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DejaVu

american military going for the right causes

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by JackingJumpFlash

submitted January 9th 2009

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As a member of the military im a little pissed by this, atleast comparing it to Iwo jima, Im not saying this war isnt about Oil, but comparing it Vietnam or the indian wars would be better.
9 years ago
in what war did u serve in the iraq war?
9 years ago
Ive been in the Army for a year. I havent deployed yet, Im leaving for Afghanistan in the fall.
9 years ago
Don't drop the soap.
9 years ago
why u saying comparing it to vietnam would be better ?
9 years ago
just the political reasons and, the hippie shit going on at the time.
9 years ago
rish? i see what you did there
9 years ago
so you agree this war is about oil?
9 years ago
ohhh ok then fair enough .
9 years ago
im pretty sure this war is about oil george bush is an oil man. well lets just see what obama does to our country , tommorow he gets to be in office . finally glad to see the white house a colored house now
9 years ago
This war has its problems sure, but the politicians and media would just stop tying our hands behind our back and let us fight the war to the military's fullest capabilities this war would have ending a long time ago. But the retard hippie and politicians expect us to fight a war and not break a thing or kill anyone. Fuck maybe they should just take away our M4s and give us pepper spray and tazers, and we'll just ask the insurgents to please stop. Fuck that Im trained to kill let me fucking kill, dont make me radio in if I have permission to return fire if Im being shot at. I just hate it when people who dont have a fuckin clue how to run a military/war try and tell us how to fight or run the military so it PC or whatever. Its war people die, civilians too, just get over it and let me do my job. Ok im dont ranting now
9 years ago
yea that must suck , ohhh some guy has an ak47 and is aiming at me and firing , can i shoot him back sergeant ??? yea i heard about that whole ask before u shoot thing
9 years ago
It's funny because American recruiters target ghettos and impoverished places, whereas Canadian recruiters target educated centres with well-informed citizens.
9 years ago
"Well, it seems to me, sir, that God gave me a special gift, made me a fine instrument of warfare. Well, what I mean by that, sir, is... if you was to put me and this here sniper rifle anywhere up to and including one mile of 'Osama Bin Laden' with a clear line of sight, sir... pack your bags, fellas, war's over. Amen."
9 years ago
No, Im on recruiter assistant duty right now and we mainly target high schools, especially ones with jrotc(gives us a start). Officer recruiters cruise the colleges and white collar areas. Enlistees, it really depends on what job we need to get filled, if its something stupid like a cook or grunt we try and talk to the kids who might now be able to get into college, while smart job like Intel or engineer we usually go for the normal kids. We avoid complete dumb shits or at least try to, cause you never know, you might get stuck in a humv with him one day. I myself am an infantrymen, just working recruiting till i get new orders.
9 years ago
lol , your a recruiter that looks at mucho sucko how awesome.
9 years ago
People in the army are always such wankers. I'm glad they're always getting killed.
9 years ago
I like how this fuckety fuck shitbag public secrecy comes in here blowing shit out his cockhole about how "american recruiters" recruit from the ghettos,then gets put in his faggoty place.You stupid fuckers must hear a rumor and just run with it huh?Like a bunch of school cunts.

And as to the idea the this war is/was about oil...WHAT FUCKIN OIL?
such douchebaggery..hear a fuckwit and repeat what you hear as fact
9 years ago
When I was in college those fuckers were everywhere on our campus recruiting. I felt bad whenever they got shit from some hippies though because they're only doing their jobs. It's the fucking person's decision on whether or not they want to join. I went to the Navy recuriter right outta HS on the same fucking day about 2000 hippies had a sit-in style prostest at the fucking office. Talk about shit heads. I'm LOOKING for info about joining and some Charles Manson looking fuck yells out "Baby killer!"...fuck I hate hippies.
9 years ago
SillyMAys, you don't know what he fuck you are talking about. STFU, now.
9 years ago
war...what is it good for?
9 years ago
@GimmieAFreshie: gas chamber attendants at auschwitz also only were "doing their jobs". so what could be wrong about following orders... right?

@ArrogantBastard: i hope you'll die a slow and painful death in afghanistan. burning alive would be fine for me...
9 years ago
See your reason the Chinese army will just walk right in and take over. People need to just realize that war is apart of our nature. there will always be bad people, and people will always have to stand up and fight them. "The only thing necessary for evil to triumph is for good men to do nothing" Edmund Burke.
9 years ago
Arrogant, some would aguee that we are the evil.

Romeo, of course the gas guys were just following orders and if the order came from a bunch of guys who were killing people chances are you would have been killed for not following them.
9 years ago
*argue
9 years ago
How do you guys manage to shoot you allies so often is you have to get permission to return fire?

You see Brits, ask for permission to shoot, somehow get it & then start killing.

Just how fucked up is your system?
9 years ago
Maybe when we hit you faggy Brits it isn't an accident.
9 years ago
@Romeo: I and everyone else has a choice on whether or not to join the military when being recruited. The Jews didn't have a choice on whether or not they would ultimately be killed.

Apples & Oranges dumbass.
9 years ago
Well OJ, when you consider that basically the americans drove out militias from areas that the British left when they couldn't, I question who's system is fucked up the most.
9 years ago
How does it look when you take into account that fact that the actions of the Americans are directly responsible for thousands of people joining the militias.

The Brits wear berets & patrol the street in order to build relations & win the hearts & minds. All whilst you guys are kidnapping people, destroying houses & running over peoples cars with tanks.

Smooth.
9 years ago
If it was upto me, we wouldn't be there.
9 years ago
It isn't like you guys would be missed.
9 years ago
In my High School, there never were a lot of computers, but there always were plenty of military recruiters...
9 years ago
Is that why Obama wants us to send more to Afghanistan, Irish?

When was the last time you did anything without us? Vietnam?

You mugs need us.
9 years ago
We don't need the Brits! Why do you think we kicked you out in the first place?! *Shakes fist*

I do appreciate you guys giving us Monty Python & the James Bond Franchise though.

But Pierce & Craig suck balls. They fucked the routine up.
9 years ago
FUCK YOU....I think Craig is a great bond, much less comical.
9 years ago
Connery > Moore > Everyone else.
9 years ago
James Bond is a fag.
9 years ago
Bond is fucking awesome.

Or was at least.
9 years ago
All those hot Bond girls must've been for show, right 1rish? I still get wood when I see Ursula Andress walk out of the waves in Dr. No
9 years ago
Seymour in Live n Let Die...geahhhhhhhh. n_n
9 years ago
Irish didn't notice the Bind girls.
9 years ago
James Bond is a fag.
9 years ago
You wish
9 years ago
Craig is at least a very good Bond. He's more gritty and tough than suave. It's a new style Bond and I thought the first one was very good.
9 years ago
He's the closest Bond to the character in the books, but it's Connery for my money.

9 years ago
our democracy is a farce
9 years ago
Get over it bald pud
you arent going anywhere
9 years ago
is this a recent discovery?
9 years ago
*(to you)
9 years ago
So what. Lets suck all the oil out of the middle east. Once it's all gone the middle east is pretty much useless. So just nuke all those sand niggers and bring a little peace to world.
9 years ago
Pretty much useless?
9 years ago
"So just nuke all those sand niggers and bring a little peace to world."

Might as well nuke the entire human race.
9 years ago
Too bad the oil STILL belongs to the Saudis and STILL remains in their hands.
9 years ago
The middle east does produce dates and camels , so not completely useless
9 years ago
those guys are airsofters.
9 years ago
At least the picture makes sense now. I always wondered how fucking heavy that flag pole must have been for it to take 4 guys to raise it.
9 years ago
It's 'cause you guys are weak. The smallest European would stuck that flagpole into the ground with one hand, whilst giving the cameraman the finger with the other.
9 years ago
Any european would stick the flagpole up his ass first.
9 years ago
...sans lube.
9 years ago
Stuck it into the ground with one hand afterwards nonetheless.
9 years ago
This makes no sense at all
9 years ago
I would just like to point out just how much more dignified we are than you lot. I just turned to the inauguration ceremony of Obama. Some fat cunt with a goatee makes a speech, quoting shit from from the bible & claiming that colour doesn't matter (haha) & people are in the crowd hugging & crying.

Have your vote, let the presidents swap houses & have fucking done with it. It takes us 2 weeks, it takes you 2 tedious years!

I'm not even going to watch Obama's speech. The backward nobs in the crowd will just infuriate me.
9 years ago
I'm optimistic about the man but he hasn't done shit all yet.
9 years ago
fucking terrible choice oranje i agree...what a fucking douche that preacher was..
9 years ago
on the other hand congratulations you american scums
9 years ago
All the losers here at work are watching it now. Cool people like me actually went for lunch and are on stupid websites now.
9 years ago
I'm optimistic about him giving the suckers one final screwing then telling everyone they have to pitch in to dig their own fucking graves.
9 years ago
The people in the crowd are like those fucking retarded bitches that fall for one guy after the next, thinking "this time it's different" and they end up getting fucked over and over until they're 50 and they marry some half-dead alcoholic cunt because no one else wants to look at them anymore.
9 years ago
Your analogies are generally spot on, Wanko. Unless they are about me or the British in general, then they suck!
9 years ago
I don't make analogies when it comes to the brits. I just say they're a bunch of prancing fags with no fucking balls and leave it at that.
9 years ago
Here comes the part where "financial advisers" tells their customers how cheap stocks are right now and how expensive they will be after Obama fixes the economy in 5 months and we get a sucker's rally before the hammer comes down and smites the idiots into poverty.
9 years ago
A bunch of prancing fags with no fucking balls like a fox!
9 years ago
hehe
9 years ago
haha so true El-Wanko. I was listening to the radio then Obama's speech came on and I instantly turned off that bullshit.
9 years ago
i seriously doubt wanko would care for your endorsement you faggy fail-machine
9 years ago
Is the word 'wanker' acceptable in America?

On Family Guy, Stewie went to England 'cause of some TV show. When he finally got there, he tried speaking to some bint dressed like a princess who just said "Piss off you grotty litte wanker".
9 years ago
What do you mean by 'acceptable'? It's not a common term here, so sometimes it's used just to sound funny.

If you're asking if it would get censored on TV, then the answer is no. Even the pussy networks that would cut Total Recall down to a 40 minute movie would still let 'wanker' go.
9 years ago
wanker means different things in different parts of north america...
where i come from someone who is a wanker is like a big loser... but where i live now a wanker is a person who is a big like... metal head from the 80's, which where i'm from would be known as 'skids'

9 years ago
I thought it was pretty funny that it got onto Family Guy, since it's a pretty harsh term here.

Since the woman was British, the meaning of what she said was meant to be pretty offensive. I think they used the perfect word. It is a term that we use but they got away with it 'cause the FCC didn't know what it really meant.

Family Guy: 1
FCC: 0
9 years ago
Oranje is a wanker.
9 years ago
A grotty one, no less.
9 years ago
I wish death upon you both!
9 years ago
Simpsons used it a few times in one episode. It doesn't matter here. It's simply not on anyone's list of shit you can't say on TV.
9 years ago
That reminds me of CityTV again. Dik you remember how they'd have movies, but they couldn't allow "motherfucker" on the air so they'd bleep out the "mother" part? That shit was funny.
9 years ago
Pretty sure Peggy Bundy's middle name was "Wanker" too.
9 years ago
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