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My girlfriend

been lurkin for months, first submission. Wut u guys think? Dont see it as "mature content".

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by E-AThlete

submitted January 25th 2009

94 comments
what do you think? let everyone know!
My girlfriend
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comments (94)
FAKE!
9 years ago
no sign = fuck you faggot go back to lurking
9 years ago
have to agree with drumrave.. as uncomfortable as that makes me
9 years ago
I have those same panties.
Wal*mart has the cutest thongs...
9 years ago
^You need to post some tits, you stupid fucking bint....

And you better not be wearing Wall-Mart panties when you do....
9 years ago
^^Probably male, anyway. Buys Wal-Mart panties to sniff hoping they've been tried on.
9 years ago
Holy shit, I gotta try that.
9 years ago
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHA
LMAO!
9 years ago
Jerk store, why the FUCK would I be wearing panties on my tits...?
You're pic will be up soon.
9 years ago
That's a good girl wtfs... :D
9 years ago
Her ass needs Proactiv.
9 years ago
i was gonna say thats pretty fuckin bumply
9 years ago
it would give a blind person somethen read about.
9 years ago
lmao @ jsexy
9 years ago
haha
9 years ago
haha...wonder what it says
9 years ago
They look like razor bumps. Why does she have razor bumps on her ass?
9 years ago
Seems a bit bumpy.
9 years ago
rule #1-
NEVER ask muchoers what they think of you, or your girlfriend
9 years ago
'cause you make the rules?
9 years ago
commandment #5
thou shalt not kill...
are you gonna ask me if i made that one too?
9 years ago
Moses was a dumbass...
9 years ago
No, that's one of the 613 commandments in the Bible.

You don't make the rules here.
9 years ago
duh, i only stated it... but thanks for your invaluable assumption, really helps out the team
9 years ago
lol, oranje = wiki-god
9 years ago
What exactly does wiki have to do with anything?
9 years ago
Did you want to try & prove me wrong, only to find out that I am, in fact, correct?
9 years ago
cause i know you didn't read the whole bible and count the number of commandments.... then again i could be seriously underestimating how much free time you have
9 years ago
there are 613 commandments in the bible = wiki fact
9 years ago
I actually learnt that from Stephen Fry.

I really did like the way you went & did some research to try & refute what I said, only to fail.
9 years ago
I'm always right.
9 years ago
^Bear that in mind.
9 years ago
i avoid wiki at all costs, so i did not double check, if that's what you're insinuating...
9 years ago
i'm always right too... so the question becomes: what happens when an unstoppable force meets and immovable object?
9 years ago
*an immovable
9 years ago
You're really striving for that "Most Pompous Asshole" award aren't you MF..
9 years ago
i'm trying to, but oj cheats
9 years ago
That 'what happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object' paradox is simply retarded.

How can there be such a thing as an 'unstoppable force' if there is also an 'immovable object'.

Level 1 physics.
9 years ago
how could anyone be "always right"?
level one logic
9 years ago
If you were such an expert on logic, you'd cut your losses & stop trying to argue with me.

FYI, there is nothing wrong with wiki.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Unit_731

^I'm reading that page between pwning you.
9 years ago
that went right over your head, as usual.... don't worry, you're still king of mucho in YOUR mind, bye-then!

9 years ago
"that went right over your head, as usual"

Run out of 'clever' things to say, & resorted to baseless claims I see.

You feign intelligence, but you can't keep the act up for long, huh?
9 years ago
Yeah, nothing wrong with wiki (except for the fact that any asshole can update shit in their database) But I actually think some MS users should be required to run their facts on the internet before posting shit.
9 years ago
*biting tongue*
9 years ago
'AGHEM-herby'
*clears through*
9 years ago
*also clears throat*
9 years ago
Jerk, if wiki didn't exist, I'm sure Metal would have said 'Oranje = Reads books & shit', as an attempted insult.
9 years ago
^^*biting cock*
9 years ago
Stephen Fry knows a thing or two.
9 years ago
Stephen Fry gnaws a thing or two.
9 years ago
Skitty ditty bop da ba da bop!!!
9 years ago
keefbox needs a dangerous slap base solo
9 years ago
Looks like the "Nixon was here" I wrote on her ass has finally wore off.
9 years ago
Ya, but now I have "erehsawnoxiN" smeared on my paws. >=/
9 years ago
If she smells like the ocean, it's cause she just went swimming *winkwink*
9 years ago
my love for her is ticking clock, BESERKER!
9 years ago
are you wanting making fuck? BERSERKER!
9 years ago
proof?
9 years ago
it's a trannie giving head to a furrie.
9 years ago
brail all over her ass?
9 years ago
haha wonder if it says MuchoSucko in Braille...
9 years ago
ass crack is too shallow, i don't like seeing butthole when i'm fucking a girl from the back. and her cheeks are not smooth.
9 years ago
not to worry. youre still a virgin anyways.
9 years ago
How the hell can you not like seeing butthole?!? I'd live in my girl's asshole if I could.
9 years ago
I am going with repressed homosexuality, that is why he can't look at a girl's asshole.
9 years ago
I have to take issue with that as well-who doesn't like to check out their girl's ass when they hit it from the back? What makes it even better is when she looks over her shoulder at you.
9 years ago
.... then makes her butthole *wink* at you...
(preferably w/o farting, though)
9 years ago
You just had to take it and run with it, didn't ya poss? lol
9 years ago
fags
9 years ago
i have that same identical thong sitting in my passenger door sill. my second girlfriend put them in my pocket the last time we fucked like 3-4 years ago. she was the biggest whore ive ever been with so its probably covered in aids.
9 years ago
..and you haven't throw them in a fire yet becauuuse?
9 years ago
"My second girlfriend" = his sister.
9 years ago
first girlfriend = mom
9 years ago
Clean your car, slobbo.
9 years ago
Hell of a runway to spray baby batter all over. Pop goes the weasel.
9 years ago
"She" does a good job of hiding "her" cock.
9 years ago
In your ass.
9 years ago
Zing!
9 years ago
I've got a girlfriend, with bows in her hair, and, nothing is better than that...
9 years ago
what, the, comma, spas? ,?
i thought you were in college, jerks?
9 years ago
Well, a comma indicates a pause in speech.. and since this comes from a classic 80's song, it doesn't follow normal sentence flow.. But thanks for ruining my David Byrne thread MetalFace...
9 years ago
lyrics are
traditionally notated
in poem format
with each line
indicating a pause
(just ask the rapping grannies, i mean cruel and hank, nooge)
9 years ago
It wasn't meant to be that obvious MF... but thanks for your input.
9 years ago
I have my own patented sentence structuring format... FACT!
9 years ago
anytime, nolte
9 years ago
you must get it published in two separate works for it to be considered valid...FACT!
9 years ago
Why the fuck do you think people should comment on Mucho, as if they were writing an academic report, Metal?

It was just the other day that you told someone to put (sic) to note intentional misspelling.

You're so damn anal.
9 years ago
i'm just making the point that jerks 'patent' was not actually a patent
9 years ago
I actually use a self-patenting system that has worked great for years now....
9 years ago
yes, but outside of your world it makes no sense
9 years ago
i've got that too... its called imagination
9 years ago
Let me just be the only MAN on here to say your GF's ass is tasty lookin.Unlike the rest of the pink-warriors on this site who scrutinize the shit out of girls,id overlook those ass-pimples without hesitation.
9 years ago
let us all follow in your footsteps one day jesus.
9 years ago
Awful photography. Plain and simple. Many models asses are pimply but decent lighting and a modicum of PS make up for it. If you took that photograph, you should be ashamed of yourself and never touch another camera. Nice body ruined by a retard.
9 years ago
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