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Tricked!

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This guy is fucking hilarious.

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by markiemark

submitted January 27th 2009

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he better give my mom that job asshole!
9 years ago
dude!!! i didnt give ur mom the JOB either!!!
9 years ago
why not she does go work as u can see.
9 years ago
I certainly gave your mom's asshole a job.
9 years ago
You gave his dad's cock a job.
9 years ago
* THIS CLIP, LONG AS FUCK*
9 years ago
*JUST LIKE YOUR BOYFRIEND'S DICK, YOU FAGGOT*
9 years ago
seriously though, agentoo8.... that asterisk and caps lock thing is really fucking old and annoying now. it doesn't make you cool, or your comments any important... it just makes you out to be a fucking tool. so quit it already. move on. grow up.
9 years ago
thank you deja vu
9 years ago
Bravo. Now ban the cunt for 10 days.
9 years ago
fucking pansy ass kissers
9 years ago
both of you...fucking noobs
9 years ago
chill out cruel - jq got an entire month off...you just got a slap on the wrist
9 years ago
Oh God. Shouldn't you be asleep, or having your prostate checked or something?
9 years ago
i WANT candy!
9 years ago
i'm on vacation motherfucker i have some time
9 years ago
now get your shine box
9 years ago
Whatcoo wan masseh? The usual dome polish?
9 years ago
dik, why do you waste time pwning the ignorant?
9 years ago
go and fuck off you annoying cunty noob, and quit sucking dik's old wrinklies trying to gain acceptance. Embarrassing.
9 years ago
in soviet russia, the ignorant pwn most metalfaces w/o even wiping off the beezes from their shoes
9 years ago
^LMAO...
9 years ago
its more of a hate for cruella and possum than a liking of dik...
9 years ago
ps - i'm from soviet russia.. so fuck your yankee blue-jeans
9 years ago
yes, metal - i know where you're from...
that was kinda the JOKE, dude
*sigh/beez
9 years ago
Oh shit poss, don't give this kid any time. Jesus, I think he's from the Land of Noob...that's about it. And his mom needs to take away his PC usage rights again. Fuck. I'm sure dik is proud to have this wanksock in his corner.
9 years ago
but you were all telling me what it is was like in soviet russia like you DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS A JOKE!
9 years ago
^5th movie reference goes unnoticed
9 years ago
thanks cruel
i like you again
9 years ago
Not sure what I did, but, okay. Np Cheech.
9 years ago
i seriously think this thread is way too fucking gay for me to be in it
9 years ago
fuck every one of you
9 years ago
ten foot jesus in the dark!..one of you is such a pussy he'll agree to anything..another is a fucking greasy noob who has no idea where his buttocks quit and where my pwnage begins...and the other one is rapping comments.....rapping...you all make me want to puke then eat the puke....fucking fuck you all and your slutty mothers and your skanky pigfaced daughters
9 years ago
go to bed cheech!
(both the canadian and brit version)
chong awaits yer feeble apologies
9 years ago
And all this was started by agent008 and his fucking annoying asterisks/caps douchebaggery combo.
9 years ago
If you're rant rhymed, it would have been cooler dik, you square.
9 years ago
Pigfaced daughters?
They taught us,
To never let our slutty moms fuck swine on the borders,
Bought us? Paid...never gettin laid.
Landing on our hard-ons meant we never made the grade.
greyed. Into the sunset.
Like motherfuckin Tonto on a motherfuckin carpet...of magic.
Tragic. I'm twisted you see?
But I'd rather stay in a thorny bed than have a cup o' tea.
With thee...Cat-Wea...Zel.
(Google him).
9 years ago
And one more thing dik...I heard NASA actually had to develop a new, super-strength kinda radar technology to handly the seismic blips caused whenever you cross down south. We're talkin boot serious Gaydar honey, eh?
9 years ago
KAPOWW!
9 years ago
When did commenting turn into a fucking poetry slam anyway?
9 years ago
Circa. 2 days ago. Copyright Cruel and Hank.
9 years ago
Copyright, sloppy uptight, out-of-sight copywriter, nail biter, poo fighter
You whiter than polar bear jizz,
Pussier than anyone named Ms.
My shit is gold so
I take it to the bank
Right this way, Mr. Hank.
9 years ago
Hahaha!
Just so ya know,
You need a better flow,
I mean yer premises are sound,
But you gotta let it go,
Slow...fast...make it built to last,
Not crumble on the carpet,
Like that pile of polar shatz,
Rats...jumping of their ship,
I woulda gone in too,
But imma carry on this trip,
Out to sea, you see?
Ya skillz and nuthin normal,
But they ain't half as good as me,
Gee! Is that what I said?
You dying in the corner but you ain't entirely dead.
So take those bars off to yo banker...
But when he sees it's fool's gold...he's gonna call you a 'wanker'.
*Pops collar, folds arms aggressively, and snarls nose.
9 years ago
And why the fuck is my new avatar not showing? Ffs.
9 years ago
'Cause your avatar is blowing
stinky rhymes out ya asshole
I'm a star for an avatar
I carry bars to the bank vault
Ya faulty, foolish wannabee
rhyme slanger
ya in grave danger
I crave anger
I slave slangers
I talk bankers
I Hank answers and break wankers
Frankly,
Sincerely,
Your Master
9 years ago
Nigga please!
U gotta learn the two degrees,
Degree number one: keep it fluent or you'll freeze,
Degree number two: you be blowin like the breeze,
On a hard Miami night,
Ya lyrics are all sloppy - but you need to keep 'em tight.
Right? You got it now?
I don't wanna spit like fire,
But you need a lesson how.
Wow! Too high-brow?
Don't fret my Chinky nasty,
I don't wanna cause a row.
But if I told you once or twice,
I'm gonna tell you once again,
You peckin for my pellets,
Like a wonky, rusty hen.
When? Whenever,
I'm feeling like Einstein,
But you only lookin clever.
Whether or not you see the signs in yo mirror,
It's manifest as hell there can only be one winner.
*Brushes off shoulder, and looks at your K-Mart loafers.
9 years ago
Don't be dissing my loafers
or you'll be pissing leftovers
After I catch you in the nuts
with my steeltoe burst
I'll see ya burping out ya guts, G
And I'll piss in ya rental weave
Ya wannabe white bumbaclod dread rapper
I'll see ya dead actor
I'll be ya last factor
You'll beg Master
You'll hear laughter
Hahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaahhhaaaaaa!!!!!!!!
Should I say it faster?
9 years ago
*crickets (but some laughter here and there too)
9 years ago
Ok, that wasn't very good.

A couple good couplets
Like six sexy sextuplets
Singing songs 'bout my nuggets
Fuckin' one dozen triplets
And the room smells like chitlins
I pick wins
I stick chins
I sixth sense like an overweight waitress counts change
I scout brains and lay changes like overdressed strangers
9 years ago
Anyways dude, who are you to criticize? Your raps are lame as two old ladies
day old gravy
yer grandmother's pasties
9 years ago
Don't chase me.
9 years ago
Ooookay. Here I fuckin go,
You wanna say it faster?
Have at it - off you go.
But get dis very clear,
Yo skills they cause no fear,
They like a motherfuckin huntin trip without the fuckin deer.
Smear? It's a campaign mini-me,
You try to sell your lyrics - look, take a few for free.
I'll even 'wrap' 'em nicely if you ask me really sweet,
But don't you lick too fastly...I don't wanna miss a beat.
Defeat? It's that octane heat you're feeling bro,
You tryin to hang like Cooper,
But you really know you gotta go,
Back to yo domicile,
Cussin yoself all the while,
Coz you keep on gettin played,
By da player wid the primo style.
9 years ago
fuuuuuuuck
9 years ago
What noob?
Did you lose your ass lube?
Or maybe dropped the fuckin bomb that you like your daddy's man boobs?
9 years ago
I would recommend not continuing your next whine
With your last fail from your last failed line
Like a fucking deer and Smear?
It's not smooth and it leaves no grooves
It's fucking shite and very clearly queer
Never near a boob
You just smear up ya tube
Smear up ya lube
And you have a hamster in yer rear
9 years ago
Dik.....how long is your fucking vacation?? you have been on it for like 3 weeks
9 years ago
*Slams mic down and spits on floor.
"Dude really? You just gonna use all my words like that and do nothing with them?"
9 years ago
^Two old white guys furiously rapping.
Glance my way and you'll catch me napping.
9 years ago
*Shakes head, and picks up fresh mic.
Hamster? You a prankster?
I mean you talking 'bout insertions coz u idolise the Gere,
Not an officer, nor a gentleman,
You smearing up the spot again and you spreadin nowhere near.
It's clear, my dear, as you teeter with the deepest fear,
That you chatting like a chitty-chat methed up by De Beer.
Yeah, that's right - mines I said,
Searchin for them simply blingers and pullin out the dead,
Gone and buried...ferried...merrily you dancin round like you won the fuckin reddies.
But nigga pull out your pockets,
Check yo fuckin dockets,
Yo ticket's saying COD but you DOA like Wallace.
9 years ago
You said you was a lawya
More like an I'll bore ya
9 years ago
Cruel likes to eat poop
He puts it in his soup

9 years ago
^winner.
9 years ago
Fuck! Way to win the show in two lines rish. Fuckin genius.
I'm hangin up my mic for the time being Hank...as agreed. Enough is enough...this is gettin kinda rough. Shiiiit!
9 years ago
That must be why he droops
Got too much poop in his backbone
He lacks tone like a leaden flute
in the brass zone
No backbone like a runny poop
A grumpy fruit
He humps white boots and black phones
9 years ago
^A last shot
Like dripping snot
9 years ago
His breath smells like dookie
It makes me wanna pukie
9 years ago
Hank? That was very weak sauce. We'll forget you did that.
9 years ago
Whatever.
9 years ago
Awww! You did aight, man.
I'm going to the gym now. I may not reply for some hours.
9 years ago
Fuck off Drool, you don't know what's good and what's not,
what's food and what's shite.
9 years ago
Well, thanks for bringing out the rhyming, dude. I have enjoyed pwning you. Talk to you later.
9 years ago
short fact: gyms are for fags
9 years ago
Holy shit... is that Dynasty Cruella??
9 years ago
Why are gyms for fags elchris? Is it because your a girly man.
9 years ago
my workout consists of hiking up the mountain 2 hours and doing sets of paralel bars in the park. some weights in my house too
9 years ago
except for the days i drink
9 years ago
gyms are for fags
9 years ago
where do you live elchris
9 years ago
He lives in an old man's ass
If he asks you over
Pass
9 years ago
bert: i dont wanna play this game no more!
ernie: one plus one plus two is four!
9 years ago
Bert's a lurker
Funny faggot's banging a bald Gurkha
in a black burkha
Hanging halal cocks on his chin hook
International puppet pin cushion
been pushin', been layin' bin laden for cash
Now the muppet got a bomb in his ass crack
9 years ago
bert: hippopotamus!
ernie: rippatotapuss!
9 years ago
Lick a lot o puss.
9 years ago
Hey, where's Dik? I wanna hear a Dik rhyme.
9 years ago
he's still busy on that "beez" thread pwning Pheltchu
9 years ago
I don't wanna hear anybody rhyme
I don't have the time
Suck on a fucking LIME!
9 years ago
bruce lees on my head but dont call me a leehead
9 years ago
I am not calling it so I don't suffer the wrath of the ban hammer but I do believe this is a repost! Yak help me out here.
9 years ago
it very well may be... hard to tell.. you see one interview turned porn then tricked you've seen them all :/

9 years ago
On a more serious note...some of the ads on the side are beginning to look a bit...ummm...dodgy. Come on man wtf.
9 years ago
define "dodgy" to an ignorant american, pls?
9 years ago
Hehe.. I saw one the other day with some chick all bludgeoned with this bloody hammer on a bed next to her, gagging on two cocks at once.... Wheres the snuff at yak??
9 years ago
Same scenario, same room, different girl. The other girl was pretending she didn't speak English.

Or maybe this one has been on here, too.
9 years ago
You're really cool for saying that. Jesus.
9 years ago
fuck that
what does "dodgy" mean?
9 years ago
like i've said around 400 times, we don't pick the creative for the ads. the advertisers do.


9 years ago
What does 'Google' do?
9 years ago
Hey Capn.. pretty sure you're talking about this one...

http://www.muchosucko.com/show/46885
9 years ago
what's "google"?
9 years ago
It's French for 'bedtime Cheech'.
9 years ago
dammit dammit damnit
chong chong chong yu beeatch!

okay - good night, cruel
9 years ago
I got insomnia...haven't slept a fuckin wink all night. I think it's lack of weed.
9 years ago
Lack of weed, and excess of CRACK...
9 years ago
don't forget about his daily cum, i mean, protein shake
9 years ago
Jesus Christ kid. Could you at least try to sound the minimum age to be on this site? I feel embarrassed FOR you now.
9 years ago
but I don't wanna!
9 years ago
hey cruel - i DO think it sucks to have to go w/o the "good" weed...no wonder you still have a soft spot in yer teeny lil anglo-saxon heart for the USA
9 years ago
I'd kill a man for a bowl of some purple sticky punch right now...
9 years ago
dont kill anybody, jerks
as above, so below...
9 years ago
Well, Amsterdam is an hour away by plane. Think it's about time I visited. Need to see which tree wins - Cali or the Dam.
9 years ago
why dont you guys just fuck eachother already
9 years ago
just hit the bong with some colombian
9 years ago
You misspelled "sucked off some homeless guy for bus tokens".
9 years ago
awesome but way too long. i dont like this new embedding either. i used to be able to skip to whatever part of the video and load from there but this new embedding seems like it will only let you skip as far as the video has loaded.
9 years ago
I'm gonna have to kind of sort of agree with you there...

I think also, it would be nice if you could just jump to the middle of the vid without waiting for it to load.. like spankwire.
9 years ago
Will all you assholes stop watching this shit at once... This shit keeps timing out and I'm trying to fucking fapp over here..
9 years ago
stop trying to fap to MS, jerks...
this site is twentyfirst century James Joyce
log into xhamster or where ever, fap, then come back
9 years ago
Well.. MS not the first option on my favorites tab.. I just couldn't resist with this one....
9 years ago
^infidel
9 years ago
jerks is a perv!
hahahahaha
wait, that's not funny
...is it?
9 years ago
omg, fapping on a porn site? No way... thats way too perverted
9 years ago
MS is a porn site? o.O
9 years ago
sort of
9 years ago
haha freudian slip.
9 years ago
What series of videos is this?
Drumrave?
9 years ago
seems similar to "got jizz"
9 years ago
Can anyone prove the authenticity of this video? Looked legit from the beginning. The end seemed kind of fake.
9 years ago
LA is full of chicks like this... Not good enough to be in real movies, not hot enough to be a model (in this case on any level).. and stuck doing porn so they can still pay for their townhome in Redondo... I say fake, but believable enough for me...
*fapfapfap...*
9 years ago
just cant get over this:
up here in tha midwest, most of "us" still just laff at you sorry fuckers on the atlantic/Pacific coasts
9 years ago
It's fake. It's from an old reality porn site.
9 years ago
prove the authenticity? you're fucking kidding me right? you should have known it was fake after the first 4 or 5 seconds--and I mean that literally.
9 years ago
ok maybe 12 or 15 seconds but no more, muahaha
9 years ago
so.....did she get the job?
9 years ago
lol slowly losing her morals
9 years ago
learned my lesson about about getting naked in front of pervs looking for a dumbass girl...stripped to some guy from 'Paris' who said he was a photographer on MSN O_O *dies*
he then became my online stalker for about a month lD lmao
9 years ago
Ooookay. Did a monkey fly out yer ass too?
9 years ago
my guess is fake, but there are dumb bitches that would fall for that.
9 years ago
no way this is real.. no bitch is that stupid to believe a guy in a fucking utility room filled with old files and a videocamera is some big mogoul "model agent"
9 years ago
ugh about 10 minutes in if you could just mute the guy it could stay believable for another 10 minutes or so...
9 years ago
women are so easy when you got money...^^
9 years ago
...this vid was some Fruedian schlep..
9 years ago
Isnt there another one on Mucho like this but with an Iranian couple ? looks like the same stockroom...
9 years ago
She must be worth about £5
9 years ago
So, 6 1/2 more lbs. than your mother?
9 years ago
You leave my mother out of this
9 years ago
*fap fap* ...loading *fap fap fap* ...loading...loading...*fap*
9 years ago
"start you off in a 10 men man gangbang"
9 years ago
"god has nothing to do with this !"
9 years ago
This almost looks like something from Backroom Facials. They were like the Bang Bus people, but supposedly 'interviewed' for a position and convinced to have sex or something. I'm fairly certain they were fake since I saw one of the girls on Captain Stabbin. I have a lot of those movies, when I get the HD they're on connected, I'll submit them.
9 years ago
i want it to be real
9 years ago
no wait i dont
9 years ago
*FAP*
9 years ago
What is that hole in her stomach? i do not mean the bellybutton or the pussy obviously
9 years ago
It's a scar from having her appendix removed.
9 years ago
So how does this guy get to do what he does and not get in trouble?

i asume they make the girl sign some papers which she doesn't read completely that gives him the right to fool her haha
9 years ago
fakie!!
9 years ago
I love to jerk off to this video. she is so FUCKING HOT!!
5 years ago
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