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A little bit of Mitch

R.I.P. Still funny to this day.

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by Mako

submitted January 10th 2009

103 comments
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He is funny as fuck.
9 years ago
too funny for this world, sadly... just like the rest, except for jim carrey's lucky ass
9 years ago
Mitch Headberg & Bill Hicks are both great examples of how the greats die young.
9 years ago
Jim Carrey isn't funny....any more.
9 years ago
At least Bill Hicks called his exact death in one of his routines. I love that man.
9 years ago
^^one of the few times you could say that on MS and get away with it
9 years ago
yea metal except typical is a split bottom
9 years ago
Yeah, but Typical's fine. As long as she does what she's told!
9 years ago
i just wish Typs would hang out here a little more often :(
9 years ago
She should be getting back to my basement, but I'm too tired to get her.
9 years ago
haha
9 years ago
url to typs tit post?
9 years ago
maybe, if you shut up a little bit
*dangles carrot, hides big stick*
9 years ago
i'm afraid i can't do that...
if i stop talking, i start thinking!
9 years ago
^still thinks digital watches are the "in" thing
9 years ago
at least i have my towel
9 years ago
willan haven onbeen towelen
9 years ago
meat, could you at least make yourself useful and rustle up a pizza for your bro possum?
9 years ago
oh, and let lucid deliver it...i'll give her a tip she'll never forget
9 years ago
i knew it, your using recipricersexclusions
9 years ago
that sounds like a S.E.P.
9 years ago
WHOP
9 years ago
damn, i expected 42adams to chime in by now
9 years ago
naah , 42 seems to check in every week or so at best...unlike our sorry selves
9 years ago
can't be sorry if don't have any shame :)
9 years ago
brilliant
9 years ago
not funny
9 years ago
^not straight
9 years ago
I think I heard the bed jokes on the radio one time. Laughed my ass off XD haha
9 years ago
His first album was the best. His last one wasn't that great.
9 years ago
the best is his bootleg stuff where he's just trying out jokes and they dont make sense
9 years ago
That's kinda what his 1st album is. He's just reading off a list.
9 years ago
I hated this fuck... The glasses... He thought he was so cool...
9 years ago
He wore them because of stage fright, dipshit.
9 years ago
don't forget about the immense amount of opiats and hallucinagens
9 years ago
or the fact he was a dbag

9 years ago
^ agreed. Him militant followers have forever sullied his name. Most of them didn't even know he existed until after he died.
9 years ago
*his
9 years ago
Militant followers? Can't some people just think he's funny?
9 years ago
He is nowhere near as funny as Dane Cook.
9 years ago
Or Carrot Top.
9 years ago
You really think Dane Cook is funny?
9 years ago
nobody thinks dane cook is funny except dane cook ...and a bunch of assholes
9 years ago
Andrew dice clay, Now that guys was funny.But now he cant even hang with Jackie the joke man.
9 years ago
Only teenage girls think Dane Cook is funny.
9 years ago
yak told me Dane Cook was his favorite comedian.
9 years ago
Dane Cook < Carlos Mencia
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Carlos Mencia Blows
9 years ago
my favorite comedian for standup currently is easily ricky gervais his standup routine is ridiculous

9 years ago
This guy wasn't very funny. Ricky Gervais is a natural...but one hell of an arrogant little fat fucker.
9 years ago
comedian: *fart sound*
MS user who doesn't like mitch: haha lol so funny!
9 years ago
ricky gervais isn't arrogant.. thats just his character.. thats part of the routine which makes it funny

9 years ago
Ricky gervais is an great comedian, have you ever seen any of eddie izzard or jimmy carr's stuff yak? its some funny shit.
9 years ago
for sure, that froods alright
9 years ago
"MS user who doesn't like mitch: haha lol so funny!"
Wtf, you stupid noob - don't think so highly of yourself to assume you know 'what a MS user should/should not like'. I didn't realise everyone who comes to MS has to like all the same things. You're a generic pube that gets stuck to the pecker helmet. Don't assume everyone else is the same as you...although...there are a few kids on this site who shouldn't be here - kids like you.
yak? I'm afraid Ricky Gervais IS that arrogant. Yes, it is part of his routine, but he honestly is that conceited in real-life too. He's a guy that hit stardom out of nowhere in his late 30s, knows his talents, and is not at all afraid to let everyone know what they are. I've seen numerous interviews with those closest to him, who confirm he really loves himself...and is one of these short, fat, narcissists to boot. Part of his charm I guess you could say.
9 years ago
Shutup
9 years ago
Fuck off, cunt.
9 years ago
i in no way did i said what i thought a MS user should like, i just made a commentary of those who do not like mitch.....
besides, no one likes you so S the F up
9 years ago
Ricky Gervais is not a great comedian, he's a stuck up cunt!He's a big-head who thinks that you should find everything he says funny. I hope somebody shoots him.
9 years ago
Are you trying to talk again, you fucking stinking noob?
1. When are you gonna learn to form adequate sentences that convey your points?
2. You're a useless little momma's boy who's hopped on the PC whilst she's out (again).
3. Don't assume to know who does or does not like me here...or feel you are entitled to express any opinion here at all.
You are nothing more than a worthless little pustule on the ass-crack of this site...and your attempts to 'make a name' and try to buddy up to other regs by attempting to dis me, are both laughable and extremely embarrassing, boy.
*Ignore the noob named 'Metalface' mode is now fully operational.
9 years ago
yes! no more infantile cruel essays..
thanks, you made my year
9 years ago
...it always makes me laugh when people like this douche provide their Myspaces. I take one look at them, and think 'Ahhh. Now I get it.' Your 'MrFirstMustacheandGoatee' looks really cool. Jesus H Christ.
9 years ago
funny story, since he didn't check out the link, that myspace url is a joke, like the rest of my personal info.... except the latin a-2-m porn
9 years ago
funny story - nobody here checks out anything listed by noobs, unless it's just to pwn them...
just fucking relax, dude! none of the old-timers give a flying fuck about me, and i've been here ten times longer than YOU...
as smerf once told me, long ago: "hang around long enough, and you'll get it, roadkill"
9 years ago
see this face: -_-
calm as hindu cows
9 years ago
now keep that up for the next 6 to 18 months
9 years ago
I think Cruel and MetalFart are both ok.

9 years ago
yeah? well try sharing a bathroom with either of them for a week or so...PIGS, that's what they are...
PIGS!
9 years ago
you said you wanted me to keep my boxers there so you could sniff 'em, wtf?
9 years ago
*Ignore Metalface mode temporarily lifted, for diagnostic reasons.
Since I am clearly not as smart as you...could you please clarify something?
Are you trying to say the Myspace page...which is set to private, has up-to-date access, is under the name 'Beserker/Metalface'(you too, are 'Russian'), has a pic of some doofus-looking guy with a back-turned black baseball cap with a gay smile...sporting a 1994-style stache/goatee combo...along with clothing-style from the same era (brown check shirt....nice) that's NOT you...25 from California, and pushing a bike that seems to have unfeasibly-short handle bars?
That's NOT you, right? Hmmm. That's some genius work there...a lot of work went into that 'joke'.
That's beautiful man...
9 years ago
You know there's only a postcount on mucho, right? No wordcount.
9 years ago
zowie!
9 years ago
he's a long winded little douche isn't he
9 years ago
Clutching at straws now Catweazel.
9 years ago
fuck, that's a real profile? oh well... you can go back to ignoring me please
9 years ago
i changed it to 'myface' now, happy? wait, you'll never be happy, nevermind
9 years ago
So that WASN'T you then? Okay. Phew. Coz that guy pushing the bike looks like a real douchey, momma's boy. But hey, at least you...I mean HE lives in Cali. Besides, I kinda thought 25 would be too old to be you.
I have to go back out to the gym now...and won't be responding for a long time...so consider that an 'ignore Metalnoob mode' by default.
9 years ago
yes! =)
9 years ago
"If you lost your wallet its hard to dance"
9 years ago
"if you are flammable and have legs, you are never blocking a fire-exit"
9 years ago
"Alcoholism is a disease, but its the only disease you can get yelled at for having...dammit otto, your a drunk...dammit otto, you have lupus...one of those doesn't sound right"
9 years ago
"someone asked me if i wanted a frozen banana, i said no, but i want regular banana later soooo, yeah"
9 years ago
This is your comedian. This is your comedian on drugs.
9 years ago
No shit. That amount of jokes should have taken him about 4 times that long.
9 years ago
"I like sandwiches made with three slices of bread.

So do I.

We should start a club!"
9 years ago
this guys funny but this particular thing is on tv here all the time..
9 years ago
http://www.muchosucko.com/show/12970
but it does not work... so i guess that's ok
9 years ago
failing it up a ton as usual huh kboy?
9 years ago
what are you talking about dik? I submitted this same thing two years ago. How is that a fail you fucking red neck retard?
9 years ago
First you have the cheek to accuse someone of 'yelling obnoxiously' & now someone else of being a 'red neck retard'.
9 years ago
Stop yelling obnoxiously, O-rang, you yellow-teethed, red-neck retard.
9 years ago
"have the cheek" Do you realize how gay that sounds?
9 years ago
*shrugs*

It is a common expression.
9 years ago
This is like one of the only clips people ever show of him, it's great but it's old now. Post some others, with the yogurt joke this time!
9 years ago
The best one ever: "I played golf, I'm not good at golf, I never got good at it, never got a hole in one...but I did hit a guy. And that's WAY more satisfyin'. You're supposed to yell 'Fore.' But I was too busy mumblin', 'There ain't no way that's gonna hit him.'"
9 years ago
haha yeah that one's good too. Reminds me of "I play tennis, the thing that is depressing about tennis is that no matter how good I get, I'll never be as good as the wall, I played a wall once, they're fuckin relentless"
9 years ago
His jokes are hilarious even when I read them, because I can actually picture how he would say the words.I don't think there will ever be another like Mitch.
9 years ago
or george carlin
9 years ago
"I saw a human pyramid once....

It did NOT need to exist."
9 years ago
dude, we're doing quotes on different thread
9 years ago
No no Hank "I saw a human pyramid once...it was totally unnecessary"
9 years ago
a human pyramid would be a bad place to bury a king
9 years ago
We don't like Mitch, we love him. Not because we compared him to another comedian and decided he was funnier, we love him because he's beautiful.
9 years ago
Here is another one of Mitch on MS
http://www.muchosucko.com/show/9992
9 years ago
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