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Drunken Negro Cookies

Just the thing for a Klan bake.

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by Nogbad

submitted January 26th 2009

76 comments
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comments (76)
The bloodshot eyes were a nice touch
9 years ago
that's what they have.
9 years ago
they're either bloodshot or hepatitis yellow
9 years ago
They're bloodshot from the mace.
9 years ago
i thought they're bloodshot from always getting high.. heard jenkem does that
9 years ago
yak was right, they really do look like harlequin baby faces... but that would probably offend people too, calling them harlequins
9 years ago
Most people don't even know what harlequin babies are...
5 years ago
i would eat some "drunken negro heads" fuck the news media making a big deal out of this.
9 years ago
I'm hungry now...
9 years ago
Fuck you, Josh. You would eat some drunken negro dickheads and ask for seconds.
9 years ago
i never heard of drunken negro dickheads! must be from that gay bakery you frequent...
9 years ago
I didn't say you had heard of them I said you suck them in back alleys just to get a warm meal in ya.
9 years ago
but that isnt true...
9 years ago
Word on the street is
you like dark meat.
9 years ago
and who said this? for they are a liar and will suffer.
9 years ago
it would have been ok if he would have just called them drunk white people cookies.

9 years ago
Drunken people Crackers*
9 years ago
Drunken Cracker Heads.
9 years ago
If that is the case, Yak, why do you suppose that is?

Let's see if you can give a more intelligent answer than typically found here.
9 years ago
well... mainly because they are cookies that he made.. they are just names given to fking cookies... but if he calls them something then its up to the individuals who looks at them to draw their own conclusions... putting the racist blame kind of on to them ;/ at least thats how i see it...

i mean... the stupidest thing he said in the interview was that he hopes obama gets what he deserves just like lincoln did...

i personally think that harequin cookies would have been way better names anyway ;/ and probably psychologically much more delicious to eat

9 years ago
How is it up to the individual? He made brown cookies with red eyes and called them drunken negros. That doesn't leave a lot of room for interpretation. He's clearly taking the piss.

My point and the point I thought you might have been referring to was that if he had made white cookies and given them some name slanderous to white people then it almost certainly wouldn't have been as big a deal. There wouldn't have been as much of a media/public uproar about it.

And why do you think that would be the case?

Can anybody out there give a decent answer to that question? It's not all that hard, really.
9 years ago
1. because he himself is white.
2. because insulting white people isn't really threatening since they already have the country by the balls.
3. because white people haven't been the subject of institutionalized racism for hundreds of years.
4. who gives a fuck?
5. all of the above.
6. none of the above.
7. just give me a fucking cookie.
9 years ago
You win.
9 years ago
drunks dont eat sweets
9 years ago
"Just look to the cookie"
9 years ago
i hope victorious is suing.

9 years ago
rip
9 years ago
hes still away killing sand heads isnt he?
9 years ago
Why didn't they interview any black people for their point of view?
9 years ago
they were too busy eating these free cookies that had to be thrown out....
9 years ago
Fuck! He shouldn't apologize. He should be a dick. He should rename them Drunk ass nigger cookies. Instead of taking cash, pay him in 40's.
9 years ago
you sir, do not deserve to live
9 years ago
He shouldn't have been so fucking stupid in the first place, but now that his stupidity has been pointed out to him, a swift and sincere apology may reduce the damage to his business.
9 years ago
Members of the community are "hurt"? HahhahahahahhaahHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA. Oh dear god when will the pain of the cookies go away?
9 years ago
I'm sure if some local shop here started making white foreign devil cookies in town here it would bother me.

You are a fucking tool, man. Really fucking dense. You don't think racist imagery and the propagation of racist stereotypes hurts people's feelings?
9 years ago
what if the cookies were REAAAAAAAAALLY good?
:P

9 years ago
Waaa, waaaaa, someone doesn't like me, I'm so hurt.

I mean if a fucking cookie done by some fatass chef 'hurts' you then you must have led a pretty sheltered life.
9 years ago
Wow man, you are really tough and cool.
9 years ago
Your sarcasm hurts my feelings.
9 years ago
poor skankie will have hurt feelings if the nips make white devil cookies.You fuckin pisshead..who do you think you are?
The fuckin japs used to think,and still think,they are the supreme race and all others are inferior.They tolerate your worthless ass cause its no PC to hate people.FUCK YOU SKANK-you pussy white devil
9 years ago
How do you know what people still think? Did you conduct a survey, you stupid piece of shit?
9 years ago
You hurt his feelings now too.

You monster.
9 years ago
I like Hank now. Consider yourself in my line of fire.
9 years ago
And get your fucking facts right, you ignorant shit-munchers. It's Germans who still think they are the supreme race. At least the Japs have officially and publicly apologised for their part in WWII.
9 years ago
Whats your problem with Germans Cruella??
They haven't done shit to the world in like 60 years, except surpass us in technological achievements, and become an economic world leader....
9 years ago
Are you a fucking retard?
9 years ago
StoolHM-If you dont know that the japs think they are superior now as they did 60 years ago than you are gayer than anyone has so far stated you fucking vomiting bowl of spewtum and jizzz
I used to talk to a few chinese girls and they would talk about how they were basically slaves to their yellow masters.as you little babies like to say FACT..errrrr
9 years ago
jerkstore is saying whats right
9 years ago
generaly hes a fucking lame idiot though... possum style
9 years ago
germany is great. anyone that says it doesnt havnt been there
9 years ago
My God. When did anyone say you could try to have an opinion here, you misguided, and ill-educated noob-diaper. Hank LIVES and WORKS in Japan (among other things) and I've been around plenty of them throughout my life, and one of my best friends at college was from Fukuoka City. I'm well aware of Japan's past errors. I don't see that they think they are the superior race. They are hard-working, and very respectful people, and have an almost zero crime rate. The rest of the world could learn a lot from them. They got more than their karma for their part in WWII, but managed to rebuild and turn themselves into one of the most civilised, productive, and technology-advanced nations on Earth. I admire the Japanese. And the poor dirty Chinks will be owning all our asses soon enough, so who gives a fuck. If you wanna talk about people who think they are the 'chosen ones' look no further then Jews (their religion specifically teaches them that). Now, I wouldn't advocate what Hitler did - hardly! But, get your fucking facts right nooby-stumpy-cock.
9 years ago
give me a fucking break you lame piece of shit
9 years ago
shut the fuck up
9 years ago
You asked me to give you a break last night, dirty tranny fuck. No.
9 years ago
you actualy think someone will read that?
9 years ago
Why don't you die on your tranny ass a little more...then we can all enjoy reading your obituary.
9 years ago
pfff
9 years ago
Now I'm not sure if that's your ego deflating, or you're releasing more cock smoke again.
9 years ago
"They managed to rebuild and turn themselves into one of the most civilised, productive, and technology-advanced nations on Earth..." Yeah, all except for the fact that they like shit, piss, and puke in their porn lol.
9 years ago
The typical Japanese person has no idea shit, piss, and puke porn even exists. That's all from a tiny, tiny percent of the population.
9 years ago
Thank god, because I was starting to form a stereotype...sometimes I forget that they are the same people that gave us the Skyline GT-R
9 years ago
The typical Japanese person is a worthless piece of shit.
9 years ago
What's up your ass tonight, 1rish? PMS again, or what?
9 years ago
Fuck off, Fago, you don't like what i have to say, feel free to choke on a dick.
9 years ago
Yup, it's PMS.
9 years ago
Irish will supply the dick for you to choke on, please pay me $5.99 + tax.
9 years ago
Why are you trying to have a serious conversation here about racism Hank? This is the same place people laugh about photos of children killed in horrible ways. You really expect people here to stop being greedy wretches and have any kind of sympathy to their fellow man? lol
9 years ago
Why indeed.
9 years ago
Karma is why.
9 years ago
Children been killed in horrible ways hurts my feelings.
9 years ago
Hahah just kidding.
9 years ago
I honestly didn't find that racist. People are so goddamn sensitive these days. I say let's have it all out in the open.. Let's progress beyond getting pissed over petty "racial slurs".
9 years ago
i did it all for the cookie... yeah.. so you can take that cookie & shove it up your ass
9 years ago
hmmm... id go in to see one of them.. maybe buy one take a picture with it.. eat it then take a shit on his counter and politely walk out never to be seen again.
9 years ago
See, now that's the right approach.
9 years ago
Hahaha keep dreaming tough guy. Morph would probably go into the store, be shocked then brood about it all day, get home and cry himself to sleep. "Why do people hate black people so much??!".
9 years ago
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