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jellyfish attack

the only time it's socially acceptable to publicly piss on someone's face

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by xzekiel

submitted January 25th 2009

71 comments
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HOLY SHIYTE!!
9 years ago
fake. lol
9 years ago
no its so real he shakes
9 years ago
should have helped that guy with the flat tire on the road hahaha karma is a bitch
9 years ago
Lmao. "it burns worse!"
9 years ago
Go piss in your own face.
9 years ago
Are you telling me that it does make it burn worse from experience?
9 years ago
Real
9 years ago
haha! that's why i never swim in the open sea... definitely too much scary seafood out there...^^
9 years ago
Box jellyfish are nasty.
9 years ago
Man O Wars are pretty gangsta too
9 years ago
She just wanted to piss on his face.
9 years ago
Impressive. I could never get over pee-fright under those circumstances.
9 years ago
I have no problems peeing anywhere or in front of anyone.
9 years ago
Interesting side note: The New Orleans drunk tank has a drain right in the middle of the floor so you can just pee right there. It was actually pretty cool. I was thinking of installing on in my living room. I pee out the front door sometimes if something good is on tv and I don't want to miss any of it.
9 years ago
Dude, there is something so wrong with you.
9 years ago
I've pissed in the Cleveland airport parking deck.
9 years ago
I pissed on Pat O'Brien's (he played Knute Rockne and was in Some Like It Hot) lawn when I was ten years old.
9 years ago
You might as well install a lounge toilet chair like the one in Idiocracy.
9 years ago
I hate when your taking a piss in the urinal and a dude glimpses over at my dick. That shit stops my flow.
9 years ago
cuz you get hard
9 years ago
I peed out of my living room sliding glass door last night. It was raining, so it's ok.
9 years ago
afraid to go all the way to the bathroom and wake up the boss? (grandma)
9 years ago
ill piss in the sink to save money on the water bill. if u do it enough it really makes a difference
9 years ago
The water bill is the cheapest one anyway.
9 years ago
tru but im a broke ass college student and any expense that infringes on my beer money is an unnecessary expense
9 years ago
My first year of school I rented a room in this house with too many chicks. They were always in the bathroom so I would just piss out the window in my room. Even in winter, the yellow snow didn't give it away. It was until someone saw the stream coming out that I got busted.
9 years ago
You could save more money if you washed your dishes in piss.
9 years ago
or just get a plant
9 years ago
So, let me get this straight. Every time one of us takes a piss in a urinal, a dude glimpses over at FuckieFuck's fun-sized 100 Grand? Hmm. That's odd.
9 years ago
i dont do dishes. that's bitch work. i just reuse the dirty ones.
9 years ago
NO IRISH IS ABSOLUTELY AMAZING! I wish I was a dude. No period no problems with having to find a hole to squat and pee in. If you're a guy you can just stand and pee out the door like Irish.
9 years ago
Steff, are you in need of some attention? This isn't the way to go about it.
9 years ago
Aw shit, no.
9 years ago
don't care really.
9 years ago
stfu steffi
9 years ago
burn
9 years ago
ha ha ha ha ha. that was expertly done.. A++
9 years ago
why pee?
9 years ago
(before any other smartass says)
why not?
9 years ago
but seriously?
why?
i wanna know, enlighten me bitches
9 years ago
you are such a fag. dont you watch friends?
9 years ago
Hahaha.. funny episode.. wait a sec.. entrapment, entrapment!!!
Damn you Randall
9 years ago
new fag... guess they dont have "Jackass" in Iran
9 years ago
it supposedly neutralizes the sting toxins but i think it can make it worst actually.
9 years ago
It doesn't work.
9 years ago
mostly ammonia so its a disinfectant... guess it would sting like a bitch though... and this reminds me of tourists who think a rip is the current around there ankles and call for help in waist deep water. Just thought I would share that with you all.
9 years ago
drink a bottle of scotch
9 years ago
Does cum have trace amounts of ammonia?
9 years ago
because you'd much prefer some guy cum on your face in the event of a jellyfish attack?
9 years ago
there is no ammonia in a healthy person's urine. now a wookie's...maybe
9 years ago
Hmm I better get that checked.
9 years ago
it doesn't make the sting go away, it neutralizes the poison important to know if you live in an area that has deadly jellyfish
9 years ago
Some guys have all the luck
9 years ago
What? Pretending that the cum on your face is a jellyfish?
9 years ago
i agree, i'd love to have an anonymous female lifegaurd piss on my face, but that's just me
9 years ago
"I have to pee on you! It'll take the sting away." lmfao, she sounds like she's digging pissing on dudes face. He's lucky, usually you'd have to pay for that.
9 years ago
Yo momma does it for free.
9 years ago
cruelhm pays to get pissed on
9 years ago
That was brilliant. I see now why your Mucho career has been so successful.
9 years ago
yo mama is doing it for free was golden. hard to top one like that
9 years ago
mucho career? tsk tsk
9 years ago
wait do we get paid for this shit? i want medical and dental too
9 years ago
That was really funny but very fake, there's no way that dude wouldn't have ripped that fucker off of his face immediately and her hand touched one of the tentacles and she didn't react to it at all.(Although she was trying to pee on his face at the time)
9 years ago
Did you know that in the early 1800s they actually had the first lazy boy with a bowl in it for the elderly so that they could relive themselves without having to move? Looked pretty comfy. But damn that was funny..it burns worse!
9 years ago
they could relive themselves? really? i want one--don't know what it would do really, but sounds neat.
9 years ago
did he died?
9 years ago
Well, as first comment posts go...that rates pretty highly, I must say.
9 years ago
spagget!!
9 years ago
what is your obsession with first comments?
9 years ago
Hand me a fucking jellyfish!!!!
1 year ago
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