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Mary?

I found the Virgin Mary in my watermelon!

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by CapnJohn

submitted February 4th 2009

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Mary?
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Is a fruitcake.
9 years ago
Looks more like a watermelon to me...
9 years ago
thats because its an optical illusion...

9 years ago
Hm...must be one of those pictures where you gotta put your nose to the screen and slowly pull your face away while going cross-eyed.
9 years ago
Stfu cumsponge.
9 years ago
"CruelHM
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So kiss my balls, faggot.
9 years ago
Stfu cumsponge.
9 years ago
^Owned.
9 years ago
^rofl
9 years ago
Two Face.
9 years ago
Two face one watermelon.
9 years ago
Quick, put it on ebay!
9 years ago
Rape Mary, make me a little brother.
9 years ago
Lol...you remember Dave Cross' stand up where he talks about getting raped by the VM?
9 years ago
Mary? It looks more like a burn victim.
9 years ago
I,m sorry to dissagree w/ you Commander, 'Tis no burn victim!!' It's that pock-faced slut that I had my Vulgar ways with!
9 years ago
Captain, my first though was 'Fuck, that looks like Simon Weston'.
9 years ago
Melon Patch Kids...they're abandoned.
9 years ago
What a waste of a perfectly good watermelon :(
9 years ago
Did Mary have ipod earphones?
9 years ago
I bet Morph would make out with her.
9 years ago
she only dates black guys for some reason. ex-nay on the lack-bay by-bay esus-jay.
9 years ago
wow.....only one black joke so far....is the annual kkk cruise/get away/conference going on this week?
9 years ago
Holy Shit! That guys goin to heaven
9 years ago
disturbing if you ask me
9 years ago
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