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Fortune cookie say...

that's not frosting on the cake 6 11 25 38 42 18

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by flylice

submitted January 20th 2009

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What if she has to fart, or shit?
9 years ago
Yes, please.
9 years ago
i suppose it would make a mucho eruption.
9 years ago
if she had to shit itd only add flavour
9 years ago
girls dont fart. nor do they shit. only japanese girls do that. but they wouldnt be japanese if they didnt.
9 years ago
And German chicks, antispez
9 years ago
mmmmmm.. cake pussy
9 years ago
I'd hate to pick up some of that food with hair on it, yuk!
9 years ago
You'd eat it.
9 years ago
you'd wish
9 years ago
What, I'm not your fucking enabler.
9 years ago
may i piss master?
9 years ago
Back when I was doing my A levels I went into a classroom full of year 12s (the year below me) to print off some work & sat down at the teachers desk to make a few notes. Some asian lad asked me if he could go to the toilet & I told him to sit down & wait to the lesson ended in 30 minutes. I was wearing jeans & a t-shirt, his stupidity earned him that response.

So no, you can't.
9 years ago
ok thats cool. im not really into this... whats the "out" word?
9 years ago
Apparently, high school mentality extends into university in England.
9 years ago
Or was that a high school reference?

I like how you mentioned it was an Asian lad.
Anyways, it's gay.
9 years ago
School, you dumbass.

"Back when I was doing my A levels"
9 years ago
Oranje boom you're a bitch; Your story's bullshit. You were to busy with his dick in your mouth to tell him no
9 years ago
Quiet, chode-gobbler. The fact that no Asian man in existence will do a thing you say does not invalidate his story.
9 years ago
Yeah, that story is true. Some kid thought I was a teacher, no biggy.

Chill the fuck out whateveryournameis, you dumb sack of shit.
9 years ago
this one time, in rehab, these guys thought i was a counselor
9 years ago
Oranjeboom says:
School, you dumbass.

Yeah, no shit. You are the dumbass, apparently. I was questioning whether it was high school or uni. Both are schools aren't they, genius?

No idea what A levels are.

Anyways, it's pretty juvenile junior/senior bullshit. Reminds me of jr. high or maybe bootcamp. And you thought you were so cool being a dick to that guy. What a fucking tosser.
9 years ago
No they aren't the same thing.

Once again, dumbass, it was at 'school'. If it was at university, I would have said.
9 years ago
There's ovaries in my piece :(
9 years ago
6 11 25 38 42 18

wtf?
9 years ago
its the lotto numbers, duh!
9 years ago
10 foot jesus!!!!!! i won
9 years ago
I thought it was a puzzle & tried to work it out.

Fail
9 years ago
i thought it was a mistake and ignored it
9 years ago
i'm less of a go-getter than you i suppose
9 years ago
The real ones go like this..

4 8 15 16 23 42.
9 years ago
Bastard!

In my defence, I'm working through this: http://www.allyoulike.com/?p=11757

So seeing those numbers & assuming it was a puzzle was instinctive. At least I owned up to my mistake, huh.
9 years ago
There's a site dharmawantsyou.com that my friend found the other day, supposed to be an iq test for initiatives, but you just get a blue screen, we tried all sorts of shit to access the test thinking the blue screen was the first... it turned out to be some promo thing that was shut down last year...
9 years ago
You don't watch Lost, do you.

You should, it's good.
9 years ago
So, is the rifle-wielding cunt that took Faraday to the H-bomb his mother?.. and also the old white haired lady that Ben talks to sometimes??
9 years ago
Fuck no I don't watch Lost.. tv is for queers!
9 years ago
last number isn't sequential cus it's the powerball
9 years ago
I thought that was from Lost. That crazy fat man and his mayo snacks.
9 years ago
wait, this is a clip from iron chef bukkake, isn't it?
9 years ago
theres a penis hiding in that vulcano
9 years ago
hahaha! now i get it! its really no frosting!
9 years ago
there she blows!
9 years ago
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