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Assassins Creed

....in real life

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by cuntscab

submitted January 15th 2009

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I never could get into this game and I had high hopes for it.
9 years ago
Yeah its a bit tougher than mario kart.
9 years ago
Maybe you should try and beat lego star wars before moving on to something that requires actual skill
9 years ago
assassins creed..... skill.......? riiiiiight.
you want skill.. play ikaruga.

9 years ago
The "skill" part only refers to 1rish
9 years ago
Hahahaha! Are you butthurt from my Juki Lee comment?
9 years ago
what would ever give you that idea?
9 years ago
In all fairness to you though it was a good one on Juki.
9 years ago
As did I.
9 years ago
Assassins creed was the biggest waste of time ever. I played it for 2 hours thinking, 'this can't be it, there must be more to it'.

The same damn thing over and over a-fucking-gain! It looked good but didn't manage to deliver.

& difficult? ...don't make me laugh.
9 years ago
Easy Game, I found it entertaining, I just hated going back to the "present".
9 years ago
Anybody bought the Knothole Island download for Fable2? Is it any good?
9 years ago
i thought fable 2 was a letdown. but i wanna play the new prince of persia i hear it funs off the same engine as assassins creed. i still hooked on fallout 3
9 years ago
Was thinking of renting assassins creed for a while. Whats so bad about it?
9 years ago
OH and speaking of decent games, anyone ever play mount and blade?
9 years ago
If anyone is bored this winter they should give Shadow of the Colossus a shot. Simple and brilliant.
9 years ago
if you want a great game.. world of goo... i'm not kidding.
i finished it the other day, so good.

9 years ago
shadow of the colossus was genius!
only problem with assasins creed was it was repeditive ... the ending makes me want to play the sequel any way ....
9 years ago
i´m absolutely with yak on this...PEOPLE OF MUCHO, PLAY WORLD OF GOO!!!!! that game is proof that a god concept doesnt need flashy graphics or effects.

oh, and the same goes for n+, that game rocks too!!
9 years ago
If you like simple physics based puzzle games, try this:

http://www.bored.com/games/play/270/Contraption.html

I think its good. Try and complete it. A little outside the box thinking is required.
9 years ago
Just downloaded world of goo (Shadow of Colossus, seemed a little big).

Yak, since you have completed it. Is there any number or owt that we can use to make this into a competition. Like how many extra goo thingy ma-bobs you can get?
9 years ago
i've got a world of goo in my pants you might like
9 years ago
dik, thats scabs not goo you are talking about.

9 years ago
It could be the goo that's oozing out from under the scabs.
9 years ago
I downloaded the goo demo which is the first few stages, and it's pretty cool... wish I hadn't sold my wii.

OJ if you have a ps2 you can get the other for cheap at a used game store or on ebay. Get it!

9 years ago
maybe you could'nt get into AC because it ain't good.....
9 years ago
assassins creed....average game of today. easy to beat. repetitive while looking good. Made for children and old people. Welcome to new world gaming! Honestly, the graphics make me want to puke. i give the game 2/10. It's just horrible and for the price of $60...I call rape!
9 years ago
i've shat nicer shit....
9 years ago
Roland, download the torrent of WoG, it's only about 64MB so takes 30 mins max.
9 years ago
http://www.mininova.org/tor/1908795

No need to mount image or anything with this one. Just double click the setup & install.
9 years ago
or you could buy it for 20$... its only fking 20bucks ;/
its a good game.. would i lie to you guys? :P

9 years ago
Why would you pay anything when you don't have to?

If I could download my weekly groceries, I bloody would!
9 years ago
because with that logic smaller publishers will never make enough money to continue development unless they are magically found by bigger publishers...

9 years ago
Barbie's Adventure FTW!
9 years ago
yak's right, the rest of you should definitely pay for it.

You should delete that link I posted to the torrent.
9 years ago
i don't have a problem with piracy at all to be honest...
9 years ago
No pleasing some people!
9 years ago
Is that what you tell all your girlfriends?
9 years ago
Ohhhhhhhhhh SNAP!

And I looked up that World of Goo...wtf is it? Is it like that LocoRoco crap?
9 years ago
You link balls of goo to build stuff, basically.
9 years ago
more like lemmings type puzzle than loco roco.

9 years ago
...& screw you, you boy toucher !
9 years ago
Lemmings was tight back in the day. I played the demo for the remake on the PS3...it was so-so.
9 years ago
Bommbjack on the Spectrum was the height of gaming technology
9 years ago
*Bombjack
9 years ago
Nah i'm kidding really ... it was Cazey Comets on the Commode64
9 years ago
*Crazey
9 years ago
Or was it Doom on the PS1 ?
9 years ago
That is probably enough now, fries.
9 years ago
Yeah Fries. Shut up.
9 years ago
Sometimes when little kids ask me what my job is I tell them I am an assassin...or a nomad.
9 years ago
...or spongebob, anything to get them out of the chatroom and into your bedroom right?
9 years ago
lmao!!!
9 years ago
No, when I'm talking to them in person, dumbass. Ya know sometimes people talk to each other in person. What I'm doing when I say I'm an assassin or a nomad or any of the other silly things I say to kids is called humor. If the kids are laughing and relaxed and interested in me maybe I can teach them a little English. I use a lot of humor in my classes.

Why don't you try putting a little bit of humor in your posts, Grocerybag?
9 years ago
Did you find that amusing, Queermanhole69, you fucking moron?

You name is beerman, but I seem to recall a comment today where you were listing off some really shit beer that you drink.

You are obviously a fucking dumbass.
9 years ago
And what English phrases are you teaching them when they are relaxed? Aside from "I like penis"?
9 years ago
Why would I tell them that you like penis?
9 years ago
that doest make any sense to teach....
9 years ago
Nope.
9 years ago
Hank, lighten up baby, I was just making a little joke. For a seasoned veteran of mucho, you sure have thin skin.
9 years ago
Pedophilia is no joking matter.
9 years ago
unless the child was in clown makeup.

9 years ago
Then it would be hilarious.
9 years ago
I refuse to fuck any child whose face is concealed by make-up. It's a rule of mine.
9 years ago
i like you more now, hank
9 years ago
wow....you like the natural look...i bet it'd be the same if it was an adult...?
9 years ago
oh, btw what beer you drink hank chinaski? name it...i'll bet a 6 pack of my beer that it's shit beer you pussy.
9 years ago
then again, you associate with kids so you probaly drink budweiser, coors, heineken, corona, my shorona, or some other pussy beer. My piss is'nt as yellow as your beer you faggot. Come back to this site once your a man.
9 years ago
I played the gay version Assasins Cream.
9 years ago
trust me...assassians creed is just a fucking remolded clone of a clone lacking any real fun or great gameplay. playing it is like watching a movie but you have a control to go with it...it controls you really. total trash and so is everything else on playstation....fucking sellouts stoped making good games after ps1.
9 years ago
let alone i could watch that movie "the professional" and feel more satisfied...at least it had a hot chick in it. overall rating: for gay nerds you can't not only be a assassin but can't assassinate some pussy with their loaded cock. just eat some shit, your better off doing so than playing this game or any playstation game.
9 years ago
whats it like on the Xbox 360 ?
9 years ago
tell us how you REALLY feel exojjl
9 years ago
tell me why you put my name as "Anonymous" on my last four submits that were posted today after you taking almost a month to post....
9 years ago
oh and I think i get your comment fries...you think im trying to debunk PS because i own a xbox? took me awhile to figure it out...but i don't own and don't plan on owning a xbox either. I must admit it is slightly better than playstation but not much. Xbox still has alot of garbage rehash bullshit on it. same shit, different title.
9 years ago
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