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Michael Phelps wins gold in bong hits

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by JerkStore

submitted February 1st 2009

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that looks nothing like him... but i'm sure his lung capacity is impeccable
9 years ago
It's him. He admitted to it.
9 years ago
well i'll be damned... good taste though, i see that glass on glass steez with the in-tube percolator
9 years ago
he sure did... he says he regrets it... prolly regrets letting that artard take the damn picture! faaaawwwwwwwkkkk.... cos you know, pot is an enhancing drug that helped him win gold!!!! LMFAO
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/7864011.stm
9 years ago
lol, you citing your sources now? that ain't proper MLA format
9 years ago
I hate MLA format... IEEE is where it's at.
9 years ago
Harvard Referencing ftw!
9 years ago
what no APA?
9 years ago
...APA and MLA are for highschool.
9 years ago
yet there are the two most commonly used formats where i go to college
9 years ago
Haha... MetalFace is right. MLA is prob the most common in any college level composition class...
9 years ago
Oh, well pardon my University level Canadian education then.
9 years ago
fucking lefty
9 years ago
hey, i resemble that remark
9 years ago
resemble?...Have i missed the joke?
9 years ago
Yeah. You choked.
9 years ago
News of The Word...?

DIANA DIED IN A CAR CRASH

Harry called some Paki, & I quote, a "Paki".

Jordan has big tits & a mong child!

Asylum seeker with 9 kids lives in £million home!!!

Peers take bribes!!!

Blonde bint slept with a footballer!!!

Jodie Marsh!!!

BECKHAMS!!!!

9 years ago
BAT BOY LIVES!
9 years ago
Saying 'paki' to somebody who isnt actually from Pakistan is a racist remark
9 years ago
more proof that weed is harmless. the man is an Olympic swimmer,if he can smoke up and still swim good, the d.a.r.e. officer from my old school owes me an apology
9 years ago
mine owed me one anyway
9 years ago
Mine owes me a t-shirt.. I never even got one.
9 years ago
yeah, me neither...thats fucked
9 years ago
HA!!! I got one and i never even took the classes!!!
9 years ago
i just got one from goodwill, 25 cents...w00t!
9 years ago
Does the dare officer owe u an apology for touching u inappropriately?
9 years ago
no, he assumed i was too young and stupid to spell tetrahydrocannibinol, and methamphetamine.... good question though..
any others?
yes, you in the striped shirt
9 years ago
Do you live at home?
9 years ago
I'm sure as shit that he doesn't live outside.
9 years ago
If you think Michel Phelps was fast at last year's olympics, next olympics I hear he's NOT gonna smoke weed.. He's gonna DESTROY other countries.
9 years ago
Oh you heard that?
9 years ago
Who cares?

The chances are, Usain Bolt smokes crack & he won shit too.
9 years ago
that would be a sight.....zoooooom...
he'd be a fuckin blur
9 years ago
because crack is known to enhance athletes performances
9 years ago
worked for mike tyson
9 years ago
dik, I guarantee that you couldn't outrun a crackhead.
9 years ago
You couldn't outfight one.
9 years ago
Why would anyone fight a crackhead?
9 years ago
What if one cracked ya in the head?
9 years ago
Cracked in the head by a crackhead
Smacked up whackhead
Silly smackhead
You practiced and practiced
But you got mastered and fractured
Impactured
Beaten by the bastard
Left on the side of the road
and cold
Critical and frantic
You got pwnd by an addict
9 years ago
Hank - this had gotta stop, g,
Yo rancid rhymes is gettin sloppy,
You can't be me,
You don't feel free,
You all tied-up by your online alliances, see?
Yo best friend is dik - you attached at the hip,
If you ain't real careful pretty soon you gonna slip,
Down by the waste side,
Slidin' down a quick slide,
Right to the bottom of the world,
No more flames to be hurled,
Played-out, dried out, with your white flag fully unfurled.
Send off your carreier pigeon - time to start a new religion,
Get it fast-delivered to that fucking lily-livered,
4-score, no-score - old and withered,
Man of pulp in a world of steel,
Lacking balls and sex-appeal,
Pwning noobs like it's hard to do?
Come on nigga - that's him not you.
You got more tools in your box than an amputee wears socks,
So stand alone and distinct and choose your own react,
Shun - what he says, what he prays, and the beds that he's made,
No impact, won't retract, the times he's lacked...impeach the leech...he's tired and weak - fact.
9 years ago
oh fuck off
9 years ago
That was pretty bad, Cruel.
9 years ago
Leave me out of your anti-Dik raps.

You two fags can rattle it out amongst yourselves.
9 years ago
Maybe one day there will be peace...like Israel and Palestine. Hmmm.
9 years ago
haha is that what he's "rapping" about?
9 years ago
Yes, 'he's' 'rapping' about Israel and Palestine.
9 years ago
All you need is mase and a baseball bat. Crackhead - 0 Drunkfuck with a bat - 1
9 years ago
and more great poetry on this thread, i had no idea mucho was full of these under-appreciated artists
9 years ago
I'm more like a take-you-apart-ist
An in your face fartist
You a poet, a pen pusher, a note scribbler, an adlibber?
Then front some font or try some
tauntological stunt,
you little ruddy runny-nosed runt
Silly cunt, On Mucho? What? Pardon?
I'm living in Emily Dickenson's garden
9 years ago
I hope that shit's from Acapulco.
9 years ago
glad to see hes using a ROOR. i got the chance to use one on a ski trip last year and it kicked my ass.
9 years ago
actually, im not glad to see that. if youre a multimillionaire, you should be able to afford a $300 bong. get a vape for that price though, come on.
9 years ago
thats the difference between the millionaires and the multimillionaires, the multis got both
9 years ago
This weekend has been one of the greatest in recent memory. UFC yesterday was a huge party then tonight was the Super Bowl. I don't know why but my game was on point this weekend too. GOOD FUCKING TIMES.
9 years ago
Wait till you come down off those zaney bars though... this week will be one of the worse... :S
9 years ago
UFC fuckin sucks...and ooh the Steelers and Cardinals, that fuckin sucked (although it was one of the best superbowls in the last few years). Who wants to pay $50 for something that doesn't really matter unless ur betting on it? It'll be on Spike soon enough.
9 years ago
What game was on point? Some gay ass video game?
9 years ago
I am super hung over right now.
9 years ago
Whereas i'm just super hung
9 years ago
You misspelled "gay".
9 years ago
Irish, did you puke or mikebeez yet?
9 years ago
No, I need to mikebeez I just don't feel like standing up.
9 years ago
It isn't going to be pleasant either. I ate about 10 lbs of chilli at the party and hotwings and chips and salsa. It's gonna burn.
9 years ago
^Everyone above me is gay.
9 years ago
& you thought BJ would win. I bloody told you GSP would pwn
9 years ago
It was actually quite embarrassing for BJ
9 years ago
Well, MS seems to be having issues today.
GSP is a great technician and ambassador for UFC...but he got badly pwned in his first outing with lil Matt Serra. Looks like he sorted his shit out though (he HAD to). He's great for the sport. Need to download the recent UFC coz I ain't seen it yet.
OJ - you're still a retarded, northern, ass-cleaning, faggot.
9 years ago
Matt Serra is a just a stocky little fucker though. He was lucky in catching St Pierre with that punch & he knows it himself. He didn't need to 'sort his shit out' after the Serra fight, people get caught, it happens.

You're a fag too, but get UFC 94 from here: http://xtremewrestlingtorrents.net/index.php

It takes less than a minute to sign up and you'll have it within the hour. It is a serious pwnage.
9 years ago
^ No, I don't watch wrestling. That just happens to be a great place for fight torrents.
9 years ago
well thanks...but I am not signing up for shit. I'll just get it from isohunt, or somewhere else. Any other fights worth a look?
9 years ago
I said i liked both of them but I wanted BJ to win. It was very embarassing and quite painfull to watch. Speaking of pwnage, what about that black guy that beat the shit out of Stephan Bonner?
9 years ago
Don't be so damn lazy, you'll have it much sooner.

I only really watch MMA & most UFC events have at least 1 good fight. I don't really know of any good boxing fights. I only get them as & when my friend tells me about particularly good ones.
9 years ago
Yeah the Bonnar pwnage was only slightly less than that of BJ.

I had that cunt in my accumulator too. He's the only one who lost, ergo he cost me money!

Like Rogan said, Jon Jones is gonna be a big name in the MMA, no doubt about it.
9 years ago
He's only 21 too.
9 years ago
Off topic. I watched The Football Factory yesterday and I couldn't understand about half of what they said. Why do you guys all talk like you have a cock in your mouth?
9 years ago
Exactly
9 years ago
We don't talk like that. Not at all.

Danny Dyer needs to die, very fucking soon!
9 years ago
Bonnar has always been a bit overrated I feel. Though his Griffin matchup will always be one of the best in UFC history (Griffin also a letdown). Evans - has been consistently underrated (although,,,fuck he's had soooo many split decisions go his way, and I really think he got lucky with the Bisping decision...that deserved to be a draw). Yeah, Bisping is really underrated.
And I'm not lazy OJ, just don't like signing up for shit - this place is one of my exceptions...fuck knows why!
9 years ago
I was talking with Forrest a few months ago and he was laughing about how Bonner was on roids and he still beat him.
9 years ago
If you want to see a REALLY fucking good Brit movie in that genre Rish...try 'Rise of the Footsoldier'...excellent movie, and based on true events.
We have many dialects in UK Rish. I personally speak kinda well, kinda 'cockney', kinda Cornish, and kinda southern US - I'm all fucked up!
9 years ago
You can't deny Evans talent but I still don't like him for some reason.
9 years ago
I saw that movie. It kinda freaked me out when he sodomized that guy with his knife.
9 years ago
Because he's really up his own ass, and tries to act like he isn't.
9 years ago
But, at 5' 11...he's an amazing fighter...and he's shown it in different weight classes too.
9 years ago
'Rise of the Footsoldier'

Fuck off, you must be joking. That's the biggest pile of steaming shit I have ever seem.
9 years ago
It did seem kinda "low budget".
9 years ago
No. It's pretty good OJ. Good cinematography for a Brit flick. Nice soundtrack too.
9 years ago
...watch it high, and come back to me.
9 years ago
Really, why?
9 years ago
MY accent is spot on, its 'proper' without sounding too posh. Since I'm from South Yorkshire, I have SOME of the colloquialisms but not really the accent.
9 years ago
Plus my accent changed a little whilst at uni, but that's normal.
9 years ago
Fucking southern bastard fairies, fucking up my accent!
9 years ago
To be fair...my accent is fairly amorphous...I've lived all over, and of course the US had an impact on it too. Most people have no clue where I'm from.
BTW...for a fucking riot watch the original 1972 'The Last House on the Left'...Wes Cravens' first attempt. Watch it high...you'll die of laughter.
9 years ago
Cruel, no one gives a shit about your faggy ambidextrious accent.
9 years ago
"Why do you guys all talk like you have a cock in your mouth?"

You instigated that subject, you muppet.
9 years ago
"ambidextrious accent."

There are 2 reasons why that is funny.
9 years ago
I asked you that question, you muppet.
9 years ago
Discussing each others accents is gay.
9 years ago
Oh, my bad.
9 years ago
Have you succumbed to speaking Enrish yet, Hank?
9 years ago
time for another edition of Australian punchlines without the joke (please read in Australian accent) : Wallaby??!! That's not a bloody wallaby!!!!
9 years ago
Hey Hanky do you want to compare penises ?
9 years ago
^thats not gay though
9 years ago
i thought it was very hetero in comparison to the thread
9 years ago
I'm from the south of England ya bastard, Its not our fault you have a recessive accent. Now wheres my fucking stereo
9 years ago
nice peice
9 years ago
He sold his gold for huge bags of pot.
9 years ago
Anyway. A guy with that many gold medals, and at his age...should be allowed to smoke whatever the fuck he wants. The guy's a legend already.
9 years ago
Drugs is for losers
9 years ago
Exactly Cruel... I hate how this whole thing has been exploited.. (even though I am contributing to that) The guy absolutely is a legend, and will always be revered that way, regardless of what happens out of the pool.. The dude is a swimming GOD.
So I say to you Michael Phelps... smoke it up good sir, smoke it up.
9 years ago
Whats the odds they'll be on E-bay in a year to fund his crack addiction.
Its already looking dicey with some of his advertising contracts from all this media furore
9 years ago
That almost sounds like a certain beer commercial, Jerks.
And yeah, fuck it...wow...he's hitting a bong - just makes him even more impressive if you ask me. Plus, I was kinda glad to see it...coz he kinda seemed like a total boring cunt as a person.
Plus, News of the World is a right bastard of a paper for exposing shit like this. Sometimes what they do is good, and for acceptable reasons...other times I'm like 'Who gives a fuck? Why try to tarnish a person unnecessarily?'
9 years ago
I just got done watching "america
Drug war that yak and a few others suggested... now i really wanna smoke some weed...."
9 years ago
Huh?
9 years ago
How else do you think he ate 12000 calories a day.
9 years ago
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