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How to steal a car.

That stupid cunt deserved it.

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by Greven

submitted January 8th 2009

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awesome, I'm going to be getting a new car soon >:)
9 years ago
i have a 1992 Yugo with only 43,000 miles...give me $952 and she's yours, drum
9 years ago
a 92 with ONLY 43,000 how on earth?
9 years ago
Im willing to be thats all he could get out of it in between repairs
9 years ago
bet
9 years ago
I have a '72 Ford Capri with only 55,000 miles on it.
9 years ago
I have '06 Mitisubishi Galant se with 34,500 miles on it
9 years ago
I have an A3 with only 9500 miles on the clock and it was a cracking bargain
9 years ago
I'm gonna have an A3 soon, where do you live cheekyvcov?
9 years ago
Audis are for Volvo drivers who try to not look like Volvo drivers.
9 years ago
Of course they are....
9 years ago
I have a 1996 Ford F-250 with 133000 on it. But most of the time it sits in my drive.
9 years ago
I make my wife carry me on her back whenever I want to go somewhere.
9 years ago
We have a 1998 Chevy Lumina in the fleet with 365,000 miles on it. Original engine, original transmission. It blew an exhaust manifold gasket last week, but as soon as that's fixed, it's going back on the road.
9 years ago
Mako, I was in a cab in Vegas a couple years ago and happened to notice the odometer. It was a Crown Vic with 832,000 miles on it.
9 years ago
Yeah, that's not unusual in that part of the world. Remember that they don't have to deal with snow and extreme heat and cold. 300,000 is usually a good time to retire a cab, though. The boss wants to see if that Lumina can go half a million before it finally dies.
9 years ago
haha, don't get me wrong. That cab was a piece of shit. But I didn't have a choice as they force you into cabs at the LV airport.
9 years ago
I drive an MG ZT-T with 96,000 miles on da clock
9 years ago
Don't worry, no one wants to nick that heap. Probably break down 100 yards down the road. Fo'real
9 years ago
How has it ever managed to get 96k on it?

MG/Rovers are the only cars that dodgy salesmen wind the mileage forward on to make it look like they're reliable.
9 years ago
smart
9 years ago
but just as fake as our screennames
9 years ago
Mine isn't fake. It's just the german spelling of something that I actually am. Even my avatar is a real pic of myself.
9 years ago
u mean u r a nazi?
9 years ago
im german my screenname is fake!
9 years ago
was zur hölle soll dieses gelaber nun wieder?!
9 years ago
hahaha..antspecialist is a vegan!
9 years ago
antspecialist = beezus
9 years ago
He should have just car jacked the bitch... free car and pussy
9 years ago
You have no idea what kind of jail time he avoided by going in this direction.
9 years ago
Seriously, that's just grand theft auto. 5 years max, Carjacking, looking at 20 +.
9 years ago
This is actually the most intelligent discussion I've read on here in weeks.
9 years ago
I got my truck stolen once at a strip club, on Easter sunday. Calling family members for a ride home and explaining where I was, wasn't fun.
9 years ago
You don't have cabs where you live?
9 years ago
good point
9 years ago
maybe he spent all his money on a meth head named "candy"
9 years ago
It was like 2am. My judgement was a little impaired. Calling a cab never crossed my mind. And the meth head's name was "Destiny".
9 years ago
Aw hell, 2 a.m. is when most independent driver's are working in my company lol.
9 years ago
It's funny because she started running after the car like she was gonna catch it.
9 years ago
Fayck
9 years ago
Idiot
9 years ago
I would've ran her over first.
9 years ago
You sure would have.
*pats you gently on the head*
9 years ago
what did that guy tie to her car?
9 years ago
grenades.
9 years ago
flash bangs
9 years ago
Bichos balls
9 years ago
Taco's
9 years ago
That's stupid. You can't rape a car.
9 years ago
How do you know?
9 years ago
and what about the exhaust pipe?
9 years ago
ive known someone have sex with a Honda ATC
9 years ago
It's not rape unless it can testify in court.
9 years ago
thats not real... women drive for miles with bits hanging off the car and never notice a thing.
9 years ago
recover password
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