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Goatee Saver

Mouthpiece? Check. Saved Goatee? Check. Waste of Money? Check.

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by ADAT

submitted January 28th 2009

23 comments
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comments (23)
in german this beard style is called gesichtsfotze (facial cunt)... well, this expression was probably coined in a time when female shaving was less popular...^^
9 years ago
aw man this whole time i was reading this as the "goatse saver"


highly fucking dissapointed.
9 years ago
Same...
9 years ago
Yup,I was wondering what the hell a goatse saver was... but it's just this pish.
9 years ago
I was halfway expecting a giant cork.
9 years ago
thanks i'll take two please
9 years ago
this is for people with like MS right? or paralyzed people? the blind?
9 years ago
This is made for Dik.
9 years ago
They should give a douchebag discount.
9 years ago
why? can't afford it at retail?
9 years ago
There is nothing wrong with the goatee. I'm not willing to let the only beard I look semi-decent wearing get ruined just because a bunch of jockass douchebags wore it in high school.
9 years ago
And if you've ever tried to trim your goatee with an electric razor, you already know this device would come in handy. Catching face hairs in your razor hurts like FUCK!
9 years ago
Electric razors are for pussies.
Man up and get a straight razor. Carry it with you in case of unexpected angry female puerto rican attacks.
9 years ago
Straight razors, along with overly huge biceps and Corvette convertibles, are for men with micropenises.
9 years ago
so you prefer guys with big dicks then, eh?
9 years ago
cheeky does something similar to this for his goatee. He has fries rest his balls on his chin and then shaves around them.
9 years ago
100% of all the people who have grown a goatee are fags. Fact.
9 years ago
Since you have been gone and probably missed it.
http://www.muchosucko.com/show/oranjeboom-52968
9 years ago
hey i have a goatee...until i stop shaving ..then it just blends in with the rest...i'm like an animal
9 years ago
hahaha

It is just a pity you didn't have something a bit more relevant to me saved on your comp, Irish. Ya know, Union Jack underwear or something...

7/10
9 years ago
100% of all the people who have grown a goatee are fags. Fact.*

*except dik,
9 years ago
so how long have you been out of the closet Oranjeboom?
9 years ago
Duh HUh
9 years ago
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