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What a Creeper

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What a creepy foreign bastard. Don't you wish this worked in real life?

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by danath

submitted January 13th 2009

292 comments
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Rubbing her daughters titties, Fap Fap Fap
9 years ago
That's what I do.
9 years ago
Robert Duvall is one lucky bastard.

9 years ago
lol
9 years ago
Deleted scene from Days of Thunder ?
9 years ago
i love the porn production methodology where they can just waste the talent of that sleeping sauce pot on the near bed.where's the rest of this
9 years ago
Yes, where the rest of this please, Or the name of it. I just gotta see the sleeping chick in some action.
9 years ago
The sleeping girl is Zara White, I think.
9 years ago
Thanks
9 years ago
damn thanks mako
9 years ago
Someone should post that scene from Revenge of the Nerds where Booger is asking to bush. We've got bush. We've got bush. Gnomesayin'
9 years ago
See. See bush. lol
9 years ago
Aside from the goofy music and crazy words, this was fantastic!
9 years ago
Sleep sucking.
9 years ago
I wonder why it made her rub the other one. But then, who am I to ask why.
9 years ago
haha chicks are hot, but this guy is one creepy motherfucker
9 years ago
Is that Donald Duck getting off in the background?
9 years ago
Is that really you in your avatar? If so, I would very much like to recieve oral from you.
9 years ago
...or even just a spanking...
9 years ago
haha I bet someone wanted this to be seen as "Disney porn"
9 years ago
Yes, it is me
9 years ago
I would like very much to eat her bearded clam.
9 years ago
u know no one is going to believe that it is acutally you... only way to prove it is to post a pic (has to be topless) with a MS sign...
9 years ago
Bottomless would work also.
9 years ago
Nah, I don't need to prove myself. If anything, I have a facebook
9 years ago
Link please.
9 years ago
useless.

9 years ago
LMAO^
9 years ago
hockeybritt < any other female noobs on MS...
"yes, it's meee!" yeaah...right...
...post Real Tits
...shut up for a few weeks
...listen to us diss your lame-ass tits for awhile...
then check back in, like, in June...
(the possum version of "show us your tits")
9 years ago
We're forgetting something here:
TITS OR GTFO.
9 years ago
oh yeah
thanks mako
9 years ago
Anytime. Gotta stay focused lol.
9 years ago
no thanks
9 years ago
I considered creating a faux-profile as some random bitch, just for fun, but then realized I lacked the chattiness, self obsession, and undying drive to be accepted to make it believable..

Godspeed honey.











9 years ago
good god people, if I was going to post a fake picture wouldn't I would atleast get some tits in the pic and bypass hearing I'm worthless until I take my shirt off and etch mucho on my collarbone with a razor.

It's fucking real
9 years ago
We can't be too careful around here.
9 years ago
For that rant, I think you shall get the full mucho greeting:

"Hi, welcome to mucho. Fuck you, make with the tits or get the fuck out. (1)"




Works cited

(1) Balls_Malone et al. "The proper application of the full mucho greeting" muchosucko.com. 2005.
9 years ago
lmao fuckers
9 years ago
Ive got Facebook
9 years ago
well hey why don't you give her a "shoutout"
9 years ago
facebook wankers
9 years ago
thats uncalled for. i have lots of friends on Facebook
9 years ago
But none in real life.
9 years ago
Why do we hate this one?
9 years ago
we don't know yet
9 years ago
I really hate all the new girls. What happened to like starr, SMC, Hare, hell even like vicsin and snap. Girls that actually submitted and were for the most part witty and of age. Did youtube have a member sale?
9 years ago
Copied and pasted from an old thread I accidental posted it under. My bad.
9 years ago
Because she's a lying cunt. Show us your tits blondie.
9 years ago
That's ok, princess....can I copy and paste you?
9 years ago
I don't even know what your asking of me. Awww fuck, why not?
9 years ago
I am 19 and as far as not being "witty" i have barely said anything on here
9 years ago
I'm assuming you're America, 'cause lets face it, most people on here are. I know that 'britt' is quite possibly your name, but you said "3 grand" & grand is chiefly a British term for thousand which means it is also possible you're British & 'britt' is not in fact your name, but your nationality.

So, erm, basically, what I want to know is, what is it?
9 years ago
She's an American she isn't hard to find. I half assed cyber stalked her last night. I could tell you more but I don't speak Spanish.
9 years ago
I sent her a message she responded and we are now looking for a transexual midget and a pony to begin filming her porno debut.
9 years ago
Sweet
9 years ago
Pity she is American though. I could have possibly began to like her.
9 years ago
I'll let you have the pony when we're done with it.
9 years ago
I'm American, and God Damnit Irish I told you I didn't want the fuckin midget....unless it's in a banana costume
9 years ago
i'm not surprised irish is already stalking her, afterall her face looks just like ohsnaps.

perhaps they can become online boyfriend and girlfriend and he can "cheat" on snaps with her.

how long does it take for him to beg her for naked pictures and to turn on her when she doesn't give them you guys figure?

9 years ago
why the hell are you using dating sites anyway hockeybritt ;/

you are 19 and you play a primarily male watched sport... surely you don't need help finding a guy...

wtf brings people like this to my fucking site...

9 years ago
Seems I have some competition in the stalking game. I'll let you have her, yak. I only have eyes for Snap.
9 years ago
*britt, call me*
9 years ago
I don't think she is dumb enough to fall for Irish's bullshit.
9 years ago
and irish... you are the worlds worst internet stalker.

9 years ago
If she is, then I really am going to have to take the piss.
9 years ago
For the record, I never turned on anyone for not giving me naked pictures.
9 years ago
typing someones alias into a search engine... and then changing the br to an en to go from portuguese to english wasn't really hard to do...
finding someone like her, considering she is on pretty much every fucking dating site and social network site ever made isn't very difficult :P..


9 years ago
Why would he want naked pics of her when he's gay?
9 years ago
oranje never underestimate how desperate a person who signs up to like 300 dating sites is...

9 years ago
I fucking said, "she isn't hard to find", that was my whole point. I have no internet skills. If I could find her then anyone can.
9 years ago
"br to an en" I have no idea what that means.
9 years ago
I can pretty much check my email, go to Mucho, and find porn. Hell, I even had to get Snap to make my Myspace page for me.
9 years ago
um... you said you would know more if you spoke spanish... fyi its portuguese.. because okcupid has various translations br.okcupid = brazil.. en.okcupid = english.. see how that works now? :P

and don't brag about being that retarded.. if you can't set up a myspace account you probably shouldn't be allowed to use the internet at all...
thats like as bad as my mother for christ sake.. and she is 60....
9 years ago
I don't really consider being "the worlds worst internet stalker" an insult, by the way. I prefer to do my stalking up close and personal. Hense the restraining orders.
9 years ago
we should change TITS OR GTFO to READ MY BLOG OR GTFO, read my blog everyday and HockeyBitch will post her tits
9 years ago
In my defense, I never even tried, I just assumed it would be difficult.
9 years ago
All these dating sites? Really?

Come on Britt, admit it, you are in fact fat.
9 years ago
I wouldn't know Portugese from Spanish in print. The only exposure I've had to Portugese is having it yelled at me during practice and tournaments.
9 years ago
Lmao, I love how you talk about me like im worthless when your social life consists of mucho commenting
9 years ago
I think this is going to speed up her exit from here.

The words, "I'm not leaving anytime soon", have no, I repeat NO meaning on Mucho.
9 years ago
http://fr.okcupid.com/profile/hockeybritt/pictures/

...oops!
9 years ago
Mucho is much better than TV, which is really just a good source of light and sound for the corner of a room.
9 years ago
I live in a town of 923, not many way to meet people here in butt fuck minnesota
9 years ago
hockeybritt, are you trying to insult members of mucho when you in fact are signed up to every dating and social networking site in the entire world?
kettle.. meet pot..

9 years ago
Puck me....what a palaver
9 years ago
Wow.. the formula of this equation is surprisingly consistent and accurate...

hockeybritt... you are treading where hundreds of mucho girls have before... the results seem to always be the same....
9 years ago
haha 'plaver'

Nice one granddad!
9 years ago
A bunch of blokes get all "friendly" and scare them off?
9 years ago
Meh, we've all done worse Oranje. You more than most.
9 years ago
words like palaver have no place on here!!!

9 years ago
i'm an international player/pimp
9 years ago
Fancy a Werthers Original you young whippersnapper?
9 years ago
also fuck your gay town hockypuck
9 years ago
Who said there entire social life consisted of Mucho?
9 years ago
I bet you spend as much time signing your worthless ass up to dating sites as we do on Mucho. Well I doubt you spend more time than dik does, but you get my point.
9 years ago
No...Don't fuck Minnesota, fuck you. Just because you live in a tiny fucking meth town you stupid cunt. Minnesota is fucking awesome.
9 years ago
Haha I totally only saw the line that said fuck Minnesota....I neglected to see the butt. I don't take back my comment.
9 years ago
I bet sodomy is a lot more fun in a town like that though....
9 years ago
Palaver, palaver, palaver
9 years ago
are you giving me constructive criticism on how to spend time irish?
9 years ago
hockeyCore.
9 years ago
Facebook is like a free dating site
9 years ago
Did i mention that i have Facebook
9 years ago
Absolutely not. Since the time you spent on Mucho has obviously brought more results than the time she has spent on dating sites, I'd say you did quite well for yourself.
9 years ago
so are you guys trying to say mucho > dating sites?

9 years ago
In dik's case, yeah.
9 years ago
Hell, in espada's case too, for that matter.
9 years ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZL1d_CjAqE she quite the goalie
9 years ago
I do know a guy who joined a dating site & it still shagging 40 years old womrn on a bi-monthly basis.

How much luck you had on the dating site scene Brittany?
9 years ago
drumrave is a scary motherfucker.
9 years ago
http://www.minnesotacrunch.com/team_photos.htm she's #24

Isn't this ironic that all this came up on a vid called creeper?
9 years ago
Dang... girl holds her own on the ice... she'd prob cross-check you fuckers right the fuck out...
9 years ago
It looks like she knows how to keep her legs together.....damn
9 years ago
I'm sure there are plenty of young girls who would agree with you about drum, Irish.
9 years ago
This thread is just pure pwnage.
9 years ago
Holds her own against other girls.
9 years ago
I also found my facebook page
9 years ago
and her myspace, it's too easy when she uses the same name for everything
9 years ago
Your own? Congratulations.
9 years ago
I've played a lot of hockey in my day... the girl has skills....

Aside from all of this asinine commentary, I'd say the girl is alright....
9 years ago
pretty hard to find your own facebook page ;/

9 years ago
I don't play hockey, so I'll take your word for it.
9 years ago
oops I meant hers lol
9 years ago
She says she feeling cynical on myspace. I doubt she knows what that even means
9 years ago
You hockey player gotta stick together, huh Jerk?
9 years ago
Nice pun oranje...
9 years ago
This is definitely beyong creepy..
9 years ago
Welcome to the jungle, baby.
9 years ago
Welcome to Mucho!
9 years ago
Still here..
9 years ago
Just so you know, I'm looking for something that will take this beyond creepy, in the meantime
"HOCKEYBRITT - Perfect date. dinner and a hockey game"

"I'm definetely a big goofball i like to play around and joke alot i know when to be serious and im a very compassionate and caring person"
9 years ago
drums is in full stalk mode I see...
9 years ago
http://tinyurl.com/axc6by

that's where you went to high school

According to your myspace you're a hockey/sex god

and your b-day is october 11th
9 years ago
Careful, drum, remember why Jeff got banned.
9 years ago
Yep, it's drums default mode. I guess he wont go into hiding if this one bites back
9 years ago
drum reminds me of that kid in school that was funny but used to get his ass kicked because he never knew when to quit.
9 years ago
Yeah.. settle down there drums... did she even insult you?
9 years ago
wow.. so everyone isn't quite as creepy as drumrave?
9 years ago
I'd like to see some nudies of these chick. Drum get to work. If you can do it, I'll tell you how to make line


breaks.
9 years ago
I won't keep going but I found out where her mom lives and some other stuffs...
9 years ago
I have yet to personally insult anyone.. I wouldn't still be here if I didn't have some interest in all you wierdos
9 years ago
Hey Britt as this place is like a free online dating site ive got some space for you in my diary.
9 years ago
You wont find out the secret of the




break
9 years ago
Hank, I already figured out

how to do line breaks

It's really quite simple and just took a little bit of thought

I'm reading her blogs on myspace, it's more interesting then plantshit's blog
9 years ago
drumrave is going to get murdered for sure..it's only a matter of time
9 years ago
Sooner the better.
9 years ago
I'm assuming drumrave is typically "that guy"
9 years ago
Drum doesn't know how to line break?




Seriously?
9 years ago
Its like the 'b' in the abc's of Mucho.
9 years ago
hahahaha, I hope not!

Also, I have nothing against britt welcome to mucho. I won't be a creeper any more, and as a token of making it even, have fun seeing what you can find out
http://www.google.com/search?q=%22drumrave%22&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&aq=t&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a
9 years ago
Hi, Britt. My name is Hank. I have 23,545 comments. Wanna fuck?
9 years ago
thats the worst chatup line ever
9 years ago
I'm about to see if I can figure out one of my professor's passwords to change the links on his power point so I can rick roll the class!
9 years ago
Just remember who pulled back on his leash right before it got ugly.
9 years ago
College nerds gone wild!
9 years ago
Wow... its like a paradigm shift in pwnge on this thread.. hunter becomes hunted??
9 years ago
And yes.. I know.. paradigm is the most commonly misused word in the English language...
9 years ago
whatcha talkin bout jerk?
9 years ago
Hiya Britt. I have an MG ZT-T , wanna go for a 'ride' ?
9 years ago
Well.. it seemed for a sec, that she truly didn't care that you stole her identity.. and started calmly dissing you....
9 years ago
didn't steal it but I see what your talking about
9 years ago
You'll have to put the life-size doll in the back then, won't you?
9 years ago
as far as creepy people go on mucho, drumrave is for sure one of them.

9 years ago
just making a name for myself yak
9 years ago
Hiya britt, I have nothing against anal fisting as long as I am not on the receiving end. Wanna hang out sometime I live like 4 hours from you.
9 years ago
Let's not kid ourselves though guys... we're all just as sick and depraved...
9 years ago
You're bound to come across those guys in life, I just prefer to catch them in that point in time when they're getting their asses kicked..
9 years ago
Typical, if you want a nice, secluded venue for a 'meeting' with britt, I think I may have the perfect place...
9 years ago
Hiya Typical. My offer to give you a good fanny pounding still stands (fanny meaning vagina here in England)
9 years ago
Although i am willing to try trap No2
9 years ago
This thread got out of hand. All I wanted was for her to fellate me.
9 years ago
Hank, shut the fuck up about your comment count.

You've posted it up like 20 times for fuck sake. It is obvious you typing shit out for the sake of it just to further increase you total. Sad git.
9 years ago
Let's get some girl on girl action going, Typical and HockeyBitch. Video tape it. 4 hours away from the Mucho Hall of Fame.
9 years ago
Typical, if you take up Fugs offer, say hi to Nurse for me. Cheers!
9 years ago
hockeybritt is a peach....
9 years ago
Fugs - If nurse is there I am game.
Hank - Only if she lets me anally fist her so I can see tears.
Cheeky - Of course!
9 years ago
I see what I have gotten myself into..
I like it..
9 years ago
I would like to high stick you.
9 years ago
Nurse?

oops, I knew I was supposed to go back down there for some reason...
9 years ago
urkel i believe the proper term is "put it in your 5 hole"

9 years ago
You've killed Nurse! You Bastard!
9 years ago
Only if we can cuddle after..

As drumrave pointed out.. I do have a soft side :)
9 years ago
britt britt britt... you are now deleting your dating site accounts? sup with that...

9 years ago
don't tell me you have already cracked under a "stage 1 muchoing"

9 years ago
If that's true she ain't gonna last long. Not to mention if she complied to tits or GTFO the criticism might cause a suicide....(tape it.)
9 years ago
And so it begins.
Fucking guttersluts.
9 years ago
hockeybritt looks like my first love , she loved to cuddle too *sniff* *sniff*
9 years ago
Woa... I think I'm losing my lucidity... they're all coming out of the woodwork to witness the "initiation"... Hehehe...
9 years ago
Really?
I mean REALLLY?

*gag*
9 years ago
loserxlucidity has no place to talk in this thread... calling her a gutterslut? c'mon... get real... we know who the real gutterslut is here
9 years ago
yak just check out the cached site, it'll be there forever. That's how I was able to see her blogs on myspace
9 years ago
drumrave you mistake me for someone who actually cares anything about this person.

9 years ago
*cough*
I said "gutterslutSSSS" as in more then one as in not her but the lovely gentlemen.

I would never call the kettle black....
9 years ago
She probably had about 20 accounts at least. She has to forget about at least one
9 years ago
not sure why she really cares... you guys are pretty much harmless..

9 years ago
If hockeybritt gets out her tits we can make lucidity redundant, more redundant.
9 years ago
Then the only person whop will talk to her will be me, making me the alpha maleCore.
9 years ago
Honestly, I'm wanting her to become the new MS whore...It'll free up some time in my day.
9 years ago
Internet fight=every other girl on here would win


Hockey fight= I would win


Fist fight (their first up my ass)= we all win
9 years ago
My fist?
9 years ago
lucidity???????????
9 years ago
She's ok in my book.

And my penis is HUGE.
9 years ago
why don't you like meeeee
9 years ago
The MS whore Lucidity...? Don't give yourself that much credit.
9 years ago
Drumrave is one creepy sombitch though I'll give you that.
9 years ago
guess we need to find out if britt's had sex with 13+ people then, eh?
9 years ago
This more visceral side of Typical is hilarious.
9 years ago
I like her. My opinion doesn't matter to you all but..we don't say Balls gtfo now do we?
9 years ago
All of you are whores.
9 years ago
Lol.. gross dude.. I would never come back if that was an unspoken Mucho law....
9 years ago
I bet britt has a bangin' ass though.. with all that goaltendin'...
9 years ago
No, Shanny. Nor do we say "cunt or GTFO". If you show you me your chest, I'd be happy to show you mine.
9 years ago
Oranje is a cunt and should GTFO.
9 years ago
That wasn't very nice, now was it, James.
9 years ago
Shanny, there has been the rare male nudity from a muchoer.
9 years ago
Oranje, no, it wasn't.
9 years ago
I'll show my balls. I'm a team player like that.
9 years ago
Hey Oranje, go fuck yourself. Oh, you don't like when I type out my comment count? Why am I supposed to give a fuck what you like? If you don't like go fuck yourself with a dumbbell, you whiney little bitch.
9 years ago
Comment Count: 23,553.
9 years ago
I could have said cock picture i was just saying balls. how bout gouch lol
9 years ago
Tits for balls is a fair trade, I feel...I just don't think anyone wants to 300 pics of balls on this site...especially yak.
9 years ago
*to see
9 years ago
Mako? I never realised you were such a faggot.
And you are all pretty pathetic circling around this hockeybritt like starving vultures. I'm gonna talk like planty now. You must have not gurlfrend who like suck cock too nice,so u is try to make this girls see if can she suck. If yous guys here has womens, theys must be fat uglys ones, which gives you no sexes.
9 years ago
that was nothing like something plantshit would say.. what the fuck are you talking about.

9 years ago
I never said it was something he would say, but it's the 'way' he talks, when he's trying to act like he can't talk in correct E£nglish sentences.
Anyway, fuck you yak.
9 years ago
Wow! That typo was totally unintended, but great. You disagree?
9 years ago
no i just banned you.


9 years ago
come back in 10 days ... or not :P
Expires at: Sun Jan 25 04:35:00 -0500 2009
9 years ago
Hahaha!
9 years ago
Bout damn time...Besides Mako is a shark....what else would he do besides circle around his prey (I have no clue if sharks actually do that.)
9 years ago
Now everyone talk shit about Cruelfag for the next ten days. I bet he will have an aneurysm at the computer not being able to write paragraph responses.
9 years ago
There isn't really any sort of boundary with yak. Sometimes you can get away with murder and other times all you have to do is mention his name. Can be funny, unless I happen to be the recipient of the ban hammer.

& Cruel, did you not read the fucking thread? We weren't exactly flirting with her. I'm surprised she didn't leave.
9 years ago
^Comment Count: 7415
9 years ago
You're the only one of us who is sad enough to a fuck.

Yours is 80% of tiresome spammy comments from arguing with noobs, anyway.
9 years ago
*give a fuck
9 years ago
I'm at 12439.
9 years ago
Ya see, Orang, Irish finds enough time between trips to the gym to make a few comments. Why can't you? You are really underperforming.
9 years ago
Plus, you are a whinging, mincing twit.
9 years ago
A noncing pansy even.
9 years ago
I don't need to comment like you. I can put in one comment what would take you 3.
9 years ago
:)
9 years ago
no
9 years ago
you
9 years ago
can't
9 years ago
Yes I can
9 years ago
nope
9 years ago
I
9 years ago
certainly
9 years ago
can
9 years ago
give
9 years ago
it
9 years ago
a
9 years ago
go
9 years ago
12 thousand comments? Jeez. I don't think i have commented that much on my 5 years on Gayspace
9 years ago
12491 to be exact.
9 years ago
Since you asked.
9 years ago
oops, 12493.
9 years ago
For as much shit I talk I have very few comments
9 years ago
4239 now
9 years ago
Drum doesn't know how to line break?
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<br />Seriously?
9 years ago
l

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l

the hobbit

fails

and no

I don't know how to make a line break

*facepalm*
9 years ago
I am new here, but I will put it out there that I do fucking hate drumrave (though no one cares)

shut up, do the hellen keller and talk with your hips
9 years ago
Yes Typical, they actually do that. Welcome to Mucho, britt.
9 years ago
It's Helen...fucking dipshit.
Honestly, Drummie gets better...Once you see his tits everything seems so much better in the world.
9 years ago
P.S. That wasn't a insult Drum.
I love ya.
9 years ago
Lucidity, settle down
I understand you're angry..
If I was the most popular whore on the site and I thought some bitch was gunna come in and steal my slut thunder I'd be a bit angry too..but dont worry baby, I'm sure you'll always be their number one. My tits aren't coming out.
9 years ago
you're a guy
9 years ago
AHAHAHAHAHAHA Go Britt.
9 years ago
Noone here likes Lucid, she is a stupid whore. She isn't our favourite anything.

Shanny is just a dumb tart too. So fat Britt, all we know about you is that you enjoy dating.
9 years ago
hockeybritt, most people hate me on the internets, but give it time and I'll grow on you I'm harmless, I swear just look at this face

http://www.muchosucko.com/show/d_to_the_rumrave-40457/search
9 years ago
So far*
9 years ago
I take back what i said about hockkybrit , she is clearly not a peach but a prune
9 years ago
Weird way of getting some, but whatever works...
9 years ago
Ha Ha the audio is hilarious they fuckin sound like jawas. i don't know if that sounds like it for you guys but it does for me.
9 years ago
Ha ha. You sound like a faggot.
9 years ago
for anyone interested here is the original. I dont know why the sound is like it is on here, but it is different in the orig.
9 years ago
oops forgot the link:
http://video.xnxx.com/video92252/older_man_fuck_sleeping_girls
9 years ago
we dont have failures on here
9 years ago
Just you.
9 years ago
Surely there's more
9 years ago
And you.
9 years ago
Now, play nice Hanky
9 years ago
You mean, "Nice play, Hanky."
9 years ago
No....no I don't
9 years ago
Yes....yes, you do!

Now stfu.
9 years ago
No I don't. Deal with it you fuck
9 years ago
HankChinaski - spreading spam across the world like it's WWII again.
9 years ago
I thought that was what girls called you - "Something Posing As Meat".
9 years ago
Yes, you do. Fuck you, deal with it.
9 years ago
Sorry is this a 10 minute argument or the full half hour? Oh, and fuck you!
9 years ago
hot bitches
9 years ago
Great tits...
9 years ago
recover password
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