of watching 2 women and a cup is you watching 2 and a half men.
Shrimp Scampi...so you're eating your own dick tonight then...or is that what your wifes pussy tastes like.
6 years ago
modisoon now covers his teeny lil fambly jewels, then describes his wife ,and his love life in general, by the Key words: "queer", "crap", "Shrimp", "ass", "fagott", and...
DING DING DING!
we have a weiner!
he said Degeneres!
(ellen will now attend to thee)
6 years ago
"sniff" "Bawl" Boo-hoo "Somebody 'CALL A SHRINK!" I'm a Broken man!!!!! I cannot compete w/ annonymous commentors, who are so brave, that they call you every name in the book ... via, the safe confounds of their computer ... ( and mommies basement)
6 years ago
Hey Einstein. Are you not calling people names while sitting safely behind your jizz infested computer monitor.
Think before you speak.
6 years ago
Okay, so if you have a "sexy ass wife" modisoon, allow me to be the first to say to you "TITS OR GTFO!"
6 years ago
*confines, not confounds
6 years ago
interesting how he says he been a long standing member, then when that backfires he's suddenly "above all others" here

its amazing how "perfect" some ones life becomes when the only to base it off of is black text on a white blackground
6 years ago
*only thing to
6 years ago
Is Oranje trying to call someone out on their comment count?
6 years ago
1rish1 13203
Oranje 8263
6 years ago
fries 11340
6 years ago
"For the record, I've been a member of MS long before you had the notion to charter into dangerous waters!"

haha I was pointing out his join date.

Irish - Fail.
6 years ago
this keeping track of comment counts and how long you've been a member means nothing and is gay
6 years ago
22693
6 years ago
You included his comment count.

Which means you pointed it out too.

Oranje-Fail.
6 years ago
And there is no way I'm reading a thread started by Buttfuck and cluttered with paragraph long comments from a guy with no avatar.
6 years ago
But post on it, so you can keep your post count up! chicks love that shit
6 years ago
We weren't even talking about comment counts.

"For the record, I've been a member of MS long before you had the notion to charter into dangerous waters!"

haha I was pointing out his join date.

Irish - FailX2
6 years ago
You need a wagon to carry your 'fails'.
6 years ago
if he was on water he'd need a barge
6 years ago
Oranjeboom says:
modisoon5

aim:
Joined: 12/11/2008 at 23:59
Occupation:
Interests:
Comment Count: 21
^right there it is
"Comment Count: 21"
You can borrow my wagon. I won't be needing it any time soon.
6 years ago
ih irishs fails were helium he'd need a zeppelin



o ya
6 years ago
oh are you sure he wasn't just pointing out his blank occupation?........

6 years ago
only 21 comments? what a total fag
6 years ago
hahaha 1 fail for Irish.
6 years ago
What you up to now, Failish..about a kazillion?
6 years ago
your both fuckin losers i dont know why your arguing
6 years ago
'cause he is a bigger loser...duh!
6 years ago
occupation, interests, and aim being blank, on top of no avatar, only further proves moodison's noobness
6 years ago
You're the biggest loser times infinity.
6 years ago
He did in fact point out his blank occupation as well.
6 years ago
I propose we drop this argument now, Irish.
6 years ago
haha, i just realized that moody's "business" is the subway he franchised.... subway, or quiznos
6 years ago
Of course you do. You know you'll lose.
6 years ago
again
6 years ago
I think yaks 'oh are you sure he wasn't just pointing out his blank occupation?' shows how mute your point is.

I'm letting you avoid racking up more fails. I had my share of arguing yesterday.
6 years ago
You had your share of getting pwned by me yesterday.
6 years ago
...erm, OK, but that was yesterdays duel. I don't see the sense in continually arguing for the sake of it.
6 years ago
It gets boring
6 years ago
*has gotten
6 years ago
Then shut the fuck up.
6 years ago
Tell me to shut up in rap form



..then I can ignore that too.
6 years ago
Woooo hoooooooooo!!!!!!!

That was sweet
You withered teat
So shut your meat hole, tent pole
B'fore I beat you with
The fore leg of a shrew vole
6 years ago
Shit fuck stuck pig
You lick bugs and suck slugs
Pick pugs to suck on
Fuck flypaper like you stuck on
6 years ago
your rapping makes me feel uncomfortable
6 years ago
'Shut your meat hole, before I beat you with the leg of a shrew vole'

THAT was funny!
6 years ago
Sorry, bro. It makes me laugh.
6 years ago
Yeah, I'm just trying to have fun. Why are you such a dick?
6 years ago
it's easy, dik is a racist.
6 years ago
if it was funny i would be more receptive
6 years ago
even discussing it makes me feel a little gay
6 years ago
Go away then.
6 years ago
alright hank..
6 years ago
Jungl1st

aim:
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6 years ago
^Fuck off.
6 years ago
Who the fuck is that fag?
6 years ago
Some fag trying to be a smartass.
6 years ago
A retarded fag whose been lurking here since 2005 and no comments since 2006.
6 years ago
24,436 comments.
6 years ago
56 of them were actually worth reading.
6 years ago
Haha, you big kidder.
6 years ago
dik is hanks bitch
6 years ago
How could that be true? He's taller than me.
6 years ago
bomb bomb tennessee ...
6 years ago
nice^
6 years ago
haha, I'm from Missouri and most of the locals here wouldn't know how to pronounce "Venezuela", alone how to spell it.
6 years ago
I don't think that only applies to people in Missouri.
6 years ago
^Right there. You dont think.
6 years ago
are you from misery or mizera? I used to hail from the ozarks myself
6 years ago
OK. I know that doesn't only applies to people in Missouri.

:)
6 years ago
^doesn't only applies.Get dem teef a yos fixt.
6 years ago
:)
6 years ago
it depends where in missouri u are as to teh pronunciation... we say muh-zer-ree in the nw corner.
6 years ago
ooooo, i'm sorry no, your answer needs to be in the form of a question....
6 years ago
Wario??? are you listening, that reply was directed at you
6 years ago
We pronounce it miss-sour-eye.
6 years ago
thats what i call moody's wife after the mucho-gang-bang-bukkake
6 years ago
haha, uh, I'm gonna go with misery... it's harsh here in the winter time, and the people tend to be cold...
6 years ago
its used to get pretty cold down by the ozarks too... down in a place that the natives so eloquently dubbed miZERah
6 years ago
WTF IS GDP!!?!?
6 years ago
omg, stfu.. lol!
6 years ago
gross domestic product

You're American, aren't you?
6 years ago
jeez...can i get divorced from these other "americans"?
wowsers
6 years ago
dibs on HI, er vietnam
6 years ago
there's been a lot of interposting, that was at me, right oj/poss? I'd prefer it was cause i don't know if rigor can take the kind of abuse you two are capable of dealing out...
nooge
6 years ago
shh, metal
6 years ago
i thought you were going to bed?
couldn't resist that modi shit, huh?
6 years ago
I know what it is. Just wanted to see what you guys responded. Oranje, no im not american. MetalFace, i can take it. And i know what kind person oranje and poss are. Ive been here for a long time and have seen most comments.
6 years ago
lol i love how hawaii is vietnam
6 years ago
North Dakota should be ashamed.
6 years ago
they're ashamed anyway
6 years ago
COOL! are you really an honest to god NODAK?
*I'D FUCK YOU*

...goodnight all...
weed, purring kitties, and (hopefully) dreamless sleep await...
oh yeah- and also a few Cheese-Its and a 32 oz Gatorade tomorrow morning
6 years ago
goodnight, sweetie
6 years ago
The vast majority of U.S. states barely have enough cash to meet their payrolls, this map is serious bullshit.

but what can we expect from Americans? :(
6 years ago
I think it's funny that quite a few of you base your disdain of Americans as individuals on government policies and military actions. The military is sort of an automaton of the govt, and it's been a long fucking while since the govt (and military by proxy) really reflected the will or mindset of the average citizen.

Just something to keep in mind while you're having your little hate orgies...
6 years ago
There minds are full. Can't fit that bit in there.
6 years ago
*Their
6 years ago
As it turns out,back in the late 30's early 40's,the war-mongering americans were almost completely in lock-step opposition to entering any fuckin war in europe.
Its too bad the japs had to come and turn us all into george bush.Now look at us filthy capitalist,war at the drop of the hat bastards!!
6 years ago
umm, capitalism happened before WW1. England sent capitalistic families over to this continent 200 years ago...now they control the spaniards.
6 years ago
but the spanish thought through it and spread their dirty genes with the natives to create even dirtier creatures (mexicans) to fight us.
6 years ago
Yeah, Roland. I bet it would be easy for you to assume that many people around the world dislike America because of the government/military. I can assure you it has a lot to do with the attitude of the average American.

You seem to have overlooked the "America, FUCK YEAH", "We're always saving the world", "our shit don't stink" bullshit of your fellow inhabitants.
6 years ago
Some of you are OK, great people even. Most aren't, most are ignorant sheep.
6 years ago
Sure, but most people in the world are sheep, not just Americans.
6 years ago
Most sheep in the world are actually people. Think about that.

*que X Files music*
6 years ago
I agree, but most people aren't heard spouting off ignorant crap as much as the likes of Irish.
6 years ago
You spout of way more "ignorant crap" than I do. Hell, you run a close second to Bootface.
6 years ago
Like what?
6 years ago
Like when you say you are cooler than me.
6 years ago
Only someone like you or Ryoga, would describe themselves as cool.
6 years ago
1. I am cool
a. You agree, but you are always going on how dumb Americans are and are never talking about how lame and sheepish Brits might be. It's biased and bullshit. Take the plank out ya eye and stick it in ya mum's bum, ya hypocritical tosser.
6 years ago
whammy?
6 years ago
he's kind of right you know. Ryoga does indeed think himself the shit.
6 years ago
You have a goatee is 'cool' as Noel Edmonds, if that is any consolation.

I actually said yesterday that Britain did some nasty shit too.

"Britain has a chequered history too, I know that."

Pwn3d!
6 years ago
Anybody that says, "Pwn3d!" is super GAAAY!!!!!
6 years ago
Well thats Oranje to a T.
6 years ago
I think it's funny how OJ concludes what the "average American" is like based on 1rish, K-Billy, Bootface, and maybe half a dozen others on this site. They make up "most" Americans, do they? Get your head out of your ass. For someone who claims to be so well-informed, with your university degrees and whatnot, your ignorance astounds me.
6 years ago
I would conclude that British history may be worst than American history....that said Fuck The U.S. and Fuck the Fuck out of the u.k. (not in caps, cause they are not important)
6 years ago
It doesn't astound me. I've always known he was ignorant.
6 years ago
Sure Orang, 99% whinging about America and once every 100 comments throw in some little weak disclaimer. "Britain has a chequered history too, I know that."

That seem fair and balanced to you, you asswipe windsock?

You call that
6 years ago
I'm curious as to why didn't you say that 9 hours ago?
6 years ago
Anyway, the answer is yes.

If I'm countering some 'America, fuck yeah!' bullshit, I don't need to keep repeating the 'disclaimer'. Simply acknowledging Britain's past discretions avoids me becoming a hypocrite.
6 years ago
*indiscretions
6 years ago
Oranje, I suppose you've traveled the U.S. extensively, spending time along the way chatting with the locals from all demographics to carefully form an unbiased opinion that applies to our entire populace and mindset..eh? How else would you guage "the attitude of the average american"? Seriously, where are you drawing your cliched conclusions from?
6 years ago
...You fall back fall flat fuck fat stock
Stock larders and cock tarders
Your cock's a martyr
to the god of gettin' in bad genes
Broken DNA dreams
Trouble helix
Like missing rungs on a ladder
Lisping tongues like an adder
Limping two left shoes
It doesn't matter to you
Fucking anything with skin on it
Fucking bi-sexual, bi-chromatic
spastic, asthmatic faggot
You can't fuck with the best
Hank X
Smooth like sex
w/ an oiled up seal
You're not real
You can't feel the appeal
But, I got lots
You lukewarm like piss in pots
Lost like quarters in slots
Simple like connect the dots
My rhymes are like crimes
when I'm spittin' lines
I knock moose off they hooves
when I'm movin' grooves
I rock roofs off igloos
I prove proofs I got thoughts
way out of your mindzone
You depleted like ozone
Defeated like a blast zone
I got color like Chagall
You two tone
6 years ago
I'm curious as to why you didn't die 9 hours ago, O-rang,
you fucking simian sack stroker, ass crack broker,
monkey chicken choker,
I was busy doing whatever,
you chimpy poopy poker.
6 years ago
its no suprise you like rap you fuckin 1/2 with twit shit 2 nuts in a twist
6 years ago
Were you trying to rap there?

That sucked.
6 years ago
forgive him, he's from Bakersfield
6 years ago
..and still no response
You nonce
You're brain's sour
Like gone over cream
More noise than Hightower
Keep talkin' your game
Isolating your plane
Continue to cower
I'm the man of the hour!
6 years ago
He doesn't respond to rap comments.
He's biased like Dik.
Iced like an ice slick.
6 years ago
Sorry Roland, I overlooked your comment. I have met a number of Americans who were either completely unaware of world affair or simply naive. News plays a part in my opinion & so does Mucho.

Mucho is kind of a validator. I'm sure you shake your head whilst reading some of their comments too, you're a clever one.
6 years ago
63% of Americans believe the bible is literally true.

That is a fact & also fucking ridiculous.
6 years ago
B.S. I'm smart enough to know that your not that dumb. Get your kicks somewhere else you lime nigger.
6 years ago
He is that dumb and you are not that smart.
6 years ago
You're comments are as fresh as a warmed over fart.
6 years ago
Orangie, dont fuck with Americans. If you have learned anything, you can hate on America all you want, but after a while, people from America will in spontaneous rap form tell you to fuck off.

6 years ago
Oh, and 90% of people believe in a God entity or are spiritual. So fuck off already.
6 years ago
90%?

You sure about that, Billy?
6 years ago
More or less yeah. Read up
http://abcnews.go.com/images/Politics/994a1Heaven.pdf
6 years ago
Somewhere near 90% of Americans believe, but somewhere near 90% of Scandinavians are atheist. A huge proportion of Chinese are atheist. Your 'survey' reported only on Americans, K. I think the world average is a tad lower, don't you?
6 years ago
^ There's the difference, Billy. If you'd have said 90% of Americans believed, I wouldn't have questioned the fact.
6 years ago
There is no fucking way 63% of Americans believe the bible is literally true, but if you put FACT behind it it looks really official and authoritative, eh O-rang, you fucking piece of garbage?
6 years ago
Personally, I am amazed that, given the huge number of fantastic rhymes I have been putting down, a record company hasn't tried to sign me.

I mean, look at that rap up there? Could anyone honestly say it doesn't kick ass?
6 years ago
*yet
6 years ago
sorry, meant americans. hey, no one else matters anyway, right?
6 years ago
"Orangie, dont fuck with Americans. If you have learned anything, you can hate on America all you want, but after a while, people from America will in spontaneous rap form tell you to fuck off."

lol

90% of Americans may believe in God, but not all them necessarily believe that the bible is literal.
6 years ago
yay Switzerland!
6 years ago
Turkey Baby
6 years ago
Hong Kong is a Country?
6 years ago
no. it's a giant monkey.
6 years ago
beer would'nt even tell me that ape's primary source of nutrition are grapes and that they crafted maces to influence the use of blunt weapons in 300 a.d. and left no traces. I mean, after all no one knew a thing about weapons until christ said he was persecuted by them....
6 years ago
You are a fucking idiot.
6 years ago
Is this map suggesting that each of these countries own a piece of america ?...
6 years ago
no. it suggests just exactly what the caption says.
6 years ago
no, it suggests that each of us Washingtonians (minus Smerf) have more than southern pride (northern pride and money.) Good luck rest of the U.S. where will you make your money?
6 years ago
this would be funnier if they gave the us states new names not according to similar gdp but cultural similarities...

i think the american saudi arabia would be utah... california could stay italy or rather become france... oh and new york would of course become israel...
6 years ago
texas would stay texas cause those crazy inbred bastard don't equal any other part of the world.
6 years ago
that wouldn't work...most of the states would be Mexico...or combinations of African countries
6 years ago
your an idiot. the western states would actually have about a 30% mexican rate and the rest of the country less than 15% mexican. The city of San Diego having the highest of 49% hispanics.
6 years ago
if you spread that stat out among all the states like you say endbn3, then all those mexican crimes i watched on the "cops" tv show in california were all just delusions. May be they were all just Italians in New York and Chicago. STFU you ignorant faggot.
6 years ago
You are a fucking moron. Really....I've done some traveling...I stand by my post...Now fuck off
6 years ago
exojj is wrong about san diego being the largest percentqage of mexican...there are some cities with nearly 100% mexican (though small ones) and then there's santa ana,i think they have 70% bean there.And california has a lot of jews as well as asains and plenty of blacks
6 years ago
And Herby lives in that city in California where it's 100% pigfucker....
What's the name of that one again?
6 years ago
Bakersfield?
6 years ago
Was just waiting for someone else to say it poss... lol
6 years ago
thats the city where your mom and sister live
6 years ago
That's also where your "cook" lives Herby...
6 years ago
buck owens rocks!
6 years ago
That's where I live, assholes.
6 years ago
hahaha
...i'm serious about buck, though...
6 years ago
Buck is a god here. Merle Haggard too. We got streets named after both of them.
6 years ago
Sadly, there's a street named after Korn also.
6 years ago
you poor bastard
6 years ago
Chile FTW!!!!
6 years ago
i know Brazilians make half as much as texans do but work double the trouble. They make hand made good versus texans asking if you want fries with that. Other great part is that they also pay more than half the price for a gallon of gas than a texan does and don't have to worry about illegal dirty criminals coming up from the south. Chocolate is cheaper for them. wood is better and land is more likely able be harvested and more suitable...then again, despite all it's greatness ask any texan, it's a great place!
6 years ago
i'd rather be a french speaking muslim living in north sahara desert. At least they eat their enemies there.
6 years ago
you done talking to yourself?
6 years ago
you done only give your thoughts to yourself?
6 years ago
exojizz likes his own voice just as much as his own cum
6 years ago
They don't eat their enemies, you fucking enema gargling, brain flushed faggot.
6 years ago
yes, they do actually. and they eat their friends. they eat snakes and camels you ignorant fuck.
6 years ago
Ha ha. I'm the ignorant fuck. Good one.
6 years ago
You are really amusing me spewing out all this jibberish and thinking you are making sense.
6 years ago
No, no, I was just joking.

Actually, I think you are very insightful and have a sharp, yet subtle, intelligence.
6 years ago
Oh yeah
6 years ago
'sharp' is definitely the word I'd use.
6 years ago
PWN
6 years ago
can there be a fuckin moratorium on any of the following:pwn PWN3D or even owned...i know its already been said on this page..but seriously fucknuts,thats what 13 yo little shitbrickers taunt you with when playing any video game.
6 years ago
Counter Strike ftw!
6 years ago
Fallout 3 is set in Washington
6 years ago
no, thats russia. Chernobyl. or the hypothesized destruction (three mile island) nuclear power plant in california. Here in washington we have downsized nuclear power plants and do to great natural resources have an abundance of windmills and a few dams.
6 years ago
if i said im from carolina would you assume im from one state? if i said im from new york would you assume the city? if i said im from cairo would you assume the city in ohio or egypt? if i said im from paris would you assume texas? if I said im from georgia would you even assume a country? you faggot.
6 years ago
No matter what you say, I'm assuming that your mother and father were siblings and that you were abandonded as a baby and raised by a homeless clown.
6 years ago
My Xbox360 has fucked up too and it's only 3 months old
6 years ago
Send it back, numbnuts.
6 years ago
i'm trying but they shop say they need a reciept
6 years ago
Go to the Xbox website, sign in, and go to support, check repair status, and request a repair. If its only 3 months old then its still under manufacterer warantee.
6 years ago
factory warranty.....
6 years ago
Fries, I think Irish is grooming you.
6 years ago
"manufacterer warantee"
.
.
wtf??? what an idiot...dickish
6 years ago
I don't see the issue with 'manufacturer's warranty'.

It is, after all, a warranty included in the price of a product.
6 years ago
Who gives a fuck? Shut up already.
6 years ago
No, really. I want to hear your opinion, shit stain.
6 years ago
hank, i liked the 'imprint' reference you went with on exo earlier...
masters of horror collection is awesome
6 years ago
The-comment-fag is actually going to correct my spelling? Hahahaha, thats fucking rich.
6 years ago
if you're talking to me, that was an attmept to explain to fries in two words what you said in 3 comments, which was interposted by you...
the spell correction?
lucky coincidence
6 years ago
oh wait, nevermind...
6 years ago
Chernobal is in the ukraine
6 years ago
I am fine with being Brazil......their women are hot!!
6 years ago
You're fine with being a retard... because thats just the way it is!!
6 years ago
Steers and Queers....
6 years ago
Hey, I live in Saudi Arabia. Not too shabby.
6 years ago
I grew up in VA.. partly. Richmond area.
6 years ago
"Virginia is for fappers"
6 years ago
who the hell are you quoting?
6 years ago
I think me. (fap)
6 years ago
^Not far from Richmond, Jerk...Fairfax Co.
6 years ago
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