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Guy wants to know why chicks won't talk to him

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by drumrave

submitted January 12th 2009

116 comments
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comments (116)
DrumRave's name is Eric?
9 years ago
It's Fries.
9 years ago
hank tries to play it off...
9 years ago
Huh? I don't get.
9 years ago
I can get women to talk to me on Facebook.
9 years ago
Are you popular and successful on Facebook?

That's really cool.
9 years ago
I love you Hank.
9 years ago
i do have quite a few friends on there
9 years ago
Saying that to Hanky wont make him like you any , he's very picky about who he chooses as pals. Thats why me and him get on so well.
9 years ago
I like what you did there.
I hope you're not trying to imply 'Hanky' only likes lonely, gay retards who troll social networking sites in hope of scoring a cock pipe for the evening?
9 years ago
hahaha...cock pipe.
9 years ago
Since when did we come to terms, you little whining bitch?

Go fuck yourself with a fir tree.
9 years ago
Somebody will think that was funny.
9 years ago
Hahaha, that's hilarious!
9 years ago
Im still laughing over the fir tree bit.
9 years ago
Me, too. Did you think I was laughing at your comment?
9 years ago
No i was follow up posting because it was so fucking funny I couldnt help but come back to this thread and let you know how funny i think you are.
9 years ago
I think so, too. Did you think I care even in the slightest what you think of me?
9 years ago
i think you are funny Hanky and i know that you do care what i think
9 years ago
I like how he added "I'm not ugly."
9 years ago
Hint: you're an ass trying to pick up girls on facebook. By definition, you fail.
9 years ago
yep
9 years ago
Nothing wrong with getting pussy on-line. If you can actually get it.
9 years ago
Facebook isn't for that, though.. it's mostly to add elementary and high school girls, check the pics, and maybe fap on them.
9 years ago
...except Facebook was University-only students until a couple years ago...
9 years ago
Girls are 99% bitches. thats just how it is.
9 years ago
no
girls are 99% fat, ugly, and manipuative...and the remaining 1% are (actually really) DOGS...

(dont mind me, i just havent gotten laid for a few weeks)
9 years ago
My wife is an angel. My daughter is a princess.
9 years ago
*silently hates all Asian women*
9 years ago
a few "weeks"?
9 years ago
So I'm okay then possum?
9 years ago
shotgun first on the angel
9 years ago
are not :(
9 years ago
Bukowski2
HankChinaski says:

My wife is an angel. My daughter is a princess.
9 Hours Ago
stfu loser
9 years ago
Haha. I guess since your family hates you, you are a little bitter.

Don't worry Chris things will turn out good for you too, someday...maybe.
9 years ago
unlikely
9 years ago
Stfu dik. Just because.
9 years ago
I love you dik.
9 years ago
i'm not accepting apologies till monday
9 years ago
I'm a reformed man. You see if I'm not. Please can I be your pal. :{
9 years ago
(I hope your sarcasmdar is functional).
9 years ago
There's a lot of love in Mucho tonight.
9 years ago
A lot of love.
9 years ago
yes , i think im feeling that
9 years ago
love is gay
9 years ago
What is love?
9 years ago
"Baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more."
9 years ago
Fuck you Whunu!
9 years ago
Wasn't there a music video posted on here about this?
9 years ago
Chris Hansen's blog.
9 years ago
I looked for this on yahoo answers. The reply with the most votes for best answer is a ascii picture of pedobear
9 years ago
Maybe he should try Yearbook
9 years ago
Maybe you should try queerbook.
9 years ago
He already did. His application failed on the 'What do you like most in a guy's ass?' question - 'my cock' wasn't an acceptable response apparently.
9 years ago
Your implication of me being gay would have been funny had it not been for the fact that joke has been posted as picture submission today.
9 years ago
No, it's still funny.
9 years ago
Awww. I love you Hank. See, Skeletor and He-Man CAN live in harmony. And duh, fries the perpetual retard strikes again...that submission was indeed my basis for that quip. Nice self-pwnage there.
9 years ago
Shut up, Cruel, you suck.
9 years ago
:(
9 years ago
you know i really hate those fucking faces?
9 years ago
:)
9 years ago
:0)
9 years ago
(_8^(I) ftw
9 years ago
m(-_-)m

This is a common one in Japan. The small ms are hands. It's supposed to be a person bowing to the floor from a kneeling position, to show either respect or humility.
9 years ago
Thanks for that, Hank.
9 years ago
Rise, my son.
9 years ago
Who would bow to you?

You couldn't get a bow wow if you were a dog breeder.
9 years ago
Do you rap these days?
9 years ago
Maybe. Let's see.

I just took a nap on my sofa. It was nice.
My wife's a Jap. She likes to cook flied lice.

(That's a warm-up)

I write raps like dogs take craps
Little bits get caught up in they ass hair
Like little kids are all snotty little bastards
I write raps like internet slaps
They make no noise and it doesn't hurt after
I tap ass like lottery cash
Big talk, small cock, flesh-light master
I write rhymes that make no sense
I bite the dimes hat gays yo bent
You make me laugh, Shoehead, Poohead
Silly stupid fucker, big cocksucker
Weak as shit pussy punch thrower, cock blower, ass shower....
yada yada, something, something
you suck and I'm obviously better than you
9 years ago
You couldn't get a bow wow if you were a dog breeder.
Cock kneeder, nose bleeder, fast feeder feeling breezes in your back door
'cause you need to shut your ass more
fucking soft ass sophmore
licking fucking soft serve scat porn
You're boring and bored out, applecored out, whored out holy
like ramadan, moldy swiss cheese slobbered on
9 years ago
Sorry Hank. This is nothing personal, but I can't let a rap battle go without an adequate response...

As I wank through the shadow of the
valley of death I take a look at Hank's wife, and realise she does much meth,
Coz Skank's been fapping and barfing so long - that eeeven his momma thinks he's been here too long,
But I ain't never hurt a noob that didn't deserve it - me getting out burned? You know it's unheard of.
You betta watch how ya postin, and how ya be boastin...because yooo and your nuts might be pictured - you dork.
*We been spendin too much time jerkin off to scat and tra-n-svestites...we been spendin too much time believin all the lies of the Mucho tough guys*.
You reallly hate my dick, coz it make ya choke,
As I creep I see you gaggin on my penis-coke,
I'm the kinda troll all you lil homos wanna be like - droppin to ya knees spittin my cum in the street lights...
*We been loookin at Hank's wife playin cut his balls with a rusty ole knife...we been wastin too much time sayin gay, fuck, fag instead of havin a life*
Forget the masturbation...I wan be tastin,
I can't have a normal life...I was raised by this shit-pie.
FUCK. I'm not doing this. But...tell me whyyy are-aweee so bliiiind to see, that the king of rap is not Hankeee?

9 years ago
^Major fucking fail
9 years ago
give me a fucking break
9 years ago
Bonaduce? Eat shit and die noob.
ElfPiss. Sure, where do you want the break?
9 years ago
HAHAHAHA worst comment ever
9 years ago
wait....you're rapping?...are you fucking serious?
9 years ago
I think I'm gonna change careers and be a middle aged white rapper with zero street cred.

Wait! I once saw a gun fired at a party. Does that buy me any street cred?
9 years ago
What moi? Serious? No. Delirious...insincere at this, and the noobs with us, tryin to cause a fuss.
:-)
9 years ago
Shit! What counts as middle-aged these days? Not 32 I hope...or I'm fucked.
9 years ago
Ya piss weak, ya get golden showers by the hour
Cock gagging, ball grabbing little faggot
Ya got more men and mens melting in yer mouth
Than George Michael at Elton John's house
Ugly motherfucker, if you was straight all your bitches'd be from the gutter
Sewer rats and fat
Greasy tits and cig butts
Overhands and uppercuts
Underhanded reach arounds
Tranny bananny surgery and dick cuts
Men in mascara, They'll scare ya off your knees
Back alley blow jobs and ass greaze
You just ripped stockings and stank
You could never be Hank
9 years ago
Featuring the verbal stylings of Hank (the Wank) Chinaski....
9 years ago
ok well...i'll let you MCs sort this out...keep it gay
9 years ago
There is nothing gay about rap.

Except for all the references to you sucking my dick.
9 years ago
Wank?
You got less skills than Hollywood Hogan's frills,
Take out less noobs than a bad attorney writes wills,
Thrills? Pleease nigga you don't know those,
You got frost-bitten bollocks from yo grand momma's nose,
Knows? Of course she do,
She been rubbin that icy thang all over you boo,
Boo! Jump back..wid ya sticky ass-crack,
Sewn up tighter from cum than a tranny's ball sack.
Rack em up rack em in...Cruel's jus about to begin,
To dismantle yo ass like a quarterback's pass,
Straight to the front..smooth as 18 year-old cunt,
Cut fresh from the tree where the fruit-shoppers hunt.
Wurd.
9 years ago
nothing gay about rap?^
9 years ago
my name is dik and i'm fresh like an orange.......
9 years ago
How a'peeling...
9 years ago
Tick tock tick tock nigga...
*Taps pink, plastic watch, and hold chin
9 years ago
elpiss is gay
horses eat hay
I'mma get drunk today
noobs are my prey
I'm here to stay
elpiss never makes his johns pay
my shirt is grey
in 4 months it'll be May
9 years ago
rhyming is gay
9 years ago
Well, I'm definitely astounded.
Is your dice stuck on the 'gay' side dik. Try throwing it up in the air.
9 years ago
Rhyming is fun.
9 years ago
That was very poetic, Gruel. I applaude you. Haha.
9 years ago
I like how Cruel put little choruses in his raps using *these*. That's pretty funny.

Wow, it's just like a song.
9 years ago
See what good my banning did me? I've come back so agreeable haven't I? I missed you guys so much, it hurt. Deep inside. :(
Yeah ty btw. The stars brought it to life, no?
9 years ago
It was very lively.
9 years ago
Hate you guys
9 years ago
He should start sending them pictures of his genitals. It works every time.
9 years ago
Ive been banned from many dating sites for asking females if they have any naked photos of themselves they could send me.
9 years ago
Why am I not surprised?
9 years ago
Good night.
9 years ago
Gotta be damn near 3 a.m. where you live, Hank. Sleep well, and dream teenage schoolgirls.
9 years ago
seeya tomorrow dude
9 years ago
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