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911 call

Might be fake, but would it really surprise you if it wasn't?

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by Godzilla

submitted January 7th 2009

26 comments
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comments (26)
HAHAH
oak is easier than eucalyptus
9 years ago
Thanks for helping us along with that one....Your parents must be glowing with pride.
9 years ago
I believe he had to use google for both.
9 years ago
nah it was all that money his parents spent on that awareness course
9 years ago
Koala bear he aint.
9 years ago
I'm gonna drag her bloody carcass over to Oak Street.
9 years ago
That's what the man said, you heard what he said, he said that!
9 years ago
that JUST happened.
9 years ago
...then fuck it? cuz if yall aint planin on eatin' that corpse ill fuck it, then eat it...then eat it...
9 years ago
get up a get get down, 911 is a joke in y0 town
9 years ago
911 is a joke in y0 town
9 years ago
the 2nd time was the charm
9 years ago
Its for added effect
9 years ago
Typical 911 operator,You might as well be calling the Microsoft call center in Bangalore India. Neither one knows what the fuck to do. Umm
could you please repeat that
9 years ago
Damn warthogs, always attacking innocent (well, only her hymen knows for sure) women on hard-to-spell streets.
9 years ago
feminist complex: "Just because my hymen's broken doesn't mean I'm not a virgin!!!"
9 years ago
i knew a girl in high school who didn't want to lose her virginity, so she let her boyfriend fuck her in the ass.
9 years ago
i think that warthog might have actually been a puma
9 years ago
Nah, a Russian.
9 years ago
Things to do..

1. Find out what blind guys substitute for porn.

2. Attack illiterate neighbor on Zihuatanejo street.
9 years ago
3. Kill yourself
9 years ago
4. Skip 1 and 2
9 years ago
5. if one and two where skipped shave pubes
9 years ago
Crysanthemum?!?!



She got cat....
9 years ago
At least my wife died of natural causes. She was eaten by wolves.
9 years ago
I've been halved real bad!
9 years ago
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