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Piranha Attack Victim

Picked clean, i wonder how long it took

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submitted January 16th 2009

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Piranha Attack Victim
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Walk it off.
<Face pun>
Tis but a flesh wound.

There, the easy ones are done, let's get creative here.
9 years ago
I'd smile too if I just lost that much weight.

It's going to be hard to get by now that he's blind.
9 years ago
Fails.
9 years ago
you really got to keep an eye out for them piranhas
9 years ago
If we put a zipper on the front and de-bone him maybe we can use him as a wet suit!
9 years ago
that one was pretty good zalo. lol.
9 years ago
all i ask for is freakin' sharks with freakin' laser beams on their heads
9 years ago
"Laser"
9 years ago
That gets me.. If it's a piranha attack... Howcome there are no eyesockets? Looks like plaster or something in there.
9 years ago
lets hope he was dead before this...

or was this some kind of classic villan death. held upside down by your feet over a tank of piranna
9 years ago
no! actually i hope he wasn't dead!
9 years ago
You mean he's dead? Shit, I thought it was Michael Jackson...
9 years ago
Piranha are scavengers, not predators. Blame Hollywierd for maligning the venerable Piranha.
9 years ago
"As both predators and scavengers, piranhas influence the local distribution and composition of fish assemblages."
According to Wikipedia, they're both.
9 years ago
Piranha, I'll pee on ya
Go deep sea on ya
Ya fucking little river fish
Pissy lily-livered bitch
Overbite, overrated and
Under ated
I'll kill ya and grill ya
Spill ya blood in the dirty water then push in dik's dirty daughter
And when the water gets really churnin'
I'll throw my fuckin' laundry in
Everything turns red, but that's allright
I never seperate the darks from the lights.
9 years ago
Hey Cruel, just thought I'd drool in your word pool.
Piss on your stoop and take a poop in your mailbox.
Write my name on your door,
"Hank rocks!"
9 years ago
Hank rocks with virgin, tiny cocks,
Like trippin all around with ultra-dainty flocks,
Of white seamen, day dreamin',
Bout the time they all shared crack,
And they shared that special feelin',
Reelin' - back from that stack,
Of half-baked, too-faked, pistol-whipping anal-takes.
So there...right here's where I left it,
It's just a little intro are you feelin' too bereft yet?
9 years ago
Your shit is silly, boy.
You rhyme like a 3rd grade teacher with an anal toy in her recess
Sucking ultra-dainty cocks
Like little pieces of chalk
Now, Cruel, write a thousand, million times to the letter
"Hank is bored of my shit. I must do better."
9 years ago
Naughty lil Hanky pank - go to the back of class,
I mean did you read what you typed?
Pull yo finger out ya dirty ass.
I can't compete with that feat, so replete with concrete,
Examples of yo subjugation of your bardic menstruation,
Let it flow, let it go...let it trickle out your pickle like Hammer who forgot to go.
On which, listen bitch...you know I love our textual rifts,
But very shortly I gotta run coz my woman wants to grocery shop!!
When I return I'll be stern and you'll continue to re-learn,
The art of what I taught you coz your lines they freeze - mine burn!
9 years ago
I see. You got burned with VD.
Hee hee
You see me?
I never get the short stick
I never had a short dick
Even 3rd grade I was gettin' laid
I was on top banging
Ms. Crabtree's apple bottom
Sack full of apple seeds and
I shot 'em
I taught her all about arithemetic
The mathematics of sucking dick
Drinking her cider in the cloakroom
I pulled a caper with a broke broom
I poked her womb and she melted like a bad spoon
At noon, I had her forkin' on the playground
All the kids in a line
Payin' me for a good time
It was wicked
Lunch money and milk tickets


9 years ago
Y'alls rhymes are like diareah
comin straight from a dogs rear
I'm gonna show you how its done
drop this bitch into third gear
Hank's lyrics suck nuts
and Cruel likes it in the butt
I don't have time for this shit
both of you two suck.
9 years ago
You see, Cruel?
You dream, Cruel.
You could never be Hank cool.
I pwnd ya.
I pawned ya.
I prawned ya at the Piranh shop.
I out brawned ya, outgunned ya and outfunned ya.
I cold slayed ya and coleslawed ya.
I jabber jawed ya.
You not even on my level.
To even up you need a ladder
and I need a shovel.
9 years ago
piranhas diet consists mayorly of fruits. indians bathe here in piranha infested rivers all the time with no consecuenses
9 years ago
What? Indians don't bathe.
9 years ago
That's right Mr.Non-fight you need a shovel - it's true,
To dig yourself that shallow-grave you be steppin in to,
Lacking lyrics, metaphysics - never pleasin' the critics.
It's ridiculous,
You take the short bus,
Right into the school of life,
Where I'm waitin with yo skanky wife.
The best cooks,
Standin with the sharpest hooks,
So enthused to claw your meat,
Took it out from under yo feet.
You slow-roastin,
You just coastin,
Don't tell me that's the best you got,
You're like a wound that fails to clot.
Top geezer?
Crowd pleaser,
Tellin all the usual jokes,
Handin out the diet cokes,
To all the nappy-headed, banal fatasses,
Chokin on their curly fries beggin fo yo backstage passes.
You brang 'em there,
You bang 'em there,
You give 'em every inch of what you got,
And they left thinkin that it's not a lot.
No, no, no. No refunds - they got what they came for,
Left 'em high, left 'em dry, left 'em needing a lot more,
Which is why (don't deny),
I hear 'em tappin' at my door.
9 years ago
I'm not reading all of that.
9 years ago
I don't blame you. It basically says you're gay and have no talent.
9 years ago
Crazy talk.
9 years ago
you know this rapping trend is pretty gay
9 years ago
Mine wins again, hands down.
9 years ago
Wow, does noone around here appreciate some good wordplay, or what?

This audience is tough.
9 years ago
"pretty" gay? how about completely passionately gay :P
9 years ago
Irish, yours are not even worth responding too.

Cruel's have an occasional decent moment, but they are pretty bad, too.
9 years ago
Mine was fucking awesome and you know it. As a matter of fact, evidently some big executive just read it and called to offer me a record deal. You're just mad that I sent you and Cruel to school at the same time.
9 years ago
I've written a lot of poetry. Wordplay can be very fun, I think. And it feels good, like making art.
9 years ago
Well, my last post never showed. So, out of fear of double-posting...I'll just say this...nothing gay about two men enjoying talking to one another about how big their cocks are and how awesome they are.
9 years ago
And Hank? Nigga please.
9 years ago
Rish?
Either one of us could send you to the school of hard knocks, soft cocks, waiting for your dirty mouth to raise the dead inside their lead.
9 years ago
I seriously doubt that you could wrap a Christmas present much less teach me anything about rapping.
9 years ago
I had some good lines, I think.

I saved it all but Irish's little bits.
9 years ago
>Rap King of Mucho<
9 years ago
I am shit at wrapping presents...but I think anyone with half of half a brain can see you have absolutely no textual mastery at all...even in 'joke' mode (which is what I am in when I 'rap' with Hank).
9 years ago
And Hank? FFS. You didn't seriously save that nonsense? LMAO. That's really funny, and cute!
9 years ago
Joking aside Hank. I write a lot of poetry too. Currently finishing my first novel also.
9 years ago
Are you stupid? I have been dropping golden nuggets over the past two days.
Cruel likes to eat poop
He puts it in his soup
Remember that little gem from yesterday?
9 years ago
Consider yourself pwn3d.
9 years ago
Sure, I saved it. It was a lot of fun.
9 years ago
Yeah, fuck it - forgot about that.
**Mucho Rap Hall'oFame**
1. Rish.
2. Cruel.
2. Hank (Cruel is generous).
9 years ago
What's your book about?
9 years ago
Everybody knows I'm the king.
9 years ago
Its tough being the best at something. I'm trying to be humble about it. Although I was a bit confused that you didn't immediately recognize my skillz.
9 years ago
To be fair Hank...I was gonna save it too...but couldn't be assed. If you've managed to edit out all the other comments except our rhymes...I think that would be quite amusing.
I knew we'd end up fucking one day.
*tumbleweed, crickets, light rainfall*
9 years ago
I have 24,252 comments.
9 years ago
It's quite a few pages.
9 years ago
^^^Gay
9 years ago
12900 for me.
9 years ago
I haven't been spending as much time here lately as I normally do. I may have to step it up a bit.
9 years ago
My book? In a nutshell? The collapse of society on a global scale...leading to an inevitable worldwide revolution, whereupon the world eventually calms down and is controlled by a new, globalised government based on co-operative politics rather than adversarial. But, after a relatively short time...the new gloabilsed co-operative government is exposed as being just as corrupt and self-interested as all the other governments before it.
There's a whole lot more to it than that...lots of characters and sub-plots, and descriptive-writing which aims to absorb readers and immerse them into an entirely different kind of 'near-future' world...without falling into any cliches, or overly-Blade Runner-esque bleakness and fatalism into the prospect of hope in the world.
Ashamed to say, I could have finished it years ago...and much of what I wrote wayyyyy back when...is actually coming to pass these days.
9 years ago
12902
9 years ago
1984!
The Summer!
Get down!
Sounds of a funky drummer!
9 years ago
Yeah, it has some elements of 1984 I guess you could say...but also Silence of the Lambs, The Running Man...and about a thousand movies and/or books. If I'd set out to do that deliberately...I truly would be a genius. It's basically my take on life, love, history, politics, culture, crime and punishment, modern entertainment...and where I think it's all gonna end...in a tongue-in-cheek, half-serious, darkly-comic fashion.
9 years ago
Sounds like a real snooze. If your book is half as boring as your comments here I doubt anyone is actually going to read it.
9 years ago
whats your line of work 1rish?
9 years ago
Yeah thanks for that McFluffer. When I want your opinion I'll ask any of your 'wrestling' buddies down at the gym.
9 years ago
I'm a bounty hunter.
9 years ago
My 'wrestling' buddies down at the gym probably wouldn't have an opinion because they haven't read any of your comments before. If they had they would probably tell you the same thing.
9 years ago
The mayor calls me when there is trouble in the city and I apprehend criminals and fight bad guys. Much like Batman except I make the city pay me.
9 years ago
Cruel, could you send me a copy of your book?
9 years ago
I'm running low on toilet paper.
9 years ago
rap is generally pretty pathetic...rapping in a comment thread on mucho is seriously painful to read...cringing i am...cut it out you fags
9 years ago
Deja, you should ban them both for the pitiful attempts at rapping.

Save them from humiliating themselves further.
9 years ago
Cruel, your book sounds interesting actually. I like reading crap like that... I guess that's why I have more tolerance for your mucho-comments. But, it sounds a lot like Atwood.. who is prob my favorite novelist.

Send me a copy if/when it gets published man...
9 years ago
1. Fuck you rish - dirty lil faggot.
2. Fuck you dik. The sooner yak arranges an international Mucho members meet the better. When he does I will shake Hank by the hand...and shake you by your throat.
3. Fuck you OJ. We are in the same - small - country. If you need a fist in your mouth let me know.
4. Jerk. I am unlike others, and their concepts...and it's close to completion. When the time comes, I would be only too glad to send you a copy...but I couldn't give a fuck for you tolerance.
9 years ago
will there anything to fap to in your book?
(clarification - anything for non-brits to fap to?)
9 years ago
I'm about 10 years younger than you, Cruel, & I bet I'd still kick your arse.
9 years ago
^That is how I big myself up on the internet.
9 years ago
I probably would though.
9 years ago
^See, it is easy.
9 years ago
I can't remember the last time I got physically hurt OJ. And by some fucking ugly northern cunt, who fucks retards for fun? Unlikely. At 32 I am in my prime. I have never felt better. So, if you can think of some way we can exchange details without it become public here...let me know. I'm about 14st of angry, recently-separated from my US wife madness. I talk it...and I can walk it you fucking little cunt.
9 years ago
hahahahahahahaha
9 years ago
roundheads vs cavaliers!
9 years ago
cruel you incredible dumbass...all aboard the fail bus...toot toot! hahaha
9 years ago
You're driving that bus, right? Cuntrag.
9 years ago
watch out boys ..cruel can walk it AND talk it hahaha
9 years ago
When you started commenting here, you said that you looked at the user pics & you thought I was normal. Now you're telling me you're '14st of angry', im ugly?
9 years ago
Don't you get embarrassed telling people how tough you are on the internet?

Come on man, its lamer than your rapping. Even lamer than Hanks, believe it or not.
9 years ago
In all seriousness...just fuck off OJ. Yes, I said you looked normal compared to what else I've seen here. Just keep your opinions about my 'rapping' to yourself. And are you implying because I am 14st I must be ugly also? Hate to disappoint you. I'm just quite a big guy.
And dik? You're pathetic man. Seriously. Of all the people I have fallen out with here...you truly seem to have nothing to offer...other than saying...hahahha, fact, gay, fag, noob, dirty bitch, yappy whore/yappy bitch...over and over and over. You're dull and talentless...and act like you have some preordained right to be respected here.
I used to fall out with Hank all the time...but I will try not to any longer. Why? Because I see he's basically a good guy...and a witty, talented one. If he chooses to fall out with me again in defence of you...so be it. I don't give a fuck. At least he's got something about him. You look shit, talk shit, and ARE shit.
9 years ago
Yeah OK, you're harder than Irish's penis during A-Team reruns, we get it.
9 years ago
Seriously though Cruel, is your avatar from Dynasty??
9 years ago
...& no I wasn't implying that your ugly because you're 14st, I don't even see how you thought that.

I was just pointing out how you started saying I'm ugly as soon as you started flexing your internet muscles.

P.S. Your rapping was better than Hanks, but still pointless.
9 years ago
seriously cruel..as if you weren't coming across as an idiot enough before...fuck you and your fail-train...
9 years ago
my name is dik and i'd like to say your mother is a fat fucking whore
9 years ago
rap^
9 years ago
And one more thing OJ. Mine and Hank's 'rapping'? It was a bit of fun between us. Nevertheless, I strongly doubt anyone else around here could 'rap' on the same level we did. He has a gift for controlling words...as do I. Fucking deal with it. It was only meant to be as serious as MS gets...which isn't very serious. And embarrassed? Why would I be embarrassed about speaking the truth? Since returning to the UK in 2007 I have had 2 fights...and kicked the shit out of both guys...the second of which tried to take advantage of the fact I was extremely drunk, drowning my sorrows about the split with my wife - he gave my a black eye, and I xcracked his fuckin head open. I'm no 'e-thug'...I'm just a guy who can handle himself. Why should I be embarrassed about that? I speak only the truth.
9 years ago
...and now I feel bad. Whatever. This place pisses me off sometimes. We are all here for a reason. Something is missing. Regardless of education, career, family life, country.
9 years ago
I liked my A-Team joke. Did you like my A-Team joke?
9 years ago
Yes I liked your A-Team joke. How true.
And LMFAO Jerk, no my avatar is not from Dynasty. Wtf dude?I'm not saying where it's from. But, it is me...to a 't''
9 years ago
hahahaha
9 years ago
"hey me and hank have a gift ...a "rap gift"" you incredible fucking dickhead...i'm embarrased for me for talking to you...eat it boy-slut
9 years ago
I'm confused. Why do you feel bad?
9 years ago
Because I totally overreacted, and kinda pissed on a perfectly good 'bongfire'.
9 years ago
dik? I don't have a 'rap gift' just a natural ability to use words.
9 years ago
I have a good friend from Birmingham.. Solid "bloke" and stuff, pretty calm and passive dude most of the time.. but gets in fights regularly over there.. nasty ones.

My theory, is the average Brit would probably fucking trounce the average American.
9 years ago
Solid "bloke"? Why the "bloke", is this 'bloke' just a massive woman farmer?

Think about it, jerk, Britain is an Island which has fought was constantly for hundreds of years. We're a fighting nation. When we're not travelling around the world fighting other people, were fighting each other.
9 years ago
We live in a depressing country that rains all the time, is cold most the time, is dark most the time...where everything is expensive, and the laws take the fucking piss. The average Brit male has more reason to be angry and hardened than the average US male. (BTW I have had fights in America too...and spent time in county jail for it...partly why I am back here. But, everything happens for a reason).
9 years ago
Bloke.. or Geezer.. as my buddy would say.
9 years ago
I just wrote a poem for u guys about what cunts u all are and what hapens - fucking peace braks out!
9 years ago
Well...if it was as spastic and grammatically-incorrect as your typical comment? Phew! Thank fuck for that.
9 years ago
Yeah, if you spell "you" as "u" in your poem... then it's not worth anyone's time.
9 years ago
Oh no! Not another spelling/grammar policeman sorry police person. Do you not understand that baldik has that job on MS. I too have a natural propensity for using words. Or is using the phrase 'natural propensity' a 'double positive' and therefore redundant speech. RSVP Dear Cruella
9 years ago
My reason was far better than cruels.
9 years ago
Hehe.. you guys both have a pretty good point though.
9 years ago
Jerk, can you remember us having a disagreement over something? Or have we had less than pleasant words recently?

I honestly can't remember if we have or not. This needs clarifying.
9 years ago
Yes it is a double positive/tautologous.
9 years ago
OJ. Can I just clarify that yes, you are indeed a thick, northern cunt.
9 years ago
More acceptable than fucking 'irregardless' though.

People who use that word should be sent to a labour camp in Irish's arse.
9 years ago
Cruel, that was just mean.
9 years ago
Scared for your future college boy?
9 years ago
Cruel, I bet you have spent hours in front of a mirror trying to intimidate the new Cadbury Dairy Milk kids.
9 years ago
I am willing to concur but it's not necessarily bad syntax. I briefly read on an earlier post in this thread that we have something missing and that's why we come on here. I have been here for years but only recently started to post –HankChinaski and Dik’s symbiotic relationship started to intrigue me for reasons I have no idea why. I have considered doing a PhD about the ‘individuals’ on the MS site and see my observation as part of the ethnographic research should I chose to.
9 years ago
You know it, I know it & the people walking past your house during the day when your curtains are open know it.
9 years ago
Ummm.. pretty sure we haven't had any tiffs recently.... possibly at one time.. but who can ever keep track of that shit anyway.
9 years ago
No problem, Jerks, that's good.
9 years ago
Have we.. ?? I don't know man, I don't have anything personal against anyone here... except Herby.. he makes me so mad.
9 years ago
cuban, you'll find that the people on MS have the same herding mentality that you'll find in any school/workplace/government. You'll always have the cliques, each clique will have a leader, there will be cross links which effects the relations of the members of each clique. Then you get the people who bob about all over getting on with/fighting with anyone.
9 years ago
interest shit cuban...
9 years ago
I have no fucking clue what you're on about OJ...I guess my eee-lad lingo needs a refresh. And cuban? If what you said is true...I think I am gonna piss myself laughing right now...symbiosis. Lovely. I would say (believe it or not) dik is in fact the parasite in the duo though. And you choose...but you knew that typo, right?
9 years ago
OJ, I thank you for supporting my contentions. I noticed that within days of reading the posts. How do I get to reference you?
9 years ago
What up possum!!!
9 years ago
this is getting boring you fucking fags...you know who you are
9 years ago
^ing
9 years ago
There, cruel, you eyebrow master.

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=TVblWq3tDwY
9 years ago
CHM, Who needs who, DIk or Hank? Or, as I suspect, the symbiosis is mutually parasitic.
9 years ago
Damnit oranje... that nonsense almost gave me a seizure...
9 years ago
Dik, step back and have a think about the things people say about you on MS. Personally I have noticed that over the last week you have began to rant the way Hank does.
9 years ago
Cuban, you may do it like this:

On the topic of inter-personal relationships on MuchoSucko Oranjeboom (Muchosucko, piranha attack victim) states:

"that the people on MS have the same herding mentality that you'll find in any school/workplace/government. You'll always have the cliques, each clique will have a leader, there will be cross links which effects the relations of the members of each clique. Then you get the people who bob about all over getting on with/fighting with anyone."
9 years ago
I know you are totally flat on an oscilloscope reading dik, because you are so numbed-out on strong athritis meds all the time.
9 years ago
hey jerks!
...herby?...not the only one on my list - i have to include the other racist and/or misogynist types too...but other than that - i'd like to party with just aboot everyone here
9 years ago
Any comments I make...racist or otherwise...are always tongue-in-cheek. Anyone who truly knows me here...should know that. Cuban? If you are serious about this PhD (doubtful), anything you quote of mine will go a long way towards ensuring your safe passage to 'Doctorhood'. Shit, plagiarise it...I don't care. I can spout this shit all day long.
9 years ago
haha... possum said "aboot"...

like a Canuckian...

I think if there was actual Mucho convention.. I would definitely go.
9 years ago
I like how you say you're in your prime, Cruel, You aren't yet. I spent a lot of my 20s & 30s as a quiet and restrained person that's more likely to break up a fight than start one. Mow, at 43 (& 240+ lbs) I don't give a fuck because the law is now leaning my way. Witness the poor guy who got battered to death at 43 this week over a bottle of wine, you can now blame any trouble on young upstarts, knock the fuck out of them and say they attacked you. You need another ten years, buddy.
9 years ago
Cruel, I'm the only one who will be quoted around here in academic work. You'd have trouble getting your quotes about 'emigrants taking all our jobs' into The Sun.
9 years ago
CHM, Thank you for the offer but plagiarism is quite unnecessary and unacceptable to me. I have several MSc's plus a raft of other academic/profesional qualifications and membership to internationally recognised professional organisations. I did start a PHd but circumstances compromised it's completion. I may do something again and as previously stated, the 'intellectual' workings of the MS bloggers intrigue me.
9 years ago
I wish my fucking Sex Drive movie & Lost episode would hurry the fuck up and download so I can get to bed!

Just saying...
9 years ago
Haha! Maybe Fugs. Wtf is that story?! To be honest, I get on really well with all ages here in UK. I would say the 20-25 year old group would be the worst here...but I live in Cornwall...which is pretty calm overall. I don't really give a fuck how old someone is...if I feel threatened, I am gonna hit them (and use my law degree to get out of it later).
Plus, you can definitely stay physically powerful until your mid to late 50s I reckon.
9 years ago
I'm hungry too, think I'm gonna go make myself a tuna sandwhich & cup of Tetley tea.

Just saying...
9 years ago
cheech? i know you're not racist...you hate everyone equally :)
9 years ago
Droll, OJ. I must too adjourn for the day.
9 years ago
Hmmm. Drinking my last can of Carlsberg Export right now...just 'enjoyed' a cheese slice and ketchup sandwich...but had the ole chish and fips earlier.
In US, I would be getting drunk on the Natural Ices...fucking magic when strapped for cash. Different country...basically the same routine.
9 years ago
Well (the only Cheech) I don't hate anyone here...or anywhere. Hate is the exact opposite emotion to love.
9 years ago
The most interesting thing about Mucho is the fact that some of the most disturbing comments come from the most skilled or best educated members. A number of people on here are far smarter than you'd assume.
9 years ago
what's it like being poor?
9 years ago
rhetorical you fucking sissies
9 years ago
thank you oj
*blushes*
9 years ago
Well OJ...what you said almost sounds formulaic. I don't make too many disturbing comments, and nor do I even comment on vids/pics I find unacceptable...and yet, I don't find myself feeling educationally, or intellectually-dwarfed by anyone here.
9 years ago
possum intrigues me. He is fucking nuts but doesn't half come out with some funny shit sometimes. He kept interrupting Hanks raps with bert & ernie comments, funny stuff.
9 years ago
OJ...poss didn't keep doing that at all...don't propagandize please.
9 years ago
Maybe you are the exception that proves the rule?

It goes hand in hand with your 'something missing' point earlier, cruel. We are an odd bunch.
9 years ago
OJ, It is perhaps that to gain skills and education and therefore greater understanding, one gets exposed to a wider world. In that wider world are more disturbing facts that get uncovered as one progresses. Those facts are retained and used when such individuals deem necessary. Also, never assume, deal in facts and validate them.
9 years ago
PS...Hank is one of the smartest guys here...but he knows it too.
9 years ago
Cuban? Stfu. That sounded like Yoda on a 'bad' acid trip.
9 years ago
Teach you much fucked-up nonsense that Cuban, he will.
9 years ago
Cruel, yes possum did & Hank is just stubborn.
9 years ago
CHM, I strongly disagree. Hank THINKS he's smart. I find him relatively inarticulate compared to most of the people that post regularly on here. Rarely does he engage in a full conversation, choosing to snipe away behind a tirade of peurile bandinage.
9 years ago
A smart person would understand the concept of curing AIDs in Africa being a bad thing.

If you spend the finite resources that you have curing aids, or even managing the symptoms of HIV, you will then only have millions more people who you cant feed. Now, when you can't feed all the people now, why would you want to increase the number of people you can't feed?

It isn't inhumane to allow the people with AIDs to die. It is simple irresponsible to save them to only let them starve later.

He doesn't understand that, whatsoever.

You can't dump food on Africa because they will never build up any type of sufficient agricultural programme.
9 years ago
No, ye thick northern shite...poss did that like 2, maybe three times...and then fucked off again.
I used to not like Hank...now I do. He's a smart guy. What's he missing? I dunno. Good job, wife, children, lovely part of the world to live in. Me? Same...except I have no job right now...and UK sucks balls.
9 years ago
"Hank THINKS he's smart. Rarely does he engage in a full conversation, choosing to snipe away behind a tirade of puerile badinage."

I agree.
9 years ago
*pukes blood
9 years ago
*drinks the puke-blood
9 years ago
CHM, rewind a few posts reference your last comment to me. There does seem to be some sort of hiearchy on here but I cannot work out why (as yet). Good day to you all and a sad day it is with the untimely passing of Mr. John Martyn.
9 years ago
poor dik
9 years ago
I said "He kept interrupting Hanks raps with bert & ernie comments, funny stuff."

He would only have to do it 2, maybe 3 times for my comment to be 100% accurate.

So screw you, you up your own arse southern fuck.
9 years ago
Wow. By the time I post this, I am sure I will have been interposted many times.
I don't know Hank's views on Africa. But Cuban...peel away Hank's layers...and you will find an extremely intelligent guy.
The 'world' chooses not to solve the 'Africa problem'...perhaps to deflect attention from the rampant indiscretions of other more 'civilised/devloped' countries. Why save a life/cure a life? Because EVERY human life is precious...a one-off. If a saved life ends up starving? At least allow that person the chance to fend for themselves...wherever they may be. You are still in year 2 politics classes I see OJ. Ben there, done that bro. Think outside the box. Think yourself lucky you were born in the UK (as shit as that may feel sometimes).
9 years ago
"He's a smart guy. What's he missing? I dunno. Good job, wife, children, lovely part of the world to live in. Me? Same...except I have no job right now...and UK sucks balls."

What the fucking hell does his job, wife, children or location have to do with his intelligence?
9 years ago
No politics classes, you dickhead.
What you just said is the same old shit anyone who doesn't have a basic understanding of the necessity of Africa to develop themselves would say.

You ignorant wanker, this is a perfect example of what I'm saying, & I'm right.

http://www.spiegel.de/international/spiegel/0,1518,363663,00.html
9 years ago
*I LOVE BENNY HILL*
9 years ago
"You are still in year 2 politics classes I see OJ. Ben there, done that bro. Think outside the box."

You patronising, clueless tosser.
9 years ago
CHM - 'I don't really give a fuck how old someone is...if I feel threatened, I am gonna hit them (and use my law degree to get out of it later', 'Think outside the box', 'Why save a life/cure a life? Because EVERY human life is precious...a one'. You bit yourself in the arse somewhat.
9 years ago
Do you not understand how much money we give to farmers to NOT grow crops in the EU?

Do you know how much we dump on Africa, simply from the EU alone?

We're fucking them over in the long run by giving them handouts like that all the time.

DO NOT talk to me like I don't understand what is going on, when it is YOU who seems to be the short-sighted bleeding heart without a clue.
9 years ago
OJ. Don't offer links to me dipshit, undergrad boy. When I left college, you were still searching for your first pube. Where did I say that Hank's job or anything else had anything to do with his intelligence/smartness? I didn't.
You are the ignorant one. You think passive genocide is the 'answer' to Africa. With all the world's combined wealth...do you not think 'we' could easily solve the Africa problem? My God...Bill Gates alone could solve it. Infastructure, education (sexual particularly), development, and access for the indigenous population to the benefits of the continent's natural riches, suppression and elimination of rogue paramilitary organisations and tyrants...hmmm...think that might help?
9 years ago
ya fuck you possum you pussy
9 years ago
I can see what you mean about human life being precious, Cruel, but as bad as it sounds, I think the West is doing far too much to try and help all the starving Africans. In nature, drought and famine help to control the population of any living thing. By attempting to help them live, you are also enabling them to reproduce at an exponential rate compared to the food that can be made available. I am grateful to have been born into a stable environment, and I do feel sorry for all the people that are suffering, but in the long run the do-gooders are creating an unsolveable situation. If the antelope are having a thin time, the predators will suffer, if the antelope are breeding well, the predator numbers increase. Nature always finds equilibrium. Humans are trying to fuck with that equilibrium, and it will eventually bite us on the ass.
9 years ago
i'm just kidding possum
9 years ago
i'm not kidding really
9 years ago
peace implodes again, cuban....
you following me camera guy?
9 years ago
why don't you little fucking fruitcups sort this out with a rap battle.. oranje and fugs excluded
9 years ago
When we are heading into a global recession, you're saying we would spend trillions on turning a 3rd word contininant into something that can maintain itself? YOU IDIOT.

Read the fucking link & stop talking such bottom gravy.
9 years ago
*continent (fuck knows)
9 years ago
Yeah. You have trouble spelling 'continent' and are unsure about that? You, my dear, are the idiot. Plus, we ARE in a worldwide recession...and have been for a long time...phrases like 'credit crunch' attempt to alleviate concern and soften the fear. Grow up OJ, you're a white belt in my dojo, pal.
9 years ago
Thank you very much Fugs, that is exactly what I am saying.

Things would be much better if it weren't for the morons sending over their old jumpers thinking they are making some sort of positive difference. That is the pinnacle of ignorance.
9 years ago
i actually think you're okay, dik
and nothing you can say will change me, or my opinions
thhhbbb...:P
*wink/fart/snort...
:)
9 years ago
^ erects a temple at the pinnacle of ignorance, and ascends a ladder on top of it.
9 years ago
You make me laugh. I'm not the one claiming that governments who are forking out trillions to bail out banks and stave off collapse, should develop a continent.

I'm sure that if you did have the sense to read that link you'd deny it. You'd rather keep up this pathetic pretence of actually understanding the African issue.

You don't, you just fail on this issue.
9 years ago
And Fugs? As practical as what you said sounds...as logical, well-intended, and rational? Fact remains...the west is deliberately keeping Africa in the 3rd wordl when it needn't be. Therefore, such base rules of nature needn't apply, and should not apply...to human life...the 'pinnacle' of all life on Earth.
9 years ago
why is "limey" an insult to brits?
what does it even mean?
1st to answer is a fuckin frog...
9 years ago
We should develop Africa...seriously, that is some funny shit.

What we are doing not by sending them aid all the time is keeping them down & ensuring they don't ever become the competition that China became.

You don't understand that & it is so simple. How sad.
9 years ago
"the west is deliberately keeping Africa in the 3rd world (I corrected that for you. See how easy it is to make a mistake?) when it needn't be."

YES, BY DUMPING FOOD & CLOTHS ON THEM.

How can they develop their own primary or secondary industry when we just keep dumping produce on them?

9 years ago
Moron, we can't even contemplate doing it for them. That is just insane.
9 years ago
I'm not reading all of that but I just want to go on record as saying you are all gay.
9 years ago
Except for dik.
9 years ago
He just has a gay dog.
9 years ago
Limey comes from the British sailors having scurvy and eating limes to combat it. Even back then they had problems with oral health.
9 years ago
I used to think you were quite intelligent OJ. Now I just know you're a thick, northern retard with 2 years at some 5th-rate university - and as malleable as a warm piece of playdoh...swinging in the wind.
The west could EASILY solve the Africa issue...not all at once, and not all at once right now. It could have been done gradually.
1. Remove all and any rogue militant paramilitary forces/despots (think Mugabe).
2. Create and/or improve infastructure (including water and filtration).
3. Educate (especially on sexual matters) the populace.
4. Help indigenous people to make the most of their continent's plentiful resources (as opposed to raping them, as per the De Beers diamond mines).
5. Monitor progress, and enforce changes...using UN and/or worldwide assistance where necessary.
BUT. None of this is in the GREEDY interests of the greater world...a predominantly capitalist and uncaring, 'fuck you, imma get mine' Earth.
Go back to school OJ. I wrote your books.
9 years ago
The West could solve the Africa issue?
Thats you guys' problem. You complain when we do something about some countries problem and then you complain when we don't.
9 years ago
Nice try, I'm a graduate with a 2:1. I don't care if you like me or not, did you think I ever gave a fuck?

1)Oh yeah, 'cause removing militias is easy (like Iraq), changing government is easy (like we did with Iran).

2) We can't afford to build an infrastructure for a continent.

3) I agree 100%

4) I agree 100%

5) "enforce changes" you honestly think that they are going to allow us to rule their countries? Not going to happen.

Since I just completely pulled apart you dumb ideas (with 2 exceptions) how about you think about these issues:

1) How are they going to build up a primary industry like farming when we keep dumping food on them?

2) How are they going to create any sort of textiles industy when we keep sending them fee cloths?

You understand that people don't work for free, right? The farmers will not exists if they don't have a market for their crops.
9 years ago
Your pie in the sky ideas could never in a million years come to fruition.

You don't know shit.
9 years ago
I'm just pwning you, left and right.

Agree with me or give up.
9 years ago
"and as malleable as a warm piece of playdoh"

From a guy who keeps saying how he likes me, then he doesn't like me. Hates Hank then starts sniffing his underwear.... haha shut the fuck up you goon.
9 years ago
Fuck Africa, I'm going to bed.

'night all.
9 years ago
they ate limes, wif those nasty british teef?

unintentional + 3 Team puke
9 years ago
On your 2:1 thing?
I have a First...and I suspect it's from a better source.
You keep saying 'cloths'...I suspect you mean 'clothes'.
Paramilitaries in African countries are not as organised or entrenched as the 30-year-long deadlock created and enforced by Hussein. By their nature, they are fractious, and changeable.
I sniff nobody's underwear as you so eloquently phrase it. I have come to terms with Hank. He's smart. Deal with it. You're a stupid, northern cunt, trying desperately to enforce his reatrded views on people here.
Africa can be solved...easily...fact. It would simply take money, time, effort, and the co-operation of a few of the world's leading nations...fact.
The west does not want to do that...fact.
The theory of letting Africans die because it's easier that way and logical in a Darwinian-sense is both repugnant and myopic...fact.
Would you feel the same way if you had friends and/or family in Africa I would proffer?No...fact.
Go back to wanking madly over Kelly Brook posters, little boy.
9 years ago
I do mean clothes, yes, I don't look at the keyboard when I type, & I don't check before I post. Im also dyslexic, have fun with that little fact.

Africa can(and should) be solved, I agree. What I am saying is that we can not do it for 'em. They need to be allowed to mine their own resources. This will obviously have to be done with a company from the west, because they are unable to do it themselves. The company should be alowed a profit (it won't be done otherwise) but only for their work, not for selling their resources.

Africe WILL NOT develop if we keep giving them what they need to produce themselves. The west has to stop wet nursing Africans & let them lead themselves out of their current situation. They can do it without the west dumping shit on them & that is the ONLY way they will do it. Fact!

Congrats on your 1st (I don't really care) I was just point out your "2 years at some 5th-rate university", as being another addition of your looooong list of bullshit.

Now, don't forget to send you tinned peaches to Africa so you can feel like you're saving the world, dumbass.
9 years ago
Now, tell us how you're your own man around here again....before going on to how you don't like me any more, & how you're with Hank now. Fucking weak.

9 years ago
Yeah, I don't send shit anywhere buttmunch...but I'm sure you'll receive...plenty of good karma, for thinking we should just let Africans die like some breed of human parasites.
Your 'solution' is about as simplistic as, say, 'nuke 'em' or 'fuck 'em'.
Where have I said we should keep sending food and clothes to Africa? Oh, and incidentally 'Africa' varies in its prosperity...some countries are doing very well compared to others...Nigeria for example is a lot more developed than many other African nations.
No. I believe in exporting the MEANS of production, and self-determination to Africa...the ONLY tangible, credible, long-term solution. But, I also advocate the dominant, developed, stable democracies in the world ASSISTING in that change...aiding in that transition. It's never been started...merely piecemeal, ineffectual, and nauseating fundraisers popping up everywhere in the western world...perpetually making us feel guilty, and forever passing the buck onto us, the people least equipped to solve it.
9 years ago
You didn't mock my dyslexia, I'm quite puzzled.

I didn't say Africans are like parasites & I didn't say nuke them. I'm just pointing out the fact that they are unable to sustain their numbers without any sort of agricultural programme. Ya know, give a man a fish/give a man a fishing net.....They need farms, they will not have anyone willing to work as a farmer if there is no market for the crops they produce/animals they breed 'cause we keep dumping cheat shit on them.

Their are wealthy African countries, another reason why we need not send them so much fucking aid.

"It's never been started...merely piecemeal, ineffectual, and nauseating fundraisers popping up everywhere in the western world...perpetually making us feel guilty, and forever passing the buck onto us, the people least equipped to solve it."

That is what I have been saying ALL this time. Why the fuck have you been disagreeing with me?

You have read the link I posted & realised what I'm saying is the only war forward, correct?
9 years ago
^plenty of mistakes in there too, deal with it.
9 years ago
.ejnarO, ouy kcuF
9 years ago
We are stopping them from growing & becoming the next China/India by dumping cheap shit on them. FACT!

That is it, it is just that simple.
9 years ago
No I haven't read your link...or rather cut and pasted your furnished link into my browser, and perused whatever it contains.
I have my own views thanks very much, Mr 2:1. And they sway (or not) according to my own beliefs and opinions...and are assisted/shaped (in part) by an arguably-superior brain and/or education than yours.
9 years ago
& if they spend all their time dealing with AIDs, they'll never develop past 3rd world either. Fact.

Same as would have happened in England during the plague. The ones who died, died & the ones who didn't got on with it. If we we're handed shit by aliens would we have gone through the agricultural, industrial & manufacturing stages that we did? I think fucking not.
9 years ago
".ejnarO, ouy kcuF"

If that was a dyslexia joke, you failed miserably.
9 years ago
"And they sway (or not) according to my own beliefs and opinions"

Wouldn't it be good to back up those ideas with some fact opposed to conjecture, assumptions & illogical reason?
9 years ago
I'm not here to educate you Oranje - clearly 3 years at uni couldn't do that. I'm merely giving you my opinion.
And, pretty soon, I have to sleep...4AM creeps towards me once more on MS.
9 years ago
"I'm not here to educate you Oranje - clearly 3 years at uni couldn't do that."

That makes no sense on account of my degree having 0,zip,unum relevance to this subject.

That sums you up perfectly, cruel. A statement that means nothing at all with no base in reason or logic.

You're opinion is worthless., yet you keep it up? There is nothing more maddening to the senseless (that would be you), than sense.
9 years ago
You should just go to bed. That way you'll stop posting that that I can quickly discredit.
9 years ago
You're not my equal OJ, and nor have I found one here yet. Though, your efforts to appear something other than average are quite amusing. But, do you have an impact? I don't think so.
I have to sleep now...that much we do have in common. Good luck.
9 years ago
I just can't believe anyone could think Cruel's rhyming was better than mine.

And Dik, what the fuck is your problem with rap? We are just rhyming and playing with words. It's like poetry or songwriting. Wtf is wrong with that?
9 years ago
I think, you assume, ergo me > you.

:)
9 years ago
"Though, your efforts to appear something other than average are quite amusing. But, do you have an impact? I don't think so. "

Someone has obviously said those exact words to you before, was it your soon to be ex wife? I'm sure it was.
9 years ago
Hank, I thought yours was better than his. Mine was better than both of you guys' but you were still beter than him.
9 years ago
Let me get this straight Cruella.. you're a 32 year old unemployed divorcee who was banished from the greatest country on earth for multiple criminal counts, (and, I'd assume, general assholery).

You "don't have any equals here"? Haha.. care to throw any other compliments my way?
9 years ago
christ almighty why is it the black guys thread is the one what gets spammed to hell about a fucking bigger dick contest.

Can all of you shut the fuck up and talk about the guy whose face just gotten eaten off by fish!


Fucking brit pond nigger fag hoopers.
9 years ago
You're not even black, Morph.
9 years ago
Roland. I'm not divorced...yet. Also, my US wife and I still talk very often, and miss one another...but I have another woman in my life now, sooo.
Where did I say I had been banished from the US? I haven't. Also, I have no criminal convictions there, here, or anywhere else on Earth. I said I'd spent some some in county jail - I didn't mention if I was convicted of anything...I wasn't. In fact, I've been arrested 5 times in my life (mostly for fighting) and never once been convicted of a thing.
I freely gave you guys here the ammunition necessary to have an impact on me in some way, and guess what? You've said nothing of note, effect, worthwhile retort, or got to me in any way.
If I thought anyone here could make me feel bad about any mistakes I've made in my life, why would I give you a golden opportunity to do just that?
I've had an awesome life so far...sure, plenty of ups and downs (that happens when you're not a sheep in life), but mainly ups.
9 years ago
Rolanda has downs.
9 years ago
Hank +1
9 years ago
"(that happens when you're not a sheep in life)"

I find it hilarious how you constantly try and portray yourself as some kind of lone wolf, when in fact, you're anything but.
9 years ago
I find it hilarious that some retard-fucking, northern stereotype like you feels they think they can tell anybody what they are/are not.
We've all seen what you did/who you did...and it's not pretty...not at all.
9 years ago
You haven't seen me fuck any retard, but there you go assuming things again. Like I said before you don't know anything, you just make things up. You're the dumbest person on here, give up the pseudo intelligent act, you're a failure.
9 years ago
You guys make my head hurt, don't know why I bother to follow..
9 years ago
Jerk, I figured out why I thought we had fallen out. It was that jerkaholic wanker who I confused you with. Sorry about that.
9 years ago
Oh yeah... the other jerk... Yeah, he is pretty negative I've found, not really a people person jerk, ya know...
9 years ago
I was thinking about your guys' theories today... I don't know if maybe it has to do with the negative decline of American society perhaps? That boys in this country grow up sissier, and sissier every generation. I know my late grandfather would be ashamed as hell to see how much of a pansy ass I have become.

But in that aspect, of history of war.. Americans definitely are up there in that category, of being in a long line of fighters, more or less, fighting for one thing or another.. Essentially, it should be the other way around at this point, but it's not. We've become so sensitive this day and age on what we should "protect" our children from as they grow up, etc. And what kind of environment they are exposed to. Don't you agree that kids that have to live it rough a little bit growing up, end up being better off in the long run?
9 years ago
"Don't you agree that kids that have to live it rough a little bit growing up, end up being better off in the long run?"

100%
9 years ago
jerks, let go of this here tar-baby, if it's not too late already :)
9 years ago
Oranje, you're a pansy and I bet any 13 year old American kid would beat your ass.
9 years ago
No one is interested in talking to you, Irish. Go seek attention elsewhere.
9 years ago
You just talked to me.
9 years ago
Whammy!
9 years ago
*yawn*
9 years ago
*shits in Oranje's mouth while its open*
9 years ago
Seriously though, who are you putting your money on, GSP or BJ Penn?

I think I'm going to put £10 on GSP. It is his natural weight & id like to think he is the better all rounder, plus he did beat Penn last time.
9 years ago
I'm putting Jon Fitch, Karo Parisyan, Stephen Bonnar & St Pierre in an accumulator. Only get a return of 4/1, but I'm confident they'll all win.
9 years ago
I thought you weren't interested in talking to me.
9 years ago
But I don't know I like both of them. If I had to to pick one I'd pick Penn. Although if they stay standing I think GSP has a better chance of KO. If they go to the ground Penn is much better with submissions although GSP's wrestling is superb. It has the potential to be a great fight and a tough one to call.
9 years ago
I wasn't interested in talking to you in any type of juvenile manner.

I like 'em both too, & I wouldn't mind either winning if it wasn't for the fact that I need GSP for my bet to come in. Yeah, GSP has a great ground game too, could have gone for Olympics remember, never mind how he absolutely dominated Koscheck.

It has all the characteristics of a super fight, & it is a pity we got rid of Setanta. I'm going to have to avoid Mucho on Sunday till after I have downloaded & watched UFC.
9 years ago
They are both in their prime, at the top of their game. Far to often you get fights billed as the clash of greats when one is over the hill.
9 years ago
You're a poophead.
9 years ago
Haha... I googled tar-baby.. that's funny shit.. By my calculations though.. its too late.. %)
9 years ago
http://www.totallyupyours.com/49478eac72879-piranha_attack_victim_in_brazil.html

for more pictures
9 years ago
HA! On that site looks like they are conducting an autopsy... "Well with defensive wounds on his hand and face, and with all his internal organs eaten, I'm writing this up as natural causes."
9 years ago
Gapping Maw with a head.
9 years ago
Proactive Facial cleanser penetrates deep down to fight acne causing bacteria.
9 years ago
and any living tissue it can find (not suitable for persons with less than 72% plastic surgery)
9 years ago
Smile and the world smiles with you... I know I did :)
9 years ago
im calling fake
9 years ago
I will call steak
9 years ago
i'm going to call you both homos
9 years ago
Definitely nothing to do with piranhas.
9 years ago
"Who's Hungry?"
9 years ago
dammit, i see you beat me to this one, i have a whole bunch of them, but i can't change a power point slide show into a single image aparently this guy's tractor fell into the water and he broke the glass so he could get out, unfortunately he cut his hand on the glass and it attracted piranhas, they skeletonized his hand and head and most of the inside of his torso in minutes
9 years ago
EPIC FAKE
9 years ago
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