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The Atheist Delusion

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by Jones

submitted January 13th 2009

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lol, it's like these intelligent humans that dedicate their lives to science and godfags make shit up and get you to try and believe it.

What's really funny is that this video is spot on how christains really think
4 years ago
I really think this video is sarcasm at it's best...if I'm wrong, then humanity is doomed
4 years ago
I made it to about :29 and it's BS
4 years ago
drumrave...this is NOT how Christians believe. this video is exactly the kind of BS the video started out talking about. Faith is under attack by bullshit like this. Kind of ironic
4 years ago
Are you kidding me, this is exactly how they think. I should know my parents made me go to a southern baptist church for 8 years. They believe the bible literally and that it has no mistakes.

Christians think that they can undo the work of many scientists over the last 100 years to disprove evolution without presenting one shred of evidence.

Why is it that they only attack that one fundamental part of science? Because if the Big Bang happened and we evolved from single celled organisms, then the whole creation story is made up. But no it can't be because god wrote it so it happened and we can't question the validity of anything in the bible.

Once you open that door to prove one thing wrong in the bible, you can rip it to shreds and their whole belief is in nothing but made up stories. They are too weak to take personal responsibility for their actions and prayer is a placebo. Something bad happens then it's a road block placed by god to test their faith. They get an 'A' on a test and that was god's work.

Some people need to believe that the earth is not random and that we have meaning and reason for existence.

Last thing, christians try to use the bible to prove modern science wrong and try to say that the bible is a useful tool for modern science, even though it was written 1000 years before modern science was 'invented.'
4 years ago
Thumbs up drum.
Speaking of disproving the bible. I like that they don't put focus on the controvercy of Cain and Abel, seeing as it was only them and Adam & Eve living on the planet. Yet Cain get's a wife, and he fears that people will kill him after he kills Abel.
4 years ago
They have an explanation for that to fit in with the bible, although the real reason is that Genesis of the bible is based on a longer story that made more sense. Bible's version is shortened with only one god and lacking in detail.
4 years ago
Sorry Drum, you are wrong. Scientific Christians use modern science to prove evolution wrong. To wit; the Second Law of Thermodynamics: the Law of Increasing Entropy. As the universe continues on, the entropy of an isolated system which is not in equilibrium will tend to increase over time, approaching a maximum value at equilibrium. Yet so-called secular scientists, full of anger toward their abusive southern-baptist parents or belicosity toward ass-raping pedophile Catholic priests, choose to believe that there is no God just for spite.
Evolution lacks the gradual fossil record, so secularists just say "well a dinosaur laid a chicken egg" or " A chimpanzee had a human baby". Maybe some of your relatives were (and continue to be) monkeys, but not mine. Your so-called scientific evidence is circumstantial at best, completely falacious and misinformed at worst. I am not saying that I am absolutely correct, but I defy you to PROVE me wrong.
4 years ago
Second law of thermodynamics doesn't have shit to say for or against evolution.
4 years ago
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, fatty. you are hilarious! you are a bigger idiot than GayBilly
4 years ago
He's a master of pseudoscience, taken from faggy creationist websites. I think most of them are run buy guys who changed their first name to "Doctor" so that others would think they have some sort of qualifications other than 'degree' from an online college.
4 years ago
Yeah, Dawkins mentioned the Law of Increasing Entropy is his book. The problem is that law only applies to closed systems and while many people think the Earth is a closed system, it isn't. It recieves a constant energy input from the sun, so things can continue to grow and change on Earth without entropy being a factor.
4 years ago
Jones, The Bible never says Cain and Able were Adam and Eve's only children. Its kind of like how all jews are considered sons of Abraham. If you are going to talk shit at least be sensible about it.
4 years ago
The universe is a closed system.
4 years ago
No, it isn't. It has God's daily input.
4 years ago
i always put my input into the universe too
4 years ago
Plus the second law of thermodynamics is a statistical statement and only fucking idiots try to apply their personal definitions of order/disorder to it to say what can and cannot happen. The worst thing they ever did was express the law of entropy in english words so fucking retards could grab onto it and say "Well it says disorder always increases so pocket watches can't exist and therefore the biblical god is real."

Often what perceive as order has nothing to do with entropy. A deck of 52 cards "in order" means nothing more to the world than a deck of cards all scrambled.
4 years ago
You know what is interesting?

If you were to drop a different cat out of each window to the ground, up until the 7th floor the injuries will increase exponentially. After the 7th floor, it wouldn't matter if you were to drop them out of a plane at 15000ft, the injuries will not increase.

After around 60ft of falling, they reach terminal velocity. They then open themselves up like flying squirrels, parachuting themselves down till they land on their feet.

That is the wonder of nature, not god.
4 years ago
It's God creating a cushion of air for them.
4 years ago
how did the first single-celled organism come to be?
4 years ago
one question that cannot be answered.
4 years ago
You haven't been following this subject over the last few days then? If you had, you would have read about the immense task of 'reverse engineering' billions of years of evolution. Just because it can't be answered yet doesn't mean it will never be.
4 years ago
So, god must have done it?

When you did your mathematics exam at school, did you put "god deemed it so"? as the answer to every question you didn't know, huh?

Did you?
4 years ago
So stop ansking the creationists' fave question.
4 years ago
*asking
4 years ago
The origin of life is a little different to evolution really.

The problem with the people who ask questions like, "How did life first start then", dont understand the basics. They want a simple answer.

Unfortunately for them we weren't there when it happened, which is something they seem to miss. Common theories involve things like amino acids, prions, colloids, coacervates & many steps over millions, maybe billions of years.

It really is funny how they ask such a question, but have no way of understanding the answer because they are so ignorant to science.
4 years ago
j0sh, if you would care to do some reading, look up 'Abiogenesis'.
4 years ago
The origin is indeed different to the evolution, but you can't just take a stab at how it started. The first (surviving) single-celled life form must have evolved into another form, and logically scientists are working backwards to try and find the answer. it could take thousands of man-years to get it right.

Or God did it...
4 years ago
I should have put "Whatever god deems fit" as answers to my maths tests.

If they failed me, I'd just point of they can't prove my answer is wrong.

That would have worked, right..?
4 years ago
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Origin_of_life
4 years ago
amino acids formed proteins and those proteins helped create the rna strands that all life came from
4 years ago
im cetain well all figure out the origins of life in mucho and all that shit
4 years ago
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Miller-Urey_experiment
4 years ago
Fuck you oranjehankrave.
4 years ago
What the hell is your problem, Mr Skitso?
4 years ago
I believe in the wanko language that means 'fuck you oranje'
4 years ago
Who didn't understand what he said?
4 years ago
Oh, I would join in but it's much more fun to watch you guys....LoL
4 years ago
...It's also nice to see that people actually use Wikipedia
4 years ago
shhh! :)
4 years ago
God, forgive them for they know not what they say.
4 years ago
even though that cannot be answered, how did cellular life emerge out of totally inorganic enviroment, what about the gaps apparent in the line of evoloution? (punctuational advancements of species,far more rapid than is possible, in conventional darwinism)

listen, im not saying evoloution is wrong, i am also not saying there is definitively a god that has anything to do with our progress, im just pointing out holes in a belief alot of people hold as fact, when they may be wrong.this people, is called philosophy it is a hobby of mine.
4 years ago
oh and drum, that still is just theory, scientists have yet to recreate the birth of any life out of inorganic shit.
4 years ago
ok never mind, haha just checked orangeboom's link interesting...
4 years ago
to be fair that was a very recent study... would not have typed an argument like that had i seen it...
4 years ago
Wanker, you claim Christians deny science and when a Christian uses science you deny it. Just like an atheist to want it both ways... just like Homos and liberals. And I'll put my college education up against your hate-inspired fibber-flabber.
And, Drum- remember all of your so-called scientific proof is nothing more than a THEORY.
I'll take my chances believing God created the universe and being wrong that an agnostic/atheist view and being wrong. So Fuck you.
4 years ago
Praise be to Dagon.
4 years ago
I have a college education too, FatRat, and you go ahead and believe what you like.
4 years ago
"oh and drum, that still is just theory, scientists have yet to recreate the birth of any life out of inorganic shit."

I was just about to shout at you. Luckily, I took the time ro read your next post.
4 years ago
fuckin october of 08... damn! somebody tell ben stein
4 years ago
It was actually don't in 52, the reanalysis of the results were done in 08.
4 years ago
don't???

*done
4 years ago
it didnt work in 52... at least thats what i saw...
4 years ago
Patty when did I claim anything about christians or science you dumb fuck? And when did you start using science? All I saw was you saying the second law of thermodynamics means evolution couldn't happen. Well it doesn't mean that. It has nothing to do with evolution at all. By the way, I'm not an atheist either, so I really don't give a fuck what theory pans out. I just don't like bullshit arguments on either side.

And I don't really give a fuck about your "college" education since I fucking taught undergrad physics to goddamn basket-weavers like yourself for 2 1/2 fucking years, and claims of degrees on the internet are about as useful as tough-guy threats.

Also, even assuming evolution isn't how it happened, that doesn't mean the bible is right.
4 years ago
Thats it,im packing up the dodge caravan and heading out to beat the shit out of you wanko
4 years ago
You can't be wrong when you are agnostic.
4 years ago
Agnostics are pathetic fence sitters.
4 years ago
Agnostics are indecisive cowards.

I don't think that religious people should be allowed any time of responsibility. They obviously don't use reason or logic when making decisions.

You know what is worse than a leader making a bad decision? A leader who can't make a decision.
4 years ago
That was some fine reading...
1 year ago
I tried reading some of it and im already grumpy.
1 year ago
lol
1 year ago
LOL DRUMPWNED
1 year ago
Why bother wasting your breath arguing with retards who believe pseudo nonsense like this
1 year ago
It did say all that in the Bible. It MUST be true.
4 years ago
How faggedly original of you to make such a remark in light of this video.
4 years ago
when i was 8 i read about Legion and i called bullshit on the bible.
4 years ago
even tho my mom is a preacher
4 years ago
shut your cock-hole you fairy
4 years ago
When you were 8 you started enjoying it when your uncle "molested" you.
4 years ago
lol attack of the overcompensating insecure men.
4 years ago
ebaums mike you scantily clad man-bitch..go
4 years ago
ebaums is too organized for my taste
4 years ago
Mike does your mom know you look at Mucho? She'd think you were an Atheist.
She'd be like: Mike you like watching men stick broken jars up their rectum.
Then you'd be like: Thats what Father O'Leary used to teach me at bible study. It brings me joy.
4 years ago
nah my mom is cool she stopped making me goto church when i was 8 or so, she isnt crazy and she acts like a real Christian should, not all hypocritical.
4 years ago
I was once constipated but she slide her tongue up there and loosened everything up. Just like Jesus would have done.
4 years ago
Jesus would only use his fingers
4 years ago
The bible says you suck.
4 years ago
whats bits that in ?
4 years ago
The Book of Revelations, Chapter three, verse six;
And lo, fries-please did sucketh unto others.
4 years ago
^ That bit.
4 years ago
You know what is interesting?

Tardigrades are plump, microscopic creatures that fall somewhere between worms and insects. Also known as water bears or moss piglets, they are the toughest animals on the planet. If their water supply dries out, they dry out, too. All life processes come to a complete stop and they become totally inert.

In this "dead" state, tardigrades are practically indestructible: they have been frozen to within a degree of absolute zero (-272°C) and heated to temperatures of 151°C. They have been immersed in chemicals and squeezed by pressures six times greater than those at the bottom of the ocean: but, like living granules of instant coffee, with one drop of water they come back to life - even a century later.

That is the wonder of nature, not god.
4 years ago
It's God's way of preserving the precious gift of life that He bestowed upon them.
4 years ago
Yo..I'll say this one time for you fuckers...so listen up. From a science point of view there is no way the Universe could exist without a God. I'll make it very simple so you don't have to research for your rebuttle (OJ) WITHOUT SOMETHING THERE IS ONLY NOTHING. No dark matter, No O2, No Tuna...get it? Without a creator, there wouldn't be matter.
4 years ago
why did you think anyone cares what you think? doesn't matter really ..nobody cares you disgusting noob
4 years ago
dik..YOu shouldn't care what I think you should only care what you think which is the entire point of religion....Dick
4 years ago
don't presume to tell me anything shitbag...i've forgotten more than you'll ever know
4 years ago
so why are posting shit here, bungbin?
4 years ago
bungbin = religious hypocrisy
"dont you tell me what to think!"
and then,
"here's why what YOU think sucks..."
4 years ago
dik...I hope not, I've read some of your post, they lack what I call "smarts"...but it is very fun to play with y'all, alas it's time to go back to work, maybe I'll ask some people who are inches from death what they believe....You can say you are an agnostic, aethiest, purple crayon, but at the end....they tend to get a little religous. Have fun kids.
4 years ago
no, Possum...I said he shouldn't care not that I wasn't going to state what I wanted...that's not hypocrisy..it's being an asshole
4 years ago
^ha...responds to "bungbin"
4 years ago
pwned
4 years ago
time to shut up smartypants
4 years ago
Endbn3, did you just claim that science dictates there must be a god?

ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS?!?
4 years ago
i think he did...but watch it..he has a night school degree in welding..so he's a smart one
4 years ago
BendBung pwned you guys.
4 years ago
dik...no degree in welding. I counted 11 people last night prayig to god to stop the pain/let them live....I wonder if any of them weren't "believers" until I got there...
4 years ago
Welding's easy, anyone can do it.
4 years ago
exactly....well that applies to most anything. I thought going to school for my LPN would be tough...easy aswell. Burn it Hot, Weave it tight, Wish it well
4 years ago
Oh, shut the fuck up, would you?
4 years ago
night school degree in welding hahah
4 years ago
If all I had was a Night School Degree in welding...it would still be more than what most of you high school dropouts possess. Let me guess most of you are unemployed, living on food stamps commenting on Mucho all day everyday....sound about right?
4 years ago
Is there something wrong with that?
4 years ago
no, if i could do it i would
4 years ago
1+1=2

one plus one will always equal two no matter what, unless you simply started calling two four or something, then one plus one would equal four

math is, was and always will be. no being could have "invented" it it was always there. if there is a "god" he didnt create math and therefore isnt truly almighty

suck it
4 years ago
If God had never created anything there wouldn't be two things to add together. So there goes that theory.
4 years ago
Bald + Dick sucker = Kojach
4 years ago
1+1=2
2+2=3.99999999*

Work that one out.
4 years ago
Physics VS Mathematics

But yeah, there is no god either.

Matrix?
4 years ago
God gave you a mouth so you could suck my cock.
4 years ago
but have you ever wondered WHY 1+1=2. WHY is there gravity? WHY does water boil at 212 degrees and not 210? this universe has "laws" and "laws" must be "written". now i dont beleive god to be a bearded man who judges us humans, but something supernatural created what is here.
4 years ago
But what is a "law?" It's just a word. And while water boils at 212 degrees fahrenheit, it also boils at 100 degrees centigrade...I suppose god came up with that, too.
4 years ago
thats not what i mean, what i mean is that at some point in time, before the universe was created, there was a deciding factor in how things would work in the universe. law, fahrenheit, celcius, these are words created by man, but they represent an EXACT amount of heat that, at any point in the universe, water will boil. how was it decided?
4 years ago
water will not boil at that temp. everywhere, if you add pressure it will boil more quickly.
4 years ago
ok, but thats just another example, why does adding pressure make it boil more quickly? why do physics only work in a specific way?
4 years ago
Because an invisible man in the sky said it does?
4 years ago
what im saying is that i think christians and atheist are both wrong, there is a "god" but it is not an invisible man in heaven, nor is it human or have any special relationship with earth or earths inhabitants. it doesnt pass judgement. but it is supernatural and for whatever intents created the universe. flying sphegetti monster ftw
4 years ago
Okay, I see where you're coming from now, I think. You're more about spirituality than an actual omnipresent "god." Meh, whatever works for ya, I guess.I'm just the kind of guy that requires some sort of visual proof, I guess.
4 years ago
well, not really spiritual. just a deep thinker and i try to find what seems most logical. i mean the universe didnt just create itself. the universe is said to have expanding borders, have you ever wondered what lies beyond them?
4 years ago
Before the big bang there was nothing. the universe came from the big bang, so the universe cant expand into something that isnt there. The aliens told us that info in there crop circles but i guess you missed it.
4 years ago
shark - "what is law?...
great quote from J.C.S.

best thing i ever did in my whole life:
was a bass player/keyboard player for a 1982 production of JCS up here in the upper midwest "no mans land"
...actually had to reprogram an AARP II just to get to get into "strings" mode...
ran a wurlitzer electric piano thru the Big Muff for the guitar lines Eric couldnt play...borrowed a Casio on opening night 'cause my fucking Moog shorted out...
sounds like lines from the Producers, but, nope:

Just Session players , from my "spider" days....

4 years ago
The "BIG BANG" created our universe, it said nothing about the other possible universes out there.
4 years ago
well technically the big bang did not come from nothingness according to theory.
4 years ago
Sure, I wonder what lies beyond, but at the same time, I believe that the universe is infinite. Of course, I could be wrong...but then again, there's currently no way of knowing, right?
4 years ago
true that, we simply do not have all the facts. we have barely even scratched the surface on the truth.
4 years ago
Do some research xander, before the big bang the was nothing notta zip zilch big fat zero
4 years ago
if you do some "real" research of the big bang theory you will find yourself reading about quantum physics and supposed events that take place in a fourth dimension which resulted in the big bang.
4 years ago
"WHY 1+1=2. WHY is there gravity?"
"something supernatural created what is here."

Deep thinker? You're a fucking retard. Children ask questions like those because they can't get their head around the basics of physics.

You are so clueless, you prefer to put everything down to some higher power then actually do some reading.

How old are you? What level of education (if any) do you have? Do you know anything about spacetime, matter or energy. What about GENERAL RELATIVITY? special relativity? ARE-YOU-STONED??

My guess is that you know fuck all, & you are happy in your world of ignorance & 'deep thinking'.

I'm not going to educate you, I'm just going to call you a fucking idiot. If you're luck, Hank will be along soon. If he reads your stupid shit, I'm confident he will feel compelled to point out just how stupid you are by providing information in the form of wiki links.

Again, you're not a 'deep thinker', you're just dumb as shit whos idea of 'logic' is wild guesses & flawed reasoning.
4 years ago
You are, aren't you. You're stoned.
4 years ago
bravo, you proved a point yet you never answered a single question. it takes a real genious to perform such a feature.
4 years ago
your so fucking stupid you dont even understand the context of my questions. It has nothing to do with basic physics explaining why things are a certain way, its how those physics came to exist in the first place, and not even someone so well educated as yourself can answer that moron
4 years ago
Deeeeep man, real deep.

Do you mean answering questions like, "WHY is there gravity"?

Oh please, who in their right mind would waste their trying trying to reason with you?

You're clearly an imbecile. It is just that simple.
4 years ago
xander70769 says:
if you do some "real" research of the big bang theory you will find yourself reading about quantum physics and supposed events that take place in a fourth dimension which resulted in the big bang.
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xander70769 says:
It has nothing to do with basic physics explaining why things are a certain way.
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FAIL
4 years ago
dude, i feel so sorry for you.
4 years ago
I feel sorry for Oranje too, but its for different reasons.
4 years ago
No time for that Irish. Look at this guy, he's crazy.
4 years ago
what if C-A-T really spelled dog?
4 years ago
Yeah, I feel sorry for me to.

Lying awake, confused about the possible cause's of water becoming vapour.

Oh wait, that's you!
4 years ago
Is he? I haven't read anything hes posted since he doesn't have an avatar, but now I'm interested.
4 years ago
im crazy for wondering why things are a certain way? you would never question a green sky if some science special on tv explained it to you.
4 years ago
Holy shit! He has an avatar all of a sudden. Thats fucking creepy, man.
4 years ago
So Alex, I know you're 21.

You going to actually tell me what sort of education you have, or lack thereof?
4 years ago
sure my credentials include graduating high school and tech school what does that have to do with anything are you some harvard educated nasa rocket scientist motherfucker??? didnt think so!
4 years ago
Drumrave, where the fuck are you?

I want to know where this kid went to school, what grades he got & did he have a date for the prom?
4 years ago
My brother is an aerospace systems engineer so I'll ask him what rocket science has to do with water boiling if you'd like.
4 years ago
He says "nothing".

Only kidding, I didn't ask him.
4 years ago
Dude, like, what if you're just dreaming right now, and all the comments you're reading right now are, like, some sort of fever dream spiraling your Id or something?

*passes joint*
4 years ago
no shit rocket science has nothing to do with water boiling dumbass, your the one who brought up education. why are you so interested in me anyways faggot, you wanna get butt-fucked by me or something? i know you like to play the catcher you homo.
4 years ago
http://www.youtube.com/xander70769 that's his youtube page more coming soon
4 years ago
lol good job "google-xander70769" you know what... your peoples intelligence is far too great for me. im out.
4 years ago
"i am 20 years old and work in the heating and air conditioning trade. the money is decent and the work has its ups, but at the end of the day theres nothing id rather do than sit around and play aweso"

he lives in Cali
4 years ago
he's an hvac technician
4 years ago
What a crazy motherfucker he was.
4 years ago
wow a mucho philisophical debate.... damn sorry I missed this one!
anyways, I know I am very late on this but ummm...

"water will not boil at that temp. everywhere, if you add pressure it will boil more quickly"

you could not be more wrong Mr. postcoitussandwich. I suggest doing some reading before talking... it is the opposite... water will actually boil faster with less presure. In fact, at 0.1 atmospheric pressure, water will be boiling at room temperature.

ok. back to the regularly scheduled mucho philosophying!
4 years ago
I'm not 100% but I think this is probably his myspace:
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewProfile&friendID=68704430

He has an account on some airsoft site, this guy talks about paintball.
The 70769 is a zip code in LA that is near him (saint Francisville)
The guy is 21, and he's plays halo and xbox. He has an IGN account and the quote above indicates his love to gaming
4 years ago
Drum, you need a woman.. asap.
4 years ago
you ain't kidding but I also need sleep. I'll be stalking your asses tomorrow :P
4 years ago
wow amazing drum... xander humans made up numbers that mark the point when water boils, you're thinking backwards that water was set to boil at a certain temp...
4 years ago
drumrave, if you used your powers for good,well you would be gettin laid. keep up the good work.
4 years ago
Well it would look silly to write "why does water boil at the temperature that water boils at" so you have to stick a temperature in there so people know what you mean.

Xander you can toss out your reason for god, if you accept that (for some reason) any combination of constants that can result in a working universe has resulted in a working universe. We're just in the one where everything works out so that water boils at 100 centigrade. Some fags in another universe right now are arguing about why water boils at 100.002 centigrade (although they still call it 100 centigrade.) No one is arguing about why water boils at 41 centigrade because that universe was too fucked up and collapsed into it's self just after it was born.
4 years ago
1 + 1 = 0 BAM!
4 years ago
so that's 2 noobs in 2 days. I may have found a way to keep the noobs out
4 years ago
I fucking did it with science and shit
4 years ago
Don't break your arm fisting yourself in the ass.
4 years ago
xander70769 had a point and it's too bad you know it alls missed it. Just relax, respect others opinions and learn, you can only know what man has created.
4 years ago
I respect the right of people like xander, to keep their retarded opinions to themselves.
4 years ago
Maybe all opinions are retarded, some are just more mainstream.
4 years ago
To know 98% of what someones opinion actually is you must live his whole life through his eyes and mind.
4 years ago
if you are to damn reatarded to eaysily understand people.
4 years ago
With a name like Make-it-Bacon, you know he's deep.
4 years ago
You don't need a smart name to think deep. Jerk, you don't know shit, but you think you know everything(that's what your comment says about you).
4 years ago
nothing had to create all this shit

you thinking someone had to come up with math or decide what temperature water boils at is because your stupid human brain decides that it cant just never understand something it has to fill in the huge retarded gaps with what you know

and since you either dont know shit or have the imagination of a doorknob you fill it in with a dude, no one made the universe it made itself and we will never understand it

get over it, fuck
4 years ago
you all sound like faggots trying to "deep"

youre all already deep, in another mans asshole
4 years ago
the deepest thing around here is the men in your asshole
4 years ago
You know what is interesting?

Newts are members of the salamander family that breed in water. They are the only vertebrates that can regenerate large parts of themselves, growing new limbs, spinal cords, hearts, jaws, tails and even eyes.

As the damaged part heals, the cells reverse their original function and turn back into an undifferentiated lump called a blastema (from the Greek blastos for "bud"), from which the replacement limb or tissue grows. How the cells know what to grow isn't understood, but salamanders are being studied closely to see whether or not human tissue could be stimulated to regenerate.

That is the wonder of nature, not god.
4 years ago
If it is possible, God will let it happen.
4 years ago
oranje, replace a wonder of nature with a wonder of evolution but you're spot on
4 years ago
nature/evolution....both work
4 years ago
It's the wonder of God's work.
:)
4 years ago
hey oranje, you know i really dont care that you come in and call me and my ideas retarded, but if you are so smart, and i am so stupid, then why dont you tell us your theory on how everything came to be...was it a wonder of nature that the universe created itself? or are you afraid we would all make fun of you too?
4 years ago
xander's getting me kinda horny...
not sure why though
4 years ago
Apparently, God did it.
4 years ago
^we dont know and we never will

you truly are retarded if you cant acknowledge that youll always be completely ignorant about the origin of the universe
4 years ago
yeah i figured you for a pussy, your gonna tell me i am so fucking retarded on the subject but your answer is "apparently, god did it." its apparent you cant hold an intelligent conversation.
4 years ago
the only thing "apparent' to me is that i want you to hold me close right now
4 years ago
lol...
4 years ago
shut the fuck up and bend over
4 years ago
should i spell run?
4 years ago
before, or after?
4 years ago
1+1=11...Duh
Oh, and none of you understand what's going on.
4 years ago
Science doesn't have a definitive answer to what started it all. The most widely accepted theory is the big bang. If you want an answer now, stay ignorant, continue to think its a higher power.
4 years ago
OJ...Big bang is old news...use your Porn Surfer to look up all of the ways it's been disproved...now that, you've finished now look up the new and improved theories
4 years ago
oooh...BTW.
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.
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Without something there is less than nothing. For nothing wouldn't have a name without something....Without something to put matter, plasma, H2O, iron, etc...etc..etc...there wouldn't be anything for your BIG BANG THEORY to exist....NOOB
4 years ago
If the big bang theory has been 'disproved', what is the 'new and improved' replacement? And how the fuck can you have less than nothing? That's just fucking stupid.
4 years ago
Fugs...less than nothing implies that it takes something to give nothing a name...so without something...you have (blank) which would be less than nothing (for nothing is a word that implies that there was something and now it is gone) Get it?
4 years ago
"If you work out the physical equations governing the big bang, they predict that such a universe would be very small, even though we can see that our universe is large. One way to gauge the size of a universe is to talk about how many elementary particles it has in it - how many electrons, protons, neutrons, and so on are present. When I look out of my window, the matter I see is made up of perhaps 1088 elementary particles, but a typical theoretical big-bang model envisions a universe with only 10 elementary particles in it! This is perhaps the most serious problem with the big-bang model. It gives a false prediction about the size of the universe. For a number of years, this mathematical flaw in the big-bang theory was not taken seriously by many scientists.

But even if a big-bang universe is of the proper size, the theory doesn't explain why different regions of the universe resemble each other. In a big-bang model, it could just as easily have happened that most of the galactical matter would wind up, say, in only one half of the sky, but we can observe that in our universe, the distribution of distant galaxies is uniform in every direction.

Then come the philosophical questions. What came before the big bang? How did everything appear from nothing? Another philosophical problem with the big bang is, Why does it happen that our universe worked out to be the way it is? Why, for instance, do we have three dimensions of space and one dimension of time? The big-bang theory offers no satisfactory answers. We can begin to resolve the puzzles in the context of the theory of the "self-reproducing, inflationary universe.""

4 years ago
If you work out the physical equations governing the big bang, they predict that such a universe would be very small, even though we can see that our universe is large. One way to gauge the size of a universe is to talk about how many elementary particles it has in it - how many electrons, protons, neutrons, and so on are present. When I look out of my window, the matter I see is made up of perhaps 1088 elementary particles, but a typical theoretical big-bang model envisions a universe with only 10 elementary particles in it! This is perhaps the most serious problem with the big-bang model. It gives a false prediction about the size of the universe. For a number of years, this mathematical flaw in the big-bang theory was not taken seriously by many scientists.

But even if a big-bang universe is of the proper size, the theory doesn't explain why different regions of the universe resemble each other. In a big-bang model, it could just as easily have happened that most of the galactical matter would wind up, say, in only one half of the sky, but we can observe that in our universe, the distribution of distant galaxies is uniform in every direction.

Then come the philosophical questions. What came before the big bang? How did everything appear from nothing? Another philosophical problem with the big bang is, Why does it happen that our universe worked out to be the way it is? Why, for instance, do we have three dimensions of space and one dimension of time? The big-bang theory offers no satisfactory answers. We can begin to resolve the puzzles in the context of the theory of the self-reproducing, inflationary universe.

4 years ago
that wasn't supposed to happen twice...the multiple universe theory
4 years ago
Two points.
1) You still can't
have less than nothing. Nothing doesn't mean "there was something and now it's gone" it means 'nothing' as in no thing. There is matter, or, there isn't. simple.
2) Philosophy has no place in scientific fact, or theory. The question 'why?' outside of experimentation and mathematic equations is usually asked by those that don't want to believe the simple physical facts. Why? is one of the questions that can never be fully answered by anyone.
4 years ago
Why isn't important....how is. You are right Fugs...Why will not be answerd untill you die (one way or another) HOW...now that's the arguement
4 years ago
Atheists...christians...they are both wrong. why is it so horrible to be wrong tho? relax you bunch of freaks.
4 years ago
Hang on, if you're saying those who accept the scientific theories are wrong, and those who accept creationism are also wrong, what the fuck is the alternative?
You didn't think your statement through properly, did you?
4 years ago
You know what is interesting?

Gorillas are the strong, silent members of the ape family. They aren't as vocal or flashy with their skills as chimps or bonobos, but they have better memories and often do things independently rather than simply for a reward.

Koko, a female gorilla born at San Francisco zoo in 1971, has mastered up to 1,000 words in sign language and seems able to communicate complex emotions such as sadness and even make jokes. She describes herself, touchingly, as "fine animal person gorilla".

That is the wonder of nature, not god.
4 years ago
God gave them their intelligence, it is a divine gift.
4 years ago
Was she a lesbian?
4 years ago
Fugsmuck. Josh means that no one knows and it is impossible to prove either side right. The only reasonable stance is being agnostic. To be anything else is Ignorant.
4 years ago
Nope, he clearly stated that both sides were wrong, not could be wrong, but wrong. I just wanted to know waht his other theory might be.
4 years ago
Maybe it's Buddhism?
4 years ago
I heard you were a practioner of Butt Buddyism.
4 years ago
The voices in your head just don't stop, do they?
4 years ago
Atheists can suck it. Have fun in hell suckas!
4 years ago
You realize that if christians are right, paradise equals being a slave doing nothing but worshiping your master, right?

You realize that's the cosmic equivalent of programming your computer to endlessly repeat "You're the best." For Eternity.

If that sounds like the ultimate win of a omnipotent being to you, you can have your heaven.

Eternal nothingness sounds a lot better than something like that being real.
4 years ago
its sounds like your the idiot chxmex kuz u are a slave to your own government u cant cross the government there is always a higher power than u
4 years ago
What if you are the highest power but didn't know it?
4 years ago
There is always a higher power.
4 years ago
I said what if.
4 years ago
Theres always somebody bigger in the playground
4 years ago
No there isn't.
4 years ago
You know what is interesting?

The male deep-sea anglerfish is much smaller than the female. But he has giant eyes to look for a suitable female and enormous nostrils to sniff out her pheromones.

Having found her, he latches onto her with his teeth and then starts to disappear. Scales, bones, blood vessels all merge into those of the female. After a few weeks, all that's left of the male are the testes hanging off the female's side, supplying her with his genes.

That is the wonder of nature, not god.
4 years ago
I'm gonna call bullshit on that one.
4 years ago
i see your bullshit and raise you a bollocks
4 years ago
I will see your bollocks and raise you a pair of big hairy tits.
4 years ago
Apparently, its true. I read about it before I looked up that little excerpt.
4 years ago
I think im going to go take a shit
4 years ago
I prefer to say, "I think I'm going to go take a mikebeez".
4 years ago
oh god it's gonna hurt...ooochie!
but at least no omnivores or carnivores were harmedin the production of this vid
4 years ago
or.."holy hell my mikebeez stinks"
4 years ago
or..."jesus fuck..i just stepped in dog-mikebeez"
4 years ago
you're a piece of shit too billwhatever by the way.. you fucking grovelling poosucker
4 years ago
You mean, "you're a piece of mikebeez too billwhatever by the way.. you fucking grovelling poosucker".
4 years ago
umm... yup!
4 years ago
I took a mikebeez this afternoon at work that blistered the paint on the walls and immolated the t.p. right there on the roll!
4 years ago
You know what is interesting?

Nowadays, "everybody knows" that eels are born in the Sargasso Sea, but this has never been proved. No one has ever seen an eel spawn or die there. Careful scientists prefer to call the Sargasso Sea the eel's "presumed" breeding ground. Young eels have been found there, but not live adults or their eggs. Not one eel has been bred in captivity. When you catch an eel, its reproductive system shuts down completely, as if deliberately keeping the secret.

That is the wonder of nature, not god.
4 years ago
The eels are the keepers of God's divine secret.
4 years ago
Reply Violation on Oranje. This thread is about mikebeez=shit keep your wannabe intellectual bullshit to the other threads, dicklick.
4 years ago
Call whatever you like, nobody cares. I did it on the end of every thread till I got bored.

& what are you, 12? Grow up.
4 years ago
when you catch a mikebeez, it's penis rolls back up into it's abdominal cavity,as if deliberately asking to be sodomized
4 years ago
I thought eels spawned and died in japanese girl's assholes
4 years ago
please just die
4 years ago
Where are you copying that stuff from Oranje? It looks interesting. I absolutely love nature.
4 years ago
this video will certainly be a 100+ comment discussion , but this is the question im always wondering and debating about trying to decide on what i should believe in. i know for a fact there is a life beyond death , kuz ive experienced ghosts , religious awakenings. thats something science cant explain .
4 years ago
I haven't even watched the vid and I've already commented 5 times.
4 years ago
The video is quite sad, because some fucks still think like that.
4 years ago
you have not experienced ghosts or religious awakenings. you only think you have.
4 years ago
and i wouldnt believe in ANYTHING anyone tells you, because everyone is wrong, in fact mainstream religions are so blatantly retarded it hurts. fact is we just dont know enough about death or our universe to know the truth.
4 years ago
Hey cryax, I believe you. I've had the same experiences. Sexual intercourse and...oh wait. Never mind. I thought you wrote "goats."
4 years ago
personal experiences dont equal evidence. Im sure there are people who know that aliens put microchips in their ass and transmit the theme to happy days every 3rd Tuesday, doesn't make it any less plausible or provide a shred of evidence. believe what you want to believe but until i see some verifiable empirical evidence of gods existence i will be an athiest.
4 years ago
You will burn in hell. Repent, accept the lord Jesus Christ as your saviour and ask him to come into your heart while there is still time.
4 years ago
God tells me the winning lottery numbers, but then he changes them before I can win. He has a strange sense of humor. He is testing me, I think.
4 years ago
If he was really gonna tease you he'd tell you that you were straight
4 years ago
Big Bang WHAMMY
4 years ago
Why would he tell me that?
4 years ago
xander is getting warmer!
4 years ago
Ghosts.. lmao Read the God Delusion Please. The human mind is easily manipulated.
4 years ago
The God Delusion is all unsubstantiated conjecture, random speculation and hairy bollocks . Don't bother reading it. It's bollocks.
4 years ago
Ive got hairy bollocks but i do like to trim them now and again
4 years ago
That's because you are a homo.
4 years ago
Thought you wanted to see ?
4 years ago
Besides it's not gay to take pride in ones body
4 years ago
Stubborn there Hanky-panky. The human ego sickens me.
4 years ago
Well, the sicker you get, the better, I guess.
4 years ago
Jesus could cure him of his sickness , he was able to perform miracles
4 years ago
Bloody do-gooder!
4 years ago
Half a denary for me bloody life story?
4 years ago
There's no pleasing some people.
4 years ago
You know what is interesting?

The male blanket octopus takes sexual discretion to a whole new level. He is 40,000 times smaller than the female and his technique involves tearing off his mating arm, placing it somewhere on her body and then swimming off to die.

Given that this is roughly equivalent to a herring nudging a blue whale, it's unlikely she's even aware of him. Meanwhile, his disengaged arm crawls into her gill slit, where it can live for as long as month, until her eggs are mature. She then retrieves it, tears it open like a packet of café sugar and sprinkles the sperm over her eggs.

That is the wonder of nature, not god.
4 years ago
Oranje, what is that supposed to prove?
4 years ago
Would you have ever assumed something like that would happen? I seriously doubt it.

I said it is interesting & a wonder of nature. If you don't agree, well...*shrugs*
4 years ago
I think it is pretty impressive, just like the others I posted. No doubt you'll disagree & say it is boring, just to be an argumentative dick.
4 years ago
It isn't as if thats the only organism that is willing to die to breed.
4 years ago
Yeah, like drum.

There is a little more to it than that in this instance.
4 years ago
You know whats interesting?

Oranje anlways tries to act super intelligent and witty but in reality all he does is google shit. All his "You know whats interesting?" bullshit from tonight is straight off of here: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/features/3634153/Gorillas-can-talk...-and-24-other-QI-facts.html. And the other day he was trying to flame me and quoted some joke about gays comparing dicks on a bar and me walking in and asking for the buffet. If you google "gay jokes" this exact joke is copied and pasted from the very first link. Oranje is an unoriginal plagarist.

That is the wonder of nature, not god.
4 years ago
hahahaha

Of course I copied them, you idiot. Do you think I'm a fucking zoologist or something??

I actually googled "QI facts" because I have the "Animal ignorance" book which is full of them. I didn't want to waste my time copying them out so I copied them off the net.

& shouldn't you be out catching rats?
4 years ago
Info is copied off of the net to make a point every day. As soon as I do it to make a point about nature/evolution it's plagiarism?

You are clutching at straws, rat catcher.
4 years ago
The only thing I'm catching right now is a buzz. Whats your excuse for the gay joke thing, or do you need to google excuses for not being original?
4 years ago
Maybe you can go to another thread and try to be all intellectual there on some other random topic and google some bullshit to copy and paste there too.
4 years ago
If you do, I promise not to call you out this next time.
4 years ago
It is an oooooooooold joke. Just like the one you said about me, elchris, fries & whoever turning a stool upside down to sit on it.

Was that original?
4 years ago
Did you actually think I was a zoologist, or what? lol

As if anyone thought I knew all that from personal research. How stupid are you?
4 years ago
So are you denying that you copied and pasted this "oooooooooold joke"? It is word for word.
4 years ago
No, I realise that you are much too stupid to be a zoologist.
4 years ago
Well word for word except for you inserting "irish".
4 years ago
"I promise not to call you out this next time."

It was quite apparent that the information was taken from a source. I think it is funny how you think you have spotted something quite so obvious.

ATTENTION ATTENTION

Oranje just copied the 6 chunks of really esoteric information about animals off of the internet. He didn't discover it all himself!!!!!!

hahahahahahahahaha


With skills like that you'd make a great detective :)

4 years ago
I'm a little unsure why you're being such a dick. It isn't as though I've been taking the piss out of you today.
4 years ago
yeah just give up oranje, nobody buys into your intellectual bullshit. you say i refuse to read and put everything down as an act of god yet you copy/paste all your intellectual facts. you request education facts of others when all you can say is "my brother is smart" well no one gives a fuckin rats shit about your brother homo.
4 years ago
I was simply pointing out 2 seperate occassions, one of which you refuse to address for obvious reasons. Face it, you aren't that bright and you aren't original either. I could pick the opposing view in anything you want to argue about and copy and paste bullshit that I've googled. Stand up and be original for once.
4 years ago
I just said that it is an old joke. I typed it out as I remembered it & I'm sure If I typed it out a little differently then that variation would appear on the net somewhere too. Ya know, just like the stool joke of yours. Do you have any idea how much shit is on the internet??? You are being so fucking stupid here it's unbelievable.

In fact, post the link to the joke you're talking about & I'll check the one you posted. We'll see if it appears on the net without the names.
4 years ago
Xander, I have a degree too. Nice try.

I don't have to act smart, I have my diploma. lol
4 years ago
Do either of you?

No, no you don't.

:)
4 years ago
I just find it funny that if you google "gay jokes" your joke word for word is in the first link.
4 years ago
Are you denying that you copied and pasted it word for word off that site?
4 years ago
You couldn't think of any flame material so you googled "gay jokes" and added my name to one off the very first link?
4 years ago
you act so high and mighty, yet you are a less-than-average joe. im waiting for you to give an actual, thought-out opinion on how the universe was created.
4 years ago
Oh my god, this is hilarious.

if you went to university, rather than doing what you do, Irish. You would know that in order for an arguement to be valid, accurate sourced information is required.

It is only idiots who like to act like experts in the pub just argue about fact & make them up off of the top of their heads.

Why do you think Hank posts info from wiki & links to wiki all the time?

All you have done here is pointed out your own ignorance.
4 years ago
I have have I? Hank at least say "from wiki" you on the other hand try to pass shit off as your own. You have absolutely no clue as to my education. I don't need to continuously refer to it either to attempt to prove a point.
4 years ago
um not when the argument is about calling each other fags...no i dont believe you need to source your information, unless you have visual photographic documents of said gay person on the opposing side of the argument...you can just wing it.
4 years ago
As for idiots in a pub, what does that have to do with anything? Are you in a pub right now or something?
4 years ago
You always talk shit about Hank and then all of a sudden he is one of your examples as to why your bullshit is acceptable?
4 years ago
zander say: "Moderator! this thread is getting off-topic!
4 years ago
"you act so high and mighty, yet you are a less-than-average joe."

You want to explain how I am the graduate, you install air conditioning, Irish isn't much better & Im less than the average.

Between the three of us, I'm like a genius.
4 years ago
"oh man a 21 year old who is already in a career that salary tops out at around $100/year...what a noob!" just how old are you and what exactly do you do for a living?
4 years ago
100k*
4 years ago
I'm not much better? How can you on the other side of the ocean have any idea as to my worth? Hahaha, you always have to compare yourself to something or someone. That is a sign of insecurity. Believe me you are in no way a genius compared to me.
4 years ago
I'm using Hank as an example because it is him who does it so profusely. He uses info off of the internet to make a point & so did I.

It isn't as though I set it up in any sort of special manner. I simply put it up in chucks to annoy the religious zealots & for some reason, you have a problem with it.

Like I said before, you're clutching at straws.
4 years ago
I just sent you a friendly Email as a matter of fact just to show you how you can't compare. Feel free to send me a reply.
4 years ago
There is no three of us. I couldn't care less about xander. I may be clutching at straws but you are clutching at dicks.
4 years ago
Whammy!
4 years ago
You just started this shit with me now for no fucking reason, Irish.

We had jokes before & all of a sudden you start getting serious.

You can simply go fuck yourself. I have no time for people like you.
4 years ago
xander? you were right the 1st time
4 years ago
Remember, Irish, you started this shit, not me!
4 years ago
Where did I "start getting serious"?
4 years ago
you have no room to talk oranje, i came in here to express a point, and you jump in for no reason with your hate mongering and psuedo stalking for what...to make gay jokes and post wikipedia facts?
4 years ago
xander, fuck off, cocksucker.
4 years ago
You have no time or you can't keep up?
4 years ago
Oranje, what does anyone's education have to do with their intelligence? Does the fact that I have 3 university degrees make me automatically smarter than anyone else? No. But, in your eyes I can tell that it makes one better than anyone. So, since my 3 university degrees are greater than your 1, I'm better. You noob. Shut your hole.
4 years ago
xander, do yourself a favor and shut now...
Mucho Rule #27 - thou dost not interfere with irish and oj when they get into it
4 years ago
Daaaaaaaaamn. Whats up now, Oranje? Does that make Kirk a super genius?
4 years ago
OJ and 1rish..fuck or fight
4 years ago
I do think James is smarter than me, yes.
4 years ago
He does say stupid shit still.
4 years ago
You missed my point Oranje. Some of the most intelligent people I've ever met have had zero higher education. Yet society labels them as lesser. Its too bad because often those people are the first ones we overlook.
4 years ago
shut the fuck up and mind your own business Endwhatever
4 years ago
Yeah, fuck you endvjhcshj7.
4 years ago
I have time for the next few days yet being able to keep up isn't relevant. Responding to inane crap is tedious & I really can't be arsed.

There is a reason why people who have been here less time then me have more dumb as fucking comments than I do. I have no interest in threads like this everyday.

You may think that doing this makes you seem cool, I certainly do not.
4 years ago
i dont think anyone who is on mucho sucko watching the shit and vids on here and even posting them themselves should be having a "cripple fight" in these threads.


Were all fucked up and if we wer ehalf as smart as we claim to be we woudl be using that intelligence for something a bit more contrsuctive other than having a bigger dick contest.


In closing because i said this im not only smarter but blacker than anyof you.


fuck im the barack obama of mucho!
4 years ago
Oranje, my dog is smarter than you and as far as i know, he has never been to school.
4 years ago
Check back a few days & you'll see how I got into an argument with Mako & then said Im walking away. I'm not interesting in arguing just for the sake of it.

Just people like xander who deserve it.
4 years ago
hahaha...Morph. How old is the asian girl in your closet?
4 years ago
i agree kirk..
4 years ago
You can't keep up with me, Oranje, and you know it. I sent you a reply by the way.
4 years ago
You may be right James, but a 21 year old air conditioning guy calling me dumb?

Some smart people may not have a degree, I do.
4 years ago
Morph, I'll let you know if I need an anylisis of which menthol cigarette is the best. Till then go watch BET or something.
4 years ago
I can't keep up with you?

You are not Karl Rove, Irish. All you're ever going to do is yap....yap yap yap.
4 years ago
I've got Degrees...they don't make you smart...they make you rich.
4 years ago
i remember, as an innocent noob, walking right into a rish/oj verbal fistfight...something about catholic/protestant issues...
...anyway, they stopped arguing long enough to (collectively) beat me to a nooby pulp...then went back to bashing each other...
would've been fun to read, if i hadn't been The Noob :\
4 years ago
Shut your hole possum. You are still a noob.
4 years ago
haha
4 years ago
yeah i am james
...i'm just no longer "innocent"
4 years ago
Endbn3 says:

I've got Degrees.
his profile says he's a welder/student/daddy....
a night school course in welding is not a degree you butthole
4 years ago
i deserve it oranje? how so? and what the fuck do you mean "some 21 year old air conditioning guy calls me dumb?" you would have no idea how to install a furnace or air condioner or even how to fix the most simple problems associated with heating/air dumbass. you make it sound like i work at burger king.
4 years ago
although i can see you now typing" google-how to install or fix heating and air conditiong" "ill show that noob!"
4 years ago
Dude, you were talking about not understanding gravity or how water boils.

You've marked yourself as an idiot with everyone. You just tried to jump into Irish's slipstream & start shit with me now & even he told you to fuck off.

You can go away now.
4 years ago
wow, you STILL have missed the point of my questions, i understand HOW gravity works and HOW water boils, its WHY? there is a difference between "how" and "why". physics explains "how" but nothing explains "why"
4 years ago
*burp
4 years ago
xander? could you maybe get my order right next time?
...didnt want your "special sauce", dude
4 years ago
and irish can suck a fuckin dick, this has nothing to do with him
4 years ago
my bad possum, ill try to remember. ill just put it in a container on the side in case you change your mind.
4 years ago
shut up xander you greasy pig.
4 years ago
sorry i meant irish can suck *dik*
4 years ago
no, Tralane
no...
"aww, but i was winning!"
4 years ago
I have anything to do with whatever I please on here, cocklover. I guarantee this is considered a 1rish1/Oranje thread. You and whatever it is you have to say is of absolutely no consequence.
4 years ago
Now go get your shine box, bitch.
4 years ago
lol "this is considered a 1rish1/oranje thrad" i bet you feel pretttty important there dontcha champ! heres news, no one fuckin gives a shit!
4 years ago
possum does.
4 years ago
My farts are considered more important here than your opinions are.
4 years ago
...no...fucking...way. dude that is fucking AWESOME!
4 years ago
can you fart right now? can you? pleeeeease?
4 years ago
The how, is the why.

Why don't you think about the fact that time slows down when there is less gravity. That should get you really confused.
4 years ago
out of beer now :(
(how did this HAPPEN?)
well it's 22 below right now, so i'm not going to go back to the beerstore...guess i'll just smoke some weed...
4 years ago
time doesnt REALLY exist. time also changes durastically for someone who travels at the speed of light. dude you are like a wlking wikipedia its freaking me out.
4 years ago
oh that explains everything oranje, you believe how=why. how silly of you!
4 years ago
If I fart at the speed of light then it is still more important than your opinion.
4 years ago
wait wait wait...i totally understand now. oranje isnt even a person at all. wikipedia has become self-aware, and oranje is its avatar. it gets into threads and uses its wikifacts to pwn noobs! i knew it!
4 years ago
nice one irish, im sure that made someone...somewhere...laugh. barely.
4 years ago
xander?
are you trying bogart that joint?
...the line starts behind north american marsupials, dude
4 years ago
Some people have more than your not quite rudimentary knowledge of physics.

& time does exist. Time is very relative, but it certainly exists.
4 years ago
explain...without copy/paste
4 years ago
this will take a while folks, now he has to actually read something, then TY to understand it so he can explain it.
4 years ago
TRY*
4 years ago
I just tried to fart at the speed of light and had diareah. It is still more important than your opinion.
4 years ago
now that was pretty funny. kudos. now wipe your ass please
4 years ago
without?
okay here goes:
you do not belong here
i hate you w/o even ever meeting you
you are the kind of wannabee noob thay gives sites like Mucho a bad name...
i dont care aboot yer physics
i dont care aboot yer relativity theories - these dead horses have already been pounded into the ground for decades
most of of us here on MS still remember at least a little bit of high school physics...quit thinking that you have a leg up on us, just 'cause your only twelve years old
4 years ago
i dont think i have a leg up on anyone, im not flaunting my education or my google search skills.
4 years ago
zander, what exactly do you think you have said that would require an excerpt from wiki, or anywhere else.

You have the mind of a child who still tries to stay awake at night in order to catch santa.

Asking for a definitive anser about how the universe began shows your lack of knowledge. You wouldn't accept a theory, and as of yet that is all there is.

You can ask yourself "why why why", as long as you want, but daddy will continue sharing you with his pals. The why is...because he can.
4 years ago
OOOOOOOOOO i just got punk'd...where ashton kutcher at? sorry that was a lame joke i know. oranje, i know there is no definitive answer, i asked for your personal opinion. i asked my initial questions to get people thinking, not because i expected someone to unveil the answer to ultimate question as to why we are here. but you shot down my theory as illogical when you have no idea yourself you fool.
4 years ago
What you are flaunting is an uncanny ability to ask REALLY dumb questions, you inept little rent boy.
4 years ago
there you go again accusing my questions as being dumb when you cant even answer them.
4 years ago
you see oranje what happened was i gave an opinion on how i THINK the universe POSSIBLY came to be, and this is when you shouldve given your OPINION, but intead you said "lolz you noob omfg ur so retarded and not even well eduacted like i amz duh gya joke gay jokes wikipedia fact"
4 years ago
You can call me a fool all you want, xander. I don't ever sit wondering about why we have gravity. I understand the concept of mass.

I will continue to proclaim anyone foolish who insists on believing in the idea of ANY type of higher power.

It is preposterous & the only reason you would fall back on that idea is desperation & small-mindedness.

Now, I'm going to bed. Fuck you, dumbass.
4 years ago
now we all think less of you...if that was even possible.
4 years ago
you admit there is no 100% fact answer to why we are all here, but you say a higher power is preposterous? you could easily have a debate with yourself. As of right now, any answer is possible, some more unlikely than others. i am not religious. i do not believe in heaven. but i do believe that we were designed by an unkown force that we do not fully understand. i consider that force to be supernatural.
4 years ago
we were designed to breathe oxygen, we were designed to eat food and drink water, we were designed to reproduce, we were designed to die. why not be immortals who never eat, sleep, have sex? what was the designer? what was its intentions? these are not stupid questions, they cannot be answered, not even by you.
4 years ago
I have to agree with Oranje. Especially his last post.

There is no space god and zombie jesus.
4 years ago
If you fart at the speed of light, does it make a sound?
4 years ago
It certainly makes a smell.
4 years ago
No, they are pretty stupid questions.

Why do you believe the source of life is a supernatural being? You haven't explained that at all.

"any answer is possible, some more unlikely than others"
You were right about that. But, you didn't explain why you think a supernatural creator is the most likely answer. Between a natural origin of life and a supernatural origin of life, a natural origin is waaaaaayyyy more likely. We have actual knowledge of the existance of the natural world. We have no knowledge, evidence, data, etc...about anything supernatural.

Your 2nd post about "We were designed to..." etc... is really worthless. Your statements seek to show the existence of a designer by assumptions that we were designed.
4 years ago
and he is a fag.
4 years ago
we are a design numbnuts.what we know as natural only applies to within our universe. i believe that there is a force responsible for the creation of the natural universe, and because this force has the power to create this natural universe and dictate natural laws, that makes it "super" natural.
4 years ago
how were we not designed? all life forms were made to function a certain way, what dictated how it would all work? a spontaneous explosion from nothingness could not put into place natural laws. before this universe existed there were no natural laws, there was nothingness. why didnt it just stay as nothingness? something sparked the creation of the universe.
4 years ago
oh dear god shut the fuck up all three of you already.


youre pissing contest is just eating up prime bandwith that could be use for porn searches pedo pictures and other fucked up submissions for tomorrows updates on mucho.


Jesus christ.
4 years ago
The Morph has spoken!

Btw, Steelers over Eagles in the bowl.
4 years ago
No life forms were designed. They all arose by chance.
4 years ago
"what dictated how it would all work?"

Survival. Try reading some of them interesting facts about animals I posted.

4 years ago
your telling me, that the complexity of the human anamoty, the complexity of mother nature and all her properties and species, planets rotation to create gravity and to revolve around a star to give us light and energy, all happened by "chance." meh...seems logical.
4 years ago
How else did it happen then, smarty-pants?

This should be good...
4 years ago
"planets rotation to create gravity"

You really have no idea, do you?

If the physical universe were somehow different, I'm sure you would still be asking "you think this happened just by chance".

The answer would be yes, things are the way they are against an unimaginable amount of odds.
4 years ago
...god that was long...
4 years ago
Hhaha fags, I have 4 undergrad degrees and an MBA and have a masters that I will finish some day. You all suck compared to me. Of course if you take a job at the school then the classes are basically free... which has an amazing way of taking the challenge out of them.
4 years ago
Wanko, you're basically as intelligent as Ted Kaczynski. That was quite apparent to us all.
4 years ago
And still no one has answered me about what happens if you fart at the speed of light.
4 years ago
It's the fart heard round the world
4 years ago
take that back, it's the fart smelled round the world
4 years ago
Lemmy is God.
4 years ago
God is broke.
4 years ago
So is the USA get use to it puke
4 years ago
You know what is interesting?

If diversity and adaptability are the measuring sticks for success, then beetles are the most successful animals on the planet. There are 350,000 known species, with up to eight million more out there waiting for names: new species are being discovered at an average rate of one an hour. If you lined up all animal and plant species in a row, every fifth species would be a beetle. There are about 750,000,000,000,000,000 individual beetles going about their business right now.

That is the wonder of nature, not god.
4 years ago
God is fed up with me going on about this God shit, and has smote me with a dose of the shits.

Back in five...
4 years ago
pwn3d by mother nature!
4 years ago
'Twas the work of God, I tell ye!
4 years ago
Either way he's got a fuck of a cleaning up job to do.
4 years ago
checkmate!

4 years ago
That is what God will say to us one day...
4 years ago
Yes...Best....fuckin YES...you are a winner!!! It's about time someone on here alluded to God as playing a game. That's why there are so many inconsistancies, HE (for lack of a better word) dosen't want us to have the answers...it ruins the game.
4 years ago
You're a loser whether it's a game or not.
4 years ago
Are you done El_faggot? Is that all you could come up with? You are telling me that is your best reply? FUCKING FAIL
4 years ago
You're a loser whether he failed or not.
4 years ago
1:12 Space Pussy!
4 years ago
In this universe there is only possibilities. The Christian god may exist, however, it is highly improbable.
4 years ago
But, are you a gambling man?
4 years ago
what about dinosaurs
4 years ago
What do you do when your kite wiIIinds iself around a power line?
4 years ago
ummmm.... I tell some little kid to come over here and hold on to the line... not in hopes he will be shocked, because thats impossible, but in hopes he will be hit by a violently out of control ambulance... just for the irony.
and how did that relate to dinosaurs at all?
4 years ago
Noobs like you couldn't hope to understand.
4 years ago
you guys are no life fat geeks that arent funny, this website blows, get outside, learn to play an instrument, listen 2 real music, get pussy, or try a hobby or working out u nasty stupid fuck heads. you all make me fucking sick, iam never come to this waste of air, looser magnet website shit hole again, have fun with your useless pathetic laughable lifes you ugly fat looser fucks.

Thanks.
4 years ago
I play the drums and listen to a variety of music. My musically training is of concert style and marching band. My hobby is to fuck around on the internet and make jokes. I am quite funny and a few of the other members are quite hilarious also. If you ever come back I will recite this epic shit you just wrote and I hope you stay gone. We will not miss you and no one will remember you or care. Fuck you and no fucking thanks
4 years ago
If you hate this website and everyone who comments here so much why don't you just leave? your an idiot and need to shut your self righteous ass the fuck up
4 years ago
it would help if the guy could type like he was older than like... 8...

4 years ago
He's upset because he's a disgusting cripple and he can't do those things.
4 years ago
This is all from the dumbfuck that tried to rap on here a couple of months ago. Fuck you, smokes. You think anyone here gives a shit whether you come back or not?
4 years ago
haha i remember that
4 years ago
yea and I saw a ghost when I was younger, explain that geeks, yea I actually did stupid cunts
4 years ago
Yeah, I saw a ghost once, too-even posted it here.
http://www.muchosucko.com/show/strange-41912/search
4 years ago
Did you and your wife have a kid even though you're both virgins? Was it black?
4 years ago
I'm not married.
4 years ago
Atheism, pffft. What a bunch of bullshit. The "Big Bang" is just another name for God.

4 years ago
So suddenly you believe in God ?
4 years ago
I went to a big bang once. Cost $120 to get in, couldn't get near the hooker, and everything ended when they found some fag snuck a video camera in.
4 years ago
so there are scientists who claim that the Big Bang wasn't an event, but is an entity that still exists? wow.
4 years ago
no, the big bang is'nt an entity...the big bang happens within the entity.
4 years ago
and fries, based on what hank said...does'nt mean he believes in god...thats agnostic belief.
4 years ago
There is only one event.
4 years ago
This universe was created in my left testicle and still exists there.
4 years ago
Your nut could not contain an acorn, much less the mighty oak.
4 years ago
ive got a mighty oak in my pants
4 years ago
Hank stuck in his all knowing world.
4 years ago
Well, it's much better than your not-knowing-very-much world.
4 years ago
Oh is it?
4 years ago
Yes, it is.
4 years ago
Ignorance is Bliss.
4 years ago
You would know.
4 years ago
i wonder how many people here caught the point about light. the point being that even at ~186,000 miles per second, the light we see from stars and other cosmological objects has taken billions of years to reach the earth (so we can see them), therefore the universe cannot be merely 6,000 years old. just one of the many stupid proclamations that religion made, back when nobody knew any better. it's fucking amazing that there are still morons who literally believe all that same shit. weak-minded motherfuckers.
4 years ago
religion only makes you strong if you can see past the crucifix...
4 years ago
Religion is the best thing the human race has ever created.
4 years ago
This Video was created by an Atheist, go to the myspace page.
4 years ago
No, it wasn't. God made it. If you don't realize that, I feel sorry for you.
4 years ago
I feel sorry for people with a myspace page.
4 years ago
I have Facebook
4 years ago
tiredguy god made the light "older" ... DUH

4 years ago
yak is right. Hank will agree.
4 years ago
TiredGuy, you are wrong.
Everybody knows that we are at the center of His Universe, and if you take the 6ooo years since God made us as a radius in light years, you will find that His Universe is around 71,ooo,ooo,ooo,ooo,ooo miles across. Is that not big enough for you?
4 years ago
That's barely bigger than my dick.
4 years ago
That's not your dick, ultimately, it belongs to God!
4 years ago
Noone got my joke. Too subtle I guess.
4 years ago
^?
4 years ago
was it a joke or a truthfull observation ?
4 years ago
God made this video like he wrote the bible, duh
4 years ago
My joke was,

Religion is the best thing the HUMAN RACE has ever created.

Ya know, it looks like I'm praising religion, but I'm saying it's made by man, not god. In other words, it's bollocks.

Granted I was high when I wrote that, but I thought it was fairly clever.

4 years ago
It wasn't.
4 years ago
Non belivers are idiots...believers of the "Bible" word for word...are idiots...again Mr. Aethiest....without something there is nothing
4 years ago
OMG i cant believe this one is still going
4 years ago
Without nothing there is something.

To be or not to be. That is the question.

I think, therefore, you suck.
4 years ago
Great! Post! FUCK! TARD!
4 years ago
As a christian, this is still funny to me.
4 years ago
Omg, why would anyone admit to being a christian? You are a fucking fool.
4 years ago
If we were created by god, in his image, why don't we all look alike?
4 years ago
All i said was 'this piece of halibut was good enough for Jehovah'
4 years ago
Blasphemy!

He's said it again!
4 years ago
I think the better question is, why the fuck does god have legs and hair and and an asshole? Can't he just float around and create suns to keep himself warm and pop mikebeez into existence rather than shitting him out of his asshole?
4 years ago
Thats a no on the mikebeez thing. There is no other way to create a mikebeez than by defecation.
4 years ago
There is no way we were created in his "image" Why does god need a nose...He dosen't have the biological need for air. He dosen't need eyes, ears, mouth, or nerve receptors...He created us so that we could survive on this rock that he has supplied. Come on guys
4 years ago
You c'mon, you fucking child. Who the fuck do you think you are going to convince of your nonsense? Stfu already.
4 years ago
You are right Hank...reminds me of this old saying....You can lead a faggot to the strait bar but you can't make him stop being a total cock hound. Isn't that right faggot?
4 years ago
Yeah god doesn't need to look like a person, see through eyes or breath through a nose.

That is just silly. He is PURE magic!
4 years ago
^...waste of calories
4 years ago
I just agreed with you. That is what you said, is it not?
4 years ago
Criss Angel is way better
4 years ago
I feel very sorry for morons who can't distinguish Christianity from the existence of God.
4 years ago
just get off the couch
4 years ago
Fine, dik! *plop* I'm off the couch...Jesus Christ...*goes to see what's on the counter*
4 years ago
Whereas I feel very sorry for morons who cant distinguish Religion from Spirituality.
4 years ago
I don't feel sorry for anyone. Just contempt.
4 years ago
See, definitely Ted Kaczynski material.
4 years ago
If Ted was sexy and charming like me then he would have a following of people today who thought he was a great hero.
4 years ago
Last.
4 years ago
nope
4 years ago
23,704.
4 years ago
ive been here for 9 months
this is the longest thread i've seen so far...
do you have to top 1000 before anyone notices?
4 years ago
12629
4 years ago
approx 11,000 but keeping count is for faggots
4 years ago
The very last comment.
4 years ago
Last
4 years ago
not any moar
4 years ago
lol - lissen to my noobself talk :)
1 year ago
Its painful isn't it.
1 year ago
traitors...ohw wait
1 year ago
cat got your tongue, jared?
1 year ago
* possum moons jrob *
1 year ago
okay, i quit now
1 year ago
Last.
4 years ago
^nub
4 years ago
Almost feel like this ia a parody made by Atheists. I mean...Christians wouldn't make a video that made themselves that stupid...right?
4 years ago
this guy is a fucking retard.just because u dont believe the bible to be fact,doesnt make u an atheist.makes u open minded.
4 years ago
^makes u an ubernoob
4 years ago
Wrong. We do not know what Jesus looks like. The Bible says: More blessed are ye who have not seen and yet believe.
2 years ago
Holy fuck. Did you just do some sort of ressurection? God must be real. On a lighter note, if god was real he would not have created such a waste of life as boxlighter, thus there is no god. TA DA
2 years ago
this is why people hate christians,jahovas witness' and the such because they push their religions on others and say that other religions are all fake where as they all pretty much believe in in something they have'nt seen so your all in the same position bitches.
2 years ago
Last.
1 year ago
I like listening to the sexy Romanian girl on youtube named gomgitschris or whatever.
1 year ago
Wtf? hahaha.
1 year ago
* possum waves at barret *
1 year ago
so what was this all about then?
1 year ago
Life.
1 year ago
hi jonesy, what's up?
1 year ago
Life.
Oh, and boredom.
1 year ago
lost in all this is that we just overran a Smerf sub :(
1 year ago
What have we become?...
1 year ago
well, lucid's sub is now in the rearview - sooo, it's not all bad
1 year ago
honestly - i'm quitting this... i have company
1 year ago
Mom or crazy sexven?
1 year ago
The smug is thick in this clip and thread.
10 months ago
*smeg
10 months ago
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