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submitted January 21st 2009

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Retch, boy, Retch!
9 years ago
scientists are so SMART
9 years ago
Yeah, the scientific method is obsolete, we should judge the world by feelings, not science.
9 years ago
Down with objectivity!
9 years ago
Good one, Claude.
9 years ago
vongoebel is right, fucked up feelings make uss create science and technology to fill a gap. But the problem is not external, it's internal and you're all fucking nuts. (as long as you know) carry on...
9 years ago
You're a dipshit.
9 years ago
More like an idiot.
9 years ago
More like a yard ape.
9 years ago
I'm gonna go with "Shut up, virgin"
9 years ago
Poor dog...
9 years ago
good boy
9 years ago
sit ubu sit.



Good Lung cancer.


Woof
9 years ago
Family Ties rocked.
9 years ago
No it didn't, but Mallory was definitely fuckable
9 years ago
well i remember Ubu from Night court. on eof the best shows of its day. but it also ran after family ties too. i wonder what other shows Ubu tailed after.
9 years ago
meredith baxter defined milf
9 years ago
MALLORY! THAT'S IT! I was trying to think of who Olivia Munn reminded me of.
9 years ago
Great. Now that dogs are smoking the price of cigarettes is going to go up. Bitches.
9 years ago
while we're on the subject of rising drug prices, why do pills cost so much but weed is so cheap? ive just started getting my feet wet with real drugs and i just dont see how people can justify the price. personally, i prefer a pill buzz because i can still concentrate and focus on things rather than being so slow with weed but i cant justify the price. i get an eighth for around $30 and that would keep me high for literally all day non stop for 2 weeks straight. I'm guessing it lasts that long because I use a hookah. it doesnt burn the weed, it just roasts it so the plant material doesnt burn(no destroyed thc) but still produces a vapor. anyways, so 30 bucks will get me high for two weeks with weed. ive heard most people online say that its like $40-$60 an eighth for good stuff though. my grandma just had knee replacement surgery and they sent her home with lorcet's(7.5/500 i think). I popped eight of them earlier. how much would those go on the street? probably around $5/pill? the feeling is nice, but i couldnt see how someone would pay $20, let alone $40 to feel like this for a few hours when theres weed so cheap. for you people with experience, what opiate gives you the best bang for your buck? i took eight 7.5mg hydrocodone tabs, so thats 60mg. would 60mg of oxycodone or another opiate be any different(and if so what would pricing be)? i though that oxy's went for roughly $1 per mg but correct me if im wrong. anyways, i just think it sucks that pills are so expensive. id actually stick with kratom if it didnt take 15 grams of powder to barely feel something for an hour then puke it all up. kratom extracts are alright but youll spend just as much(if not more than) it would cost you for a real opiate for a water down hour long buzz. alright im getting of of here. ive typed way too much, you can tell im on drugs lol.
9 years ago
Never gonna read all that.
9 years ago
http://forum.opiophile.org/archive/index.php/t-5495.html
9 years ago
yeah i thought it was a little tl;dr myself.
9 years ago
kptrk6,have fun living on the streets pawning your sick grandmas shit you pathetic drug addict loser
9 years ago
kptrk- just shut up man
do you think this is some sort of info site?
suck my marsupial balls for a day or two, slide that greasy tongue of yours up into my sorry asshole...
then...
ask me what you can do to get the average MS'r to accept your sorry rectum as a receptacle, and not simply as another homosexual plea for supposed "Normal" ButtSex
9 years ago
Jesus christ kptrk6!!

Will someone get this kid some heroin already, so he'll shut up...

That's the high you're looking for kid.. absolute most bang for your buck.
9 years ago
Kptrk6 just do weed(bong rips), pills(Oxycotin), cigs(Marlboro menthol), and a 5th of Jack all at once.
Then you'll get your moneys worth.
9 years ago
No he heeds to shoot a half a gram of heroin in his jugular all in one shot. That will do him good.
9 years ago
i agree....he just needs to die now....save us money
9 years ago
Dude, have you ever snorted toolmancum? It's killer dude. And best of all, it's free.


Fuckin idiot!
9 years ago
Those old school smoking test look like they are just suffocating the dogs. i heard that's what happened to monkeys testing weed; Monkey gets suffocated by pot= Pot is bad m'kay
9 years ago
Pot is good you uncle fucker! M'kay.
9 years ago
brought to you by (catholic society for animal welfare) lol
9 years ago
Yeah because they wanted to bring it to the attention of the public that this kinda shit was going on. Are you really so stupid that you thought for a second they sponsored the research?
9 years ago
uh yeah
9 years ago
Just wanted you assholes to know it's my birthday
9 years ago
your mother is a slut
9 years ago
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2009/0130092tampa1.html
Pick one, and that's your present, JerkStore.
9 years ago
Hahaha... thanks mako.

#5 will do just fine...
9 years ago
Yeah, I was gonna say #5 too...1 and 7 if was gonna go for the daily double.
9 years ago
Beagles are a smoking breed anyway.
9 years ago
You smoke beagles?
I smoke bald eagles. I'm regal,
'cause I'm royally illegal.
I smoke bagels.
You smoke lox, cocks, and barrells
I smoke seagulls
You smoke smeegle's slimy squirt hole, his dirt pole, his flirt hole.
I smoke obtuse anglers fishing for a fisting
They gonna get what they missing
Gonna regret when they shitting
They wanna sit when I'm standing
Bald-faced rhymes never landing
9 years ago
CruelHIM?
9 years ago
Hank, u pretensiuos cunt, here's the real deal. Ur not even in the same universe.


'Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe;
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe.

"Beware the Jabberwock, my son!
The jaws that bite, the claws that catch!
Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun
The frumious Bandersnatch!"

He took his vorpal sword in hand:
Long time the manxome foe he sought—
So rested he by the Tumtum tree,
And stood awhile in thought.

And as in uffish thought he stood,
The Jabberwock, with eyes of flame,
Came whiffling through the tulgey wood,
And burbled as it came!

One, two! One, two! and through and through
The vorpal blade went snicker-snack!
He left it dead, and with its head
He went galumphing back.

"And hast thou slain the Jabberwock?
Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!"
He chortled in his joy.

'Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe;
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe.


"Jabberwocky" is a poem of nonsense verse written by Lewis Carroll, originally featured as a part of his novel Through the Looking-Glass, and What Alice Found There (1871). It is considered by many to be one of the greatest nonsense poems written in the English language
9 years ago
^Fail!
9 years ago
I can write better poetry than that garbled nonsense. Fuck, any of my 'raps' here beats that frilly ole dongdoolyism with its head up its own ringdingflibberjim.
9 years ago
I'm pretty sure we are all in the same universe.

NoobyCuntTie, anybody can cut and paste, you pastey cunt.
Try writing something yourself
You back shelf, second rate piss taker
'Twas brillig and you suck cock for a shilling
9 years ago
LMFAO!
9 years ago
NoobyCuntTie is my dick jockey.
I'm gonna jabberjaw his walkie-talkie.
9 years ago
Lewis Carroll also liked to keep albums of pictures of naked children.
9 years ago
Mahatma Ghandi slept with naked pre-pubescent girls as a matter of course...he said he did it to arrest his impure longings...the pre-pubescent girls report being so overcome by Gandhi's awesomesomeness that they would try to masturbate themselves to orgasm without disturbing you -know- who...
9 years ago
Arsewankski - The Jabberwocky is a masterpiece of nonsensical poetry whereas ur offerings are just ur intellectual ineffectual arse wipe offerings and as per usual have no literary context or merit. Rap as a useful music genre has long since had its day and just like the stinking rotten corpse that is u, it refuses to go way.
9 years ago
I like The Jabberwocky. It's good.

Nice fail, again. You are a Slobbercocky.
9 years ago
A masterpiece of nonsensical poetry...
How can a bunch of made up, nonsense words be a 'classic'? It's just a buttfuck ticket for literary scholars.
9 years ago
I suppose I should be grateful i have contributed in some small part to your better education. The Jabberwocky is over 100 years old and still a classic whilst ur diarrhetic smegwords won't last the day
9 years ago
Talent is talent. I doubt Hank wishes to write anything serious or deep here...I fucking know I don't.
9 years ago
I have a degree in English Literature, NoobCockTie. You don't think I've seen that poem before?

You are 100% weaksauce.
9 years ago
And ANOTHER reply fail.

Fag.
9 years ago
And I have several Masters, one in Total Quality which I teach. Talking of quality - u ain't spoofer boy
9 years ago
Yeah, sure you do. And what the fuck is Total Quality? Quality of what, your blowjobs or salad tossings?
9 years ago
Wank, you wouldn't know quality if it shit in your mouth and freshened your breath you ignorant cunt. English lit is what gets given to those to lazy and fucking stupid to work for an education and hence the incessant cak you kep regurgitating.
9 years ago
can you see the reply button? is there not one on your computer? or are you just too fucking dumb? tell me
9 years ago
I think i just heard someone fart
9 years ago
No, that was just you thinking.
9 years ago
dik says: "can you see the reply button? is there not one on your computer? or are you just too fucking dumb? tell me".
no one needs to tell you shit dik!!
9 years ago
hey fuck you fuckball
9 years ago
Just pleasing the mucho crowd! and you are not? me much attention like,and you, yeah right....
9 years ago
Baldik, like most people on MS this is the last time I acknowledge you. You are the MS runt intellectually and emotionally and if you don't believe me start reading the responses to your posts you twatty little fuck dump. The people that do respond dont talk to you - they talk down, through over and at you you fucking weasel
9 years ago
burp*
9 years ago
I feel irrationally-defensive over dik right now. He's MY primary enemy here, not yo's!
dik...I fucked-up the wrist slitting...nobody reminded me you gotta go downstream NOT across the river.
9 years ago
CHM, apologies for not respecting the food chain. He's all yours
9 years ago
But you still havent said what the fuck a degree in "total quality" is.

Sounds like a load of shit to me.
9 years ago
I *think* he is talking about 'total quality management', I covered that as part of business management.

Its all in the name really. It involves the quality management (obviously) of products mainly, but can include services throughout the entire process, from supply through to production & after sale service. Involves things like Kaizen, which is Japanese, meaning constant improvement, business process reengineering which is a big change in an organisation to creating improvement.

I've just bored myself typing that out, god knows how you feel reading that explanation.
9 years ago
...or you could just try google for a proper explanation...?
9 years ago
Slugfucker, sounding like shit is your field of expertise. It is TQM but the 'management' aspect was dropped so that the workforce could exercise more autonmy over what they did and how they did it. Basic rukle on MS - if you see something you don't understand just google it. The yanks were the TQ(M) experts - having wiped out japan in WW11 they set about re-building it using the principles. It is what made japan great (that and their compliant manners) whilst the rest of us stood around with our heads up our manufacturing arses. OJ your explanantion warants a nobel prize for literature
9 years ago
OJ, quick trigger finger
9 years ago
I did BM for 3 years, & it bored the hell out of me!

How the fuck did you continue with that subject?
9 years ago
+ MBA + MSc in HRM + PGCE I just love it. I was a union man for a long time and saw management were nothing but wankers. I decided I needed to be in the know to stop them fucking things up more than they could, did and still fucking do.
9 years ago
You have some any thesis's/ dissertations saved to your comp, cuban?

I knows a few people who are in their 3rd year now who could do with a few ideas for BM dissertations.

I did mine on a review of corporate social responsibility, specifically the effect that it can/does have on marketing strategy in the financial industry. That wasn't too bad, a few interesting aspects of customer behaviour maintained my sanity. Means end chain, etc etc
9 years ago
I have had 3/4 pc changes since finishing studies but I have it all around somewhere. Corporate social responsibility is a nythical Holy Grail. I atended lots of my professional societies meetings and argued it doesn't exist and it doesn't
9 years ago
That was my conclusion. CSR is a great marketing ploy, so long as people look for it, a business should invest in it like they would any other type of marketing.
9 years ago
Any chance you could email me some of your work?
9 years ago
when will you ned them i have a shed load of shiot on my plate
just finished a eulogy for my brother
have tax returns to do and of to scotland for the week end on the lash
9 years ago
Not right now, but in the near future would be good.

chod56@gmail.com

Your work would be like gold dust.
9 years ago
Off to never never land I'll try and tie up over the next few days. see if you can sort out specifics
9 years ago
specifics?
9 years ago
What's gold is a business course monkey trying to tell an artist what's good writing and what isn't.

Fucking priceless.

When I need some advice about how to sell a widget, I'll call you.
9 years ago
How do you know he is black?
9 years ago
What do you mean? Blacks don't go to university.
9 years ago
Touché
9 years ago
I slang gold cards
You bang retards
Retrace ya steps rethink ya stance
You ain't never gonna advance
Ain't never gonna get in any pants
Worth getting
The bitches you bang are only
worth forgetting
You ain't never moving up
with a bitch looks like she got
run over by a dumptruck full of snot
You suck
You stuck being a dumbfuck
Fucking dumpster trash muff diving
Garbage dump humping
Bumping uglies
Bumping nasty fuglies
Dry heaving as ya leaving every weekend
9 years ago
My name is Shwank the pansy and I'm not getting attention. I know I'll post some rhyming shit and pretend I'm special. You fucking one trick pony
9 years ago
You're just a hater
Sandpaper masturbater
Stick yo dick in a cheese grater
An escalator
A rented VCR player
Your one trick is sucking dick
You prick
You big meanie
Couldn't get a second trick if you was sucking off Houdini
Couldn't write rhyme if you was channeling Dr. Seuss
Plus, your asshole is lose
The cat in the hat got into that
fucked you with a wiffle ball bat
kicked you in your short stop
Your short cock
You snort sperm and you never learn
9 years ago
Thank god that they put me on the weed experiment.
9 years ago
damn this shitty computer and not showing pictures. i need my internet back. stupid retard brighthouse and their rtard money peopoles.
9 years ago
You know how I know that you really don't live in LA now? Because you have Brighthouse service. Welcome back, dipshit.
9 years ago
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